Botanist Anon round

>Botanist Anon rushes over to the library to grab some much needed chems before the other nerds can get to them.
>Damn, doors locked.
"AI! Can you get this door pls!?"
>Silence.
"AI cmon be a pal!"
>Anon gives the door a few good thumps.
"Damn, where the hell do I get a crowbar..."
>As Anon fumes over his lack of tools the door creeps open.
>The little dragon Staff Assistant Spike squints his eyes from the weak morning light and yawns audibly from inside. "Anon? What are you doing here so early?"
"Thanks nerd."
>Anon pushes past Spike and runs right into Twilight, knocking them both to the ground.
"Shit." Anon grabs his ear. "WIZARD IN CHEMISTRY!"
>Twilight, shaking her groggy head, pulls herself up from the floor. "Wha... Anon?"
Anon grabs a book off the wall. "Stay away! Or I'll fart on it! I swear!"
>Spike waddles up behind him. "Please don't, I have to clean those."
Anon runs outside and hurls himself into a garbage can. "AI DON'T YOU DARE FLUSH ME!"
>A few minutes later Anon gets taken in by guard ponies for being a dumb stupid asshole in public.
"Fuck, another brig round, I'm not even a traitor I swear! FUCK HOS!"
>Guard ponies just shake their heads and quietly mourn for their poor schizophrenic friend Anon. Some days he's a lazy guard like them, other days he's a really enthusiastic janitor or a party loving barman but no matter what, he's never quite sane.