Corruption, Session 1

<DM>	-=QUEST STARTO!=-
*	Biraku appears as an ambush spawn.
<Biraku>	"I am Vyland, of the wolfguard, prepare your-hey, where am I?
*	Flonne descends from the heavens.
<DM>	*Biraku, you find yourself on a boat. As do the rest of you: Alaxander, Flonne, and Iyaruka_Aetashigo. The boat has just left Hyrule Village's north port, and it is now headed towards Saria Town.*
<Flonne>	"I'm the Love Warrior, Flonne! I'll protect you with my love!"
<Biraku>	Well then
<Flonne>	"Ooh, Saria Town, are we going shopping?"
*	Biraku becomes Green Unit and looks around the boat
*	Biraku realizes something....
<Biraku>	My horse is gone!
<Flonne>	"Oooh, horses are sooo cute! <3"
*	Flonne pokes Alaxander
<DM>	*You all see each other, including the guy in the back eating popcorn (well, Iyaruka_Aetashigo did say he went to eat). You all also see a few other shifty people. There's about three merchants carrying large bags on their backs.*
<Alaxander>	"This is only a boat so he couldn't of went too far."
<Flonne>	I think this guy is unconscious
<DM>	*Your horse is at the port you just left. Your horse is amazing.*
<Flonne>	"Ooh, those guys look scary! Let's ask them for directions!"
*	Biraku sees his horse in the distance
<Biraku>	LOOK AT MY HORSE
<Biraku>	MY HORSE IS AMAZING
<Alaxander>	*wakes up*
<DM>	*Grey skies overshadow your futures, as you all become increasingly reluctant of the plot.*
<Alaxander>	"Wha, What's going on, All this shouting"
<DM>	*One of the merchants yells at Biraku.*
*	Biraku becomes a Red Unit again.
*	X_X is now known as Merchant
<Merchant>	Ye little whippersnapper, will ye pipe down already?! We're already goin' ter the worst darn town in the land, so shut yer trap!
<Flonne>	Why is the worst town, Mr.?
<Biraku>	I would suggest you watch your tone, citizen. I am a member of the wolfguard of Aurelis, Vyland.
<Merchant>	Heh heh, ha'en't ye heard? It's ruled by some new guy, an' 'e just WRECKS crap up!
<Flonne>	A new guy.. maybe he knows Laharl..
<Flonne>	Do you know Laharl, mr?
<Flonne>	He's the overlord
<Merchant>	My Harl? Wha- are ye talkin' 'boot?
*	DM has kicked Merchant from #zurpg (He said boot.)
*	Merchant (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
<Flonne>	I'm not talking about a boot
<Merchant>	Why're YOU folks goin'?!
<Alaxander>	"My Harl" What!? SO YOU DO KNOW HIM!"
<Flonne>	DID YOU JUST IGNORE ME, MR
<DM>	*The answer? The plot said so.*
<Merchant>	He harr, ye think yer so smart... well then....
*	Merchant cackles a bit. He reaches into his back pocket...
<Merchant>	I've got... mah KNIFE!
<Flonne>	At least we can speak properly, you moron
<Biraku>	I am convinced that one of you on board this ship has kidnapped me, for I can not remember why I'm here.
*	Merchant pulls out a tissue.
<Merchant>	...... err....... uhh..... umm....... eeeeeerrrrrrrmmm............
<Flonne>	Oh, I could use a tissue, please
<Merchant>	Well, if'n ye need umm... err.. kidnappers...
<Alaxander>	We all also have weapons!
*	Flonne sniffles
*	Merchant hands Flonne the tissue.
<Flonne>	Thanks,
*	Flonne blows nose
*	Merchant points to the door leading to the lower deck.
<Flonne>	Oh no, thanks, I went before we got on the boat.
<Merchant>	Err... yeah, down that shady pathway, heh-harr!
<Flonne>	I don't need to use the restroom.
<Merchant>	Wot? Wot's a restroom?
<Flonne>	It's a place where you
<Merchant>	Ye mean a stinky room? Hah, it's called ME BRAIN! Heh-harr, git it?!
*	Alaxander looks sternly, Is not amused.
<Flonne>	I'm not a git.
<Flonne>	Oh, and heres your tissue.
<Flonne>	I don't like to waste
<DM>	*He's gone off the rails, at this point. The other two merchants on the deck have shifted away from the commotion.*
*	Flonne hands dirty tissue to Merchant
*	Merchant takes it reluctantly.
<Flonne>	Thanks! You're awesome, Mr.!
<Merchant>	Err... yeah. Heh-harr!
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is back (gone 00:19:11)
<Flonne>	Can we be best friends?
<Merchant>	Uhh.....
<Alaxander>	Don't trust him Flonne!
<Flonne>	But he gave me a tissue.. AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo digs out of the grave
<Flonne>	I DON'T KNOW YOU
<Alaxander>	Because I am crew!
<Flonne>	You should learn grammar, sir.
<Merchant>	Hah, yer not the crew! The crew is da engine room! He's a bigger nut den I am!
*	Merchant starts breathing a bit heavy.
<Biraku>	I don't understand this nonsense! As a member of the wolfguard, I dedmand to know what's going on!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	That's nuts.
*	Biraku continues to be ignored
<Merchant>	Ehh, errr..... friends..... sure. Friends we are! And friends let me sleep, so I'm gonna sleep!
<Alaxander>	And as a crew, I want to also know whats going on!
<Flonne>	Merchant, you're being so mean
<Flonne>	We haven't even played hopskotch yet.
<Flonne>	>.<
*	Flonne cries
*	Merchant sits down and leans back against the large sack on his back, and humbly falls asleep.
<Alaxander>	Just let the creepy old man- er, Merchand sleep.
<Flonne>	HE'S A MEANIE
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	You guys can rob him if ya want, I am just going to go farther
<Flonne>	Miss, what's your name?
<Alaxander>	I don't want be that guy that robbed him.
<Biraku>	I, Vyland of the Wolfguard, do not steal.
