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- Oneshot.
- >You don't know where you are.
- >That's the first thing you're aware of
- >It doesn't bother you much
- >After all, you've woken up in an unfamiliar place more times than you can count
- >Opened your eyes inside of Changeling cocoons, strange caves
- >A castle that seemed suffocatingly empty without your sister
- >You go through your usual checklist, looking for distinctive features to let you know where you are
- >You start to worry when you find none
- >There wasn't just a lack of distinctive features
- >There was a lack of any features
- >At all
- >All you could see was whiteness
- >A seemingly infinite expanse, laid out in front of you
- >Your eyes scan the scene
- >Surely, there has to be something!
- >...Or maybe you are mistaken.
- >"Oh. Hello."
- >You jump, slightly, at the voice
- >Male
- >Unfamiliar
- >You can hear the clip of your hooves as you turn around
- >Like you're stepping on pavement
- >Although it certainly doesn't feel like pavement
- >It doesn't feel like anything, really
- >You catch sight of the source of the voice, and tilt your head in confusion
- >He was sort of like a minotaur, but... different
- >A much smoother face
- >So smooth, in fact, that it lacked eyes, or eyebrows, or, well, any hair at all
- >Any distinctive features were totally absent from his face, in fact
- >"Well. Hm. This is pretty odd, isn't it, Celestia?"
- "How do you know my name?"
- >"Well, I'm not... Totally sure yet."
- >He seems to examine his body
- >Looking up and down the sleeves of the jacket he has on
- >Running... whatever the hell he has at the end of his arms over his bald head
- >"Hm. I think that you're asking the wrong questions."
- "What do you mean?"
- >"The real question, Princess, is how you got here."
- "Well, I know that, but I can't seem to rem-"
- >And then it all comes flooding back
- >The escape
- >A villain so terrible and powerful that he made Tirek look like a small filly
- >And then...
- >Then you were talking to Twilight
- >And your sister was there
- >And Cadence
- >And you heard noises, and--
- >There wasn't much time, and then-
- >The wall broke
- >And you saw a bright flash of magic
- >And it was heading towards Twilight
- >And you...
- >You...
- >Your heart sinks in your chest as you realize what happened
- >You still don't know where you are
- >But you can guess why you're here.
- >"Oh. Guessing the light bulb went off."
- >And you especially don't know why this thing is grinning in front of you
- "Why are you here?"
- >"Hey, give me a moment, okay? I've been through a lot."
- >You find yourself glaring at him
- >You rarely glared
- >But, honestly, what gave him the right?
- "You are not alone in that."
- >"Yeah, but I have it a hell of a lot worse."
- >You can feel anger rising within yourself
- "Worse? I have just died!"
- >"Yeah, and I was just fuckin' born! Or-- Created, or whatever. Dying's easy compared to that. Lay off!"
- >You tilt your head again, raising an eyebrow
- "Just born?"
- >"Created. Much better word. Well, maybe not, it's more like... came into being."
- "Was my death the cause?"
- >"Oh, yeah, definitely."
- "Hm."
- >You sit down, trying to relax
- >The ground beneath you is smooth, and cool
- >You can barely feel it under you
- >Then again, you are dead
- >You really shouldn't feel anything at all.
- "So. What are you, exactly?"
- >"Human."
- "I haven't heard of your people before."
- >"I wouldn't expect you to."
- "Do you have a name?"
- >"Anonymous."
- "You do realize that literally means 'nameless,' right?"
- >The human in front of you smirks
- >You catch a glimpse of brilliant white teeth between his lips
- >"That's sort of the point, Princess. I'm not your average Joe, so to speak. Or... maybe it's more proper to say that I am *the* average Joe."
- "...I don't follow."
- >"You'll have to forgive me."
- >He, too, sits now, facing you
- >His legs are crossed beneath him
- >"You see, I have several hundred people in my head right now. It's taking a bit of getting used to."
- >You remain silent, studying the creature
- >He still had that grin on his face
- >Eventually, he realizes that you have no words to say, and continues
- >"You have brought me here, of course. Or, well, maybe they sent me here because of you. I can't really get a clear picture as of yet."
- >He scratches himself on his shoulder
- >"Sorry about your death, by the way. They're all really upset about that."
- "The people in your head?"
- >He nods
- >You take a moment to consider this, then nod in return
- "I... Appreciate the sentiment."
- >"I would put flowers on your grave, but, well, your body is currently laying in a corner of the castle with Twilight crying over it. There's no grave to put flowers on."
