[FLUTTERRAPE] Anon and Discord's Mesmerising Adventures

>Day Estrus the Second in Equestria
>Wake up with an incredibly sore back
>That sofa wasn't made to be slept on by a human
>You groan and swing your legs off it, rubbing your head
>The house is silent; you can hear the chirping of birds outside and see the morning sun streaking in through the cracks in the curtains
>For a moment you enjoy the tranquillity of it all
>You almost forget why you're here to begin with
>Eventually your mind catches up with you
>Oh yeah. That's why.
>Creep over to the curtains and gently push one aside
>The farmyard is deserted, and no sign of any Estrus-burdened mares can be found
>Smile
>Looks like you're going to be safe here after all
>You notice the clock
>7:00
>Applejack would normally be up by now
>But given her... situation, you guess she can't go about her normal business
>You wish you could go up and see her
>But Granny Smith wouldn't agree.
>The sound of joints popping and a bestial growling classed as a yawn fills your mind
>And neither would he...
>"Ahh. Good morning, Anon."
Mornin'.
>"Something the matter?"
Yeah, I miss Applejack
>"Oh boo hoo. Go and make us some breakfast"
If you keep that tone of voice up, I might just go up and see her
>"Alright, alright. You've made your point."
>Walk into the kitchen to make some food
Think we should wake up Granny Smith?
>"Nah. Leave her be. The less out of the picture she is, the more we can concentrate on our mission"
Which is?
>"Preparing young Applebloom for her destiny"
My god, will you please let that go? She's not going to do it and she never will.
>"Don't be naive, Anon. Everyone is capable of chaos"

1/?

It's too early to talk about the inner-workings of the mind and a pony's capacity for good or evil
>"Nothing evil about Chaos. I've told you before how fair it is"
>Don't reply, instead start searching through various cupboards for things to eat
>"Oh come on, Anon. You know I'm right."
...Being 'fair' isn't relative to what's morally right.
>"Hah! Oh, so now Celestia's got you talking about morals?"
No. That's just me. A fair society might be fair, but it might also be cruel. Full of "necessary evils".
>"Like what?"
>You think
>To your surprise, you can't come up with a counterpoint
>"Ahh. See? You know I'm right, deep down."
>Discord's voice lowers to a whisper, and he speaks as though he's talking straight into your ear
>"Soon you'll realise just how appealing a world of chaos really is."
>You try your best to concentrate on preparing food
>But Discord's voice gets louder in your ears
>"A world of true justice and freedom"
>You pull out some cereal from a cupboard
>"Beautiful"
>Pour it into a bowl
>"Happy"
>Try and find some milk, just as Discord's voice gets unbearably loud
>"FAIR."
STOP IT.
>"Ahnon? Who're ya talkin' to?"
>You spin around
>Applebloom is stood in the doorway, rubbing her eyes and stifling a yawn
Oh, uhh. Discord.
>She giggles
>"You an' yer funny imagination, Ahnon."
>Discord sounds shocked
>"What does she mean 'Imagination'? I'm real! Anon, tell her I'm real!"
>Grin
Yeah. My imagination is pretty wild, isn't it?
>"NOT COOL, ANON."

2/?

>You make Applebloom some breakfast and sit down at the table
>Discord is muttering to himself
>You make conversation with Applebloom
Sleep well?
>"Yeah. Woke up a coupl'a times, though."
Why?
>"Applejack keeps makin' noises..."
>You sigh
Yeah, she will this time of year, it seems.
>"Can you fix her?"
>Your heart swells
>Look at her sadly
I'm sorry, Applebloom. But she has to tough this one out, I'm afraid.
>Reach over the table and ruffle her mane
And so do you.
>Discord chuckles
>"Nice work, Anon. Toughening her up for her future duties"
Shut up, Discord
>Applebloom giggles
>"Ahm glad you an' 'Discord' are here. It's mighty borin' around here without Applejack... Ah can't find Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo neither!... Can ya'll stay with me?"
Ya'll?
>"You an Discord!"
>Smile
So he's not just my imagination, is he?
>"Nop0ny talks like that to their own thoughts. I reckon ya' really do have a big ol' spirit stuck in your head!"
>She gasps
>"Maybe ah can get my Cutie Mark in exorcism"
>Discord lets out a short laugh and you raise an eyebrow
That's a fancy word for an 8 year old.
>She scowls
>"Ahm 9 next week..."
Really? Well I'll be sure to get you a present
>Applebloom sits on your lap for the best part of an hour and you just sit there. Talking.
>Discord laughs at her adorable little statements, and you tease her, much to her chagrin

3/?