<Flonne>	I think we're the only two women on this boat, we gotta stick together! :)
<DM>	*Meanwhile, the merchant has mentioned the lower deck twice now. The door leading down there is ajar. Do you wish to investigate it, or just wait for the boat to reach Saria Town, which is just now coming into distance?*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to jump out and swims to Saria Town
<Alaxander>	Well Biraku, Great, But it seems out fried Iyaruka steals though.
<Flonne>	How do you guys know each other's names already?
<Flonne>	0_o
<DM>	(you're kiddin'.......)
<Biraku>	Wah?!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Name? What's that?
<Biraku>	My name's not Biraku, it's Vyland, of the Wolfguard!
<Flonne>	Um..
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	The only word I know is euqorysm
<Alaxander>	You said it.
<Flonne>	I'm Flonne, warrior of love
<Flonne>	....
<Flonne>	WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME
<DM>	*From the bow of the ship, you can see the outskirts of Saria Town. It'll be just a bit longer before the boat arrives.*
<Alaxander>	I am Alaxander, Some guy from a small town
*	Flonne cries
*	Merchant is now known as X_X
<Flonne>	OH NO MY BEST FRIEND DIED
*	Flonne cries
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo jumps out of the bloat, and swims away from a... Is there a goat?
<DM>	*You jump out of a bloat. Is the boat bloated?*
<DM>	*Roll Courage, Iyaruka_Aetashigo.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$7d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 46. Successes: 7.
<DM>	*You dive gracefully into the water and swim towards.... no, there's no goat.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo just swims over to the Town of Saria
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo or at least attempts to
<DM>	*You swim over to Saria Town, just slightly ahead of the boat. Oh man, you swimming ahead of the boat...... well, this should be interesting.*
<Flonne>	YOU CAN DO IT, Miss!
*	Biraku sees his teleporting horse again on Saria's port
<DM>	*The wide river condenses a bit as you reach Saria Town, with the boat just behind you. As you do, you can see multiple guards line up on either side of the river, readying their spears.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to drown herself
<Flonne>	NOOO
*	Flonne throws rope
<DM>	*Roll...... Wisdom.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$2d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 10. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
<Flonne>	wait
<Flonne>	Why am I not doing anything?
<Flonne>	Is it because of my flat chest..?
<DM>	*You know how to drown, apparently. However, you find the river itself, although nearly a football field's length wide, is quite shallow.*
<Biraku>	Where is my horse
<Biraku>	It was there a second ago
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo speaks underwater, wait wut
<DM>	*Flonne, you throw  rope from the boat, and it lands in the water. Does Iyaruka reach for it?*
<DM>	*Suddenly, one of the guards from the side yells at you.*
*	X_X is now known as RiverGuard
<Flonne>	You guard a river? I'm going green too!
<RiverGuard>	Halt! By order of Malek, ruler of Saria Town, all of you are to cease your actions and come to a complete stop! You will not be harmed. Just do as we say!
<Flonne>	What are we doing that's so wrong?
<Biraku>	No need to worry, fellow Guard!
<Alaxander>	I heard storys that this place is just.. not good.
<Biraku>	I am a meber of the Wolfguard of Aurelis
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is... Dead? I don't know, Master DM never said if I did, he only stated that I managed to drown.
<DM>	*The boat.. keeps going. It might help if the one in the engine room knew to actually stop, as he can't hear crap.*
*	Flonne looks at Biraku
<Flonne>	This guy is drunk
<Alaxander>	I am not quite sure why I was coming here.. I.. I forgot.
<Flonne>	can you take him to an infirmary?
<DM>	*Iyaruka, you attempted to drown, but a rope magically pulled you up back onto the boat.*
<Alaxander>	Why did you try to drown yourself, Miss?
<RiverGuard>	I do not recognize Wolfguard of Aurelly. Please stop the boat, or you all be regarded as terrorists and conspirators!
<Flonne>	(Wait, how is the boat moving if we went ashore?)
<DM>	(I don't know. Perhaps you should check the lower deck, which keeps getting mentioned.)
<Biraku>	Well, here's a problem!
<Biraku>	We don't know how to stop the boat!
<Flonne>	(But I don't have to go to the bathroom)
<Flonne>	Guys, apparently we should go to the lower deck
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I attempted to- Wait, what is drowning?
<Biraku>	Indeed, maybe it will have evidence of why somebody has tried to kidnap me
<Flonne>	(This is really confusing, where are these guards coming from if our ship is still moving?)
<Biraku>	And where I am, seeing as how these people have never heard of the wolfguard
*	Biraku heads to the lower deck
*	Flonne follows Biraku
<Flonne>	I'm Flonne, btw
<DM>	*The guards are on either side of the river. Your boat is moving through the Saria Town river, despite having been asked to stop by the guards.*
*	Alaxander follows The guard
<Flonne>	It's nice to meet you
<Alaxander>	*too
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Hey Guards, can I just have myself killed off?
<Flonne>	(But how are they talking to us from on top of the boat)
<DM>	(it's called yelling)
<DM>	*The two of you head downstairs to the lower deck.*
<Flonne>	(but the ship is moving)
<Flonne>	(are these stupid guards really keeping up with a large scale ship that has a lower deck?)
<DM>	*The guards can't speak to the two of you anymore, cause both of you are below deck.*
<Flonne>	(BUT STILL LOGIC)
<Biraku>	(brb)
<Flonne>	(everyone's had to brb except for me #winning)
<Alaxander>	((Am I the second one down there, or was it biraku?))
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo tries to jump out of the boat again and swim back to Hyrule
<DM>	*The ship is moving slowly. Like, 4 miles an hour. It's slow, but it's still moving. That's like, walking pace.*
<Flonne>	(This ship sucks)
<Biraku>	(Back)
*	Alaxander heads down to the lower deck
<Flonne>	Okay, let's just go to the engine room
<DM>	*The lower deck is dimly lit by a few lights hanging off the walls. You can see various pots lying around, along with a man drinking some red stuff, as he bounces around from one side of the room to the other.*
<DM>	*The engine room is just on the other side of..... this drunk dude.*
<Flonne>	Hey man, you alright?
*	X__X is now known as DrunkMan
<DrunkMan>	Ehhhhhhhhh.......
<Flonne>	^ is that a new robot master?
