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- >You’re a businessman.
- >You’re an entertainer.
- >You give the people what they want.
- >You have just paid for your latest shipment of fluffies.
- >The crowd has gathered and they are in their seats.
- >They have paid their money.
- >They will spend their money.
- >The reason they do that is because you don’t produce shit.
- >You give quality.
- >Your shining silver suit fits you perfectly.
- >Your hair slicked back just right.
- >Your microphone is hidden just right so it doesn’t interfere with your speech.
- >You look toward you assistant. “Turn off the lights.”
- >The area goes dark, the audience gets quiet.
- >You hear the door open and fluffies pushed through it.
- >”Why dawk?”, “Ochies!”, “Whewe fwuffy?”, “Sketties?”
- >The herd is noisy as it is pushed through the door.
- >When the majority start saying, “Fwuffy wost… fwuffy scawed…” you know it’s time.
- >You simply say to your assistant, “Hit it.”
- >The lights come on as the music starts to play.
- Duh duh dunt….Duh duh dunt….
- Duh duh dunt, Duh duh dunt, Dunt, Duh dunt…
- Duh duh dunt, don tsh, Duh duh dunt, don tsh,
- Duh duh dunt, Duh duh dunt, Dunt, Duh dunt, don tsh
- Duh duh dunt
- Living easy… living free…
- >You burst in to cheers from the crowd.
- >You look down at the confused fluffies.
- >”Come on guys, dance! It’s a party, have fun!” you start to shake your body a bit.
- >On cue all of the little fluff balls start to giggle and dance.
- >The cute spectacle is greeted by cheers and yells from the audience telling them to shake their bodies.
- >You turn to the audience and start talking, your voice coming across the loud speakers.
- >”Ladies and gentlemen! Are you here to have fun!”
- >You run back and forth in front of the crowd trying to pump them up.
- >”We have state of the art entertainment just for you!”
- >”Surround sound, large screen TVs set up so you can see these cute little guys all night long!”
- >You reach into the fenced area and grab the closest fluffy.
- >It is an earth fluffy with a green body and yellow mane.
- >You grab one of its front hooves and wave it at the audience.
- >”Wave to the people now, they’re here for you.” You whisper in its ear.
- >It starts to wave ecstatically, “Hewwo! New fwens? Pway wif fwuffy!”
- >The crowd goes nuts, they are stomping like a herd of buffalo as they cheer.
- >”Are you ready!”
- >”Are you ready to see fluffies play?”
- >Are you ready to see fluffies dance?”
- >”Are you ready to see fluffies having a good time with lots of toys?”
- >”Is that what you came to see tonight?”
- >You turn giving a wide smile to the fluffies still laughing and dancing.
- >*BOOM*
- >Fire from pyrotechnics sprays across the dancing fluffies setting them on fire.
- I’m on the Hiiiighway to Hell!
- >You love the look on their faces when they burst into flames, you never tire of it.
- >The screams of the fluffies behind you echos through the area in the speakers.
- >You grab the head of the waving fluffy.
- >You snap its neck and rip its grinning head off letting blood spurt from the neck.
- >You drop kick the body into the audience and spike the head on the ground.
- >Your silver suit has spatters of blood on it.
- >The screaming balls of flames are running around behind you.
- >”If you came to see any of that shit you will be sorely disappointed!”
- >”No, tonight you’ll see fluffy ponies die!”
- >”We have cameras to catch the carnage so you can go to the bar in back or take your time placing bets!”
- >”Tonight, lady luck might smile on you so go ahead and bet on how long they will survive!”
- >”Indulge yourself! Soak up their misery! Relish in their pain!”
- >”We are just getting started so welcome!”
- >”Enjoy as we set the death matches in motion!”
- >”Welcome one and all… to the arena!”
- >You give a bow and large grin to the audience, they are howling in approval.
- >You look back at the charred bodies snickering.
- >You are walking back to the cage area so they can clean up the dead pieces of charcoal.
- >You see the little shits are still smiling and dancing in their cages.
- >Dumbasses.
- >They must have taken your lead from earlier.
- >The men are taking out the first match.
- >As you walk into the back your next shipment arrives.
- >You need fresh fluffies all the time.
- >This one came from a park, supposed to have a bunch of decent fluffies.
- >Hmmm, looks like a few have battle scars already.
- >Wow, look at that one’s ear.
- >A maroon fluffy with a green mane, it will be interesting watching him fight to the death.
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