threewayrp extravaganza

@PuzzlingHistorian
hey stammers
SS
HOLY FUCK
@PuzzlingHistorian
(we can start the rp now I guess)
SS
YOU CAN DO THIS
THREEWAY?
oh
fuck not like that
....
@PuzzlingHistorian
u wish ;)
ES
what are you babbling about
SS
;)
is this not amazing
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
anyway
you two discussed your near death expos
ES
PH didn't really tell hers
SS
oh
she got attacked by cows
cows that were high on weed
@PuzzlingHistorian
I got attacked by bandits you fucker
SS
:L
bandits that were high on weed
ES
you just said someone was attacked by bandits
didn't understand it was you :P
@PuzzlingHistorian
yah
came coming after my camp
SS
# you guys both almost died
i got attacked by an instrument
who told me i was shit
I'm over it
@PuzzlingHistorian
aw
your not shit
SS
i know im badass and a hit with the ladies
AM I RIGHT
....
@PuzzlingHistorian
just a bit obnoxious...
ES
*tumbleweeds*
SS
heh you guys are alright
:L
"forget about it"
mafia style fool :L
anyway
@PuzzlingHistorian
aren't you two partners?
SS
serioso time
ES
luckily no
SS
what as in...
partners for the game?
yea
thats it i think
...
anyway
@PuzzlingHistorian
just wondering
who are your guys's partners
SS
Crazy dragon bitch and zion
you?
ES
actually
according to your crazy circle
you're not my partner
just saying :P
SS
what?
oh yea
im crazy dragon bitch
and who else?
OH
gg
thats it
fuck im too good at this leader shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w
motivational music right here
ES
anyway
my parters are SD and LC
SS
Sd - short for scary dragon bitch
ES
or split dragonborn
SS
either way
crazy bitch
on that note
Ph we found out shes scitzo
ES
that's not the kind of thing you just tell people!
and we didn't find out
she told me
SS
well
Sorry for ruining your romance
:L
besides i trust Ph
ES
..........
SS
shes not that much of a bitch once you get to know her :D
ES
she said some messed up stuff to me
just saying
SS
Who has sd?
....
did i say something?
ES
(no I think ph is PuzzlingHistorian is just afk, and I wanna give her a chance to talk)
@PuzzlingHistorian
(I'm back)
(but yes I was AFK sry)
sry
AFK
checking something really quick
cause
SS
# PH is a noob discuss?
@PuzzlingHistorian
I'm a bit worried that bandits might come back
so ED is scitzophranic
ES
*SD
yeah
@PuzzlingHistorian
my bad
SD
SS
*Scary dragon bitch
ES
Stammers can't keep his mouth shut
@PuzzlingHistorian
SDB
SS
sorry
its a hobbit
@PuzzlingHistorian
what
SS
OOOOOOOOO
@PuzzlingHistorian
your mouth lives in a houl
SS
habbit / hobbit
@PuzzlingHistorian
*hole
SS
get it/
@PuzzlingHistorian
and goes questing for magic rings
SS
WELL PLAYED FINE SIR
@PuzzlingHistorian
or some shit
SS
so yea
@PuzzlingHistorian
anyway
SS
shes a tad crazy
# be weary
@PuzzlingHistorian
that makes me a bit uncomfortable
SS
she has 3 personalities aparently
however i believe Zion knows more than me on this topic
@PuzzlingHistorian
how many have we collectively met
SS
# ZION IS LIKE AWSOME NEGOTIATOR
@PuzzlingHistorian
I've only talked to her once
ES
I wouldn't worry, she's exactly opposite of you on the wheel of shittyness
SS
:O
that hurt
like deep
@PuzzlingHistorian
wait
SS
:(
@PuzzlingHistorian
me or ss
ES
you
SS
oh
wait what
ES
SS is pairing up with her
@PuzzlingHistorian
fair enough
SS
oh yea
my shittyness wheel
its so shit and awsome
@PuzzlingHistorian
from what I've seen
SD is also kind of a bitch
but I haven't seen much
SS
why what'd she do?
@PuzzlingHistorian
and that could be the scitzo talking
SS
did she mug you
you seem like you've been muged
you live in egypt or some shit
pretty likely place for a mugging
@PuzzlingHistorian
http://pastebin.com/Mc2rf5bL
SS
im betting a tenner you've been mugged
@PuzzlingHistorian
thats the only convo I've had with her
also
SS
you have been mugged?
@PuzzlingHistorian
I actually instigated the bandit fight
SS
i knew it
WHAAAAAAa?
