Advertisement
Trizzit

Adventures of the Stupid

Apr 14th, 2013
320
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
  1. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:37:16 ] VICTIM > should i go in an wormhole
  2. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:37:23 ] Tah'ris Khlador > yes
  3. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:37:28 ] VICTIM > with an Stabber Fleet Issue*
  4. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:37:43 ] Tah'ris Khlador > most definitely. Here, fleet me and I'll come with.
  5. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:42:18 ] RANDOM #1 > lol
  6.  
  7. Surprisingly, I get fleeted.
  8.  
  9. [ 2013.04.14 17:38:08 ] VICTIM > i'll split the winnings up
  10. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:38:11 ] VICTIM > if you help me
  11. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:38:18 ] VICTIM > come fast
  12. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:38:58 ] Tah'ris Khlador > omw
  13. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:39:12 ] VICTIM > where are you now?
  14. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:39:18 ] VICTIM > jump throught the second wormhole?
  15. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:40:19 ] VICTIM > well iam new in this exploration stuff...
  16.  
  17. I arrive on WH, it's nearing the end of it's life and almost critical. And active as hell. Proteus, executioner, HIC, absolution, and helios go in and out. I smell a tarp. I look up the guy's KB and history but it looks like he's just a terrible 4 month old newb...
  18.  
  19. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:40:24 ] Tah'ris Khlador > abso yours?
  20. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:40:27 ] Tah'ris Khlador > lol
  21. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:40:46 ] Tah'ris Khlador > hole is close to closing, getting someone inside to find a way out if we get stuck
  22. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:41:06 ] VICTIM > do you got one?
  23. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:41:10 ] VICTIM > i have got noone
  24. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:41:12 ] VICTIM > who could help us
  25. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:41:25 ] Tah'ris Khlador > SCANNER ALT NAME
  26. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:41:28 ] Tah'ris Khlador > fleet her
  27.  
  28. Alt gets fleeted. I jump alt in and the other side is clear. BM exit, and warp to random celestrial, making safe. If hole rolls, I can scan out a new one and since it's my safe I'm hitting him at, I have time to scatter after he dies.
  29.  
  30. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:41:47 ] VICTIM > does anyone off you got fleet buffs?
  31. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:42:26 ] Tah'ris Khlador > if you put me in wing, or squad i can boost
  32. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:42:44 ] VICTIM > i gave you kommander rights
  33. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:42:48 ] VICTIM > manage that
  34. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:42:58 ] VICTIM > iam pretty unexpirienced...
  35. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:43:09 ] VICTIM > but please if you find awesome stuff in there split it up
  36. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:43:24 ] VICTIM > i dont want to get tricked by guys who know what to do ;/
  37. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:43:41 ] Tah'ris Khlador > this is an incredibly active hole lol
  38. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:43:49 ] Tah'ris Khlador > and they're rolling it :P
  39. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:43:57 ] VICTIM > iam in
  40. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:44:01 ] VICTIM > where are you? lol
  41. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:45:08 ] VICTIM > ?
  42. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:45:26 ] VICTIM > ahh
  43.  
  44. I fleet warp us...
  45.  
  46. [ 2013.04.14 17:45:27 ] VICTIM > k
  47. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:45:28 ] VICTIM > ty
  48. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:08 ] VICTIM > GUY FK U
  49. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:09 ] VICTIM > -.-
  50. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:21 ] VICTIM > THATS SO UNFAIR
  51. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:22 ] VICTIM > -.-
  52. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:25 ] VICTIM > STOP THAT
  53. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:34 ] VICTIM > PLEASE
  54. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:46 ] VICTIM > STOP THAT
  55. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:46:50 ] VICTIM > FKING ASSHOLE
  56. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:47:21 ] VICTIM > GO TO HELL FKING BASTARD
  57.  
  58. Popped and podded. Nothing on scan. Apparently not a trap. Let the tears commence...
  59.  
  60. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:47:52 ] Tah'ris Khlador > lol
  61. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:47:58 ] Tah'ris Khlador > should never go into a wh you don't know
  62. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:02 ] Tah'ris Khlador > or with people you don't know
  63. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:05 ] VICTIM > GUY
  64. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:08 ] VICTIM > YOU ARE DISHONEST
  65. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:16 ] VICTIM > JUST PUSHING YOUR KILLBOARD
  66. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:21 ] VICTIM > WITH NEWBIE PLAYERS
  67. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:29 ] VICTIM > THATS SO FKING UNFAIR
  68. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:37 ] Tah'ris Khlador > lol welcome to eve?
  69. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:40 ] VICTIM > AND NOW YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME A GOOD REASON
  70. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:51 ] VICTIM > YOU ARENT EVEN FIGHTING HONEST
  71. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:48:56 ] VICTIM > t3 AGAINST CRUISER
  72. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:32 ] VICTIM > WHY???
  73. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:33 ] VICTIM > WHY????
  74. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:37 ] Tah'ris Khlador > because I could?
  75. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:38 ] VICTIM > YOU CAN TELL ME THAT ITS DANGEROUS
  76. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:47 ] VICTIM > DO YOU THINK I LEARN IT BETTER IF YOU KILL ME?
  77. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:49 ] VICTIM > NOW IAM BROKE
  78. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:49 ] Tah'ris Khlador > also, you should avoid whs
  79. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:49:53 ] VICTIM > FKING BASTARD
  80. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:50:03 ] Tah'ris Khlador > shouldn't fly what you can't afford to lose
  81. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:50:16 ] VICTIM > GO FUCK YOURSELF
  82. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:50:29 ] VICTIM > JUST WAIT A FEW MONTHS AND I#LL GANK YOU
  83. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:50:35 ] VICTIM > DISHONEST BASTARD
  84. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:50:58 ] Tah'ris Khlador > lol
  85. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:51:16 ] VICTIM > Tah'ris Khlador you can teach my in ways like this
  86. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:51:17 ] VICTIM > FINE
  87. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:51:20 ] VICTIM > BUT YOU LIED
  88. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:51:21 ] VICTIM > BEFORE
  89. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:51:42 ] Tah'ris Khlador > I lie a lot.
