Guys saying things randomly

[19:52]	mahboi	Seriously, Flare, are you getting a WU?
[19:52]	Disaster_Flare	When I have the money. I dunno dude, I can't see the future.
[19:53]	Serpent_King	Yeah, Flare, when are you getting a Chinese martial arts device that can also be used as a back scratcher?
[19:53]	Disaster_Flare	What?
[19:53]	mahboi	Get it during Jesus's birthday.
[19:53]	Disaster_Flare	I don't have money Drilly, and I have no way of knowing if anyone got it for me for Christmas.
[19:54]	Serpent_King	Wu are mythical chinese martial arts artifacts
[19:54]	mahboi	You and me will do a short PM, Flare.
[19:54]	Disaster_Flare	Can't, I don't have the Wii hooked up.
[19:54]	mahboi	I said private messaging.
[19:57]	Serpent_King	Yeah, because that sounds like a grand idea
[19:57]	Serpent_King	Private messaging through the wii's now-non-existant wi-fi
[19:58]	mahboi	I meant private messaging here.
[19:59]	Serpent_King	.ereh gnigassem etavirp tnaem I
[20:02]	Disaster_Flare	Time for the ultimate test. Whoever here has a brain raise their hand.
[20:02]	Disaster_Flare	raises his hand
[20:03]	mahboi	One thing I hate: silent protagonists, especially in first-person shooters.
[20:04]	Serpent_King	hand raise
[20:04]	mahboi	How do I raise my hand?
[20:04]	Serpent_King	.
[20:04]	Serpent_King	.
[20:04]	Serpent_King	.
[20:05]	Disaster_Flare	How did you ever succeed in school if you didn't know how to raise your hand?
[20:05]	Serpent_King	You put your left foot in
[20:05]	Serpent_King	You take your left foot out
[20:05]	Disaster_Flare	Do you shake it all about?
[20:05]	Serpent_King	You put your left foot in
[20:05]	Serpent_King	and you shake it all about.
[20:05]	mahboi	Why do you guys tease me?
[20:06]	Serpent_King	Probably because you make it so easy
[20:06]	Disaster_Flare	^
[20:06]	Disaster_Flare	Plus I just like to tease people in general. I'm a jackass like that.
[20:06]	Serpent_King	Nah but really, nothing here is supposed to be serious
[20:06]	Serpent_King	I can vouch for him on that.
[20:06]	Disaster_Flare	^
[20:06]	Serpent_King	He is a jackass supreme
[20:06]	Serpent_King	Like
[20:07]	Serpent_King	Other donkeys look up to him.
[20:07]	mahboi	How?
[20:07]	mahboi	How, Flare?
[20:07]	Serpent_King	How is Flare a jackass?
[20:07]	Disaster_Flare	Serpent's right, donkeys do look up to me. Now that I think about it, Donkey Kong's been following me a lot lately...
[20:07]	Serpent_King	puts the spotlight on Flare.
[20:08]	Serpent_King	...That name is possibly the most confusing in all of gaming
[20:08]	mahboi	I hate silent protagonists, especially in FPS video games.
[20:08]	Serpent_King	You said this already
[20:08]	Serpent_King	And it made equal sense to last time
[20:08]	Serpent_King	As in, none at all
[20:08]	Serpent_King
[20:08]	mahboi	Yeah, but none of you responded.
[20:08]	mahboi	How do you guys feel about them?
[20:08]	Serpent_King	That's why!
[20:09]	Serpent_King	Because it doesn't make sense!
[20:09]	Serpent_King	Link has a sword with your name on it
[20:10]	mahboi	Wanna know why silent protagonists exist? I'm serious.
[20:10]	Disaster_Flare	Silent protagonists exists as a design choice. They do that to help you immerse into the game, making you be able to feel like you are the character in the game.
[20:10]	=-=	Serpent_King has changed the topic to “Wanna know why silent protagonists exist? I'm serious.”
[20:10]	Disaster_Flare	Which is why I love games like Half-Life so much.
