The Epohh Threat

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: cocaine madness

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: buncha weirdos

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: someone needs professional help

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: u should all be thanking me for vanquishing the epohh armada

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: but its ok

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: I understand the madness

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: because I'm special

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: So there

corestick@corestick: talking to yourself eh

M'raaj-Da@griffans: Sad strange little man.

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: "Little"?

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Such insolence...

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: 'You people' need to learn some respect

M'raaj-Da@griffans: Meh.

corestick@corestick: why not teach us in a PvP :p

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: I am the one that has saved you all from the epohh threat

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: The epohh king is always watching

M'raaj-Da@griffans: Thought it was the tribbles were the threat

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: No they are nuisance the epohh are down right dangerous

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: But I know... their weakness

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: That's why I'm special see

corestick@corestick: doubt that

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: The Epohh king himself was the one that stole my medications

corestick@corestick: i think you take too much medication as it is :p

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: I caught him red handed stealing my stash ... that is the day that we became enemies - forever!

corestick@corestick: and pls don't pm me freako

M'raaj-Da@griffans: Oh dear.

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: You are just jealous

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Its ok I understand

corestick@corestick: ya

M'raaj-Da@griffans: Wookie Nipple Pinchie.

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Jealous of me and my medications

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Just like the Epohh

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Look into the eyes of the Epohh and you will see only evil

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: They will steal your medications first.

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: That's right

Stephan@mr44walker44: westcoast time is broken on

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: So why is that important? You might ask? It means that you lay your traps FIRST around the infirmary...

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: It also means you keep your favourite medications or illicit drugs on your PERSON

corestick@corestick: geezus

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: What you think this is a joke?

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Man you people are ignorant

Saalm@mizpiz: He seems to be on the up and up

corestick@corestick: indeed, high as a kite

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Never

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: I'm just doing my community service here guys...

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Never open an epohh lock box

Saalm@mizpiz: I believe you Tso

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: They are rare but never open them - evil lurks within

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Remember that Speilberg documentary on that planet with them evil critters  - that's right - some idiot opened a  GOLD EPOHH LOCK BOX!!! OMG!

Saalm@mizpiz: You've inspired me; I will help spread your message.

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Thank goodness

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: If I have saved one life here today it makes it all worthwhile

corestick@corestick: don't encourage the addicts lol

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Trust me there are parts of this game that even those at cryptic never speak about or dare to program anything around...

Stephan@mr44walker44: OMG,still sandin at mojave,you never talk somthing like that!

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: They just deny the truth because they know you cannot handle it

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: The have to patch this thing every week? WHY? WHY??!!!! I know why... because the epohh king has his minions hacking the servers... just no one will admit to it...

Saalm@mizpiz: I know, they're just slandering you in a feeble attempt to discredit you.

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: That's right. Evil minions of orthodoxy they be

M'raaj-Da@griffans: Granpa Klingon has forgotten to take his medication again.

Saalm@mizpiz: At least we now know corestick is firmly in the pockets of Epohh

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: yep

Saalm@mizpiz: Same with M'raaj-Da

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: yep

Saalm@mizpiz: We're on to you you sons of bitches

Tso'Bak Son of QUAR KARGH@professionalhelp: Did you hear about that cargo fleet that went missing in the Trieh Sector last week? THe KHC believe it was due to Epohh battlefleet...