<Alaxander>	((Yes, Yes it is))
<Flonne>	xD (Sorry)
<Alaxander>	Um sir, Are you ok?
*	DrunkMan looks around, stumbling a bit. He appears to see the rest of you, blinks a few times, then goes back to attempting to drink from an empty bottle.
*	Biraku is now known as Barry
*	Barry is now known as Biraku
<Alaxander>	You only moaned.
<Flonne>	Um, he looks a bit drunk, don'tcha think?
<DrunkMan>	Ummm... hey, wait.....
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo waits behind the wall
<Biraku>	(BRB again, gotta cook me some dinner)
*	DrunkMan pulls out a knife, suddenly acting defensive.
<Flonne>	Um, should we fight, Mr. Alaxander?
<DrunkMan>	YOU'RE TRYIN' TO STEAL MAH LIFE, AIN'T YOU!
<Alaxander>	Sir, Calm down!
<Alaxander>	Yes
<Flonne>	Okay, let's do it
<Biraku>	Young drunk sir, would you please calm down, and let us pass
<DrunkMan>	Heh  heh heh... but yous knows what? I'll.........
<Biraku>	Or would you rather we answer your questions 3?
*	DrunkMan passes out on the floor.
<Alaxander>	We should fight him. Otherwise he might kill us.
<Alaxander>	Well then..
<Flonne>	(DM I REALLY WANTED SOME COMBAT)
<Biraku>	Now that's that
<Biraku>	Let us continue forward before he wakes up
<DM>	(you wanted to kill a drunk dude?)
<DM>	(very well)
<Flonne>	Well, let's go to the engine room.
<Alaxander>	Nevermind, He.. Passed out.
<Flonne>	(NO NVM)
<Flonne>	(LET'S JUST GO)
<Flonne>	Um, guys.
<Flonne>	Do any of you know how a ship engine works?
<DM>	*You continue forward to the engine room. The door to the room is closed, but not locked.*
<Alaxander>	I sorta do..
<Biraku>	Slightly
<Flonne>	Hey, Biraku
<Flonne>	Can you kick this door down?
<Flonne>	I'm too weak and dainty :3
<Biraku>	Though, Archanea doesn't use ships very well.
<Biraku>	For one, my name's Vyland, and two...
*	Flonne blushes innocently
<Flonne>	Okay, we get it :)
*	Biraku attempts to kick the door down. (Roll Courage)
<Biraku>	$3d10
<Navi>	Biraku: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10 and 4. Total: 22. Successes: 3.
<Flonne>	You're such a stroong man, Biraku
<DM>	let's see, door is..... steel-plated
<Alaxander>	He said his name was Vyland. Not Biraku, Respect a mans name!
<DM>	oh man, we're gonna have physics jokes again
<DM>	$3d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6 and 1. Total: 16. Successes: 2.
<DM>	*You manage to kick the door! It causes a pain in your leg, but not enough to really injure you as the door is knocked inwards.*
<Flonne>	Wait
<Biraku>	Argh
<Flonne>	Why did you re-roll?
<Biraku>	I'm not used to compat while not on my horse
<Biraku>	*combat
<Biraku>	(The Door rolled)
<Flonne>	(that makes... sense?)
<Biraku>	(To see if I successfully kicked it down)
<DM>	*Within the engine room is..... a man wearing white robes, standing on an altar, praying. There's...... nothing engine related in this room. The heck?*
<Flonne>	Seraph Lamington, is that you?
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo just walks around on deck
<Biraku>	This is...as church?
<Biraku>	*a
*	X___X is now known as EngineMan
<Flonne>	I won't say the robot master joke again, nope.
*	EngineMan stops praying and opens his eyes. He looks at all of you. As he does, the ship stops moving suddenly.
<EngineMan>	Hmm? Is something the matter?
<Flonne>	Um
<Flonne>	I was looking for the bathroom, I have to pee.
<DM>	*His voice is deep, but not ancient golem earth-shaking deep *cough*.*
*	Biraku explains to him about the guards.
<Flonne>	Biraku, you're being rude
<EngineMan>	Perhaps you should use the river outside. It should not be hard to aim.
<Flonne>	Always prioritize a lady's needs.
<EngineMan>	The guards?
<Flonne>	A LADY CAN'T AIM YOU DIMWIT
<EngineMan>	Oh, I apologize.
*	EngineMan stands up and walks towards you.
<Biraku>	I've never steered a ship before, either. Aurelis has no need for ships.
<EngineMan>	We should do as they ask. After all, it is.... our mission, is it not?
<Flonne>	Biraku, stop muttering such nonsense, please.
<EngineMan>	Let us proceed to the top deck.
<Biraku>	So we should stop? That's what I was planning.
<EngineMan>	I have stopped the ship.
*	EngineMan walks quickly out of the "engine room" and to the room with the drunken man.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo sits outside on deck. Are the guards coming?
<EngineMan>	Oh? Is Bizen still humbling around?
<DM>	(soon enough, sorry for the wait Iyaruka)
<Flonne>	Humbling around, sir?
*	EngineMan sees the drunken man, stumbling back and forth, half conscious.
<Biraku>	Bizen? Is that his name?
<EngineMan>	Bizen.
<EngineMan>	...
*	DrunkMan sees the EngineMan and continues to stumble around.
*	EngineMan sighs.
<EngineMan>	Yes, that's his name.
<Biraku>	...AH!
<Flonne>	His name isn't DrunkMan?
<Biraku>	It's all coming back to me
*	DrunkMan is now known as Bizen
<Biraku>	My name IS Biraku. o.o
<Bizen>	Heeeeeeyyyyyyy......... yer a pretty lady, aren't yaaaaaaaa.........
<Biraku>	...That seems to be all that's come back though
*	Bizen is stumbling around Biraku.
<Flonne>	GET OUT YOU PERV
<Flonne>	Damn it
<Flonne>	I'm the only lady here and I'm not even getting picked by the drunk guy
*	Flonne cries
<EngineMan>	Well, while Bizen is drunk...
<Flonne>	This boat is boring, I'm going above deck
<Biraku>	(brb, autofollow, gotta cook my own dinner)
*	Flonne goes above deck
*	EngineMan reaches into Bizen's backpack and hands a red potion each to Flonne and Biraku.
