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- >Be pinkie pie at work.
- >A group of pegasus colts fly out of the corner store across the street from Sugarcube corner.
- >"Buck you Mr. Anon!"
- >"You goddamn pegasi! Arways frappin' arounf mah store, knockin tings over! Not buy nothin! Stay the hair away from mah store!"
- >"Hey Mr. Anon, what letter comes after 'K'?"
- >"'R', you goddamn featherbrains! Now get going before I car upon mah ancestors spirits to haunt you ritter twerps."
- >He takes another swing at them with his broom and once they fly off for good, he proceeds to start sweeping the sidewalk in front of his store.
- >You tell the cakes you'll be taking a break and head over to go see your special human friend.
- "Heya Mr. Anon!"
- >"Oh! Herro Pinkie Pie, what brings you to my store?"
- "Well I saw what happened with those colts, and I've noticed you seem to be mean to a lot of pegasi, if not ALL of them."
- >"No, no no. I was just chasing those damn rookie-roos out my store. They in there TWO hours reading magazines, no buy nothing. They want ribrary? Then they can go see Twiright at her prace."
- "But what about when Fluttershy does her shopping, and you always close the store?"
- >"Don't get me started on Fruttershy, I ter her everytime, 'No pets arrowed', but she come in with that damn rabbit rike she own the prace. If I ever get my hands on that bunny, I turn him into a #26 on a bed of rice."
- "But your store is the only one that sells birdseed! Could you please cut her a break? For meeee~?"
- >You give the saddest, wet eyes and lip quiver you can and while it's kinda hard to tell, his eyes soften before he sighs in defeat.
- >"Okay, but she gotta tie up that bunny in front, I don't want him trying to read mah prayboys again."
- "Deal!" You stick your hoof out and he shakes it with his hand.
- "Well, I'll go tell her the good news, you're a good friend Mr. Anon."
- >Once Pinkie Pie rounds the corner, you bring your hands together flat and rub them against each other.
- "That's right ritter pony, go ahead and come to my store. When you're browsing my fine serection of goods, I'm gonna take care of a rabbit probrem."
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