(AiE) Oneshits

"Bon Bon! Bonny!"
>"What! Are we under attack again?"
>You hop in place in front of her with so much excitement fueling you.
"I just had sex! And it felt so good!"
>She gives you a disgusted look.
>"Ew! Keep that to yourself, Lyra!"
"I can't hold it in! I just want to tell the world I had sex with Anon! For an entire hour!"
>Bon Bon laughs and sits on the floor.
>"I highly doubt that, it was probably like 5 minutes."
>You grab her shoulders and stare her dead in the eyes.
"He fucked me silly for a hour. Believe it."
>"Lyra, please. I don't think that's possible. He would die of dehydration."
"I'm telling you! Humans can last possibly up to hours!"
>She gets up and walks back into her room.
>"Let's eat dinner once you stop having a giggle."
>She goes back to her room. If she won't believe you then the purple princess will.
>You go out and down the road to the library. Once there you barge in, Twilight is laying down reading a book.
>It slides from under her with a swift flick of your foreleg.
"I need you to help me convince people that Anon the human can fuck for a hour."
>She blushes with a little light chuckle.
>"Lyra those aren't the kind of things a mare should say so loudly."
"Listen, last night I had a date with Anon. At the end of it we went to his bed, he stuffed some fingers in me and did some tricks for a bit. But here is the most important part, his dick went in and out of me for a hour."
>"Lyra, two things. I don't want to hear about your sexcapades and Anon would have dehydrated."
"That's what Bon Bon said, she said he would die. And I disagree with her on that and I disagree with you as well."
>"Well glad to see she has some brain on her shoulders. But he wouldn't die from it."
"Look follow me! Now!"
>"Lyra, I-"
"Grah!"
>You pick her up with your magic and launch her towards Anon's house. She tries to use her wings to glide to safety but instead flies inside Anon's house.
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>Quickly you run to his house and find him exiting with Twilight who is apologizing for breaking into his home.
>"Again, I am so sorry. I just don't know what is up with her today to make her think she can toss somep0ny into some other being's house."
>Anon just nods and walks her out. By now he has spotted you.
"Anon! Anon! Unzip your dick!"
>He raises his eyebrow in confusion as he sees you run faster than a zebra. You stop in time before you nearly knock into him.
"Get your pants down and fuck me silly like last night! Now!"
>"What are you talking about?"
"Come on, I want to show them your talent!"
>By now other ponies have gathered to see your science experiment.
>"Lyra! Stop! What the hell are you doing?"
>You try to fiddle with his zipper to get his diddle out but you're not succeeding with these darn hooves. Oh, wait you're a unicorn.
>With the help of magic you get his zipper and pants down. Anon accidentally stumbles back and falls into a mud puddle.
>"Goddamit Lyra! What the fuck!"
>Twilight helps him up and cancels your magic out.
>"Lyra, enough!"
>She holds you with her magic and tells somep0ny to get an officer.
>"Can't you see you're embarrassing yourself along with Anon."
>Anon pulls his pants up and get mud all over it. He looks as if someone slapped his mother.
"Look, Anon tell them how we had sex for a hour."
>Ponies watching start to whisper amongst each other. Showing disbelief at your statement.
>Anon looks mad but changes to a smile. He bends down and whispers into your ear.
>"I always wanted to be like Bill Murray and it looks you gave me a chance. No one will ever believe you."
>He stands and says loud and clear "I did not have sexual relations with this mare, Lyra Heartstrings."
>They all start talking loudly, some even giggle a bit. They disperse when officer Mahoney arrives.
>"Alright, what seems to be the trouble here?"
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>Twilight explains what happens and Mahoney decides to take you to jail.
>"Alright, alright. Seems we have a mare that probably had too much to drink ."
>No one believes anyp0ny who has sex with Anon.
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>"Oh my, Anonymous! Suck it harder! Suck it you filthy whore!"
>You hate Rarity's dirty talk. It turned you off, but her horn really is tasty. The magic residue at her tip tastes like berries with a static feel in your mouth.
>Rarity pants harder as you keep going. You feel that familiar sensation in your mouth as her horn cums.
>You swallow it and lick your lips. Marshmelow lies on the bed feeling satisfied.
"Glad you like the blow job, so can I hang out with Fancy Pants this weekend?"
>"Yes darling, you can."
>She rubs her hoof on your leg.
>"Anon, why do you call it a blow job? You're not blowling my horn."
>You lift her head and look into her eyes.
"Cause horn job sounds weird to me. But I do find this funny."
>You place her horn in your mouth again, but this time you actually blow. Air escapes around your lips making a farting sound.
>Rarity giggles since it tickles her.
>Pomf =3
>You see wings on Rarity's back. She feels the new appendages and flexes them.
>"Well that's new."
>Next day at Canterlot castle.
>"Welcome Princess Rarity!"
>You nudge the noble sitting next to you.
"I blew her so hard, I gave her those wings."