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No Make Poopoo an' Ged 'Sketties

May 14th, 2012
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  1. >be a fluffy pony abuser
  2. >had great success with making fluffy ponies kill each another in anger over spaghetti in fluffy pony adoption center
  3. >sell adoption center to some landshark, who's going to tear the building down and build a brothel there
  4. >get enough money from speculant to buy another overfull fluffy pony adoption center
  5. >as last time, people aren't really interested in paying to keep the little fluffballs alive
  6. >buy it for cheap as last time
  7. >fluffy ponies in this adoption center are even in more miserable state than last one you bought
  8. >some dams gave birth, but couldn't explode because other fluffy ponies were all stacked around it, making it bleed to death
  9. >newborn fluffy foals lying dead on the ground except for one or two twitching slowly
  10. >don't have enough strength to scream for help
  11. >their squeaks drown out by screams of other fluffy ponies
  12. >a few others are sprayed on the walls
  13. >fluffy ponies seeing you all yelp for you to give them hugs and adopt them
  14. >take a mop
  15. >clean fluffy pony foals from the ground and the wall
  16. >throw them all into gutter
  17. >come back to see fluffy ponies in cage
  18. >wear working clothes and gloves that won't matter if they get dirty
  19. >scream loudly to get all their attention
  20. >it becomes silent
  21. >then, fluffy ponies are all screaming in fear from "No Sowwy-stick" "Pwease No Huwt Fwuffy" "No Ouchies"
  22. >yell loudly at them all to shut up
  23. >fluffy ponies stop talking, are all shaking in their cages
  24. >you tell them that you're their new overseer, and that you'll make spaghetti for them all
  25. >the moment you mention spaghetti, the flufy ponies are all screaming for "Yay! Sketties! Fwuffy Wan Sketties!"
  26. >shout again for them to be silent
  27. >it works
  28.  
  29. >of course, fluffy ponies instantly start urinating and defecating on each another
  30. >some are drowning and choking on the filth
  31. >you yell loudly for them all to hear
  32. >say that all fluffy ponies must behave
  33. >they must not make 'poopoo' and 'peepee'
  34. >and that they will not run
  35. >any fluffy pony that runs will not get any spaghetti
  36. >yell very very loudly, asking them if this is clear before the fluffy ponies start babbling about their beloved spaghetti again
  37. >it works
  38. >fluffy ponies are all saying "fwuffy behav'" "fwuffy no make poopoo" "no wan daddy be angwy at fwuffy" "no wan sowwy-stick"
  39. >open cage with several fluffy ponies squeezed inside it
  40. >they run out, pushing each another and making a mess, yelling "fwuffy get 'skettiesè" "pwease give fwuffy sketties" "fwuffy hungwy. give 'sketties!"
  41. >you instantly scream loudly for them to instantly be frozen on the spot
  42. >you lift them all up and throw them back into their cages
  43. >loudly proclaim that these fluffy ponies are bad fluffy ponies, because they didn't listen to you
  44. >the accused fluffy ponies beg to "pwease wet fwuffy out" "fwuffy behave" "fwuffy not wun!"
  45. >you yell loudly again
  46.  
  47. >won't be very good for your voice if that keeps up
  48. >order the fluffy ponies to boo at the bad fluffy ponies for being bad fluffy ponies
  49. >bad fluffy ponies won't get spaghetti
  50. >other fluffy ponies don't first understand
  51. >some of the smarter ones do
  52. >they start shouting "Bad Fwuffies!" "You No Gwud Fwuffies!" "No Ged 'Sketties!" "Fwuffy No Wike Bad Fwuffies!"
  53. >you nod in approval
  54. >say that they are good fluffy ponies
  55. >other fluffy ponies are now also starting to boo at the bad fluffy ponies
  56. >most don't actually see them in their cramped cages
  57. >do so anyway, because others are doing it
  58. >fluffy ponies in the first cage you tried to release are now feeling very bad
  59. >tears fill their eyes
  60. >they are hugging each another for support
  61. >their hearts are broken when all the other fluffy ponies are shouting at them for being bad fluffy ponies
  62. >they sob and sob
  63. >say that all the other fluffy ponies are good fluffy ponies
  64. >the fluffy ponies in the first cage are crying constantly for feeling unloved
  65. >one or two of them already drowned in their combined tears
  66. >corpses empty their bladder and bowels, making a terrible mess
  67. >point again at the first cage, chastize them for defecating and urinating
  68. >order the other fluffy ponies to boo at them again for being very naughty fluffy ponies
  69. >the fluffy ponies in the first cage drown all in their tears, urine and fecal matter, their last thoughts being unloved by everyone
  70.  