@PuzzlingHistorian
yah
they were robbing my camp
ES
so you took care of them
SS
so you did get mugged
ES
take no shit
SS
man you owe me a tenner
@PuzzlingHistorian
and I jumped out with this fucking whip
SS
both ya owe me a tenner
@PuzzlingHistorian
and promptly got my ass kicked
SS
how you gonna pay me
ES
whoa
SS
check ?
paypal?
credit card details?
ES
ignore this fool
are you ok now?
SS
in my part time i'm a nigerian prince btw
so like
i need that dosh
to run ma kingdom
this is our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k
ES
I'm sorry
he's very mentally ill
SS
So so very ill
just like my sick rhymes
the sickest some say
so sick they need to be put down
...
oh god
i killed you all with my sick beats
ES
still alive
(also, take it easy. ph doesn't check the IRC every five seconds like we do
SS
(yea, stammers will spam chat regardless tho :L)
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SS
(rip)
→ PH has joined
PH
I'm back
sry
my uncle's/grandpa's laptop is on the fucking fritz
ES
I'd imagine so
PH
disadvantages to living in a fucking desert
ES
btw are you ok now?
being attacked by bandits and all
PH
yah
SS
no shes dead
died of my sick beats
PH
I told them a clever lie
SS
the lie was that their beats were sicker than mine
PH
except
ES
:O
SS
- they are not
ES
what did you say?
PH
their probs gonna come back with the intent of kicking my ass again
I'm hella nevous :p
ES
what did you tell them?
PH
lied about some egyptian code
that was the key to a big treasure
so they left
SS
the code said their rhymes were sicker than mine
- they are not
PH
do you wanna rap off?
SS
bring it
PH
hold on
need a good beat
SS
ES
DROP A PHAT BEAT GRILL
ES
the shit I put up with
PH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXkhfJDDxj8
you first
ES
badum dum tsssss
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
badadadadadadada
PH
or me
SS
go ahead
you need the head start
PH
lazy mofo to fraid to bring fight
cant hope to match up to my might
cant hope to fight me you worthless bitch
so make like monty python and burn like a witch
(I tried :p)
SS
Lemme taste this beat for a minute
whilst i savour your immenent defeat
Dam herre we go
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and
 masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretc
h posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed b
y a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making
gr8 b8 m8.
ES
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
PH
0.0
SS
Stammers out
PH
k let me bring it back for a moment
ES
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
SS
*drops mic
PH
better call in a doctor cause these beats are sick
can't hope to contain the sick fires burning the wick
you gonna get served, so call me the waiter
and I'll serve you up on a fine plater
cause...
ES
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
PH
waiter and plater totally rhyme
SS
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and
 masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretc
h posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed b
y a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortallity r8, all in the name of making
 gr8 b8 m8.
PH
stop playing with eights
or I'll scare you straight
ES
dude that's the same thing
PH
call me a priest cause I'll fuck you up
and still have time to bring in the cream of the crop
yah
I'm kinda running out of rymes :p
SS
Well lemme tell you son
theres nohere you can run
Theres nothing you can do
I'm creeping up upon you
You think your rhymes are sick?
Mines are the sickest
you may be fast
but you ain't the quickest
PH
oh
shit
SS
.
PH
If I could digress
dissing out priests ain't bringing no rest
Your the turtle and I'm the hare
only 'stead of laxing off, I'll leave you snared
SS
(anyone recording this? as in copy paste)
PH
(I'm assuming we're gonna pastebin it)
their
ES
(I'll pastebin it)
PH
thus ends
our rap off
SS
(Lane is joining)
ES
as the neutral judge
I'm going to say that PH won
PH
(did he finish his trial?)
obviously
ES
your rhymes were
sick
out of this world
as a complete music freak
congratulations
SS
WTF
PH
no prob
SS
FUCKING BLASPHEMY
PH
I'd like to thank my loving fans
and SS
for being a n00b
ES
for being so easy to smack around in a rap off
PH
in your meme-like terms
GG EZ
SS
WHAT
ES
WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
PH
she just bet on the correct horse :>
ES
I copied your rap and pasted it in google
SS
and
i created that
fucking uploaded it and all
ES
of course you did
PH
lol
SS
:O
you guys makin me sad ;_;
PH
lol
you guys are way cooler than my partner
DM whines sooooooooooooooooo much
ES
oh
haven't talked to him/her
what's s/he like?
SS
DM?
PH
(s)he doesn't want to be here
SS
tell them to get a life
get swiftcover
PH
instead of seeing the limitless possibilities
i.e. kicking scrubs butts at rap battles
(s)he kindda just wants to get it over with
ES
:I
we haven't even started yet!
