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- ================Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cute===================
- Anon does inappropriate things in public. Then he insults Sparkle. Then he gets punished.
- https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/21045896/
- >"Anon.
- >"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times."
- >"That is inappropriate to do in public!"
- >Twilight continues to stare at you after your little "blunder"
- >She has been really anal lately.
- >It was just a burp.
- >You couldn't hold it in either.
- "What do you expect me to do? I've seen the way you eat at the hayburger. Compared to that, burping seems pretty minor."
- >You should not have said that.
- >You really should not have said that.
- >Her face goes from a annoyed glare to a hateful gaze.
- >You, Anon, have royally fucked up.
- --------------- Five Minutes Later ---------------
- >You dive behind a cart, barely dodging a horn laser.
- "Ok, Twilight, I think this has gotten a bit too far."
- >You felt the cart gripped in magic behind you.
- "Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned the hayburger."
- >You dash sideways towards an alley as you hear more lasers behind her.
- "Maybe I shouldn't have made the weight comment"
- >You keep going down the alley.
- "Maybe I shouldn't have made 'oink' noises."
- >You reach a dead end. Shit.
- >You spin around, trying to find an escape only to see Twilight stalking towards you.
- "But this is a bit of an overreaction right?"
- "What are you, in estrus or something?"
- >"WHAT?! I'LL SHOW YOU AN OVERREACTION"
- >Wait. Shit. Welp, you're screwed now.
- --------------- Fiveteen Minutes Later ---------------
- >She was subjecting you to the most terrible horror imaginable.
- >How a sweet little tu- pony like her even came up with such a thing was beyond you.
- >You didn't know how much longer you could endure the torment.
- >It was almost physically painful.
- >But maybe, just maybe her attention had lapsed and you could get away.
- >You might have a chance.
- "Once you have finished charging you must reverse the polarity and..."
- >You trailed off slowly and still your hand.
- >Hopefully your warden had fallen asleep and you could escape.
- >Her ear twitches as you fall silent and swivels at you.
- >After a few more seconds of silence one eye opens and looks directly at you from her position on your lap.
- >You could feel your dreams crumble.
- >With a defeated sigh you scratch her ear for a second before going back to stroking her mane.
- ".. and slowly release the magic in a steady stream..."
- >You go back to reading out of the Advanced Magical Mechanics book she had placed in your hand.
- >You miss her contented smile as her eye closes again and she squirms deeper into your lap.
- >Oh the agony.
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