"The Mystery of a New World" CH1 as Riffed by Zinny

>The Mystery of a New World by Fanthrose
So this takes place in some Equestrian version of the Americas? if so I can't wait to see Native American Twilight Sparkle.

>Tags: Romance Tragedy Sad Dark Comedy Human
Well this thing is already all over the damn place, why not add in some xenomorphs for add the crossover tag to finish it off?

>Summary: A human gets pulled into Equestria by a spell cast by Twilight.
Damn it Twilight, you have got to stop adopting weird creatures from other worlds. The litterbox is full enough as it is!

>He has a lot to learn about this new world and all its inhabitants.
Mostly that the tax code is very species-ist. Griffion wing feather tax is such BS.

>Will he be able to cope and live among the ponies, or will he be treated as an outcast, forced to run and hide as he tries to find a way home?
Probably neither, because stories like this never have and decent conflict that isn't solved easily.

>CHAPTER 1: THE SPELL
>It was a bright summer day today in the small town of Ponyville. The sky was clear of clouds, thanks to the diligence of the weather team, and Princess Celestia’s sun was shining nice and strong in the sky.
Except over the house of Rusty Knives the local mugger. No pony likes him.

>There was a nice gentle breeze blowing through, making the day perfect for a nice walk through the park or a picnic.  Yes it was overall a perfect day here in Ponyville, and everypony was making sure to enjoy it.
Did I forget to mention how NICE and PERFECT it was? Cause it was perfectly nice outside.

>Everypony that is, except for Celestia’s prize pupil and all around bookworm, Twilight Sparkle who had her face buried in book after book doing what she does best, studying.
As opposed to her second best thing which involved a bunch of rope, some candles, and a whip.

>At the moment she was in the middle of a four day studying binge preparing for a task given to her by none other than the princess herself.  Much to the annoyance of a certain purple dragon, who had to not only perform his normal duties of cleaning the library that also made up their home, but also was forced to take on Twilights duties, taking care of anypony who just so happened to need a book.
Cause heaven forbid Twilight get off her lazy butt and take care of her own damn house. Twilight the slave owner everypony!

>These tasks were made infinitely harder by Twilight herself.
Giggidy.

>She would constantly put one book down, grab another one, and shortly after grabbing that one, put it down, and send Spike to get another one.  Spike didn’t hate the work, but there were times he wished he could have a bit of help in these tasks.  At the moment, he was desperately trying and failing to get Twilight to go with him to the picnic with the rest of their friends.