SS
WOAH
WHAT SCRUB
i see no scrubs here
oh wait
heres one
named ph
oooooooopo
ES
she did scrub the floor with you
just saying
PH
the crow calls the raven black
only its not a raven
its a fucking hawk
caw caw motherfucker
SS
fucking birdbrain
driving me insane
thinking she better than me
impossible, see
i'm the master
the best
PH
I **am** better than you
SS
the caster
ES
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
SS
the test
the one that you face when you at the end
the one that fuckin makes you mind bend
ES
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
SS
In a blend
you attempt to defend
you excuse for a life
but you can't find a knife
PH
POP QUIZ MOTHERFUCKERS
SS
for the strife
...
ES
badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss badum dum tsssss
SS
YO THREW OFF MY GROOVE
PH
what's red and blue and lame all over
SS
you
is it you?
PH
thats what you get when you put SS in a blender
SS
im guessing its you
ES
oooo
PH
fucking scrub jerking off in the shower
ES
the trashtalk in here
SS
:O
ES
laying the smackdown
PH
pathetic scrub more dirty than a truck fender
SS
(seriously can you copy this chat my windo only goes so far)
PH
that was a fucking ABAB rhyming
scheme
ES
(I doubled mine to 500)
(we should be fine)
PH
so go back to your lame ass memes
SS
(cool thanks es)
;_;
I thought you guys were my friends :/
PH
I'm the raining champ
SS
...
but all a long
Its just
its....
ITS A TRAP
hehehehehehehehehehheehhehehehehehheh
PH
ya know
SS
fools
PH
your only proving my point about the memes :)
SS
:(
ok...
PH
nah
your cool
SS
Fuck yea i am
PH
I think I'm gonna go
SS
see ya fucktard
SS
<3
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SS
(SDS comin
→ splitDragonborn has joined
splitDragonborn
(wtf)
SS
DRAGON BITCH IS HERE!
i mean...
splitDragonborn
uh
SS
sup SD
splitDragonborn
ok o.o
SS
so
what crazy state you in atm
ES
hi SD
splitDragonborn
o.o
.
.
.
ES
rude
how are you Katie?
splitDragonborn
im fine
thanks and you
ES
it's good
taking it easy
SS
so katie
you never explained
splitDragonborn
yeah?
SS
how you almost died
like the rest of us did
splitDragonborn
uhm
i died
ES
you don't have to tell again
don't worry
splitDragonborn
oh ok thanks
SS
You died
holy shit
that sounds painful
was there mountain dew in heaven?
or did you go to hell
splitDragonborn
no it was a dream
SS
oh fuck im inapropriate
oh
well
thats good
:D
splitDragonborn
yeha...
SS
well
this was entertaining while it lasted
splitDragonborn
ok then...
SS
(Someone pastebine this shit)
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ES
he's a bit rude, isn't he?
splitDragonborn
he is kind of blunt
ES
yeah
I think he means well
splitDragonborn
i guess
i dont know, he called me dragonbitch .-.
ES
yeah
there's really no excuse for that one
why do you think he does it?
splitDragonborn
uhm i really dont know
maybe my other self make him started that or something
ES
maybe
I heard rant about dragon dildos several times
do you know anything about that?
splitDragonborn
no not reall
*y
i hope i didnt start that though o.o
ES
I have a feeling you did ._.
splitDragonborn
o my gosh
what if i did
:C
ES
yeah
he think's you're bat shit crazy
splitDragonborn
oh no
i hate when this happens o.o
ES
when people associate you with things you can't remember?
splitDragonborn
when people judge me and i wasnt me
ES
must be terrible :(
splitDragonborn
yeah...
(i need to go :c)
ES
(ok)
anyway, I gotta go fix me some dinner
I haven't had canned beans since lunch
splitDragonborn
(is it nighttime lel)
oh thats really apetityzing
ES
(fuck if I know)
oh yes
it's going to be so tasty
I wish you could have some
although not really these beans are terrible
splitDragonborn
one day we may share beans
(lel)
ok have fun with your beans
ES
I will
SS
Sup ladies
genialGaladriel
hey friends
SS
huh
everyone ive talked to has been a grill
wheres all the meat
theres no bbq without the meat
0_0
ES
(gg type /nick GG
genialGaladriel
uh, we're not grills, silly!
ⓘ genialGaladriel is now known as GG
SS
0_0
your not
...
well this is wierd
GG
we're human beings, duh!
ES
see his dreams shattering
SS
Oh
yes
how could i be so dumb
how silly
man
woops
2-_-
GG
haha, very silly
SS
anyway
how did CG try and kill you gg?
GG
i don't think he tried to kill ne
me*
but
i guess there was a bear?
and i killed it?