<DM>	(here be the pots - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556.html
*	Alaxander fell asleep, now is waking up again and goes to the top deck
<Flonne>	I'm going above deck, so I didn't get the potion
<DM>	*I stand corrected. Alaxander got that pot, not Flonne.*
<Alaxander>	((:o)
<Flonne>	Why don't I get one?
<DM>	*You head back above deck to find Iyaruka_Aetashigo pacing the deck of the ship, as ladders land on the sides of the ship.*
<DM>	(cause you just said you're goin' above deck and didn't get it)
<Flonne>	Wait, I'm going back below deck, I want stuff too
*	Flonne walks below deck
<Biraku>	(But yeah, BRB)
<Flonne>	What's this I hear about free stuff?
<DM>	*You walk below deck, to find the EngineMan tossing you another Red Potion, again from Bizen's backpack.*
<Flonne>	Okay, thanks.
<EngineMan>	Do be careful up there.
*	Bizen passes out completely.
<Flonne>	You're not coming with us?
*	Bizen is now known as X__X
<EngineMan>	Not yet.
<EngineMan>	Good luck.
<Flonne>	Why not?
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo ends up walking downstairs to wonder what is going on
*	EngineMan returns to his "engine room".
<Flonne>	Hmm
<Flonne>	I feel suspcious of that guy
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Did anything special happen?
<Flonne>	Let us go investigate exactly what he's doing?
<DM>	*You go downstairs, to find Flonne feeling suspcious of a dude.*
<Flonne>	Us ladies can handle this :D
<DM>	*The engine man slams the door shut as he enters it. Meanwhile, you hear a swarm of footsteps from above, followed by some yelling.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Uh... What's a lady?
*	Alaxander runs back to the lower decks
<Flonne>	Stop being so naive, you're a lady!
<Alaxander>	There.. Are.. Guards
<Alaxander>	There are invading the top deck!
<DM>	*Yep. Them guards are swarming the upper deck.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I am a lady?
<Flonne>	Yeah
<Flonne>	We can be friends, okay?
<Alaxander>	We don't have time to discuss this!
*	FireSeraphim has quit (Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.)
<Alaxander>	Grab weapons and arm yourselfs!
<DM>	*Two guards enter the lower deck, from right behind you.*
*	RiverGuard is now known as RiverGuard1
<Flonne>	Alaxander, don't be so dramatic
*	X__X is now known as RiverGuard2
<RiverGuard1>	Halt!
<Flonne>	Hello
<Alaxander>	Why are you here?
<RiverGuard1>	We do not mean any harm. You are all to come with us to the Town Hall.
<Flonne>	We're all just looking for the bathroom.
<Flonne>	I NEED TO PEE
<RiverGuard2>	You can do so when we reach the Town Hall.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo just tries to follow what the Guards say
<Biraku>	(Back(
<Alaxander>	We aren't going there!
*	Flonne whispers "Guys, we can't be taken prisoner so easily!"
<DM>	*Biraku, you awaken to see your new compandres arguing with some guards.*
<RiverGuard1>	You WILL go there and SUBMIT to the Great Malek, grand ruler of Saria Town, our beloved home!
<Biraku>	Men
<RiverGuard1>	If not, we will take you by force, and you will be considered terrorists and conspirators!
<Flonne>	Guys, we can take them, let's fight for once!
<Biraku>	It's best we surrender
<DM>	(gee, guards, way to repeat yourselves)
<Flonne>	I'M A GIRL
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo walks up to one of the guards, and then waits for the others.
<Alaxander>	We shall fight!
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is waiting to go with the guards to the Town Hall
<Biraku>	I apologize, I was still going by formal rules
<DM>	(you're all below deck, right?)
<Flonne>	Biraku, you gotta fight with us!
<Biraku>	I'm used to being an officer, though it seems I know none of you people
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Yes))
<Alaxander>	((I am))
<Flonne>	((Yeah))
<Biraku>	Normally, I'd say "Let's surrender", though it seems a coupe of us are eager for action
*	RiverGuard1 pats Iyaruka_Aetashigo's back.
<RiverGuard1>	Let us go-
<RiverGuard2>	You three, you all come along too!
<Biraku>	Very well
*	Biraku follows along
<Alaxander>	He can go
<Alaxander>	I am staying!
<Flonne>	I'll go too
<Flonne>	Angels always follow rules
<RiverGuard1>	No, you WILL submit! Or else I'll stab you with this spear!
*	RiverGuard1 points his spear menacingly at Alaxander.
<Alaxander>	Over my dead body.
*	Biraku sighs
<DM>	*So, the three of you are behind the two guards right now. You could actually sneak attack them, if you wanted to.*
<DM>	*Courtesies of Alaxander's distraction.*
*	Alaxander attacks a guard
<DM>	*Allllllright, what move are you usin'?*
<DM>	(This attack will proc battle initiative.)
<DM>	(once it resolves)
<Alaxander>	((slice))
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to walk out?
RiverGuard1 RiverGuard2
<DM>	*Roll Courage vs. RiverGuard1, Alaxander!*
<Alaxander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 9 and 2. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<RiverGuard1>	$5d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard1: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 5, 8 and 8. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
*	RiverGuard1 fends your attack off, Alaxander.
<DM>	*Roll initiatives, anyone who wants to join on this!*
*	Alaxander misses
<RiverGuard1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<RiverGuard2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
*	Flonne gets out a magazine
<DM>	*lulz*
<Flonne>	Ooh, this looks good
<Flonne>	Hey, Biraku
<DM>	profiles are up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556.html
<Flonne>	Do you think I'd look good in this swimsuit?
*	Flonne shows Biraku
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo still waiting for a DM to respond to my action of trying to walk out?
<Biraku>	We
<Alaxander>	Flonne.. We don't have time for this!
*	You've invited Iyaruka_Aetashigo to #zurpg2 (rpgcafe.ca.us.lunarnet.org)
<Biraku>	We'll need to save formalities for later
<Alaxander>	Guards are tryig to kill us!
<Flonne>	But look at this swimsuit! There's flowers on it!
