Book of Fluff: Hewwo!

>You are anon sitting outside enjoying the day.
>You are watching the local marching band set up.
>The football field is being redone and they have picked your street to practice on.
>You don’t mind, it gives you something interesting to watch.
>You are lying back in your lawn chair between two wooden post.
>They are there to set your yard lamps on but since it is day they are just yard decoration.
>For some reason you have a link stuck in your head.
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVUCpu5yhw
>Oh well, time to set back and enjoy the day.
>You see something out of the corner of your eye.
>You turn and see a fluffy pony walking your way.
>You really don’t want to deal with a stray at the moment.
>You are about to shoo it away when it truddles up to one of you post.
*knock*knock*
>It looks at you smiling, “Hewwo!”
>”Am fwuffy!”
>”And fwuffy wan to stay wif yoo and gif yoo wots of wuv!”
*knock*knock*
>You turn and another fluffy is at the other post, “Hewwo!”
>”Am fwuffy too!”
>Fwuffy wan to pway and wub new daddeh aww de time!”
*knock*knock*
>”Am gud fwuffy, never do bad poopies!”
*knock*knock*
>”Fwuffy make daddeh happy and wan to wub fwuffy!”
*knock*knock* *knock*knock*
>”Hewwo!”
>You look behind you, another fluffy has come up, “Am fwuffy too!”
*knock*knock*
>”Fwuffy wan to wive wif daddy and share huggies aww de time!”
*knock*knock*
>”Hewwo!”
>The hell, fluffies are coming from all around now and it seems the marching band has started playing.
>“Am new fwuffy!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Me be de bestest fwuffy fo new daddeh!”
*knock*knock*knock*knock*
>”daddeh can… take fwuffy in!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Fwuffy hug and wub daddeh every day!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Hewwo!”
>Another fluffy approaches, “Am also fwuffy!”
*knock*knock*
>”And wanna gif daddeh huggie to make daddeh happy!”
>An assortment of fluffies start to jump up, “Hewwo!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Hewwooo!”
>”Pwease wet fwuffy stay!”
*knock*knock*
>”Fwuffy gif huggies and be weal gud fo daddeh !”
*knock*knock*
>”Hewwo!”
>”HIiii!”
>”fwuffy am-“
>”Daddeh!”
>”Fwuffy wike dis pwace!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Pwace haf big yard where fwuffy fwen can pway!”
>Fluffies jump up on the side of your lawn chair.
>”Hewwo!”, “New fwen?”,”Hi!”
*knock*knock*
>”Me am fwuffy!”
>”Fwuffy wub daddeh!”
>”Fwuffy onwy wan to be hewe and wive wif daddeh!”
>The fluffies start to march around you.
>They speak in unison, ”Wive wif daddeh!”
>”DADDEH!”
>”Fwuffies haf fun!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Daddeh take fwuffies in fwuffies be vewy vewy gud!”
>Sveral fluffies run up to you with puppy dog eyes, “Pwease!”, “Fwuffy wub yoo!”, “Pwetty pwease!”
>”Fwuffy wai for daddeh!”
>”Gif sowwy poopies!”
>Three fluffies turn around and snap, “Bad fwuffy!”
>A line of fluffies form in front of you and start to sing in unison.
>”Yoo won bewieve how much fwuffy will wub a daddeh!”
>”Wub a daddeh!”
>”WUB A DADDEH!”
>The band seems to stop playing as a fluffy come truddling up to you excitedly and stops next to you out of breath.
>It looks at you smiling then scowls.
>”Dis smawty wand noa! Yoo weave or big owchies!” He puffs his cheeks.
>A bunch of the fluffies run up to him and shake their hooves angrily.
>”Nuu! Nuu! Nuu! Dummy fwuffy! Dat not wha fwuffies say!”
>The fluffy looks at the others confused.
>”Wook at fwuffies  and do wha fwuffy do!”
>The band starts to play again as the fluffies gather around your lawn chair again chanting in harmony, “Hewwo!”
>”Hewwo!”
>”Fwuffy am”
>Fwuffy am nuu smawty!”
>”And fwuffies wan to wive wif daddeh and pway aww de time!”
>Several are waving at you, “Hewwo!”, “Hi!”, “Hug fwuffy!”, “Hi ho!”, “Pwease take fwuffy!”
>”fwuffy wub yoo!”, “Pick fwuffy!”, “Fwuffy hug and pway wif daddy aww day and nity nite!”
>”Den daddeh take fwuffy and he!”
>”Take fwuffy and he!”
>”Take fwuffy and feed him!”
>One fluffy stand out from the pack and throws his front hooves up and at the top of its little lungs.
>”SKEEEEEEETIEEEESSS!!!”
>Little guy has some pipes!
>A circle of fluffies form around you and start to march chanting, “Hewwo!”
>”And daddeh take fwuffy in!”
>”And daddeh take fwuffy in!”
>”And daddeh take fwuffy in and fuffy wub daddeh!”
>They all stand at attention, “Daaadddddeehhh!”
>“Daaadddddeehhh!”
>They all start waving and smiling, “Hewwooo!”
>The band stops and your mouth is agape.
>These little guys were amazing.
>You start to get up to let them into your house.
>You already know where the safe room will be.
>You have to admit these fluffies have earned the right to stay at your house.