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HOW TO FUCKING VITA PIRACY

1) BUY A VITA THAT IS ON 3.60 OR BELOW FIRMWARE
1A) UPDATE TO 3.60 IF NECESSARY, FOLLOW THIS SHIT
http://wololo.net/2016/08/09/manually-update-ps-vita-firmware-3-60/

2) GO TO https://henkaku.xyz/ ON YOUR VITA AND CLICK INSTALL
2A) IF IT GIVES YOU AN ERROR, RESTART AND TRY IT AGAIN

3) YOU'LL GET SOME SHIT NAMED MOLECULARSHELL OR VITASHELL, IT'S A BUBBLE.
THIS IS HOW YOU HOMEBREW THINGS, IT'S A FILE EXPLORER WITH FTP SHIT IN IT.
PRESS SELECT TO ACCESS THE FTP SHIT.

HOW TO PIRACY
STEP 1 -- THE PIRACY

1) DOWNLOAD THE FILES YOU WANT TO PIRATE
https://www.reddit.com/r/VitaPiracy/comments/508e9e/megathread_all_vita_dumps/
here's a good place to start
I don't wanna hear any anti-reddit elitism no one gives a shit homo

2) put them on your fucking vita with FTP (I use FileZilla, google how to push files with FTP you fucking homo) by pressing Select inside the molecularshell thing.

3) MAKE SURE THE .VPK FILES YOU DOWNLOAD GO IN UX0:
ANYTHING WORKS. UX0:/VPK, UX0:/IMGAY, OR JUST UXO: SO LONG AS IT'S UX0

4) INSTALL THE VPK (THIS CAN TAKE A WHILE IF IT'S BIG SO SIT TIGHT FAGNUTS)

5) CONGRATS THAT'S LITERALLY IT
YOU JUST PIRATED A VITA GAME

PIRACY 2: I'M TOO STUPID TO USE FTP EDITION
DOWNLOAD QCMA
RENAME YOUR .VPK FILES TO .MP4
TRANSFER THEM AS VIDEOS TO YOUR VITA
RENAME THEM TO .VPK FILES IN MOLECULARSHELL
INSTALL

IT'S NOT HARD

IT'S SO EASY YOUR MOM COULD DO IT

HOW TO DUMP

1) BUY VITA GAME

2) PUT VITA GAME IN CARTRIDGE SLOT

3) DOWNLOAD VITAMIN.VPK AND INSTALL IT TO YOUR VITA WITH MOLECULARSHELL
https://bitbucket.org/TheOfficialFloW/vitamin/downloads

4) RUN IT

5) DUMP THE GAME

6) TRANSFER THE GAME TO YOUR PC SOMEHOW WITH ONE OF THE METHODS ABOVE
OR SOME OTHER METHOD IF YOU'RE CRAZY

7) UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET AND SHARE IT

CONGRATS
YOU'RE A VITA HACKER

PS
SILICA DINDU NUFFIN