>Granny Smith comes downstairs about an hour later
>She hobbles into the kitchen and gives a stern look
>"Better not have been foolin' around with my granddaughter!"
Oh course not, Ms Smith.
>"Daaaarn tootin'! One more word .. an..."
>She walks out of the kitchen, still ranting quietly to herself.
>Discord clears his throat
>"Anon, that offer about throwing a pie at her is still on the table."
Shut up, Discord.
>Applebloom peers at you
>"Ahnon! We should make Applejack somethin' to eat!"
I guess, yeah.
>"Great! I'll go an' find somethin'"
>She trots around, searching through cupboards and pulling out various condiments that she can reach
>"You should make her sandwich, Anon."
Not a bad idea, Discord.
>"Out of nails and rat poison"
Why do you hate all that is good?
>"She imprisoned me in stone and made out with a stallion in front of me while I was on display at Canterlot Gardens."
...You serious?
>Before he can reply Applebloom comes back
>"How about we make 'er a sandwich!"
>Discord chuckles
>"Yes... Darling Applebloom... Do go on!"
>"An' I reckon there should be apples on it!"
>"...Oh what the heck, she still has a long way to go"
>You and Applebloom prepare Applejack's meal while Discord gives you incredible ideas of what to slip on it
>"Ok ok, hear me out. What if we shrunk a cow down to the size of a grape, then put the cow on a sandwich!"
That's sick, Discord.
>"Oh come on! It would be hilarious! Applejack would have a little bovine running around her small intestine!"
I'm beginning to see why putting you in charge would mean the end of all things.
>"Pffft. Boring."
>Finally, your apple-sandwich is ready
>Applebloom looks at you
>"Ya'll think she'll like it?"
She'll love it, why don't you go and take it up to her now?
>"Sorry, Ahnon! But ah gotta find Scootaloo an’ Sweetie Belle! Gotta run!"
>She runs out the backdoor through your legs
>Uh oh

4/?

>Ok, don't panic. It's just Applejack.
>Look out into the living room
>Granny Smith is snoozing away in her chair
>You don't want to wake her
Shit shit shit
>"Might I offer a suggestion?"
Please do!
>"Let her starve to death!"
...WHY
>"Sounds like a good time! Come on, Anon. Get into the spirit of things!"
What spirit is there in murder?!
>"Oh come on, you can always bring her back from the dead!"
That's fuc- wait, what?
>"Sure. Just snap your fingers and bring her back, good as new."
No catch?
>"Of course! I used to do it all the time!"
Discord that's just... Horrible. I mean I can't even begin to imagine how horrific your rule must have been.
>"Come now! It was funny! I would have a group of ponies fight a group of hungry tigers and the winners got to live! Where's the harm in that!"
What about the losers?
>"Well they would live as well. I wouldn't allow them to die."
You're worse than Hitler.
>"Not at all. "Hitler" let them stay dead. Nop0ny died under my rule."
And how long were you in power, exactly?
>"Oooh, I don't know... 600 years?"
I... Just shut up, Discord.
>"Alright, I'll just be searching through your childhood memories again. Lotta good ones in here"
Oh for fucks sake.
>You pick up the plate the sandwich is sat on and head towards the stairs
>"Heh. You were so sickeningly cute back then! Ohh and you still used to wet the bed at 10! HAH!"
I hate you so much it's unreal.
>"Stop being such a downer. Learn to laugh at life!"
Try telling that to the ponies you ruled over for 600 fucking years.
>"You've become colder over the last few days, Anon. More jaded. What's to do?"

5/?

