Pinkity

"I doubt the safeness of this."
>Twilight smiles as though she hadn't a care in the world, "It'll be fine Anon, you're in good hooves here, mine."
"That's what I'm worried about, you're the mare that fucks shit up and then gets rewarded for it. They'll probably make you a double princess if you kill me, or turn me into the fly on accident."
>Pinkie snickers "But Anon, a fly is like, super duper small."
>Rarity rolls her eyes annoyed as Spike gets himself cozy on the desk.
"And why are they all here? Need some "unbiased" witnesses to back you up when you accidentally kill me?"
>At her breaking point, Twilight groans annoyed and slams closed her wooden trunk, "Look, you're the one who wanted to try out my teleportation spell."
"Only because I thought I was gonna just be moved from point A to point B. Not get body swapped for some jackass in Canterlot."
>"For the last time, it's not body swapping, it's swapping points with a distant target. Can you imagine all the tactical applications of switching targets? We could replace hostages with a team of trained guards, or swap out waste with new resources. The possibilities are endless! But first, we need to try it out on living targets. We already mastered inanimate objects, and are ready to try on sentient beings. So don't worry, it'll be fine. I know what I'm doing."
>You give an annoyed Tsk as you inhale and exhale. Twilight readers her horn and waits as Spike coughs up a scroll. He opens it and gives a thumbs up, "Princess Celestia is ready when you are."
>"Thank you Spike, tell her we start at exactly 3:30. Our synchronized dials will keep us on time." Spike jots it down and sends it out as Twilight readies her horn, "2 minutes Anon, are you ready to make history?"
>Grumble and cross your arms.
"4000 bits ain't worth this."
>The time ticks by as you sweat up a storm, a nervous tension mounts in you as the seconds tick away. Before you know it, time is up as Twilight charges her horn, and fires.
"I don't want to do this!!"
>You jump away as the beam passes you, and hits Rarity and Pinkie. A bright flash blinds everyone as a lone guard stands where they once did.
>He looks over his body and smiles, "Hey, I'm alive! Praise Celestia!"
>Twilight sees you getting up, and her friends gone before panicking. "Where are they? Where did they go!? Anon you idiot! Why did you jump away!?"
"I'm sorry, I panicked."
>Suddenly a scroll gets burped out as Spike catches it and reads. He looks over somberly and says "It says "Get over here, quickly."

>At Canterlot, in the castle, Rarity hums cheerfully to herself as she rolls around on the floor and bounces a guards helmet.
>All of her friends looks over as Celestia hangs her head, “We checked every inch of her body, and see no visible signs of trauma. However, we did discover something disturbing.”
>The expression on Twilight’s face is grave, she expects the absolute worst “What? What did you find?”
>Celestia looks over at Rarity, “Look for yourself.”
>Twilight and friends go over and as Rarity giggles and laughs without a care in world, they look over her body and notice her odd, almost puffy mane and tail, her bright and sunny smile, but its when she looks at her cutie mark that she gasps.
>On her flank are three gems in the shape of balloons, and attached to each gem is a string.
>Back in Ponyville, Rarity decorates Carousel Boutique as Sweetie Belle, Mr. and Mrs. Cake and Twilight talk, “So, my sister is now half Pinkie Pie?”
>”Yes, I mean, no, I mean…I have no idea. But I do know that Pinkie and Rarity are both in there and created this new pony. Part Pinkie, part Rarity.”
>Suddenly Rarity stops decorating and looks back with a white smile, “Or Pinkity for short, isn’t that the cutest name!?”
>Mrs. Cake worriedly looks over, “Oh, I hope Pinky is all right in there.”
>Mr. Cake hugs his wife, “Im sure she is sugar lump, but now we’re down a clerk.”
>Pinkity comes trotting over and taps Mrs. Cake ”Ah, you don’t have to worry about me Mrs. Cake, I’m just peachy keen, and I’ll have no problem doing the jobs Pinky and Rarity did! I mean after all, I am two ponies, so, by that logic, I can do the work of two ponies.”
>Twilight places her hoof over Sweetie Bell’s, and gives a compassionate smile, “Take care of your sister for me, we’re doing everything we can to get things back to normal.”

>In the early morning hours, Sweetie Belle sleeps peacefully in her bed when suddenly an intoxicating aroma begins to waft passed her nose. She makes small moans of enjoyment as she awakens and rubs her eyes.
>Getting up, she walks down the steps and follows the sounds of cooking. In the kitchen, Pinkity sways her butt while mixing ingredients in a bowl, before turning around, “Sister, how are you?”
>”Uhhh ok I guess.”
>”I made your favorite, double chocolate waffles!”
>”Wow! Really!?”
>”Anything for my dear sister.” Pinkity ruffles her mane and sets the plate before her as she sits at the table. “Now be sure to eat up, and get ready for school. I’m needed at Sugar Cube Corner today, but I’ll leave lunch in the fridge.”
>Pinkity hugs her sister before rushing off and closing the door, Sweetie Belle bites into the waffles and smiles, “Twilight can take her time.”