[20:10]	mahboi	Wow, you took the words out of my mouth.
[20:11]	mahboi	In other words, that's exactly what I was gonna say. Still, I don't like Chell and Gordon Freeman.
[20:11]	Disaster_Flare	ಠ_ಠ
[20:12]	mahboi	What? I'm serious.
[20:12]	Serpent_King	What? I'm furious.
[20:12]	Serpent_King	delirious
[20:12]	Serpent_King	curious
[20:13]	mahboi	One of COD's biggest flaws: silent protagonists.
[20:13]	DekZek	I love reading what happened while I am away.
[20:13]	DekZek	Lol
[20:13]	Serpent_King	Well that
[20:14]	Serpent_King	On top of mindless violence, gore, and no sense of accomplishment or direction
[20:14]	Serpent_King	Plus they just put out the same game every year.
[20:14]	Serpent_King	Changing miniscule things
[20:14]	Disaster_Flare	^
[20:14]	Disaster_Flare	Took the words right out of my mouth.
[20:14]	mahboi	Yup.
[20:14]	Disaster_Flare	And Battlefield's no better either.
[20:15]	MandL27	neither is FD
[20:15]	mahboi	What's FD?
[20:15]	Disaster_Flare	Final Destination.
[20:15]	Disaster_Flare	Fox only bitch.
[20:15]	Serpent_King	Nono
[20:16]	mahboi	You mean the movies, right?
[20:16]	Serpent_King	That's FB
[20:16]	Disaster_Flare
[20:16]	Serpent_King	Or FoB
[20:17]	mahboi	Sonic 06
[20:17]	Serpent_King	Crash Bandicoot.
[20:18]	mahboi	Sonic '06 is the WORST Sonic game ever.
[20:18]	Disaster_Flare	No, Sonic Boom is.
[20:18]	mahboi	Fun fact: it was intended to be bad. Sega just rushed Sonic Team.
[20:18]	Serpent_King	You're the WORST sonic game ever.
[20:18]	mahboi	Fun fact: it WASN'T intended to be bad.
[20:18]	mahboi	Sega rushed Sonic Team.
[20:18]	Serpent_King	Fun fact: We all know this
[20:18]	Disaster_Flare	^
[20:19]	mahboi	I made a mistake.
[20:19]	mahboi	It was NOT intended to be bad.
[20:19]	Serpent_King	Thank you for repeating that for the third time
[20:19]	Serpent_King	It hadn't quite sunken in yet
[20:22]	mahboi	Splatoon
[20:22]	Disaster_Flare	Sudden subject changes are sudden.
[20:23]	Serpent_King	TRANSFORMERS!
[20:24]	Disaster_Flare	TRANSFORMERS! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
[20:24]	Disaster_Flare	......What, that wasn't correct?
[20:24]	Serpent_King	Why stop there!
[20:24]	Serpent_King	Barak Obama!
[20:25]	Serpent_King	Street signs!
[20:25]	Serpent_King	Idk...Wal-Mart!
[20:25]	Disaster_Flare	Charlotte's Web!
[20:25]	Serpent_King	Half eaten bagel!
[20:25]	Disaster_Flare	Potato underwear!
[20:25]	Serpent_King	Bag of nails!
[20:25]	Disaster_Flare	Whiskey!
[20:25]	Serpent_King	Tree's made out of salad dressing!
[20:25]	Serpent_King	wins
[20:26]	Disaster_Flare	Underwear made out of....um....UNDERWEAR!
[20:26]	Serpent_King	Toche.
[20:26]	Serpent_King	Nintendo DSi!
[20:26]	Serpent_King	Bakkugon!
[20:26]	Serpent_King	Big Mac!
[20:26]	Disaster_Flare	HADOKEN!
[20:27]	Serpent_King	"You're a Blizzard Harry" meme
[20:27]	Serpent_King	Wireless router!
[20:27]	Serpent_King	Coconut shaped like a swollen foot!