>You start to ascend the stairs
You really wanna know? You. You're driving me mad with this non-stop lunacy. Why can't you just settle down? For ONE DAY. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE DAY.
>"...You sure you want to do this? Hm? A whooole day with without daddy Discord looking over your shoulder and guiding you?"
>His tone has become much sterner. More absolute.
I got on fine without you before. I don't even need you!
>"And what about your magic? Think you can go without them to?"
My magic is my own, Discord. You have no control over them.
>"Very well, Anon. Have it your way. Good bye."
>His cheerful attitude all but gone, Discord's voice fades from your mind
>No papers shuffling
>No noise
>No breathing
>Just silence
>You're stood at the top of the stairs facing Applejack's door quietly
>He's really gone
>You sigh happily and knock on the door
Applejack? It's me, Anon
>Nothing
AJ?
>You grip the doorknob and push the door open
>Applejack is led on her bed, facing away from the door
>You settle the plate down on her bedside cabinet and start to close the door
Something for you to eat. Ok?
>No reply
>You rap your fingers on the doorframe nervously
>No harm in just seeing if she's ok
>You walk through door and shut it behind you
>Walk over to the side of the bed AJ is facing
>She's staring at the wall, motionless
>She blinks and looks up at you, sorrowfully
Heeey...
>Crouch down and touch her cheek
>She smiles slightly
>"Hey... Pardner..."

6/?

How are you holding up?
>"Not too good. That a san’wich ah can smell?"
Yup. Gotta feed you while you're stuck in here, you know.
>Applejack's smile gets wider
>She still looks tired though
>"It's awful, Anon."
>Stroke her mane
I know, AJ. I know.
>She sighs and motions for you to come closer
>You comply and embrace her
>She nuzzles your chest and giggles
>"Ya sure do smell good, Anon."
>Uh oh
>"Ya sure ya don' wanna stay a lil' longer?"
Sorry, AJ. I can't touch you
>She growls slightly
>Woah
>"Why not? Why am ah not allowed to touch mah own boyfriend durin' all this?"
It's not that... It's just... Granny Smith said I'm not allowed to go near you during this time. Because you might... Get pregnant
>Applejack gives you a deadpan look
>"Anon. Are ya really that dim?"
>She chuckles
>"Ponies n Humans can't have foals. We're not exactly alike"
>Grin sheepishly
Yeah... I guess it's pretty crazy. But I can do magic! Who's to say I can't get you pregnant during this time?
>"Ah'm ta' say."
What-
>And with that, Applejack plants her lips on yours, pulling you down onto her bed with her.

7/?

>Several minutes later you both lie next to each other, panting.
>You grin when you remember how mad Discord will be after that
>But still, not a peep from the guy
>How strange
>Applejack coos
>"That was mighty fine, Anon. Ah needed that."
>She cuddles up to you, nuzzling your side
>"An' don' you worry none. Ah won't have any foals"
>She chuckles again
>"So what did HE think about that? Think he's ready for round two?"
Actually, he's gone.
>She sits up, concern on her face
>"What, GONE gone?"
Kinda. We had an fight and since then I haven't even heard him breath. He never made a sound throughout that whole thing
>Applejack frowns
>"Ah'm sure it'll be fine but... He's in there ta begin with because ya head makes a fine prison."
I know, I know... But it's... Unnerving. What's he planning?
>"Can't say ah know, Anon. Discord ran rings around me an mah friends. There's no tellin' what he's doin'. Ah know ya probably know this, but remember, Anon. Discord is a pony of his word. Some kinda sick honesty runs through that thing's veins"
Sick honesty?
>"Sure. He'll say things an' mean it in the most literal sense. Like when he tricked us inta walkin' inta the maze. He never actually said the elements were in there. He's a smart one, that's fer sure. Don't you go underestimatin' 'im, Anon. He's smarter than he lets on."
>Now you're the one frowning
>He could be listening right now, just not showing it.
>Whatever he's doing, Discord just got a whole lot more sinister
Do you... Think he can do anything to me?
>"Ah don' know, Sugarcube. The Princess put 'im in here 'cause you're bad fer magic, or somethin'. He shouldn't be able to hurt ya. Worst he can do is talk."
That's what I'm afraid of.

8/?