<Flonne>	And I surrendered, sorry <3
*	Alaxander facepalms
<DM>	*Guards are trying to kill YOU, Alaxander. o_O*
<Flonne>	Yeah
<Alaxander>	*oh*
<DM>	*Roll initiative, Alaxander? Or just submit to the guards?*
<Flonne>	I'm just browsing my magazine collection
<Alaxander>	((Il roll))
<Alaxander>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: RiverGuard1 (10), Alaxander (7) and RiverGuard2 (6).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: RiverGuard1 (10).
<DM>	(anyone that wants to the join at this point, just type $init s
<Biraku>	Damn!
<Flonne>	Biraku, do you like this bathing suit?
*	Biraku rushes in to assist Alaxander.
<Biraku>	$init s
<RiverGuard1>	Heh, you think you're so tough, aren't ya?
<Navi>	Biraku: The battle is already in progress.
<RiverGuard1>	Fine then!
<Biraku>	$init j
<Navi>	Biraku has entered the fray.
<DM>	(lol, I typo'd that, didn't I)
<Biraku>	You're seriously going to attack a mere child?
<Alaxander>	Yup.
<Biraku>	You are poor excuse for guards!
<Flonne>	Hmm, I guess I'll join in too
*	Flonne puts down magazine
*	RiverGuard1 tries to Slice at just Alaxander! (Roll Courage) | $6d10
<RiverGuard1>	$6d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard1: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 10, 5, 4 and 3. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
<Flonne>	$init j
<Navi>	Flonne has entered the fray.
<Flonne>	Hi guys! <#
<Alaxander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 22. Successes: 2.
*	RiverGuard1 slices Alaxander, dealing....... 5 - 2 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage - defense
<RiverGuard1>	Hah! Take THAT, irrelevant imbecile to Malek!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended RiverGuard1's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: RiverGuard1 (10), Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<DM>	*Annnnd we have ourselves a teamfight here.*
<Alaxander>	((I only take 1 damage?))
<DM>	*Okay, Alaxander, Biraku, and Flonne, join #zuteam
<DM>	*Now setting enemy actions.*
<Flonne>	DM, someone needs to explain what #zuteam is
<Flonne>	so it might take awhile
<DM>	yes, this thing I tried explaining during the tutorial, but someone thought it was unnecessary and should be skipped
<DM>	anyhow, how this works
<DM>	each round is split into two phases:
<Alaxander>	HP : 4, MP: 2.
<DM>	Planning Phase - everyone go figure out what your actions are. Use the #zuteam channel to coordinate with your team, so you all know what you're doing.
<DM>	I'll be setting actions set by whatever I'm running first, and once they're set, I'll say *Enemy actions set!* Then you can private query me your action for the round.
<DM>	Action Phase - each player's actions going off, one at a time
<DM>	*Enemy actions set!*
<DM>	*Waitin' on Alaxander and Biraku, 5 minutes left on timer. And yes, normally, there's a 10 minute timer on the planning phase. Generally, we don't hit that cap in the early game.*
<DM>	*3 minutes on timer, waitin' on Alaxander still*
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 1: RiverGuard1 (10), Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	*RiverGuard1 tries to Slice at both Biraku and Flonne! (Roll Courage) | $6d10, damage decreased by 2
<RiverGuard1>	$6d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard1: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 2, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 41. Successes: 4.
<Biraku>	$4d10
<Navi>	Biraku: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 15. Successes: 1.
<Biraku>	Argh!
*	Biraku takes 3 damage!
<DM>	learn 2 read
<DM>	"damage decreased by 2"
*	Biraku takes 2 damage!
<Biraku>	ER
*	Biraku takes 1 damage!
<Flonne>	(what am I supposed to do?)
<DM>	(Roll Courage to defend, so.... find your Courage stat, add the defending bonus from your shield, and roll it
<Flonne>	(but you said I already took 2 damage)
<DM>	(Biraku took 1 damage; you still need to roll to defend)
<Flonne>	$3d10
<Navi>	Flonne: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10 and 6. Total: 17. Successes: 3.
*	RiverGuard1 hits Flonne barely, but it barely scrapes her, dealing no damage.
*	RiverGuard1 does manage to land 1 damage on Biraku though.
<RiverGuard1>	You sinners! Thinking you can get away with this!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended RiverGuard1's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: RiverGuard1 (10), Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<RiverGuard1>	?h
<DM>	* Alaxander uses Slice on Riverguard1! | Roll Courage| $4d10
<Alaxander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 8 and 10. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
<RiverGuard1>	$5d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard1: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 3, 6 and 6. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
*	RiverGuard1 staves Alaxander's attack off.
*	Alaxander has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
*	Alaxander (635ad96f@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
<Alaxander>	((crap, lost connection for a sec))
*	RiverGuard1 sees Alaxander flicker out of existence for a bit, causing him to trip on a rock....... forcing a reroll.
<RiverGuard1>	$5d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard1: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 2, 5 and 1. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
*	RiverGuard1 is instead HIT by Alaxander's attack!
*	RiverGuard1 takes... 1 damage (yay armor).
<RiverGuard1>	3h
<RiverGuard1>	Argh! You shall PAY for that!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Alaxander's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: RiverGuard1 (10), Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<Alaxander>	$5d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 8, 7 and 6. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<DM>	7 - 2 = 5 - 1 = 4 damage
*	RiverGuard1 only had 4 hearts.
<RiverGuard1>	You really think you can-
<Alaxander>	Yes
RiverGuard1 RiverGuard2
<DM>	*Before RiverGuard1 can finish his speech, Alaxander retaliates and slashes him down. Yes, he can.*
<RiverGuard1>	Ugh.... curse... you..............
<RiverGuard1>	$removeme
<Navi>	RiverGuard1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
*	RiverGuard1 is now known as X_X
<RiverGuard2>	Tim! TIM! YOU KILLED TIM!
<RiverGuard2>	YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT
<DM>	oh wow, his action is actually aimed at you
<DM>	divine retribution
<Biraku>	What would you rather do then?
<DM>	*RiverGuard2 tries to Stab Alaxander! (Roll Courage) | $4d10, damage increased by 3
<Biraku>	Kill this boy?!
