Poison Joke Smoker

Request: Anon is addicted to the pony form of heroine(will be weed in this story), let's say poison joke. Spike is his dealer. Fluttershy finds out and blackmails Anon into having sex with her. Anon spends the rest of life getting high and fucking Fluttershy.

>Smoke slowly fills up your house as the poison joke you had bought from Spike begins to burn.
>Before it could finish itself off Mortal Kombat style, you grab the unscathed part of it, along with a piece of paper from a book twilight gave you, and roll the items up into a blunt.
>You put it into your mouth and take a small whiff, and blow it out into the air.
>The plants in the kitchen are starting to change colors due to the lack of oxygen that is in the atmosphere.
>How it doesn't kill you, you will never know.
>But damn, this shit is...rad...
>A bird flies through your window, and slams into the ground once the smoke enters its lungs.
>You pull it out and put it on another napkin, giggling.
Hehehe...how's this shit killing everything but me...
>For the next few minutes, you continue to smoke the poison,while laughing your ass off at every animal that enters your house.
>It doesn't make sense, but the joke is killing everything, but making you high as fuck.
>When you reach up to remove the blunt from your mouth, you notice that all you are catching is the smoke.
Where'd it go....
>Guess you spent too much time doing the deed...
>The front door suddenly breaks open, revealing a Fluttershy, who is in a firefighter costume, has a mask on, and is wielding an axe.
>"I'll save you Ano-"
>She finds you immediately, and notices that you look completely calm.
>"A-Anon?"
>She waves her hoof in front of your face, though you do not respond.
>"Anon..."
>Her hooves are now poking your face.
>This just comes off as tickling, so you grab Fluttershy and pull her in for a hug.
>Of course, this makes her eep since you usually never do this stuff to her.
Oh Fluttershy...you're so...silly...
>You smile and scratch the top of her head, messing up her mane.
You're a silly pony...
>Fluttershy blushes and turns away.
>"Oh...my..."
>Since there was now a hole where the door used to be, the smoke goes outside and into the town.
>Fluttershy notices this and takes her costume off.
>She eeps again when she feels your pants expand, nudging her in the stomach.
>Guess being high's your fetish.
>Fluttershy looks down, and grins.
>"Oh, I see how it is..."
>She brings her hooves down to your zipper, struggling to rip off your pants.
>After a minute, she gives up and stomps the ground.
>"Why won't it work?!"
>A crunch noise is produced and the two of you look down to see what it was.
>There are blue leaves on Fluttershy's hooves.
>Blue leaves.
>Poison jokes have blue leaves.
>You just smoked some today.
>Fluttershy is a yellow pegasus with the same blue leaves on her hooves.
>But Fluttershy is naturally yellow, minus her pink mane.
>Asians are also naturally "yellow".
>In anime, the females tend to have pink hair like Fluttershy's.
>This could only mean one thing...
>...
I'm hungry...
>You slog over to the kitchen and proceed to eat everything out of it.
>Fluttershy brings her hoof to her chin, wondering why someone like you would have poison jokes with him.
>"Aha!"
>She flies off and you spend the rest of the day trying to suppress your munchies by eating everything in your kitchen.
>Yes, that includes the inedible items, too.
>...
>Day in Equestria.
>You get up and grab a leaf, setting it on fire.
>...
>'Ahem!'
>You grab a leaf and set it on fire.
>...
>Nothing happens yet again.
>You look to your stash, and see a blank area.
>Guess you wasted all of them yesterday.
>Yesterday.
>What happened that day?
>You shake your head.
>Maybe it'll come back to you later.
>Right now, you need to visit Spike for some more.
>You proceed to make your way to Twilight's, since Spike lives there.
>For some reason, he just decided that the best place to sell you the poison jokes would be in the bush right in front of the treehouse.
>Only God would know how the two of you have never been caught...
>When you finally arrive, you knock on the door, and it opens to reveal Spi-
>It's Twilight, and she looks angry.
>She brings Spike to the front of you.
>"Anon? Why have you been paying Spike for poison joke?"
>Sweat drips down your face.
>How the hell does she know about it?!
Wh-What are you t-talking about?
>Twilight groans.
>"Don't even try to lie. I saw the two of you coming out of the bush yesterday."
>Fuck.
I-I-I n-need the-
>"Do you know how irritating poison jokes are for ponies?! The last time I came in contact with them, I couldn't use my magic!"
>She pushes Spike back inside.
>"You're not allowed to see Spike anymore."
>She slams the door on you, taking away your only source of entertainment.
>God damn it.
>Where are you going to get some now?!
>Well, you could always go to the Everfree forest for them...
>Memories of your last venture there fill your head.
>...
PLEASE! DON'T DO THIS! YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR ME, ANYWAY!
>The manticore jumps on top of you, grinning and rubbing its paws all over you.
AHHHHH!!!!!!
>....
>Your ass still hurts from that..."encounter".
>You shudder and expel that dreadful memory from your mind.
>Yeah, you're not going back in there.
>So how are you going to get that joke now...
>You sigh and walk back to your house.
>...
>When you walk inside, you notice two things.
>One: Your kitchen is comepletely empty, minus the fridge, though that is almost destroyed with bite marks all over it.
>Two: Fluttershy is standing in front of you with a box.
>"Hello, Anon."
>What the fuck.
>She sounds like a dude.
>"I-I got that poison joke for you."
>She opens the box, and
>Yep, it's poison joke.
Holy shit, thank you Fluttersh-
>Her hoof touches your mouth, blocking you.
>"Ah, ah, ah..."
>She closes the box again.
>"Before you can use any of this..."
>She grins.
>"I want to rut you."
>She stands up, revealing-
>Oh god, she has a dick too.
>Time to contemplate.
>If you want your fix, you're going to have to let Fluttershy fuck you in the ass.
>Poison joke for anal wreckage...
>...
>"Oh, Anon...You feel...amazing..."
>While you are getting pounded senselessly by Flutterguy, you are smoking all of the poison joke.
>"Hmp...I...can't...EEP!"
>She explodes and fills your rectum up with cum.
>You roll over to the floor once she lets go of you, taking one final puff of the blunt.
>Despite the pain in your anus, you are still giggling and feel your stomach growl loudly.
>You turn to Fluttershy, who passed out in ecstasy.
>You grin.
>[spoiler]You eat her, and are still hungry once you swallow the last bit.[/spoiler]
>Fucking Poison Joke.