>You and Applejack exit her room and go downstairs, making sure not to wake up Granny on the way past
>"D'ya think she'll be mad at me?"
She will if you get knocked up. Let’s hope nature doesn't hate us
>Applejack grins and trots out the door
>You follow her and quietly shut it after you
>Once outside you stretch and yawn
Man, I'm glad to be out there. It's a great house, AJ. But I like to get out.
>"Ah know how you feel, sugarcube. Let’s go grab a bite to eat. Not much around here"
What about the thousands of apples?
>"...Ah wanna cupcake"
No. Trust me, AJ. It's a bad idea going into town. Plus... Uhh.... Oh.
>You haven't told her about Twilight or Pinkie Pie.
>Or Fluttershy
>"What?"
>She turns on you, a stern look on her face
>"Anon. Look at me"
>You lock your eyes with hers
>"What did ya do?"
>Welp. No point lying.
I turned Twilight into jelly and shattered her, turned Pinkie Pie into stone then broke her as well, placed them both in buckets for reconstruction then just left the buckets lying around and made Fluttershy literally go fuck herself.
>Applejack stares at you
>"Well... Uhh. At least ya bein' honest?"
Relax. I can put them back together, I think.
>She sighs
>"Guess we gotta find those buckets then, huh?"
Yup. But seriously, we see a single pony and we're gone. Kapeesh?
>"Bless ya."

9/?

>You lead Applejack down the path from Sweet Apple Acres to where you think you put Pinkie Pie's bucket
>To your shock, Pinkie Pie is lying next to the bucket, un-stoned and completely whole again, sleeping.
>Applejack looks at you
>"Ah thought ya said she was IN the bucket?"
She was...
>You both walk over and look down at the snoozing Pinkie Pie
>Nudge her with a foot
>She snorts and slowly comes to
>"Huh? Oh, Hiya, Anny! Hi Applejack!"
>"Heya, Pinkie"
...Hi
>Pinkie Pie's smile widens
>"What's up, Anny? Was yesterday too much fun for ya?"
>She winks at you
>With eyes, you dirty bastard.
>Applejack gives you another look
>"Mind explainin' Anon?"
I already told you. I snap-froze her and blew her up. Putting all the pieces in that bucket.
>You motion at the bucket with "Pinkie Pie" written on it for emphasis
>Applejack raises an eyebrow
>"Pinkie? Mind tellin' me what happened?"
>She beams
>"Okie dokie lokie!"
>Pinkie Pie then begins her tale
>It's an engaging story full of twists and turns. An adventure about a young colt journeying to the forbidden lands to destroy a magic horseshoe in the fires of Mount Coom.
>She finishes 30 minutes later, you're sat cross-legged on the floor with Applejack resting against your chest, both of you staring glassy eyed at Pinkie while she speaks
>"And that, Nonny. Is how I became trapped inside this bucket"
>Rather than bothering to ask what actually happened, you pick up Applejack under your arm and walk off, saying goodbye to Pinkie as you walk away.
>Applejack is quiet
>"Anon?"
Yo.
>"...D'ya really think Little Hoof managed to get back to the Shire?"
None of that happened, Applejack.
>"Oh"

10/?

>You head towards Twilight's Library, Applejack now trotting alongside you
>"So lemmie get this straight, you an' that demon up there had the bright idea to turn Twilight inta JELLY?"
Yeah. It was awesome. For like, 4 seconds.
>"Then what?"
Let's just say that me and Twilight tangled, and things got sticky. I'll need to wash off the shame later.
>Applejack gawps at you
>"WE'RE YOU HAVIN' IT ON WITH ANOTHER MARE?!"
What? No! I got covered in jelly then blew her up.
>"Oh... Uhh, sorry."
It's ok. She also nearly raped me.
>"WHAT THE- WHY THAT LITTLE- OOooh Ah'm gonna have a talk with that unicorn."
Come on, Applejack! It's estrus! Give her a break!
>Applejack storms ahead
>"NO! NO MARE TOUCHES MY MAN!"
>You smile proudly and watch her kick open the library door
I tapped that.
>You run after her before she can severely harm the Princess' personal student.

>"AH DON' CARE, TWILIGHT. YOU DON'T TOUCH 'IM, YA HEAR?"
>"Applejack, please! You know how hard it is!"
>"Yeah, ah do! But at least ah had the decency to restrain mahself and lock mahself in mah room!"
>"Then why are you out here now?"
>You walk through the door in time to see Applejack look your way and smile with a blush on her face
>"Anon helped me out."
>Twilight is now fuming
>"Y-you HYPOCRIT! You tell me to restrain myself then go and use him for your own personal gain? I can't believe you!"
>"Ah'm not 'usin' 'im if he's willin', right, Anon?"
Uhh, She's right, Twi. Me and AJ have been a thing for a while now.
>Twilight is shocked
>"Seriously? You and... Her?"
>Applejack turns back to Twilight, her eyes narrowing again
>"Waddya mean, 'HER'?"
Guys, come on. Calm down. This whole estrus thing is hard for everyone, I can imagine.
>They both try to relax

11/?