<RiverGuard2>	IT MATTERS NOT! THOSE WHO DEFY MALEK SHALL PAY FOR THEIR SINS!
<RiverGuard2>	$4d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 4 and 2. Total: 16. Successes: 1.
<Alaxander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 3 and 2. Total: 21. Successes: 2.
<Biraku>	You've broken the golden rule of being a Guard
*	RiverGuard2 ends up stabbing a wall with his spear.
<DM>	pro move RiverGuard2
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended RiverGuard2's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	* Biraku uses his Sword to slice at RiverGuard1. (Roll Courage) | $3d10
<DM>	(lol, is it really that low?)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Yes))
<DM>	*Redirect to RiverGuard2?
<Biraku>	"You exists to protect, should a child resist, think about your actions before you do something rash."
<Biraku>	$3d10
<Navi>	Biraku: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1 and 6. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
<RiverGuard2>	$5d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 1, 3 and 6. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
*	RiverGuard2 easily blocks Biraku's attack.
<RiverGuard2>	I exist to protect our golden rule!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Biraku's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	*Flonne attempts to fire a wand blast at RiverGuard1! (Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	(and let thar be Flonne)
<Flonne>	Um, can we change to Guard2?
<DM>	yep
<Flonne>	$7d10
<Navi>	Flonne: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 1, 3, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
<RiverGuard2>	$3d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6 and 3. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
*	RiverGuard2 is hit!
*	RiverGuard2 takes 4 - 2 = 2 - 1 = 1 damage.
*	RiverGuard2 staggers backwards a bit from Flonne's wand blast.
<RiverGuard2>	Ugh!
<RiverGuard2>	3h
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Flonne's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	*Planning phaaaaaaase- yeah, enemy actions set, just fire away.*
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	* Alaxander uses Steel Sword on RiverGuard2! | Roll Courage| $9d10
<Alaxander>	$9d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 2, 10, 9, 9, 3, 7 and 6. Total: 62. Successes: 9.
<RiverGuard2>	$5d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 9, 2 and 10. Total: 36. Successes: 6.
<DM>	(wow)
<DM>	(he actually lived)
<RiverGuard2>	9 - 6 = 3 - 1 = 2 damage
<Flonne>	(0_o)
*	RiverGuard2 drops down to 1 heart, screaming in pain.
<Flonne>	(btw do we ALL get experience from this)
<RiverGuard2>	GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
<DM>	(yes)
<Flonne>	(how much?)
<Alaxander>	(These guards are supposed to be very tough)
<Flonne>	(like I mean)
<Flonne>	(is it split 33%)
<DM>	(nope, full exp for all)
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Alaxander's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<RiverGuard2>	I... shall make SURE... that I bring YOU down with ME!
<DM>	*RiverGuard2 tries to Stab Alaxander. He's got it out for you, man! You killed Tim! (Roll Courage) | $4d10, damage increased by 3
<RiverGuard2>	$4d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
<Alaxander>	$6d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 6, 9, 3 and 4. Total: 33. Successes: 3.
*	RiverGuard2 stabs a wall, once again. So pro.
<RiverGuard2>	1h
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended RiverGuard2's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	* Biraku uses his Sword to slice at RiverGuard2. (Roll Courage) | $3d10
<Biraku>	$3d10
<Navi>	Biraku: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9 and 5. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
<RiverGuard2>	$5d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 3, 5 and 8. Total: 32. Successes: 5.
*	RiverGuard2 sidesteps slightly as Biraku enjoys spending time with a wall.
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Biraku's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alaxander (7), RiverGuard2 (6), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
<DM>	* Flonne uses her MAGICK WAND to fire an AWESOME projectile at RiverGuard2! (Roll Wisdom) | $7d10
<DM>	(that work?)
<Flonne>	(no)
<DM>	(well, I tried)
<Flonne>	(not enough)
<Flonne>	$7d10
<Navi>	Flonne: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 6, 6, 1, 5 and 1. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
<RiverGuard2>	$3d10
<Navi>	RiverGuard2: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10 and 8. Total: 20. Successes: 3.
<DM>	......
<DM>	this guard
<DM>	can't
<DM>	die
*	Biraku rerolls Flonne :P
<Flonne>	I think he tripped over the corpse of the other guy
<Alaxander>	Yup.
<DM>	(an RP was sent your way, Flonne! You get to reroll!
<Flonne>	$7d10
<Navi>	Flonne: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 9, 10, 6, 9 and 4. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*The magic blast initially hits RiverGuard2, seeming to barely phase him. But then, as if descending from the heavens themselves, a dice appears and strikes the magic blast, empowering it. The blast rips a hole in the guard's chest, and he falls to the ground alongside his buddy, Tim.*
<RiverGuard2>	$removeme
<Navi>	RiverGuard2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alaxander (7), Biraku (0) and Flonne (0).
*	RiverGuard2 is now known as X__X
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	*Victory! Since this lasted on the boat waaaaaaay longer than I thought this would, I'mma throw some bonus exp your way.*
<DM>	+10 EXP!
<DM>	+$10d8 Rupees
<Flonne>	$10d8
<Navi>	Flonne: You rolled 10 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 5, 4, 7, 8, 2, 7, 5 and 6. Total: 54.
<DM>	$2d3
<Alaxander>	$10d8
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 2 and 3. Total: 5.
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 10 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 2, 8, 4, 4, 7, 5 and 5. Total: 50.
<DM>	*A Magic Jar and a Reroll Point drop! You can yoink the jar here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10-post-19.html#pid19
<DM>	*Additionally, two Spears and two River Platemails drop - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556.html (see Item Drop)*
<Flonne>	do we have to share?
*	Biraku takes a Spear
<DM>	yep, pick what ya want from the stack of dropped items
*	Flonne takes a Platemail
*	Biraku takes a platemail as well
<DM>	(I just realized, I totally forgot about the attack bonus on the platemail... oh well)
*	Alaxander takes spear
<DM>	*Magic Jar and Reroll Point are still up for grabs.*
<Flonne>	I'll take the reroll
<Alaxander>	Magic jar
<Alaxander>	dibs
<Flonne>	(I thought we were all supposed to just take it)
<Flonne>	Wait, I'm the mage
<Flonne>	Shouldn't I get a magic jar?