  90. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:52:39 ] VICTIM > i should have read your bio before
  91. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:52:40 ] VICTIM > asshole
  92. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:52:52 ] Tah'ris Khlador > lol
  93. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:04 ] VICTIM > i think you will not pay me anything back
  94. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:13 ] VICTIM > so i'll leave you now
  95. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:14 ] Tah'ris Khlador > http://i.imgur.com/oU3Pw.gif
  96. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:19 ] VICTIM > but i will remember your name
  97. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:37 ] VICTIM > in real life you are for sure nothing
  98. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:38 ] VICTIM > loser
  99. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:44 ] Tah'ris Khlador > ? have fun
  100. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:56 ] VICTIM > go fuck yourself
  101. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:53:57 ] Tah'ris Khlador > It's true. I am no life, except to live on the tears of the unfortunate.
  102. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:54:45 ] Tah'ris Khlador > also, that was a terrible WH to go into even if I wasn't planning on killing you.
  103. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:54:54 ] VICTIM > how can you attack me if we are in fleet?
  104. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:54:59 ] VICTIM > well iam asking
  105. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:04 ] VICTIM > to learn stuff here
  106. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:07 ] VICTIM > how to do
  107. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:09 ] VICTIM > but this way
  108. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:13 ] VICTIM > is not the way i want to learn this shit
  109. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:16 ] Tah'ris Khlador > We were in a WH, it's 0.0 security space
  110. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:17 ] VICTIM > so please shut up
  111. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:55:35 ] Tah'ris Khlador > I recommend reading up on how WHs work then instead of just blindly jumping.
  112. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:08 ] VICTIM > IAM PRACTICALY LEARNING IT
  113. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:11 ] VICTIM > BETTER THAN TO READ
  114. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:14 ] VICTIM > no risk no fun
  115. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:20 ] VICTIM > but this makes no fun
  116. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:21 ] Tah'ris Khlador > lol, well you met risk today
  117. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:25 ] Tah'ris Khlador > how does that feel?
  118. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:56:29 ] VICTIM > i better search for honest fleetmember
  119. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:00 ] VICTIM > guy if you would know how hard i would punch you in your face....
  120. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:11 ] Tah'ris Khlador > I imagine it might tickle.
  121. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:14 ] VICTIM > allways this "cyberbullies" who are losers in real life
  122. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:22 ] VICTIM > they are just angry
  123. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:26 ] VICTIM > about themselves
  124. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:30 ] VICTIM > cause their life is bad
  125. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:36 ] Tah'ris Khlador > You really don't know the premise of EVE. Also, I'm not the one who had caps lock on cruise control.
  126. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:40 ] VICTIM > tricking other peoples in computer games
  127. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:52 ] VICTIM > lol why should you have capslock on
  128. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:56 ] VICTIM > you arent the tricked
  129. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:57:58 ] Tah'ris Khlador > You don't know the half of it.
  130. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:00 ] VICTIM > you are the one whos playing tricks
  131. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:03 ] VICTIM > you have fun
  132. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:04 ] VICTIM > while doing it
  133. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:07 ] VICTIM > so why should you rage?
  134. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:09 ] Tah'ris Khlador > Yes, I do.
  135. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:16 ] VICTIM > you are talking bullshit
  136. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:36 ] Tah'ris Khlador > It's true, I talk so much bullshit that it becomes truth.
  137. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:45 ] Tah'ris Khlador > The circle of shitspeak.
  138. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:58:58 ] VICTIM > give me 100m and i'll leave you alone
  139. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:59:05 ] Tah'ris Khlador > NO U.
  140. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:59:52 ] VICTIM > one day in the future
  141. ?[ 2013.04.14 17:59:56 ] VICTIM > i'll pay you all back
  142. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:00:00 ] VICTIM > i'll find you
  143. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:00:12 ] Tah'ris Khlador > Excellent. I'll be waiting.
  144. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:00:24 ] VICTIM > iam not unforgiving
  145. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:00:32 ] VICTIM > i just want justice
  146. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:00:53 ] Tah'ris Khlador > Okay Batman.
  147. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:08 ] VICTIM > Tah'ris Khlador just fuck you
  148. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:12 ] VICTIM > you think its funny?
  149. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:17 ] VICTIM > do you got treated like this?
  150. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:21 ] VICTIM > when you where new here?
  151. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:23 ] VICTIM > NO!
  152. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:25 ] VICTIM > YOU WERENT
  153. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:30 ] Tah'ris Khlador > Yes, I was actually.
  154. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:01:35 ] VICTIM > satanic bastard
  155. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:02:01 ] VICTIM > so why are you doing the same?
  156. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:02:05 ] Tah'ris Khlador > Satanic? I don't worship the king of hell.
  157. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:02:52 ] VICTIM > you are behaving like one
  158. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:02:55 ] Tah'ris Khlador > Because I found that being a bastard in EVE was more fun than grinding all day.
  159. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:03:20 ] VICTIM > fine
  160. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:03:28 ] VICTIM > you will not pay me back my stuff
  161. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:03:32 ] VICTIM > so i will leave
  162. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:03:36 ] VICTIM > see you later asshole
  163. ?[ 2013.04.14 18:03:42 ] Tah'ris Khlador > o/ ?
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement