Rock the Board

I know you like that
You wanna try that
It's really tempting
Better get typing
I got the balls to
break a rule or two
nothing in the brew?
guess it's my cue
for a ruse or two
I'm taking you to
Another blue board
Is already gored
I'm highly animated even though I'm kept kept inactive
So if your thread is going I'ma die to see it broken

And when the mods are pissed cause their pay got dissed
I want y'all to just shitpost
Now while the mods are pissed cause pay got dissin
I want y'all to just shitpost
And when mods are pissed cause their pay got dissed
I want y'all to just shitpost
Now while mods are pissed cause pay got dissin
I want y'all to just shitpost

Post your banes and CIAs
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Come on grab your CAD and spoiler text
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Just ignore the warn and post some porn
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Just type in HE and you'll always see
(How many people ready to rock the house?)

Gravitational pull
I'll have you making a fool
Out of yourself on the front page
Causing butthurt, annoyance, and rage
Making anons announce their public sage
keks the mod's wage
While doing the DK rap
Spouting lotsa quotes and crap
Pop a /sp/ may-may, moderator is talking to me
It's quite a beauty
Seeing all the replies and the baiting

And when the mods are pissed cause their pay got dissed
I want y'all to just shitpost
Now while the mods are pissed cause pay got dissin
I want y'all to just shitpost
And when mods are pissed cause their pay got dissed
I want y'all to just shitpost
Now while mods are pissed cause pay got dissin
I want y'all to just shitpost

Post your banes and CIAs
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Come on grab your CAD and spoiler text
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Just ignore the warn and post some porn
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Just type in HE and you'll always see
(How many people ready to rock the house?)