<Alaxander>	So uh.. No spear spot in the bb code..
<Alaxander>	Can we trade items, Mr DM?
<DM>	huh?
<Alaxander>	Can a player trade with another player in the same quest?
<DM>	sure
<Alaxander>	Flonne, If you want, I will trade you this magic jar for your chain armor plate
<Flonne>	sorry, no thanks
<Flonne>	i kinda need this for protection, I have lower total health than you
<Alaxander>	Ah
<Biraku>	$10d8
<Navi>	Biraku: You rolled 10 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 6, 7, 5, 1, 2, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 46.
<Flonne>	but my wisdom is 12 now, so I should be able to support you guys much better
*	Biraku levels up!
<DM>	(by the way, everyone here should've gotten a level up
<Biraku>	Level 2! +3 Courage, +1 Power, +1 HP!
<Alaxander>	Hey, How do I like level up my stats?
*	EngineMan is now known as X___X
*	X___X (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has left #zurpg (Leaving)
<DM>	you should've gotten 5 stat points from level up
<DM>	so... distribute 'em how you want
<Alaxander>	Ah
<Flonne>	is robes not supposed to be it's own section?
<Biraku>	(BRB for a moment)
<Biraku>	(Back)
<Alaxander>	+4 courage, And + 1 HP!
<Biraku>	(Dem Courage cannons)
<DM>	*It should be..... is it not?*
<Flonne>	(in my character screen it isn't)
<Alaxander>	I like my steel sword, And its slice
<DM>	fixed
<Alaxander>	So more courage is better!
<Flonne>	(no it's not)
<Alaxander>	For a sword it is
<Flonne>	(I'm talking to DM)
<Alaxander>	(sry)
<DM>	(tis fixed, refresh)
<Flonne>	still don't see it.
<DM>	showing up as fixed on my end
<DM>	robes is now back to its own section
<Flonne>	Not for me
<DM>	refresh again?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Did you edit while DM was editing?))
<DM>	yep, that was it
<DM>	okay, NOW refresh
<Flonne>	Well, how am I supposed to know when you're fixing it
<Alaxander>	This. WAS. EPIC!
<DM>	(it's about to get more epic)
<Alaxander>	I killed a guard!
<Alaxander>	And had a sheld equiped!
<Alaxander>	So I actually was supposed to have +1 extra on dice rolls
<DM>	yep
<Alaxander>	Er, on defending
<Alaxander>	"When defending, your roll is increased by 1 dice"
<DM>	*Just as you all celebrate the deaths of those guards and looting of said guards, the ship shakes violently as a loud explosion goes off from above.*
<Alaxander>	Oh no!
<Alaxander>	Aww crap, Getting dizy
<DM>	*Several planks from the ceiling cave in, bashing into the floor around you all.*
<Flonne>	Geez, this ship stinks
<Flonne>	Let's try to get back where EngineMan was
<Alaxander>	This ship is shaking too much..
*	Alaxander gets sick on some random part of the floor
<DM>	*From above, several dead guards and one of the merchants fall down.*
<Biraku>	Eh?!
<DM>	*The merchant's bag opens, revealing an array of bombs...... all of which are about to go off.*
<Flonne>	(why are you guys ignoring me)
<Alaxander>	(We aren't)
<DM>	*One of the fallen planks opens up a hole in the side of the ship. Go through it, or save that engine man?*
<Biraku>	Alaxander!
<Biraku>	You're the swiftess
<Flonne>	(you only respond to me when I have to ask you to, that's not fair)
<DM>	(those aren't the "only" options, but I figure I'd throw some suggestions)
<Biraku>	The likeliness of you saving him is the highest
*	Alaxander runs and grabs the now passed out EngineMan
*	Alaxander brings him back to that hole
<DM>	*The EngineMan is actually behind a steel door in the Engine Room, which is on the other side of the room.*
<DM>	*The man you picked up was Bizen.*
*	Alaxander realizes, wrong guy
<Biraku>	Hmm
*	Alaxander drops the drunk guy and goes to the engine room
<Biraku>	The Steel may be able to withstand the wood
*	Alaxander grabs the other passed out man and brings him back to the hole
<DM>	*You go to the engine room, and that "passed out guy" isn't passed out at all.*
<Alaxander>	*plank hit his head*
<DM>	*In fact.... he's charging a ball of fiery magic, aimed directly at you, Alaxander.*
*	X_X is now known as EngineMan
<EngineMan>	Oh? You wish to save me?
<Alaxander>	Nevermind!
*	Biraku follows after Alaxander
<Biraku>	Indeed!
<Alaxander>	Everyone jump!
<Alaxander>	Into the water of course.
<Alaxander>	To underworld with you Engineman!
<Alaxander>	FLONNE! YOU MUST JUMP
<DM>	*The guy just laughs as you all jump into the water. Well, almost all of you. Dunno how many of you just jumped.*
*	Biraku speaks to the EngineMan
<Biraku>	indeed
*	Flonne jumps
<Alaxander>	Biraku, Sir, You must jump!
<Alaxander>	Sir?
<Biraku>	EngineMan
<Biraku>	Shall we leave?
*	Alaxander sees flonne excaped
*	Alaxander throws out the bombs
*	EngineMan just shuts himself behind the steel door.
<DM>	(wait, you throw out the bombs AFTER Flonne "escapes"?)
*	EngineMan is now known as X_X
<Alaxander>	I see her 40 feet away!
<Flonne>	Why are you throwing bombs at me
<Biraku>	I trust that he may survive
<Alaxander>	I am not
<DM>	*Congrats, you just threw the bombs IN FLONNE'S DIRECTION!*
*	Biraku heads to escape
<Flonne>	I knew you guys would kill me off
<Alaxander>	SWIM!
*	DM sighs.......
<DM>	Alaxander...... roll Power.
<Alaxander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 4 and 7. Total: 17. Successes: 1.
