Comfy Mage - Dark Souls All Bosses

This is an extremely comfy (easy, low chance of death/resets etc.) All Bosses route for Dark Souls. It's mainly a Sorcery route, with a bit of melee at the start. It does use some RTSR for bosses, as well as Sen's Gate Skip, Duke Skip, Firesage Elevator Clip, Royal Wood Skip, as well as some smaller miscellaneous skips. It also uses Quantity Storage in a few places as well as some of the normal glitches such as duping of boss souls/Homeward Bones. Soul Spear, Crystal Soul Spear and Dark Bead (for the late game) are the main spells used to defeat bosses. The Tin Crystal Catalyst is used for every boss after Seath. The main advantage of this route is that it's very forgiving in most places, while still being somewhat fast. It is thus suitable for beginners as well as races or other settings where having lots of deaths is undesirable. As of 3/21/2018 my sum of best is around 1 hour and 31 minutes, so it's not going to compete for high leaderboard/world record, but it's still relatively quick.

Start Sorcerer - Master Key
- Pick up Cell Key, Shield, Dagger and Catalyst
*** Asylum Demon with Dagger plunge and 7 Soul Arrows ***

- Get Homeward Bones and Lloyd's Talismans from Firelink, use a bone after getting Lloyd's
- New Londo Ruins via elevator, drop the dagger, send elevator back up
- Valley of Drakes, pick up 2k Soul at Undead Dragon, pop it on elevator up to Darkroot
- Rest at bonfire level Str to 10, get RTSR and bone back
- Get Grass Crest Shield, equip it on the way up to Darkroot when safe from the Black Knight
- Buy 999 Wooden Arrows from Andre and rest at the Parish Bonfire

*** Sen's Gate Skip #1 ***
- Rescue Logan using the snake to break the wall
- Get the Lightning Spear using the Lloyd's Talisman and equip it over the Catalyst, use 1 Estus, then take the elevator up
- RTSR setup with the crossbowman before Iron Golem boss room, 1 running hit, 1 normal hit

*** Iron Golem with Lightning Spear, 3 stabs to stagger, 2 stabs to make him fall ***
- Homeward Bone and run to Firelink Shrine using the elevator
- QS and buy 999 Soul Spears from Logan, Homeward Bone

*** Sen's Gate Skip #2 ***
- Run through Sen's Fortress, the boulders won't be in your way
- Take Ring of Light to Anor Londo and head to the first bonfire

*** Dupe Core of an Iron Golem 16 Times ***
- Level Vit to 12, Att to 16, Int to 50
- Attune Soul Spear x 4
- Run to Darkmoon Tomb bonfire and rest at it
- Run to O&S bonfire and rest at it
- Setup RTSR using Silver Knight and fall damage if necessary

*** O&S with Soul Spear, x2 for Ornstein, x5 for Super Smough ***
- Equip Soul of Smough instead of Core of an Iron Golem on the elevator up to Gywnevere
- Shoot Gwynevere with a Soul Spear, get the Lordvessel and bone back
- Warp to Firelink Shrine
- Run to Undead Burg and buy 2 Firebombs, Residence Key and Short Bow from the Undead Merchant
- Kill the 4 Hollows with Soul Spears and Lower Undead Burg skip (ladder and balcony version!), plunge and roll to avoid fall damage
- Kill the first dog with Soul Spear, quitout near where Griggs is trapped
- Kill the dog with Soul Spear and rescue Griggs (dialogue skip if you can)
- Run up to the shortcut door, open it, quitout
- Run through the building past the chest with the resin and do the jump thing, also barrel jump

*** Taurus Demon with Soul Spear x 2 ***
- Homeward Bone
- Buy Fall Control, Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring from Griggs
- Take Elevator to Parish, dupe Soul of Smough on the elevator, equip Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring on Fog gate

*** Gargoyles with Soul Spear - x2 for the first Gargoyle, x1 for the second ***
- Ring the Bell and Homeward Bone
- Talk to Logan, choose Leave and finish his dialogue
- Rest at bonfire, level Att to 19 and attune Fall Control
- Kick Lautrec off the ledge, take elevator to New Londo Ruins, send elevator back up
- Head to Blighttown, Fall Control skip to bottom (Plunge Control or Quitout skip) or do the old faithful drop method

*** Quelaag with Soul Spears - x4 if doing Stunlock method, more if not ***
- Cast Fall Control and ring the bell
- Drop down and rest at the Daughter of Chaos Bonfire
- Warp to Firelink Shrine
- Place the Lordvessel by talking to Frampt
- Talk to Frampt again after placing it to warp back up to Firelink
- QS and Feed Frampt 999 Core of an Iron Golem and 999 Soul of Quelaag
- Warp to Undead Parish
- Buy Crest of Artorias
- Run to Crest Door, open it and quitout
- Rest at Forest Bonfire and Level: Att to 50, Dex to 45, Int to 99, End to 14 or 15, rest in Vit to get 40something
- Attune: Soul Spear x9, Fall Control
- Setup RTSR and go down to Hydra

*** Hydra with Soul Spear x3 ***
- Run back into corner area and quitout
- Kill Golden Golem with Soul Spear x2 and spam through Dusk's dialogue
- Run back and kill the 2 Crystal Golems near the water
- Summon Dusk, buy Hidden Body, homeward bone
- Attune Hidden Body over 1 Soul Spear
- Warp to Anor Londo
- Run to Duke's Archives
- Cast Hidden Body or roll through the first boar
- Cast Hidden Body at the top of the first Elevator
- Use Soul Spear to get the Broken Pendant
- Cast Fall Control at the top of the second elevator
- Duke Skip and rest at the Duke's Archives (balcony) bonfire
- Setup RTSR with Fall Damage on the way down to Seath
- Use Hidden Body for no Clams in the Seath Fight