I got chased out of my own home, Applejack locked herself in her room and wouldn't eat, Twilight lost her mind. Hell, every mare in this town lost it. Yesterday morning I was stood on my roof turning anything that came near me into sheep.
>The two mares give you incredulous looks.
>"...Sheep"
Hey, don't look at me. It was Discord's idea.
>You all stand in silence for a while
Estrus fucking sucks
>"Eeyup"
>"Yeah..."
So what now?
>Twilight muses
>"Hmm... Who else did you run into yesterday, Anon?"
Ugh. Fluttershy.
>"What did you do to her?"
I made her go fuck herself.
>"What, like literally?"
Yeah. It hurt to watch.
>Twilight sighs
>"Guess we'd better go sort her out."
>You all poke your heads out the library door
Is the coast clear?
>Applejack squints and studies the area
>"Looks that way, sugar."
>Twilight clears her throat
>"You know, Anon. If you ever need some uhh, release..."
>Applejack slaps her
>"Mah man."
>"Sorry. Estrus."
>You all sneak through town, sticking to the shadows and avoiding Estrus-crazed mares who are lumbering around like some kind of sexy zompocalypse
>Applejack prods your leg while you all hide under a cart from a large mob of slowly moving, moaning mares
>"Pssst, hey, Anon. Why not just use magic to distract 'em?"
Oh yeah.
>You raise a hand at them and imagine a hologram of a stallion dancing in a hula-skirt
>Nothing
Uh oh.

12/?

>Twilight shuffles on her belly over to you
>"What's wrong?"
Uhh. I can't magic.
>"WHAT?!"
>You clasp a hand over her mouth
>She starts licking your palm and blushing
>Applejack reaches over your back and slaps her head
>Remove your hand
>"So salty... Uhh. Sorry. Estrus. What do you mean you can't do magic?"
Well nothing's happening
>"Is there something wrong with your horn?"
I don't have a horn, genius.
>"I beg to differ~"
>Appleslap
>"OW! Ugh. Ok, you can't do magic. Let's just make a break for it when they've gone past"
>You all watch the mob of mares lumber on past, groaning and dripping
God damn your species is gross.
>Appleslap
Ow.
>Once they're all gone you get out from under the cart and sprint towards the edge of town
>You duck behind trees and avoid stray mares
>You jump into bushes
>You hide behind low walls
>You force Applejack and Twilight to make out while you use them as cover
>It's awesome.
>Eventually you all get to Fluttershy's cottage
>You stand looking at it, your hands on your hips, Twilight to the right of you and Applejack to the left
>Twilight speaks up
>"Anon? If we don't make it-"
Lemmie just stop you right there, because you're starting to sound like Fluttershy.
>"Sorry... Estrus..."
>Applejack shakes her head and sighs
>She doesn't even both to slap Twilight
>Truly, this Estrus has made us all empty shells of what we once were

13/?

>You stroll up to the door and knock thrice
>The door opens, and you get knocked back by a wall of musk strong enough to have a physical effect on objects
>Fluttershy walks through the door, with bagged eyes, a frazzled mane and a dopey grin
>"Ohh.. Hey, baby. How're YOU doin?"
What.
>Applejack and Twilight both go "huh?"
>Fluttershy continues, talking in a slow drawl
>"You guys come round to chill? S'cool, I guess. Come on in."
>She turns and slowly walks back inside
>You give the other two mares a bewildered look
Uhh. Ok then.
>You motion for them to follow you, and you try not to gag as you step into Fluttershy's house
>The stench is unreal. Like 40 orgies happened at once.
Fluttershy-
>You break into a fit of coughing while she looks at you with the gaze of a pony that just smoked a thousand blunts
>During 40 orgies
What is that SMELL?!
>Twilight and Applejack are also struggling to stay stood up right
>Fluttershy's smile gets more lopsided
>"Nothin' much, baby. Just got it all outta my system, ya know?"
WHAT?
>"Your speeeeell, maaaan! It was crazy. I haven't slept since then. It stopped this mornin' and I just led on my bed, ya know?"
>She stares into space
>And doesn't stop
>Snap your fingers
Focus, 'Shy. What do you mean it stopped this morning?
>"Weeell... I was anally hoofing myself, 'cause, ya know, it's awesome."
>You, Twilight and Applejack shudder
>"And I just kinda stopped doing it. Felt kinda weird doing it all of a sudden."
>Twilight staggers up to Fluttershy
>"Anon said you fucked yourself, is this what he meant?"
>Fluttershy laughs
>Incredibly slowly
>"Yeah, mare. Just kinda realised how beautiful I am, ya know? I had to get me a piece of that ass."

