Garnet

Hi
I want Garnet to inflate
Oh hey your the garnet shut poster
Uh
It's...
not a shitpost ._.
Oh
Okay
Lemme give her a call
._.
Hello, this is garnet.
...Hey Garnet, I want you to inflate. ::O
I'll be right over.
-15 mins later-
Oh!...Well that was easy.
Sooo...
-a warp noise can be heard behind the house, and a large, tall figure with several alien tools emerges, followed by a shirt purple beastie and some sort of floating pink bubble with a rock in it
Sup
So, what you gonna do ta garnet, maN!
Uh...I'm gonna inflate her!
Thus is gonna be fun!
*Starts inflating Garnet* o3o
-the fat purple one retreats back into the house to get some chips-
-garnet's stomach slowly but surely expands, forming a firm bulge along her midsection
(Is the purple one in question Amethyst?)
Her proportionately narrow waist begins to rounded
(But of course)
Does Garnet like being inflated or something? She doesn't seem to mind...*keeps inflating her*
Seemingly reading your thoughts, garnet removes her visor. One eye sparkles with glee, the other seems slightly uncomfortable,mane the middle is between the other two
*I walk around Garnet as she inflates* No offense but...I had no idea your butt could get any bigger than it already was until now.
I didn't either.
Course it can!
-garnet speaks both, but with different intonations, as the bubbled mineral begins to thrum, and the color seems to fade-
*I blush as her behind suddenly doubles in size* Yikes...Amethyst, I hope you're having fun over there.
-amethyst, who had seated her now dwarfed behind on the houses porch, grins sheepishly and motions to ask you something, a sheepish look in her eyes, but before she does, she stops and her eyes widen, pointing at a large figure looming behind you
*I look behind me* Hm?
A burly golden figure, with a huge square mustache grabs amethyst by the shoulder and props her against the porch. He takes a tool, similar in fashion to an arcade claw, and plugs it into amethysts gem. The rest of her body begins to bloat, and she begins to panic.
Garnet snarls, "pyrites. What are you doing on earth?"
...Oh my...*I blush at the thought of other gems inflating as well* This is going to be a very interesting day...
The stranger smiles at you. "Want a piece of the action"
Depends on your definition of "piece of the action"!
-he brandishes a tool looking like a mixture of a forcefeeding tube and a blunderbuss, and aims it at your head. as he does, garnet unfuses, leaving behind a massive, overstuffed Ruby and a sapphire with a very displeased expression-
Imagine what's happening to these two landlubbers,focused on your body. And a human can't stretch, can it.
*Thankfully, Ruby knocked me out of the way due to how forcefully she split from Garnet.* Well...thanks?
And...no, no it can't!
That's right, meatboy. And you're about to meet the same fate garnet did, but much, much worse.
Oh come on! I was just looking at booty until you came along!
"He tosses the tube, and Ruby catches it in her mouth, focusing her heat powers, she begins to burn the liquids and gases deposited within her body, heating herself -and the tube- rapidly_
Oh yes, I know the perils of booty. All three of us do.
-Pyrite splits into three different creatures, each with a pyrite block for a face-
This is just seriously uncalled for though! *I start hitting them with a broom*
-each of the goblins has a piece of the tube attached to them. You manage a good hit one one of them, and amethyst rolls over onto another. All three of the tubes are still attached, and the cube faces of the creature are beginning to flush red-
*I keep trying to hit them with the broom* Ugh...this is so tiring. How are you holding up, Ru-*Ruby's inflated body accidentally squishes me against the wall* Okay...minor setback,r right?
-one of the Pyrates, gone completely red, explodes, shattering into microscopic fragments. The other soon follows, turning into a fine gold dust. Amethyst devours the thirdexpelliff containing the smallest Pyrate
(Did you get that? o3o)]
(Nvm)
Ruby looks and sapphire: sappy, you didn't help with the fight at all. You have to at least try this, it's really fun

Well...That was interesting. Is everyone else alright? ...'Cause I'm just in complete awe right now.
-amethyst gives a thumbs up-
Amethyst, you okay? I think we should show the surprise
*I gently push Ruby off of me* Wait, surprise?
-sapphire, I'll give you some of my mass-
We were gonna show you, but then Pyrite broke out and we had to deal with that first, sorry
-Ruby transfers some of her mass to sapphire, then plugs her in to the blunderbuss, expanding her to twice rubies current size.*
*all three gems begin to circle each other, beginning to fuse together*
Well jeez...I've only known you for like, ten minutes and I've already going to get a gift? I'm a bit flattered to be honest....*My eyes widen as I see everyone fuse* Well dang...
It's a thank you for getting rid of the Pyrates.
-sapphires voice fades as a new, larger being emerges. An overstuffed ogre, her stomach protruding into the wooden mass of your house, shattering some of the splinters." I think that's as big or as hot as we can get
NaH!
(Sorry I g2g)