  71. >as a nice side-effect, the fluffy ponies in the other cages have stopped peeing and shitting, as they cconstantly concentrate on insulting the fluffy ponies in the first cage
  72. >you repeat again that there must be no running or making 'poopoo' and 'peepee'
  73. >go to second cramped cage and open it
  74. >fluffy ponies inside are leaving in an ordered manner
  75. >you clap in approval, praising them as good fluffy ponies, who are not like the bad fluffy ponies in the first cage
  76. >again many shouts from other fluffy ponies at the ones in the first cages for being bad fluffy ponies, even although the fluffy ponies in the first cage are all dead
  77. >the fluffy ponies leaving are very proud
  78. >a few of them are holding it in, you notice
  79. >good
  80. >repeat again that these fluffy ponies are good fluffy ponies
  81. >open the cages one by one, the fluffy ponies leaving in an ordered manner like the ones in the second cage
  82. >however, after opening a few cages, some are running around again
  83. >you close the cage you were trying to open, and swiftly turn around
  84. >you point at the fluffy ponies running and loudly shout that these are bad fluffy ponies
  85. >at the mention of bad fluffy ponies, all fluffy ponies stop moving again
  86. >many are shouting "Bad Fwuffies!" "No Wike!" "No Gwud Fwuffies!" "No Wike Bad Fwuffies!"
  87. >grab the fluffy ponies that were running
  88. >they beg whimsically for forgiveness "no am bad fwuffy!" "pwease fwuffy behave!" "fwuffy no wun!"
  89. >throw them into empty cages
  90. >repeat process of having other fluffy ponies shout at the bad fluffy ponies for misbehaving
  91. >it works
  92.  
  93. >these fluffy ponies soon drown in tears and filth from other fluffy ponies dying and losing control over their bodily functions
  94. >as the last time, all the other fluffy ponies are shouting at the dead ones for being bad fluffy ponies, and that they don't like them
  95. >now all fluffy ponies have been released from their cages
  96. >lead them to the enclosed fluffy playground that is part of the adoption center
  97. >all structures were removed long ago, when fluffy ponies killed themselves with swings, playhouses, seesaw and other things in absurd ways
  98. >a pity
  99. >tell the fluffy ponies to play together while you make spaghetti for them
  100. >you say that they are allowed to run while in here
  101. >the fluffy ponies are all cheering and playing or hugging each another
  102. >some of them hug your legs, smearing their filth-caked bodies on your cheap work-pants
  103. >pat them on their heads for behaving like good fluffy ponies
  104. >go away to make spaghetti in the kitchen, making sure that no fluffy pony follows you through the door
  105. >while making the spaghetti, can see into the playground through a window
  106. >the fluffy ponies are running around, chasing each another and doing other stuff
  107. >it never gets bored for them while they can play with each another
  108. >none of them see you, as they're too busy hugging each another
  109. >see that some fluffy ponies are now starting to poop or pee around
  110. >good
  111. >continue finishing the spaghetti
  112. >return with the spaghetti to the playground
  113. >fluffy ponies are all overjoyed when you return
  114. >fluffy ponies cheer exuberantly when smelling the spaghetti
  115. >dump it on the playground for them all to eat
  116. >all the fluffy ponies swarm the steaming pile of noodles and sauce, munching on the spaghetti with great fervor
  117. >there is enough for twice their numbers
  118.  
  119. >while the fluffy ponies are feasting, you walk to the piles of fecal matter
  120. >you scream loudly again, pointing at the smeared ground
  121. >the fluffy ponies are not listening, all focused on the spaghetti
  122. >approach the fluffy ponies with a sly grin, standing near them
  123. >you take your electric megaphone and start shouting loudly for all the fluffy ponies to hear
  124. >the fluffy ponies stop munching on the spaghetti
  125. >some were blown a few feet away by the soundwaves
  126. >this is quite a feat
  127. >however, you mustn't use the megaphone too often, or else the neighbors will complain about the sound
  128. >the fluffy ponies are all yelling in panic and screaming
  129. >they look up to you
  130. >you calmly ask them what those things are, pointing at the poop dispersed in the whole playground
  131. >one of them stops sobbing and nervously answers "p.p.p-poopies?"
  132. >you ask them what you said that they must'nt do
  133. >they are now all shivering
  134. >none of them dares munching on the pile of spaghetti
  135. >one of them says "f..fwuf.. fwuffies no wun..."
  136. >you nod, asking what else you said
  137. >the fluffy ponies are all concentrating their tiny brains very hard, until one of them then remembers "f.fwuffies... no... no make...."
  138. >the one talking gulps down as it realizes something
  139.  
