Wicked Incest

"Wicked Incest"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4E7pyZAmmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kku-8_6_4 (Witchcraft)

Attractive, quick and strong
Your traits expand my dong
It's perfect, but it's wrong,
It's incest

But I've gotta get crusadin'
My virility is fading
You're by far the best maiden to choose

Cause it's incest, wicked incest
Though the Pope may mope 'bout breaking taboos

My sons have triple chins
Most were killed by Muslims
[alt: Most killed by Bedouins]
Some by me for beginn-ing a coup ("Coo")

You have the breeding specs
To win my fief's respects
[alt: To impress my subjects]
Just wait 'till I annex
you too

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It's incest, that crazy incest
And though Rome may moan 'bout breaking taboos

My dynasty's falling
My prospects appalling
If I ignore this calling, I lose

I need a healthy heir
We'll bow and say a prayer
Thanking Zoroaster (Zor-o-ast-air)
then screw