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TheNamelessAnons

VillainRehab

Feb 18th, 2017
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  1. >Take in villain mares who have no hope of romance with their tarnished reputations.
  2. >Like Glimmer, Trixie, Sunset, Lighting Dust, Suri Polomare, and others doomed to die alone.
  3. >Give them a second chance and help them adjust to normal lives.
  4. >End up with a herd that is undyingly loyal, filled with individual skill, and a collective willingness to fuck shit up if need be.
  5. >Realize later that you have a twisted mirror image of the M6
  6. >Anon, immune to magic and with strength proportional to ponies and his bodymass, volunteers to help reform villains
  7. >Sells it to twilight and Celestia because he's different than all these other ponies who grew up here and has an alien mindset
  8. >Humans also have inherently individualistic, defiant, and strong mindscapes with high resistance to mental tampering
  9. >Also the ability to disregard, rationalize, or otherwise NOPE out of any kind of sights or experiences these ponies consider horrible
  10. >He winds up talking to these villains as if they were any other pony
  11. >Calls them on their shit
  12. >Brings them down to earth, gives them some perspective in their lives
  13. >All with the body, face, voice, and smell of a big strong stallion
  14. >None of those mares stood a chance.
  15. >Anon's herd's foals are all potential super villains in the making
  16. >they all have canine teeth, eat meat, and are a fair bit more aggressive than normal ponies due to being half-human
  17. >Trixie, Glimmer, and Sunset's kids are all brilliant magical powerhouses seeking to delve into forbidden arts.
  18. >Lightning Dust's kid isn't as fast as say Rainbow Dash, but can manipulate weather on a level no Pegasi has achieved before
  19. >Suri's kid is ridiculously strong even by Earth pony standards
  20. >They all have their mothers' cutthroat personalities
  21. >the only thing keep them from actually going through with it is that it would disappoint their father
  22. >Trixie's foal with Anon becomes the Equestrian Authority on destruction magic, the natural extension of firework manipulation
  23. >Glimglam's foal becomes a charismatic but cut-throat politician. Anon bases the name off of Machiavelli
  24. >Sunset's foal delves into the magic of Things Ponies Were Not Meant To Know, summoning and controlling entities from the Void
  25. >Lightning Dust's foal becomes the first Stormbringer in over a millenium
  26. >Suri's foal becomes Equestria's best reverse-engineer
  27. >The Princesses offer to PAY Anon's herd not to have anymore foals on the fear that the next really will become the next major threat to Equestria.
  28. >Individually, they can be big and powerful.
  29. >They were ruthless and powerful, with hatred, wrath, greed and envy feeding their hearts.
  30. >before, they had nothing to lose.
  31. >The cold and loneliness were all that they had.
  32. >But now, there's somepony.
  33. >More like somehuman, that now, helps them to try what they though was impossible.
  34. >Someone to forget the pain of loneliness.
  35. >Someone to be there to catch you when you fall.
  36. >Someone to feed that past hunger.
  37. >Someone to hug and forget the cold world.
  38. >Someone to forget the wrath and give a second chance.
  39. >Someone to heal and mend a broken heard.
  40. >That's what the "villains" see in Anon.
  41. >But what would happen if you take away what the villains cherish and love the most?
  42. >Anon declines, since he loves making love to his waifus too much
  43. >His waifus also make loads of money; at least when their skills are applied correctly
  44. >Anon makes sure of this
  45. >Celestia can't force him to stop
  46. >She also can't do anything to keep him from having foals either, since he's got four ex-villains at his beck and call, and his daughterus would get desperate if they think the princesses themselves are out to get their father
  47. >Discord's help is right out, since Sunset's foal has learned things nopony was meant to know, she could off him with enough effort
  48. >Chrysalis is out too, since Trixie's foal could demolish the entire hive alone if she thinks her father has been kidnapped
  49. >Not that they could make it past Suri's daughter
  50. >She can't let Marechiavelli even hear about this, since she'd bungle the entire political structure and possibly turn them against her for generations
  51. >Twilight's too nerdy to convince or seduce him, and it would only make him more powerfoal as the head of the herd
  52. >What can she do to stop this?
  53. >Plays head-games with them.
  54. >Even if they are the most powerful beings in Equestria, they are still kids.
  55. >The question in the matters it:
  56. >Which one of them is dad's favorite?
  57. It backfires when Anon proves he loves them all equally, which is better than most RGRE parents, taking care of them when they are sick, helping with homework, teaching them the birds and the bees while keeping their mothers from having a panic attack from not knowing what to do, then Anon finds out about who even told them that question.
  58. Papa Anon and the missies are pissed a Sunbutt trying to stir some shit up, they go into the court in broad daylight and use the most dangerous weapon Anon has a spray bottle on her snootle.
  59. Or they make the biggest functional family in the world with the older "evil" kids being the bestest big sisters and brothers around for the mane 6s and princesses kids. They all move into the castle eventually and just sleep on a giant bed together, since the "bad guy's" mellowed out so much they instead snuggle their once enemies.
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