- >The sound of your students name drives a spike through your heart
- >You have to know what's happened to her
- "Twilight? Is she okay? Is she-"
- >The man puts up a hand, indicating that you should stop
- >You follow his direction
- >"She's fine. The burst of magic that exploded from your body when you died knocked him pretty far back."
- "And... What is the final outcome?"
- >"Of the entire mess?"
- >He shrugs
- >"Oh, I don't know that yet. As I said, Twilight's crying over your body. And thinking back on your memories together."
- "But... How can you know her inner thoughts, but not the outcome?"
- >"It hasn't happened yet."
- >Hm.
- >So time did exist after you died
- >You had always wondered about that
- >Not for yourself, of course
- >You hadn't expected to die
- >It's kind of funny how suddenly it happened, really...
- >"As I said, she's thinking back on your memories. And the people in my head are wondering why they're spending so long on this. Some of them, I think, know the truth."
- "Know what?"
- >"That you're not getting back up."
- >He smiles at you again, but sadness is splayed across his face
- "I... I don't understand what's going on."
- >"Maybe I can make it a bit easier."
- >He clears his throat
- >"The people who make up me, as an entity, are watching a TV show. Think of a moving storybook. It focuses on Twilight, and it's aimed at people... much younger than they are. So they really didn't expect a death. Especially your death."
- "I'm... A story?"
- >Your mouth feels dry
- >"Well, apparently not, because this is happening. Right now. I'm here with you. So there's another dimension to it."
- >You nod
- >You can kind of understand that
- >"Now, of course, I'm not here for no reason. I believe... Oh, that's interesting."
- >He smiles and leans back in the grass
- >"There's a bus coming."
- "What?"
- >You stand up and walk over to him, peering down at his face
- >"Yeah. To take you onwards. Us onwards, really."
- "Did-- did the people in your head tell you that?"
- >"Oh no. I figured that out for myself."
- "How?"
- >"Just came to me."
- >He continues to smile upwards at you
- >You can't tell if his eyes are open or closed, since he doesn't really have eyes
- >But, even with his lack of features, you can tell that he's absolutely content
- "Where do you mean by onwards?"
- >"Oh. Well, I have a feeling that everybody's fucking wrong. So if you believe in an afterlife, it's not going to happen."
- >You shrug
- "I didn't even believe in my own death, until it happened."
- >He chuckles
- >"Neither did I, Princess."
- >You suddenly hear a noise
- >A noise like... a motor
- >You look off to where it's coming from
- >Sure enough, there's a bus
- >A large bus
- >It quickly reaches where you are, and stops
- >The door opens, revealing the driver-less interior.
- >"Huh."
- >Anonymous stands up, peering inside
- >"No driver. Must be an AMD bus."
- >He snorts at his own joke, then takes a step inside
- >You hesitate, and he turns back to you
- >"Well? You coming?"
- "I-- I still don't know why you're here."
- >"I don't either. For sure, at least. But, if I had to guess, I'd say that I'm supposed to make you happy."
- "Happy?"
- >"Celestia, you didn't get a day off in your life. You never found love. You rarely had a chance to vacation. You never really were able to do anything for yourself."
- >You stare at him, unblinking
- >He... Sort of had a point
- >"You were still happy, I suppose, but not... Not as happy as you deserved to be. Because you are the most beautiful thing I have ever laid my eyes on."
- "I'm the only thing you've ever laid eyes on. You came into being when I died, remember?"
- >He smirks
- >"Kind of. I'm many people, remember? Now, come on."
- >He gestures for you to get on the bus
- >You take a tentative step forward
- "I'm... Not sure about this."
- >"Hell, neither am I. But I can guarantee, that, whatever is about to happen to us, it's going to be the best thing that has ever happened to us. And... Maybe the worst."
- >He shrugs
- >"I don't know what's going to happen. But, hey, as long as you have me you're alright. Now come on."
- >He steps fully onto the bus
- >You think for a moment
- >Think of those you had lost
- >Think of the things you wanted to say to your sister
- >That you wanted to say to Twilight
- >Things you wished you had done
- >And...
- >You step on the bus
- >He's waiting for you, on a comfortable-looking seat
- >It's sized for two
- >He pats next to him, and you sit down
- "What happens now?"
- >"Oh, fuck if I know."
- >You feel motion
- >The bus is starting to move
- >"But I promise you, Celestia."
- >You turn to look at him
- >His face is earnest
- >Maybe a bit mischievous, but earnest
- >"I am going to make you happy."
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