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- nobita: i felt a change in the wind
- doraemon: whats got you down noby
- nobita: theres a foul change in the wind. some new entity has come to our happy house.
- doraemon: oh. thats weird. want a creamsicle?
- noby: *takes the creamsicle* anyways... wait... look!
- *they look*
- *kronk is bumbling about searching for something, doing his sensitive sensual sumptuous sneak through the world, making zoo noises*
- noby: whats he after
- doraemon: who the fuck is that guy
- noby: shh. this doesnt look good.
- *kronk climbs a wall and balances supremely on the alley, leaping over buildings*
- both, together: A BURGLAR
- doraemon: this is bad
- noby: tail him!
- *they tail him*
- doraemon: *reaches into his pouch and pulls out military grade walkie talkies* i got these as souvenirs in back in nam
- noby: theyll have to do. shh, sh
- *kronk is clearly really into his morning ritual. theres a lever in someones backyard that triggers the water supply or whatever. kronks eyes alight and he makes a beeline*
- noby: *sneaking around a corner opposite the way doraemon is going* shit dude! ill head him off
- kronk: *jazz noises*
- doraemon: way ahead of you bucko *emerges from the underbrush and attempts to tackle the towering muscular man, whose muscles and thighs quake and twitch with every motion, hypnotically, like they were made of cottage cheese* hiya!!!
- kronk: whoa *catches him mid tackle in one oversized hand*
- noby: *turns the corner and does yuyu hakusho guns at kronk* freeze motherfucker!
- doraemon: im dora-
- kronk: this is so wei-
- doraemon: SHUT UP! IM DORAEMON AND YOU BURGLED THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, TRAITROROUS SCUM
- doraemon: im doraemon
- *they struggle*
- kronk: *tosses him over his shoulder* *to noby* hey i dont know who you think you are but im well versed in the basics of cqc so uh
- *they spar majestically. kronk busts out his best wrestling moves and easily pins the shrimpy child*
- kronk: okay anyways, ive got to pull that lever now
- doraemon: *jumps down off the roof* not so fast, muffin top!
- *doraemon holds aloft a weird device that looks like something that at once handcuffs you and cuts off your hands. like a tenga egg, but for hands*
- doraemon: this heres the patented anti-leverpullization-ometer. one false move and your line cook days are over
- kronk: uh oh
- noby: *still pinned* just turn and walk away man, hell do it
- doraemon: im a few tacos short of a quesarito box man, ill do it
- noby: you wont like him when hes angry
- doraemon: im a loose canon
- noby: hes the smartest guy in the room (note: the smartest guy in the room is always egon)
- kronk: ok... ok. easy does it
- doraemon: the highway is three miles that way *points* keep walking
- *kronk backs away, does some brief crossfit exercises, then resumes his jog to hog's grounds*
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