14/?

>While Fluttershy drawls on about how many fetishes and positions she did with herself, you're putting the pieces together
>Just as Fluttershy is about to tell an uncomfortably eager looking Twilight about the secret of the perfect orgasm, you interrupt
>Twilight groans
I think I've got it. Twilight, when did you stop being jelly?
>"This morning, why?"
That must be it then. You, Pinkie and Fluttershy must have returned back to normal when my magic wore off!
>Fluttershy laughs slowly again
>"Maaan, the audience already figured that out ages ago..."
What?
>"Nothin', man. Listen, I gotta go look after some animals. It's pretty crazy. I'm out, peace."
>With that she flies into a wall, laughs, and flies out the window next to her
>You, Twilight and Applejack stand in stunned silence
>Applejack slowly speaks up
>"Uhh. Anon? Did you break Fluttershy?"
I might have broken Fluttershy.
>"Thought so..."
>You all walk out of her house, not saying a word to each other
>A noise to your left causes you all to watch Fluttershy licking a tree and talking to Angel Bunny about how beautiful life is
>TS: "Anon. Can you make me appreciate life like that?"
>Appleslap
>TS: "Ow"
>AJ: "Come on, ya'll. Let’s go"
Where are we heading?
>AJ: "Anyplace that isn't here. I need ta get that smell outta my nose."
>You and Twilight agree
>One last look over your shoulder as you follow AJ and Twilight shows Fluttershy braiding her hair with flowers and singing
>Have you ever been fucked so hard you turned into a hippy?
>Well Fluttershy has.

15/?

>You all walk in silence down the road towards your ruined house
>As it comes closer, you see shattered windows, broken doors and a ruined garden
>You sigh
>Applejack pats you on the leg sympathetically
>"It's ok, sugarcube. We can fix it once this is all over."
It's not just that...
>Twilight and AJ look at you
>TS: "What's wrong?"
>It has been nagging you all day.
>Ever since you lost your magic, and he left, you've felt a great sense of loneliness.
>As much as you hate to admit it, you felt like something was missing without him there to watch over you and help you out whenever you needed him
>He knew you better than anyone else, knew what to expect from you and you from him
>And try as you might, you can't help but say
I miss Discord...
>Twilight and AJ share a look
>AJ: "You serious?"
I can't help it, guys. He's just always there for me. He can be annoying as hell, and he pries into my darkest thoughts and reads them like a morning paper, but I miss him! He's funny. He's wise and intelligent and I miss him"
>TS: "You do realise that he probably doesn't feel the same way. It IS Discord, Anon."
>A deep chuckle resonates throughout your skull
>You hear the cracking of joints
>A long, bestial yawn
>And papers shuffling
>You feel a massive smile grow on your face
>Twilight's eyes widen
>TS: "Oh no."
>"Ahhh... I missed you too, Anon. Now let’s go practice magic."
>You let loose a maniacal cackle and before she can react, you turn Twilight into a toilet.
>Applejack screams and runs off as you snap your fingers, fixing your windows and front door
>Toilet Sparkle flaps her seat angrily
Oh put a lid on it, Sparkle.
>Discord roars with laughter and you grin, snapping your fingers and teleporting Twilight back to her Library.
>You summon some popcorn and eat it as you sit on the roof of your house, playing with the clouds in the sky
>"Hey Anon."
Yeah, Discord?
>"Sorry for shouting."
I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
>"Friends?"
Friends.
>"Now turn that cloud into a penis."

16/16
The End.