[20:27]	Disaster_Flare	takes a cake and shoves it in his face
[20:27]	Disaster_Flare	CAKE
[20:27]	Serpent_King	does something even more ridiculous than that!
[20:27]	Serpent_King	Ridiculous!
[20:28]	Serpent_King	made the boggarts go away
[20:28]	Disaster_Flare	bends the laws of time by dividing by zero
[20:28]	mahboi	WHERE YOU AT
[20:28]	Serpent_King	bends them further by proving that 0/0 is infact infinity
[20:29]	Serpent_King	Pillows!
[20:29]	Serpent_King	Chimpanzees with area rugs!
[20:29]	mahboi	HAPPY FEET WHERE YOU AT
[20:29]	Serpent_King	Clouds shaped like penguins
[20:29]	Disaster_Flare	CLOUD STRIFE SHAPED LIKE A PENGUIN
[20:29]	Serpent_King	King Dedede's left brest
[20:29]	Disaster_Flare	Kirby's left nut.
[20:30]	Serpent_King	Mario's hat, star, shoes, and glove!
[20:30]	Disaster_Flare	LUIGI'S MANSION
[20:30]	Serpent_King	Ghost busters!
[20:30]	Disaster_Flare	hums the Luigi's Mansion theme
[20:30]	Serpent_King	Nowait that was too relevant.
[20:30]	mahboi	Akuma for Tekken 7.
[20:30]	Serpent_King	Err goat milk
[20:31]	Disaster_Flare	SHREK FOR STREET SMASH KOMBAT FOR NINTENDO XBOXSTATION 4
[20:31]	mahboi	Seriously, stop.
[20:31]	Serpent_King	spits out his hamburger in laughter
[20:31]	Serpent_King	White castle!
[20:31]	Serpent_King	The French-Indian war!
[20:31]	Serpent_King	The theory of happiness!
[20:32]	Disaster_Flare	THE THEORY OF WHY DOGS SMELL
[20:32]	Serpent_King	Logarithms!
[20:32]	Serpent_King	Anteaters!
[20:32]	Disaster_Flare	AKUMA MATATA
[20:32]	Serpent_King	Apple cider vinegar!
[20:32]	Serpent_King	DVD player!
[20:32]	Disaster_Flare	falls asleep
[20:32]	mahboi	King's real name
[20:33]	Disaster_Flare	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[20:33]	Serpent_King	slaps Flare awake with a large trout
[20:33]	mahboi	Good night, Suzy.
[20:33]	Disaster_Flare	CONSUMER BIKINI
[20:33]	Serpent_King	Adolf Hitler!
[20:33]	mahboi	Don't say that.
[20:33]	Disaster_Flare	thinks Serpent just took it too far
[20:34]	Serpent_King	Leonardo Da Vinci
[20:34]	Serpent_King	Skype
[20:34]	Serpent_King	Wii Remote+Nunchuck
[20:34]	mahboi	This peace is NOT what all true warriors strive for.
[20:35]	Serpent_King	XBox Connect for the Playstation all-stars "NotARipOfSmash" expansion pack beta part 2
[20:35]	mahboi	Stop ignoring.
[20:35]	Serpent_King	Now with extra strobe light action
[20:36]	Serpent_King	And more razzledazzle.
[20:36]	mahboi	Are you guys ignoring me?
[20:37]	Disaster_Flare	I'm now just spectating really. Busy night.
[20:37]	Serpent_King	Spectating is for chumps
[20:37]	mahboi	Seriously, are you guys ignoring me?
[20:37]	Serpent_King	Or chimps
[20:37]	Serpent_King	whichever you prefer.
[20:37]	Disaster_Flare	We're not ignoring you.
[20:37]	mahboi	Alright, just checking.
[20:38]	mahboi	I hope Peach made LOTSA SPAGHETTI.
[20:40]	mahboi	R.I.P. Mr. Iwata
[20:40]	Disaster_Flare	Okay, let's not get depressing. I cried for a week when I found that out.
[20:40]	Serpent_King	Yes quite