Be EA!

I know that your will of innovation
Is as poor as a dead horse backside
But lazy as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking money and aquisitions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for the sales of a lifetime
Be prepared for amazing reviews
A new gaming era is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my loot!
And in shekels deliciously squared
Be EA!

Yeah! Be EA, we'll be EA! For what?
For the death of vidya
Was it banned?
No, fool! We're going to kill it and gamers, too
Great idea! Who needs games?
No games, no games! La la la la la la!
Idiots! There will be games!
But you said-
They'll be my games!
Stick with me and you'll never go bankrupt again!

Yay, all right! Long live EA!
Long live EA!

With DRM we'll soon be connected
With EA who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a cent without me!

So prepare for the game of the century
Be prepared for the greatest scam
Meticulous planning, image board spamming
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be rich, undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teams and ambitions are bared-
Be EA!
Yes, our teams and ambitions are bared-
Be EA!