Tommantha Taunts
Mario: Cleaned ya' pipes real good!
DK: He had no style, he had no grace, this Kong was a big disgrace!
Link: Gee, that match up sure was boring!
Samus: Too afraid to strut your stuff, huh?
Yoshi: Doin' the meteor's work!
Kirby: Pink smores, my favorite!
Fox: All that fancy shmancy technology and you couldn't reflect my foot making a dent in your face!
Pikachu: Pest control, 'nuff said.
Luigi: Ya've been demoted to Numba' 3, pal!
Captain Falcon: No wonda' ya' haven't gotten ah sequel, your reflexes have dulled ova' tha' years!
Ness: Ahnd once agaihn, I've struck ah home ruhn!
Jigglypuff: Now let's sing this poor soul one last lullaby!
Bowser: Ah've fought tuffer tuhrtles in mah bahck yahd!
Peach: Hope yer army's more prepahred!
Ice Climbers: Sorry children, this peahk's mine!
Zelda: Ya' should hahve hahd the wisdom to not chahllenge me!
Shiek: Ah coulda' seen ya' coming ah mile awayh!
Dr. Mario: Perscription? Ahn Ahctuahl Recouvery!
Ganondorf: There's ah reahson yer known for ya' power ahnd not fer yer wisdom!
Falco: Personahlly, ah'm more of ah burger person.
Young Link: Ah beat ya' bahck to tha' past!
Pichu: Did 'ah even need ta' approach ya'? You had yerself covered!
Mewtwo: Aaawwww, first gen problehms.
Mr. Game & Watch: Sorry, who's butt did I just kick?
Marth: Next time, don't bring ah sword tu ah gun fight, missy!
Roy: Ah'm sorry, did ahnyone understahnd whaht he saihd?
Zero Suit Samus: Leahve tha' huntin' to tha professionals, sugah!
Diddy Kong: Try gettin' ah reahl gun, squirt!
Pit: Nahmed ahfta' yer biggest weahkness? Yer' finished!
Meta Knight: Not ahs broken ahs yer mahsk is!
Squirtle: Ahtleast if they were made out of soahp my eyes would sting!
Ivysaur: Ah appreciahte the flowers, honey, but this is a FIGHT!
Charizard: Sorry, but ah've declined yer spawnshership deal ahlready, Bahd Drahgon.
Ike: How mahny "dahtes" did it tahke for you to be ahble to wield dat sword?
King Dedede: Hope ya' got thaht money bahck guahrunteeh!
Wario: Ahs ya' can see, bein' faht ain't no excuhse!
Captain Olimar: How ahbout ah go ohn ah dieht ahnd whip my sehlf up ah saelahd?
Lucas: Ah prefer Rocky Roahd, honestly.
Snake: Ah'm sorry, did security tahke all ya' guns? Guess ya' aint some Sneak King ahfta ahll!
Wolf: Can't let ya' do thaht, Stah Woof!
Lucario: Step bahck in ya' toomb, Anoobiss!
Sonic: Can't outrun ah bullet, hot shot!
Toon Link: Didn't Ah kick ya ass one 'er two gahmes bahck?
ROB: The odds were STAHCKED agaihnst ya'!
Rosalina: Sorry ta' steal ya' thundah, lightning!
Bowser Jr & Koopalings: Sorry ta' knock ya' off the royahl fahmily tree!
Little Mac: Don't skip leg dahy next time!
Palutena: Whaht's ah goddess to ah non believa?
Robin: Any of those books have a "not suckin'" spell?
Duck Hunt: May be cliche... but plahy deahd.
Greninja: That "scarf" of yers gonna get caught on something, Narutoahd!
Villager: Ah didn't vote for you.
Wii Fit Trainer: Ah hope thaht beaht down wahs zen-like!
Shulk: Did ya' see thaht one comin?
Dark Pit: Faka'? Ah think yer the fahke one ahround here!
Lucina: Ya don't need ta' copy yer husbahndo's weaknesses too!
Pac-Man: People prefer yer rip off, what did ya' expect?
Mega Man: How likely is it ah'll see ya' next time around?
Mii Brawler: No no no, yer thinkin of tha' lahst gahme!
Mii Sword Fighter: There's like, whaht, 8 sword fightahs, ahnd NONE of them peaked yer interest?
Mii Gunner: Shots fired.