Derpy Clothes Ver II

When the bags are opened, Maus finds that there’s… A LOT of stuff in there, of varying degrees of quality and fashionable taste, but all of them covered in tags. Sure, there’s some nice things in a black polo, a baggy grey hooded jacket, and a PokeRider t-shirt… But then there’s just other abominations to fashion that just shouldn’t have made it onto the shelves in the first place.
He finds several “things” that have the audacity to call themselves t-shirts; an orange one with green splotches and brown streaks printed on, a pink one with white polka dots tossed about, a black one with white splotches all over the front of it, and a purple one with rainbow horizontal stripes running down it.
They’re not all completely terrible, though; there’s a nice pair of dark green cargo pants and a pair of black jeans… The problem with those, however, is that Maus could probably stuff his whole body into either of the pantlegs, while the jeans look so constricting and tight that Maus would probably feel pain in his nether regions just from looking at them. This problem seems to be consistent amongst the things Maus unearths amongst the “wreckage”.
In the last of the bags that Maus opens up, he finds that half of the contents are collared, long-sleeved shirts of “varying” colors… Varying meaning mostly white and light blues, occasionally straying to pastel colors, and one instance being a dark red with white flower imprints (similar to the background you’d see in a Spongebob episode). There’s also a bunch of assorted sweater vests and dress pants, all of which are in varying sizes.
But buried at the bottom is a pair of black blazers, similar in design to Trevor’s. Maus would be surprised to find, if he tried it on, that unlike ninety percent of the other things Trevor had bought, that these would actually fit him nicely… And that the receipt, with an ungodly number circled on the front of it, is sticking out from one of their front pockets.