<DM>	*Thankfully, your teammate has a really bad throwing arm.*
<DM>	*He throws the bombs, which land at the base of the ship. And it seems these bombs are water-proof, as they explode upon contact with the surface of the water.*
<Alaxander>	We must go to the top deck
<DM>	*The shockwaves from the bombs blast the underside of the ship to bits. Flonne manages to have swam far enough away to avoid the turmoil.*
<DM>	*In the meantime, Alaxander and Biraku must roll Courage vs. 8 successes as their ship falls apart on itself.*
<DM>	*And no, your shield don't help you against this.*
<Flonne>	(Iyaruka, did she die?)
<Alaxander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alaxander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
<Biraku>	$6d10
<Navi>	Biraku: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 5, 4, 8 and 3. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
<DM>	*Alaxander, you take some scrapes and enjoy 2 damage before you save yourself by jumping into the water in time.*
<Alaxander>	I hope you can swi Biraku
<DM>	*Meanwhile, Biraku enjoys 3 damage - defense as he barrel rolls into the water just barely.*
<DM>	*Actually, I have no idea if that killed anyone or not.*
*	Alaxander swims away
<DM>	*Congrats, your unintentional attempts to kill Flonne backfired as you nearly killed yourselves!*
<Flonne>	I knew you guys would try to kill me...
<Alaxander>	*mumble*That crazy old man tryed to kill me..*mumble*
<DM>	*The drunk dude, Bizen, pops up right next to you all.*
*	X_X is now known as Bizen
<Bizen>	I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WASN'T ME, I ONLY BLEW UP MY HOUSE!
<Alaxander>	How did you survive!?!?
<Bizen>	Uhh....
<Bizen>	... you threw me off?
<DM>	*You did.*
<Flonne>	Okay, I'm killing this idiot
<Alaxander>	Oh yeah..
<Alaxander>	Flonne, Your 50 feet away
<Alaxander>	And in water
<Flonne>	I'm killing him, I don't care
<DM>	*Clearly, you didn't count the time she took to get back to you guys when you two tried to nuke things.*
<Alaxander>	Your fire wand won't work underwater!
<Bizen>	W-w-wait!
<Flonne>	No, I'm killing you
<Bizen>	Uhh... I have some... acquaitances here!
<Flonne>	Enough waiting around
<Bizen>	A place to stay while we uhh. uhhh.... stay undercover, yeah!
<Bizen>	...
<Flonne>	WE?
*	Bizen gets out another red potion.
<Flonne>	You're not coming with us, you drunk fool.
<Alaxander>	Don't kill Bizen, Flonne
<Bizen>	I'll give you this if you keep me alive!
<Flonne>	I'm killing Bizen, he's the town drunk
<Flonne>	There's no way anyone in town could trust this nitwit
<Alaxander>	I trust this man!
<Flonne>	He was friends with that sadistic old man who tried to blow us up
<Alaxander>	He may be drunk
<Alaxander>	But he can tell us like where treasure or something is
<Bizen>	The mage dude?
<Bizen>	God, I don't even KNOW that guy!
<Bizen>	I just know he can make boats go fast!
<Flonne>	No, you're going down
<Bizen>	So PLEASE, don't kill me! ... at least not yet.
<Flonne>	No
<Flonne>	I'm killing you, now
<DM>	(oh dear...)
<Alaxander>	Ugh, Lets just make it to shore
*	Bizen tries to swim rapidly to the shore with his overweight body.
<Flonne>	No, I'm killing this guy, right now
<Bizen>	HUP!
<Bizen>	$4d10
<Navi>	Bizen: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
*	Biraku sighs
*	Bizen gets about halfway there.... and gets a bit tired.
<Bizen>	HUFF..... HUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Biraku>	It's best the party remains coolheaded
<Biraku>	Flonne
<Biraku>	It's best to keep Bizen alive
<Flonne>	I'm killing this guy, I don't care.
<Alaxander>	About 20 feet till' shor.
<DM>	(So, how are ya killin' him?
<Biraku>	If he's dead, we won't be able to get any information out of him.
<Flonne>	(How do I start an attack)
<Flonne>	What kind of information can we get from him?
<DM>	(same way you do in battle)
<Flonne>	(?)
<Alaxander>	Old man stuff
*	DM fires a magic wand blast at Navi! (Roll Wisdom) | $18d10
<DM>	like that
<Alaxander>	I bet he knows where something is that he shouldn't hav saw
<Flonne>	He's a drunk, who knows how long he's been on the boat.
*	Bizen waves back at you from ahead.
*	Flonne fires her wand at Bizen! (Roll Wisdom) | $12d10
<Bizen>	Hey uhh... guys? Better move fast; I hear more guys comin'!
<Flonne>	$12d10
<Navi>	Flonne: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 7, 7, 1, 9, 1, 4, 3, 9, 10 and 9. Total: 78. Successes: 10.
<Alaxander>	WE MADE IT TO SHORE!
*	Bizen also apparently hears a wand blast whizzing into his face.
<Biraku>	Presicley
<Bizen>	GAH!
<Bizen>	$5d10
<Navi>	Bizen: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 26. Successes: 3.
<Alaxander>	Duck!
<Alaxander>	Oh, Too late..
*	Bizen finishes warning you when you cold-bloodedly murder the crap out of him, Flonne. Congrats, for killin' an innocent man, you gain 2 EXP and collect his remaning 20 Rupees.
*	Bizen is now known as X_X
<Flonne>	Don't call me cold-blooded
<Biraku>	Don't call you cold-blooded?! You killed an innocent man!
<Alaxander>	Yeah!
<Flonne>	You're the ones who started attacking the guards
<Biraku>	Correction
<Flonne>	They were just following orders
<Biraku>	A Guard attacked Alaxander
<DM>	*Yes, you pretty much vaporized the guy. You finally reach shore, and sure enough, you can hear some voices rushing your way. They're catching up fast, so better figure out a way to hide. Oh wait, you just killed the guy that just said he knew a place you could hide.*
<Biraku>	I merely protected him
<DM>	*Time to guess! There's... a loading screen. o_O*
<Alaxander>	*Wait wat!?*
<DM>	*The experience of the explosion and Bizen dying overwhelms your senses, and you find yourselves falling... deeper and deeper... into the dark abyss that is the Loading Screen.*
<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-