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- >Day funshot in Equestria
- >You wake up to the sound of a cannon firing
- >Seconds later you are hit with a pink pony and go flying off the bed like a clown in a circus act
- >She sits on your chest as you groan in pain
- >"Hiya Nonno!"
- >This is Pinkie Pie
- >She's been doing this since you got this house
- >You decided to stop repairing the window after the first week
- Hey...get off.
- >She steps off you
- >You sit up and stretch
- >Good, nothing broken
- What do you want Pinkie?
- >You stand
- >"To have FUN!"
- >At the word fun you see an explosion of confetti behind her
- >How does she do that?
- >Rule one: Do not question the Pinkie Pie.
- What did you have in mind?
- >"A PARTY!"
- >She zooms out the window like a bird on massive amounts of radioactive cocaine
- What the fuck?
- >Remember rule one
- >Oh right
- >You shrug and head to the bathroom for your daily routine
- >The sink is fucked. Shit's broken, the water doesn't come out of it anymore
- >So you skip shaving
- >You go downstairs and see a tray of cupcakes with a note
- >It reads: "Hiya Nonno! I baked these for you last night! Enjoy!"
- >You smile and grab one
- >You eat it as you head out to find her
- >She always gets in trouble and you'd hate to lose a good friend
- >You see her talking to Derpy who is sitting on a cloud
- Hey Pinkie!
- >Suddenly pink pone pokes your side
- >You look down to her
- >Then back to Derpy who is looking around confused as a jackrabbit in a tootoo at a strip club
- >Rule one
- I'm gonna come with you to make sure you stay out of trouble.
- >She smiles brighter than the sun on steriods
- >"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
- >You walk with the bouncing pony to Twilight's tree
- >You don't give a shit if it's a house or a library, you see a tree
- >She knocks
- >Twilight opens the door
- >"Hiya Twi!"
- >"Oh. Hey Pinkie. And Anon?"
- Just tagging along.
- >"Okay. What's up Pinkie?"
- >She pulls out an invitation from her poofy mane and gives it to her
- >Twilight reads it aloud
- >"You're invited to Pinkie's super mega awesome blasta pasta party."
- >She sighs
- >"When is it?"
- >"This afternoon!"
- >Twilight looks at Pinkie with a sad look on her face
- >"This afternoon? As in this afternoon this afternoon?"
- >"Yeah silly!"
- >"I don't know Pinkie...I have stuff to do."
- >She apologizes and leaves
- >You leave for the farm
- >Pinkie rubs next to you on the way there
- >"Nonny~"
- What?
- >"Can you do something for me?"
- It depends.
- >"I just want you to pet me..."
- >She looks up at you with her cute face that could bring out a smile from the depths of Satan's asshole
- Oh fine.
- >She squees and drags you to a hill
- >She sits down in the grass and so do you
- >She scoots up close to you and lays down, resting her head in your lap
- >You run your fingers through her poofy mess of a mane
- >Surprisingly enough, no tangles
- >She smiles as you scratch into her flanks when you reach them with a stroke
- >You run your hand back up her and she shivers
- >You continue this with that hand and with your other you scratch behind her ear
- >It flaps every once in a while and you find it adorable
- >She giggles slightly when you reach her midsection
- >Is she...ticklish?
- >You stop at her middle and dig your fingers in a little
- >She laughs and squirms her body like an eel suffering from withdrawal of methamphetamine
- You're ticklish!
- >You roll her over and tickle her into submission
- >Literal submission, she pisses herself
- >You dodge the stream smooth as a baby sliding across the hospital floor with a tidal wave of placenta fluid
- >You stop and she is blushing madly
- >"I didn't mean to...did I get any on you?"
- >You shake your head
- C'mon lets keep going.
- >She gets up and you get to the farm
- >AJ walks over to you
- >"How may Ah help ya Anon n Pinkie?"
- >Pinkie pulls another invitation from her mane and hands it to her
- >How the fuck...you just had your fingers in her mane and you didn't feel a thing!
- >Wait wait. Rule one
- >She reads it and looks back up with the expression of a dying baby giraffe's mother
- >"Ah dunno...when is it?"
- >"This afternoon!"
- >Again the same response
- >"This afternoon this afternoon? Ah can't Pinkie...Ah got a bunch of apples to pick."
- >Pinkie sighs and hangs her head
- >You and her walk away
- >"Anonymous..."
- >Oh shit on a dicksickle
- >Rule two: When Pinkie calls you by your full name, something is wrong.
- What's wrong?
- >She looks up at you with tears in her eyes
- >"This happened before...nopony wanted to come to my party..."
- You don't know if Rainbow, Rarity, or...Fluttershy won't come right?
- >She sighs
- >"I hope they can..."
- >You go to Carousel Boutique
- >Same damn conversation
- >Pinkie slumps lower as you walk to Fluttershy's cottage
- >You knock and Fluttershy opens her door
- >You smell something awful and look past her
- >Discord is ramming Rainbow on the couch
- >Fuck...you wish you could unsee that
- >Fluttershy steps out and closes the door faster than the flash can cum
- >"OH ANON! I KNEW YOU'D LOVE ME SOMEDAY!"
- >She wraps around your waist kissing where your jimmyjohn is
- Woah woah woah. Not why I'm here.
- >She lets go
- >"O-oh..."
- >She notices Pinkie
- >"S-so...are threesomes your f-fetish?"
- Hey Fluttershy.
- >"Y-yes?"
- Shut up.
- >You step aside and let Pinkie come up to her
- >She pulls out another invitation and gives it to Flutters
- >"Oh g-goodness...I'm not f-feeling so w-well..."
- >She fakes a cough
- >"I w-wouldn't want to get you s-sick Pinkie..."
- >Pinkie sighs
- >"Oh alright. Do you know where Rainbow Dash is?"
- >She coughs again
- >"She's inside w-with the same sickness as m-me."
- >"Oh..."
- >Fluttershy sighs in relief when Pinkie turns around
- >"Well come on Anon. Let's go to my place."
- >You glare at Fluttershy and mouth 'I will end you'
- >She mouths back 'Brool story co'
- >Wait what?
- >She closes her door and you catch up with the basically dragging against the ground Pinkie
- Are you okay?
- >"Can I ask you something?"
- Shoot.
- >"Why don't my friends like me?"
- >Huhwhat?
- What do you mean? Of course they like you!"
- >"They won't even come to my party..."
- >You put a reassuring hand on her
- They like you Pinkie. No in fact they love you! I love you!
- >She giggles for a second and then gets a really bright smile
- >Suddenly she tackles you
- >"OhmygoshIknewyoudidohIwaitedforthisdaysinceyoucamehereIloveyousomuchAnon!"
- >Hory sheet what have you done
- >Then you realize what you said
- >You push her off you and stand up
- Now hold on a minute. I meant as a friend Pinkie.
- >She blushes so hard she starts to look orange
- >"Oh...well I guess you know now..."
- >She kicks at the ground saddened by the news
- But that's no reason to be sad! We still have a party to do!
- >She smiles again
- >"Let's go!"
- >In a flash of colors you are at her house
- >There is a cake and much other party stuff
- >You spend up until night time playing games and dancing with gummy and Pinkster
- >All in all a good party
- >You walk to the stairs to leave when Pinkie calls out
- >"You know you can stay...if you want..."
- >You turn around and see her laying down on her bed presenting herself to you
- >Rule one...
- >You jump in bed and have sweet consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
- >You lay in bed next to her and she snuggles your side
- >Today was an okay day.
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