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  2. - First line of the game - "So we had this woman who had this strange sexual attraction with birds..."
  3. - She raped the bird and became pregnant.
  4. - Female elves are suddenly in love with the baby of this hellish union - "...fucked every one of them."
  5. - Exposition about male elves running off, unable to handle the competition of Hawkmen, leaving the females behind.
  6. - Straight up says "I will make every woman out there pregnant..."
  7. - "A human village. I should fuck every women here and get them pregnant to start my quest."
  8. - Old woman pimps out her daughter to him for sex because she enjoyed fucking hawkmen when she was young. "My pussy is old and infertile." "She's dreamed about getting penetrated by a hawkman's dick every time I told her my histories." "I'm going to fuck your daughter then." (Not gonna bother asking said daughter at all?)
  9. - Heard you wanted to feel hawkman's dick? Oh god, squishy sound effects. "What a big cock you have!" right there in the middle of the store, really? >.<; "I'll be back to fuck you again and you can live in my castle" So every woman is going to be in his harem? Gods.
  10. - I want to die because women don't want to have sex with me because I'm old.
  11. - "Even though you're tempting I made a promise not to fuck anymore after my husband died." "I don't care about your promises, just open your legs." Straight up rape. In front of her son, even.
  12. - Kid wants to know what was going on. Hawkman tells kid to go have sex with little girl he saw outside.
  13. - Woman is all "Your sex, though unwanted, has made me feel better." I could fucking barf.
  14. - I was going to say that I should be thankful that the kids aren't shown having sex but they are. Cue gif of boy running back and forth 'ramming' little girl. Got this is sickening.
  15. - Kills prostitute clients, they worry about getting paid, he says he'll take them both. "OMG best client ever, you don't have to pay, the pleasure was worth more than any amount of money!!!" Ugh. "I'll be back and fuck you both again." "If every man were like you I'd work for free every day."
  16. - Guy locked his wife in his house and lost the key. You find it and have sex with her while she's asleep. She murmurs that she's having a good dream. And that he should keep it up. >.<; "Didn't know it was so good to have sex with a sleeping person... " WHo knew rape was so 'good'. ugh ughughugh "I should bring the drunk guy home so they think they've had sex with each other." OMG that's horrible!
  17. - Elf orgy. OMG "We had to resort to lesbianism to satisfy our sexual desires. It's been 10 years since we saw a dick." gawd
  18. - Ur so good I wish you'd fuck me every night. "When I am king we can fuck every night."
  19. - New village "I will fuck all the girls here too."
  20. - Little girl finds mum's magic dildo and asks him to lose it.
  21. - SHop woman "Wanna buys something?" "Yes, your time and pussy." "Then jump here!" "I usually fuck all my clients but you're the best!"
  22. - Fat shop keep "I should be selling stuff, not eating it."
  23. "I'm adam. I'm gay!! I can give you a blow job if you want. Tell me, swallow or spit?" "I swallow." "Good!! We can suck each other. Let me see your donger." "I like to swallow other things - souls." Kills guy.
  24. - Innkeeper - "Sorry, all the bitches are busy." pays to get in. Sees old man with prostitute, punches him out the way, "Now that bitch will know what is really good!" fucks her "Liked it bitch?" "Oh, it wasn't the old man?" Basically rapes her. Old man "I was about to cum and you ruined it."
  25. John to prostitute "Lay down I'm gonna fuck you hard" kills guy "Eek there's blood everywhere. You won so you're gonna take me as a prize right?" fucks her "Come back any time I'll drop everything and fuck you"
  26. "Very well, Two bitches in that room." "Stop sucking that moron, my dick is much better" "He paid, not you." kills guy, fucks both women. "Ahh, delicious." "I've been working htis job 10 years and never fucked someone like you!"
  27. - guy on date with girl "Today I will take her virginity" man goes to get alcohol. Girl: Oh I'm a seer and I know a hawkman will take my virginity. "You want to fuck now?" "I've been trying to get her in my bed for 4 year and you ruined it." goes to her house "fuck me already I'm tired of waiting." fucks
  28. - Beats up waiter to get into kitchen. Threatens to kill maid if she doesn't have sex with him. "Take off your clothes, sit on the oven spread your legs" "Whoa you're good! I've never seen a dick so hard like yours."
  29. - Talking to witch "tell me you bitch" "I see you can't resist my beautiful body" "Yes, I got hard just from looking at your tits" "Then fuck me!" more sex at least it's consensual this time "You liked it bitch?" "Been a long time I've had a fuck"
  30. - You're hot and I think a hawkdevilman would be cool... "Don't Dare!" rape "You liked it, you bitch?" "Yeah... I'll never forget this day in all the rest of my eternal life..." "You're a horny devil, I've never fucked someone like you" (How is she horny if he had to rape her? FFS)
  31. - dead guy on mountain "fresh blood is coming from his butt, looks like he was brutally raped." ffs
  32. - ork "I'm going to rape you with my giant barbed cock! I'm going to revive every time and then sodomise your ass"
  33. - Teach me this spell "Only if you fuck me" Sure :teaches spell while they fuck:
  34. - I don't have a name, just call me anything.
  35. - That faggot is dead! (faggot is used a few times in this game, btw)
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