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the pr0blem with havin a mi=i0n ya0i babies

Feb 25th, 2017
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  1. the pr0blem with havin a mi=i0n ya0i babies
  2. [nepta X tesc0]
  3.  
  4. there is n0 pr0blem with havin a mi=i0n ya0i babies
  5. there is n0ne
  6.  
  7. im mean fuck there are a l0t 0f uses f0r lil fuckb0ys like that like maid servants 0r what the fuck
  8.  
  9. anyway s0 the fanfic is actua=y sp0sed t0 be ab0ut the ship acc0rding t0 the president s0 0k lemme refurr t0 my cat pun list real quick k
  10.  
  11. s0 tesc0 is laying in cat bara sempais laps 0n t0p 0f their mi=i0n ya0i babies feelin a= chi= t0 the s0und 0f c0nstant bara purring and cat bara being a= nice and just str0kin his tail
  12.  
  13. when suddenly he remembers s0methin imp0rtant "cat bara sempai aah i am late f0r anime sch00l"
  14.  
  15. "furreal? u kitten me?" cat bara axes sexily and withh0ut and axe
  16.  
  17. "y..yes catbarasempai i must get my t0ast-"
  18.  
  19. "hissterical ur littera=y w0rried ab0ut bein late f0r gay anime sch00l"
  20.  
  21. "but-"
  22.  
  23. "d0nt use dat cattitude wid me fuckb0y!!!!!" cat bara r0ar but s0meh0w bara-ly purring at the same time
  24.  
  25. "c..cat bara sempai plz dun ye= at me" he cris
  26.  
  27. "im pawy purrincess i w0nt ye= at u ever again (except in bed). i kn0w y0ud purrfur my 0ther meth0d 0f purrsuasi0n anyway."
  28. cat bara smepai n0w sits in uke tecsc0 fuckb0ys lap and h0lds up her seme fingers
  29.  
  30. "0kay" says tesc0
  31. "0kay" says cat bara
  32. "0k" says tesc0
  33. "0k" says cat bara
  34.  
  35. "its a metafurr" says j0hn green
  36.  
  37. cat bara then punts him 0ut the wind0w s0 hard his ass separates fr0m his b0dy and creates a black h0le which he gets sucked int0 it and then int0 a w0rm h0le parad0x l00p where he is kn0cked int0 next week f0r the next mi=i0n light years
  38.  
  39. and then gets back t0 fuckb0y and triples their ya0i baby c0unt by 5 to the 50th p0wer
  40.  
  41. thend
  42. _______________________________
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  44. fanart: http://img41.glitterfy.com/14350/glitterfy4000251932B81.gif
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