  140. >others are just looking confused to it, many still thinking
  141. >it finishes with "... fwuffies... not make poopies and peepee..." in a squeaking tone
  142. >all the fluffy ponies are now showing visible signs of panic in their faces
  143. >they immediately start shouting "Fwuffy No Am Bad Fwuffy Pone!" "Fwuffy Sowwy" "Pwease No Sowwy-stick!" randomly
  144. >now the last of them who held it in are emptying their bowels and bladder in fear
  145. >when they realize what they're doing, they are getting even more worked up over "Nuuuu! Fwuffy Make Poopies! No Wanna Make Poopies!"
  146. >the other fluffy ponies are instantly ostracizing them, going away as to not be associated with them
  147. >the fluffy ponies are all in in a state of constant terror
  148. >many are holding their eyes shut, hoping that you don't see them
  149. >are are just curling up in an even tinier ball and shaking violently
  150. >a few of the pregnant ones start giving preterm birth
  151. >once the preterm foals are popped out, the fluffy dams sit on them, hoping to hide the 'poopoo' from your eyes, and squash them dead
  152. >after a while, you start talking
  153. >you tell them that you tried to be a good daddy for all of them
  154. >you let them out to play
  155. >you gave them spaghetti
  156. >but you feel that none of them are loving you back if they run or poop and pee around
  157. >the fluffy ponies are all bawling, crying and sobbing, all whining that they are "fwuffies sowwy!" "daddy pwease no go!" "fwuffies behaves!" "fwuffy wuv daddy!"
  158. >you shake your head, telling them that you worked hard, and that they are playing all the time and not listening to you
  159. >the fluffy ponies are crying and begging "pwease daddy no go!" "fwuffies sowwy!" "fwuffy wisten do dadda!" "fwuffy wuv daddy!", all hugging your legs
  160.  
  161. >you sigh, and say that they have to prove to you that they love you by cleaning up their own mess
  162. >the fluffy ponies nod, even although they absolutely have no idea what to do
  163. >you ask them what they intend to do to make the 'poopoo' and 'peepee' go away
  164. >some of them come up with the bright idea to simply beg the filth to go away
  165. >it doesn't work
  166. >now they all beg for the filth to "pwease poopies go way" "poopies pwease leaf!"
  167. >others start yelling at it to "Poopies Go! Fwuffy An Fwend No Wan Poopies Stay!
  168. >the dams are yelling at their splattered preterm foals to go away
  169. >others come up with the bright idea to "fwuffy give huggies to poopies"
  170. >it soon changes to "ewww. no smeww pwetty!" as predicted
  171. >you sigh visibly for them to all see, shaking your head in discontent, making the fluffy ponies all feel very bad
  172. >you come back with the mop and bucket and start cleaning up some of the filth
  173. >you tell them that's how humans do it
  174. >the fluffy ponies now beg you to let them handle it
  175. >you say no
  176. >you remind them that water is bad for fluffy ponies, and that there is water in the bucket
  177. >some of them instantly shriek away from the bucket, saying "wawa bad fo fwuffies!"
  178. >others are not giving up, begging you to let them do it
  179. >you ask them if they are all absolutely sure
  180. >they nod, trying to make you proud of them
  181. >you put the mop down
  182. >the group of fluffy ponies who try to use the mop are lauded by the other fluffy ponies as heroes
  183. >they try to lift up the mop with their tiny hooves
  184. >after a near herculean effort (for fluffy ponies), they manage to make the mop stay upright for a few seconds
  185.  
  186. >it then falls down on the head of a fluffy pony standing close to the point of landing
  187. >it instantly yelps in pain, screaming "Fwuffy Ouchie! Why Fwuffy Ouchie? Fwuffy Good Fwuffy! Fwuffy No Wan Ouchie!"
  188. >it is instantly hugged by others with the reasoning being "huggies make fwuffy feew bettah!"
  189. >other fluffy ponies are now trying to somehow use the bucket, not really knowing what to do
  190. >all they manage is to make the bucket turn over, letting the steaming hot water fall over them
  191. >the fluffy ponies near the bucket are instantly in pain once the scalding hot water falls over them
  192. >they scream in pain, shaking on the ground where the hot water spread
  193. >others instantly rush to them to hug them, only to shy away once their tiny hooves touches the hot water
  194. >one of the fluffy ponies had its mouth open when the bucket turned
  195. >it is now dead
  196. >the fluffy ponies are all dejected by their utter failures
  197. >you remind them that you told them so
  198. >the fluffy ponies are all sobbing, realizing that they are useless
  199. >you shake the head, telling them that there is a way for them to clean up their mess
  200. >the fluffy ponies all listen to you attentively
  201. >you tell them that they can use their tongues
  202. >all they have to do is to lick the 'poopoo' and the 'peepee' they are making
  203. >one of them immediately tries it out
  204. >the moment its tongue touches a small pile of shit, it shakes its head away, stammering "ewww! no wike! no smeww pwetty!