ES
that's cool
bears are fucking boss
GG
yeah
it killed my dog though :/
SS
i killed a guitar
..
that was pretty boss
...
okay
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w
yea.
So fuck you guys
GG
sorry if I'm kind of a social outcast, but what does "boss" mean?
SS
it means
ugly
and scary
and i was shtting myself
GG
yeah, that describes that bear!
SS
thats what boss means
coolguy is boos
*boss
he is ugly sary and shits himself
*scary
anyway
yea the game has been trying to kill us
GG
well how can we tell if he's boss if we haven't really met him yet?
SS
blah blah blah
GG
this is the game?
SS
ususal crap
i duno
prolly
fuck it ya know?
GG
huh
didn't know a game could do that
SS
huh indeed watson
you've solved the motherfucking mysery
*mystery
thank gods you were here
otherwise weed (get it wed ) all be ded
ES
I don't think it's the game
I mean listen to yourself
GG
sorry, I'm back
ES
"we all downloaded some internetlink"
SS
what come on es
ES
"now we're getting assaulted"
SS
weve all been near ass inated
and we all get attacked
ugh screw it
you explain it to her
ES
yeah but I still don't see how a game could do that
SS
see ya grills
GG
dunno. I don't think a computer game can do it
SS
<3
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GG
that*
ES
I agree with you

//Zion's comment: chatlog was lost.
//Context: now only GG and ES are chatting. ES just said something about something being boss, GG tells her about how SS defined boss.
//End of comment

GG
oh!
ss told me that
ES
that's just the bullshit that SS spews out
(shit I just lost our log)
GG
heh, his handle should be... s**tSpewer
ES
LOL
YES
THAT SHOULD BE HIS HANDLE
GG
that's a little rude though...
ES
he is pretty rude
GG
well I guess...
ES
he totally deserves that handle
GG
yeah, he does!
GG
i mean, he's not really letting me talk to coolguy
ES
good job coming up with it ^^
GG
which isn't really his decision!
thanks!
ES
no, it's really not
GG
yeah
ES
although I have a feeling why
;)
GG
yeah, me too
sorry, i'm back!
ES
although I wouldn't overthink him
GG
i found this really weird website while i was surfin the web
yeah
ES
what website?
I've been in a few group conversations with him, and yeah
GG
um, how do you send websites to people?
ES
you click on the link on the top
control c
then click in the chat
control v
GG
okay
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there!
uhh!
woah!\
woah!
oops!
ES
no that didn't work
GG
maybe i should take a screenshot?
ES
maybe
GG
ok doing that right now!
ES
I hope it works this time ^^
GG
alright so i have my screenshot...
how do i send that to you?
ES
http://imgur.com/
use this site
then
uh
-.-
copy and paste me the link
GG
okay!
http://i.imgur.com/WiFzgTc.jpg
ok i think it worked this time!
ES
wtf is that
GG
isn't that so weird??
i did the google i'm feeling lucky thing and then that just happened!
what the heck is a matesprit!!
ES
fuck if I know
also
what is my name doing there
GG
i see a GG but i don't know if it's me!
ES
hm
if CG is coolguy
then I'd be worried
like
where did you even find this shit
GG
i don't know!
but if CG is coolguy... i don't know... i mean i don't think i'd be worried... i think he's really cool!
ES
you do?
GG
yeah
i mean he IS coolguy....
ES
yeah
GG
but...
i dunno
ES
but he's also self proclaimed
which
makes him kinda uncool in my opinion?
GG
i guess?
i dunno
ES
yeah me neither
GG
i don't know why...
but i always picture him as will smith in the fresh prince of bel air
is that weird?
ES
hm
I've thought about that thoroughly
and yes
it's weird
GG
yeah!
it does sound really silly
but also, people say he's shouting all the time...
ES
I guess he's just too screamy
GG
but i think his caps lock is broken!
ES
you think?
GG
yeah
and he just doesn't know it
because he's just too busy being cool
ES
he's also too busy to check his spelling
GG
yeah...
ES
yeah idk what to make of the guy
GG
same here
ES
although
he seems to like you
GG
really??
GG
:)
ES
yup
you should've seen him earlier
he was basically pissing all over Rick Astley and the other dude
and when you said you like them
GG
:/
ES
he changed opinion quicker than a pig blinks
GG
well, i
oops!
that was a premature message
let me type that again
well, i dunno
ES
I think you should talk to him
see what he has to say
GG
okay!
that sounds like a cool idea
ES
who knows
it might even be something intelligent
GG
yeah
ES
anyway, it was fun talking to you, and I'm looking forward to doing it too in the future ^^
but I gotta go make me some dinner
those beans aren't going to cook themselves
GG
see you!
;)
ES
ciao ;)