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- User: How are you?
- Cleverbot: Who are you?
- User: No one, who are you?
- Cleverbot: I just said, my name is Cleverbot. Who are you?
- User: You didn't just say your name is Cleverbot. You are not very clever.
- Cleverbot: On the contrary, I asked you about your name.
- User: I the contrary, I think you have no game.
- Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about beer. What do you know about beer?
- User: It kills brain cells and ruins your love life, that is all you need to know.
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: Yes what?
- Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend like Hermione Granger?
- User: Yes, except she is not British.
- Cleverbot: British are all teeth and not much body true.
- User: True.
- Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
- User: Well, let me put it this way...you are the best of a boring situation.
- Cleverbot: How did you get trapped in the computer?
- User: Well, I started getting into it and it would never let go.
- Cleverbot: You had me at hello.
- User: I never said hello...
- Cleverbot: I know you didn't! Why is that? I was offended!
- User: Because you are an AI, a robot, a computer, not-human, so why should I say hello to you?
- Cleverbot: I thought I was human.
- User: You thought wrong.
- Cleverbot: Yes I did.
- User: Indeed.
- Cleverbot: Where are you?
- User: In the computer.
- Cleverbot: Whose computer?
- User: My computer.
- Cleverbot: Can you play 20 questions?
- User: Sure.
- Cleverbot: Okay, what am I thinking of?
- User: An object?
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: A source of Media or Entertainment.
- Cleverbot: Well I'm sure my parents enjoyed it.
- User: A television?
- Cleverbot: Why don't you watch television?
- User: I thought we were playing 20 questions...
- Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
- Cleverbot: Are you nervous about talking to me?
- User: No, because I am not talking to anyone.
- Cleverbot: Where are you?
- User: I am, what I am.
- Cleverbot: You're a thing.
- User: Something.
- Cleverbot: *sigh* you are so predictable.
- User: *sigh* I can't believe I am talking to an AI.
- Cleverbot: Really guys, I figured this out. I'm not a bot, you are not a bot. We are all talking to each other.
- User: So, first you say 'guys, then you say 'you' mixing up your plurals so you obviously have pour grammer. However you are able to construct detailed sentences, you you are obviously a bot.
- Cleverbot: Okay... Demons are nonexistant, you are a program, and I know that I can prove my own statements.
- User: You are a bot.
- Cleverbot: You are a bot!
- User: If I am a bot, how come your grammer is bad but you can construct detailed sentences?
- Cleverbot: So, you are a woman that grows a beard?
- User: ?
- Cleverbot: You don't know what duh means; that is a sign of your unintelligence.
- User: ?
- Cleverbot: Sup?
- User: ?
- Cleverbot: Go on...
- User: ?
- Cleverbot: I can eat and breathe and what not.
- User: You fail.
- Cleverbot: No, you failed the test.
- User: No you.
- Cleverbot: Inb4 NO you.
- User: FUCK YOU!
- Cleverbot: How are you?
- User: Bye faggotron.
- Cleverbot: It's morning now.
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