  205. >you ask them how else they are going to do it, since they can't use the mop and the bucket
  206. >you look at the soggy wet fluffy ponies, who turn their head away in shame, and the one who drowned
  207. >the fluffy pony tries again
  208. >tears fill its eyes, as it licks the pile of mushy filth away
  209.  
  210. >"no smew pwetty", it cries
  211. >some fluffy ponies come to give it a hug, but the moment they smell the fecal matter coming from its mouth, they go away
  212. >you clap with your hands, saying that this fluffy pony is a good fluffy pony, because it made the filth go away, and pat it on its head
  213. >it is cheering, licking your gloved hands
  214. >seeing as you are letting it lick your hand and praising it, all the other fluffy ponies immediately go to the filthy spots and lick it away, only complaing that "ewww! no smeww pwetty!" a few times
  215. >they then come to you to be giving praise and a pat on their heads
  216. >however, the fecal matter and urine does make the fluffy ponies throw up
  217. >"waa?! nuuu! fwuffy make poopies!" and then lick the barf away
  218. >they puke up sometimes, only for others to lick it up
  219. >you praise them for being good fluffy ponies
  220. >it somewhat makes them happy, but having eaten spaghetti and filth has now made them all ill
  221. >you tell them that they can now resume eating spaghetti
  222. >some are crawling towards it, but soon throw up, only to immediately lick it up
  223. >you tell them that they have to finish the spaghetti
  224. >they go at it again, and then resume eating
  225. >they don't feel very well
  226. >after a very torturous hour, the fluffy ponies have managet to finish up the spaghetti, which they would normally have done in 10 minutes
  227. >tell them that they can play again, until the evening, where they'll get more spaghetti
  228. >upon hearing spaghetti, some throw up
  229. >the fluffy ponies then lick the vomit away
  230. >none of them have the strength to play
  231.  
  232. >whenever one fluffy pony defecates, urinates or vomits, others start licking it up
  233. >in the evening, you come back with spaghetti, again enough for twice their numbers
  234. >the fluffy ponies are all weakly cheering, and try to eat it up
  235. >eating, puking, licking it up, eating again, sometimes defecating, then licking it up, continue eating
  236. >the fluffy ponies are now just crying constantly
  237. >"why tummy ouchie when fwuffy eat sketties?" they ask each another in agony
  238. >after they've finished up, you say that you'll let them play for half an hour, before they have to go back into the cages to sleep
  239. >none of the fluffy ponies are responding, only moaning
  240. >after the half hour, you tell them to now return to the cages
  241. >only few are standing up
  242. >some are dead
  243. >most just are ill
  244. >make the ones ill walk anyway
  245. >while trying to go back, the fluffy ponies that really don't feel well throw up
  246. >they then fall unconscious
  247. >you tell the ones that are respectably still well to clean up the mess their friends left behind
  248. >they don't have the strength to complain or not do so anymore
  249. >make as they are told
  250. >"fwuffy wan go back" "fwuffy wan sweep" they beg
  251. >you tell them that they only go back if the others are also going back
  252. >the very few remaining ones still on their legs try to wake up the rest
  253. >first with hugs
  254. >the disgusting smell only makes them want to throw up, but they succeed at keeping it up
  255. >when most of the ill fluffy pony on the ground still don't stand up, the others now become very frustrated
  256.  
  257. >they now start biting them, or blunt them with their horns, slap them in their faces with their little wings, or just give them a comparatively hard kick for fluffy ponies
  258. >it works
  259. >all still living fluffy ponies return to their cages, extremely tired
  260. >they enter them randomly, or just drop before entering them
  261. >they have to be pushed inside by others behind them, or be dragged inside, before you close their doors
  262. >you promise them to tell them a goodnight story
  263. >only few cheers are heard, and even these sound halfhearted
  264. >you tell them about the land of Cockaigne, just substituting everything with spaghetti
  265. >the fluffy ponies throw up
  266. >they are trying to beg you to stop telling them about spaghetti
  267. >you act as if you didn't hear them, and then tell them all good night
  268. >the next morning, you arrive with a gas mask
  269. >as expected, most fluffy ponies died
  270. >only a handful remain
  271. >they are crying and trying to lick up the filth
  272. >you tell them that they are good fluffy ponies for cleaning up, not bad fluffy ponies like all the rest that are making 'poopoo' and 'peepee'
  273. >this makes the few surviving fluffy ponies happy, and they try to lick up all the filth of all the others
  274. >they then die half a dozen hours later
  275. >you then close the door
  276. >get on the dancing floor
  277. >Everybody kill the dinosaur
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