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  1. >Be 2024
  2. >I go outside for the first time years
  3. >The fappening changed everything
  4. >JLaws nudes sparked a revolution
  5. >Every conflict in the world abruptly ended as everyone was too busy fapping
  6. >As I walk down the overgrown street, I see what appears to be Zoe Quinn
  7. >She sits on the side of the curb dying
  8. >"C-cum c-c-cum I-I need cum" she says in a pathetic voice
  9. >Much of her kind died out after the fappening
  10. >With no cum to nourish them, sluts began starve out
  11. >SJWs began to crumble into dust as everyone was too busy fapping to give them attention
  12. >As I walk further on down, I see others
  13. >I notice that there a very few children amongst them
  14. >JLaws nude made actual sex obsolete
  15. >An entire generation was never born
  16. >The world population has dropped significantly
  17. >Overcrowding is no longer an issue
  18. >Bill Nye comes out with his cock in hand and declares that global warming has ended
  19. >The sea levels recede
  20. >With no more government, we can start over
  21. >A new constitution is drafted. No more tyranny
  22. >Due to everyone fapping, we all forgot about Ebola
  23. >It seems that the population of Africa has been completely obliterated
  24. >Nothing of value was lost
  25. >The world is finally ready to move one
  26. >Thank you based leaker
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