*** Seath with Soul Spear x5 to the belly after using 1 Soul Spear to break the crystal ***
- Homeward Bone
- QS and buy 999 Crystal Soul Spear from Logan, cancel the Homeward Bone
- Kill Logan and pick up his drops, homeward bone
- Warp to Undead Parish
- Run to Forest Bonfire, rest at it, attune Crystal Soul Spear in place of all Soul Spears x 8
- Run to Butterfly, Equip Tin Crystalization Catalyst on a Fog Gate, use TCC for all boss fights for the rest of the game

*** Butterfly with Crystal Soul Spear x2 after duping Soul of Smough twice for timing purposes ***
- Homeward bone and run to Sif's door
- Equip Darksign over Homeward Bone as the door opens

*** Sif with Crystal Soul Spear ***
- Darksign
- Run to DLC portal
- Pick up Dusk's set
- Enter DLC portal
- Rest at the bonfire
- Equip Crown of Dusk on the Fog Gate before Guardian

*** Guardian with Crystal Soul Spear x2 or 3 ***
- Rest at the bonfire after Guardian
- Cast Hidden Body on the bridge over to Royal Wood
- Unequip Sorcerer's Catalyst to have an open hand for RWS
- Royal Wood Skip using the Fall Control plunge method
- Send the elevator back up

*** Artorias with Crystal Soul Spear ***
- Cast Fall Control before resting at the bonfire after Artorias
- Fall Control Quitout to the bottom of the elevator shaft
- Equip Sorcerer's Catalyst and use it to cast Hidden Body
- Kill Bloathead on the narrow walkway and in the room with the Mimic (Crest Key) using CSS and normal Catalyst
- Switch to TCC and kill Mimic with CSSx1
- Pick up Crest Key and cast Hidden Body
- Run to Oolacile Township Dungeon elevator and trigger it
- Quitout and take the elevator down
- Rest at the bonfire
- Get Dark Bead using Hidden Body, Sorcerer's Catalyst

*** Manus with Crystal Soul Spear x7 or 8 ***
- Darksign
- Warp to Oolacile Township and rest at the bonfire
- Trigger Kalameet Fight - Hidden Body and CSS to kill all 3 dogs
- Darksign at the appropriate time
- Talk to Hawkeye Gough and get him to shoot Kalameet
- Darksign

*** Kalameet with Crystal Soul Spear ***
- Darksign
- Rest at the bonfire and attune Dark Bead over 1 Crystal Soul Spear
- Warp to Firelink Shrine and rest at the bonfire
- Take elevator down to New Londo Ruins
- Setup RTSR using whatever method works (Ringswap with Dusk Crown Ring and have a Hollow hit you, fall on the elevator, etc.)
- Cast Fall Control and Seal Skip

*** 1 King with TCC and Dark Bead x3 on the first King - x1 on him while alive, x2 on the dying hitbox CSS backup if you miss! ***
- Darksign
- Head to Stray Demon, ringswap with Dusk Crown Ring
- Cast Hidden Body after arriving in Asylum to run past the torch hollows

*** Stray Demon with Dark Bead x2 ***
- Kill Black Knight with Crystal Soul Spear and pick up the Peculiar Doll
- Darksign
- Head for Undead Burg, kill the 3 or 4 hollows near where the first fog gate was, cast Hidden Body and LUB skip

*** Capra with Dark Bead x1 ***
- Quitout
- Run to the Depths and take the short way down to the bottom through the hole by the Butcher

*** Gaping Dragon with Dark Bead x2 ***
- Darksign
- Head for the Catacombs
- Quitout on the lever animation
- Cast Fall Control in the open and Fall Control quitout to the valley floor

*** Pinwheel with Dark Bead x1 ***
- Go to Tomb of Giants
- Cast Hidden Body after entering the Nito Fog Gate

*** Nito with Crystal Soul Spear x3 ***
- Darksign
- Warp to Daughter of Chaos bonfire

*** Ceaseless with Dark Bead x2 ***
- Darksign
- Equip Lightning Spear over Sorcerer's Catalyst
- Firesage Elevator Clip and plunge attack using Lighting Spear

*** Demon Firesage with Dark Bead x2 after the plunge ***
- Cast Fall Control before resting at the bonfire
- Take right-hand side of ledge and jump down

*** Centipede Demon with Dark Bead x2 ***
- Equip Orange Charred Ring over Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring
- Rest at the hidden bonfire in Lost Izalith
- Use Dark Bead to kill the Daughter of Chaos
- Heal after the Bed of Chaos Fog Gate before the slide
- Equip the Longbow and Firebombs on the slide

*** Bed of Chaos with Tokhi Bombs and Dark Bead x1 on the bug ***
- Darksign
- Warp to Anor Londo
- Cast Fall Control and take the elevator partway down, Fall Control Quitout off to the bottom
- Head up towards the rafters, cast Fall Control before entering the building
- Fall Control quitout down to the painting and enter Painted World
- Cast Hidden Body if you want an easier time getting past the hollows
- Undead Dragon skip with the invisible platform drop
- Cast Hidden Body, kill both archer hollows with Crystal Soul Spears
- Equip Longbow

*** Priscilla with Shortbow shot then Dark Bead to avoid Moan Glitch ***
- Exit Painted World and Darksign
- Warp to Darkmoon Tomb

*** Gwyndolin with Dark Bead x1 ***
- Darksign
- Warp to Firelink Shrine and jump down the hole to Firelink Altar
- Offer Souls to the Lordvessel and enter the Kiln of the First Flame
- Run to Gwyn, no RTSR setup

*** Gwyn with Parry and Dark Bead x2 ***

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