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- >Be 2024
- >I go outside for the first time years
- >The fappening changed everything
- >JLaws nudes sparked a revolution
- >Every conflict in the world abruptly ended as everyone was too busy fapping
- >As I walk down the overgrown street, I see what appears to be Zoe Quinn
- >She sits on the side of the curb dying
- >"C-cum c-c-cum I-I need cum" she says in a pathetic voice
- >Much of her kind died out after the fappening
- >With no cum to nourish them, sluts began starve out
- >SJWs began to crumble into dust as everyone was too busy fapping to give them attention
- >As I walk further on down, I see others
- >I notice that there a very few children amongst them
- >JLaws nude made actual sex obsolete
- >An entire generation was never born
- >The world population has dropped significantly
- >Overcrowding is no longer an issue
- >Bill Nye comes out with his cock in hand and declares that global warming has ended
- >The sea levels recede
- >With no more government, we can start over
- >A new constitution is drafted. No more tyranny
- >Due to everyone fapping, we all forgot about Ebola
- >It seems that the population of Africa has been completely obliterated
- >Nothing of value was lost
- >The world is finally ready to move one
- >Thank you based leaker
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