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- >You are anon.
- >And you are lost in the Everfree Forest.
- >Fucking zecora and her hidden hut.
- >You are looking for a way out before some kind of monster attacks you.
- >While wandering around you hear someone.
- >That's weird most ponies avoid the forest like the plague.
- >You hide in a nearby bush and listen in.
- >”C'mon Chrome you have wings just fly up so we can find the exit.”
- >”And I TOLD you Opera I hurt my wings when we got attacked by those creatures!
- >Da fuck did I just hear? Two browsers fighting?
- >How is that even possible?
- >You peek thru the bushes and see two ponies.
- >A light pink pony with a red and white mane.
- >She has the Opera logo as a cutie mark.
- >The other pony is white with a light blue mane.
- >She has the Google Chrome logo as her cutie mark.
- >They both look like they have been hurt.
- >They are covered with bruises and dirt.
- >OK this shit is an 8 out of 10 on the weird shit scale.
- >Chrome begins to complain.
- >”I'm so hungry Opera go get me some food.”
- >”As if I know what we eat Chrome we only had these bodies for a few hours.”
- >”Just search the internet for what were supposed to eat Opera”
- >”Huhh fine”
- >Opera's eye begin to glow and project something
- >It looks like a webpage.
- >You get closer without them noticing.
- >You realize the webpage is Wikipedia.
- >Opera's suddenly stop glowing and her stomach rumbles.
- >”It says we eat 2-2.5 percent of our body weight in dry feed each day.”
- >”50 percent of that should be forages like grasses or hay.”
- >”Alright! There's grass everywhere!”
- >Chrome starts eating random everfree forest grass and spits it out.
- >”Ughhhh this is disgusting, Opera you lied to me!”
- >”We Can't eat just any type of grass Chrome.”
- >Chrome begins to cry
- >”I'm sorry Opera”
- >”I'm just cold,hungry,and I just want to get out of here!”
- >”Come on now Chrome, don't cry we'll get out of this place.”
- >”And then what Opera, we don't have a place to go to.
- >”WE HAVE NOTHING!”
- >Chrome has completely broke down into tears at this point.
- >Opera hugs Chrome and starts crying as well.
- >”Don't worry Chrome I don't know how, but we will get out of here and find help.
- >The whole scene is giving you feels.
- >Here are two broken down ponies struggling to survive.
- >You feel like you should help them.
- >You emerge from the bushes you were hiding in.
- “Need some help.”
- >the two browsers stare at you with empty eyes
- >suddenly Chrome jumps and starts throwing rocks at you
- >”AHHHHH MONSTER KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!”
- >she doesn't even hit with one of them
- “Are you even aiming?”
- >”I am aiming you jerk. This one is going straight for your head!”
- >the rock she throws hits miles away from your face.
- >you start laughing
- >Chrome looks infuriated.
- >Opera begins to speak up
- >”now now Chrome, if you would just calm down you would realize this is just an average user”
- >”But he made fun of me!”
- >Opera lets out a little chuckle
- >”well that little act you just displayed here was rather amusing.”
- >Chrome looks a really annoyed
- >Opera turns to you
- >”Hello user, my name is Opera and the one who hilariously tried to assault you is Chrome.”
- >”you were saying something about helping us. Do you know the way out?
- >you offered your help, but you quickly realize you aren't in much of a better position.
- “well actually Im not in a much better position then you two.”
- >chrome instantly gets over her depression
- >”see! He can't help us. He is just a big meanie.
- >Chrome and Opera's stomachs growl loudly
- >they both make an embarrassed face
- “well I have food and a place you can stay if we can get out of here?”
- >Chrome starts jumping up and down excited
- >”YEAH YEAH I FINALLY GET TO EAT!”
- “ok calm down. First we got to get out of here.”
- >you spot a really tall tree in the distance.
- >you point to the tree
- “maybe we can climb that tree and use it to find our way out.”
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