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Deadmeat Chronicles: Nummies in the Garden

Dec 3rd, 2013
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You are walking through a park.
  3. >The sun is on your fluff and the wind is blowing.
  4. >You see some fluffies step out from behind some trees.
  5. >You sit back and wave at them smiling.
  6. >”Hewwo! New fwen? Wan pway?”
  7. >They give you a raspberry.
  8. >”Why gif Deadmeat nuu nicies?”
  9. >One points at you, “Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  10. >You back up, “Nuu am gud fwuffy!”
  11. >You hear a voice behind you, “Yoo fwuff nuu pwetty!”
  12. >You turn and see more fluffies behind you looking mean at you.
  13. >You start to turn.
  14. >Fluffies have surrounded you shouting insults at you.
  15. >You plead with them, “Nuu! Am gud fwuffy! Haf pwetty fwuff!”
  16. >They charge at you.
  17. >The hoard closes in on you shouting.
  18. >You try to move but can’t.
  19. >You scream.
  20. >……
  21. >You jump up yelling.
  22. >Several of you herd nearby jump and run randomly.
  23. >”Hewp fwuffy! Something scawey happen!”
  24. >One of the fluffies makes scaredy poopies.
  25. >You are huffing.
  26. >You had a scary night see again.
  27. >Out of nowhere you feel a nose hit your rump.
  28. *snifffff*
  29. >You leap forward and turn around.
  30. >Haze is sitting with his toungue hanging out of the side of his mouth smiling.
  31. >He waves at you, “”hewwo smawty!”
  32. >You stomp and point at him, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
  33. >Next Special Friend walks up laughing and hugs you, “Yay! Smawty wakie!”
  34. >You start to put your night see out of your mind as your herd wakes.
  35. >Pookie, Bruce, and a few other fluffies walk up and say hello to you.
  36. >You see a fluffy laying on the ground moaning.
  37. >A couple of fluffies hug him, “fwen haf owies?”, “huggies make fwuffy betteh.”
  38. >You walk over and look at the fluffy.
  39. >It is the one that was kicked yesterday.
  40. >You walk over to the fluffy, “Fwuffy nee get up. Hewd mof soon.”
  41. >The fluffy look at you with tears in its eyes, “Fwuffy haf big tummy owwies smawty! Fwuffy nee huggies…”
  42. >You give the fluffy a quick hug, “Noa be gud fwuffy and get uppies.”
  43. >The fluffy whines a bit but forces itself to stand.
  44. >”Fowwow Deadmeat! We go way fwum munstas!”
  45. >You walk down the sidewalk.
  46. >Your herd follows behind in a disorganized line.
  47. >You see the monster hidey holes are still getting bigger.
  48. >Further down you see giant structures.
  49. >You start to have tummy owwies.
  50. >You look around and sniff the air.
  51. >You smell nummies.
  52. >You walk further and see a garden.
  53. >You order you herd to stay still as you scan it.
  54. >It has several plants growing, some taller than you.
  55. >You look around and sniff, you don’t smell any snappies.
  56. >The yard to the garden is open.
  57. >It isn’t surrounded by a fence or shrubs.
  58. >You don’t see any metal monsters around the house.
  59. >You walk into the yard sniffing.
  60. >”Nuu! Smawty nuu get owies!”
  61. >You turn seeing Haze running to you, “Yoo stay! Deadmeat sniff fo snappies!”
  62. >Haze whines and runs in place looking at you.
  63. >You look around, the grass seems even and cut short.
  64. >The way to the garden is clear and open.
  65. >You point ahead, “Nummies dat way!”
  66. >Your herd cheers and starts to truddle forward happily.
  67. >The mommy fluffy runs up and hugs you, her baby standing next to her.
  68. >”Yoo bestest smawty! Yoo make babbeh saf and haf nummies!”
  69. >She runs on as haze tries to stay in front running Zig Zags.
  70. >You go into the garden yourself.
  71. >You find some beans and start to munch.
  72. >”Wahhhhh! Tummy owies get mo hewtie!”
  73. >The fluffy that was kicked is sitting and hunkering over.
  74. >He has a grimace on his face and makes sickies on the ground.
  75. >Other fluffies start to hug him, “Nuu be sickies fwen!”
  76. >He cries harder, “Fwuffy so hungy… huu huu huuuu… nuu can has nummies…. Wahhhhhh…”
  77. >He slumps and falls to the side dragging the fluffy with him.
  78. >”Whaaaa! Tummy hewties!”
  79. >He flinches and wiggles out from under the other fluffy.
  80. >From the other side of the garden you hear, ”Ow! Fwuffy weggie faww in howe.”
  81. >You quickly chomp down more bean plants then walk over to the sick fluffy.
  82. >”Fwen otay? Nee mo nummies?”
  83. >The fluffy looks up at you with tear stained eyes, “Fwuffy hungy smawty… fwuffy hungy…”
  84. >You bite a leaf and bring it to the sick pony.
  85. >”Haf nummies.”
  86. >The fluffy nibbles the leaf and swallows it.
  87. >An expression of pain crosses it face.
  88. >”Owie! Why nummies hewt tummy?”
  89. >You poke the fluffy’s belly.
  90. >”Why yoo tummy-“
  91. >You stop and step back.
  92. >The fluffy’s tummy doesn’t feel right.
  93. >When you poked his tummy it was as hard as the ground.
  94. >Looking closer at the fluffy you can see his tummy is sticking way out.
  95. >The fluffy from across the garden yells out again, ”Fwuffy weg hewt!”
  96. >You ignore the other fluffy as you stare at the fluffy laying in front of you.
  97. >You step up and gently press down on the fluffy’s tummy.
  98. >It is really hard.
  99. >He starts to whine, a fluffy ran up and started to hug him.
  100. >”Fwuffy… fwuffy feew big poopie!”
  101. >You lift your hoof and the fluffy seems to calm down.
  102. >You think the fluffy’s tummy is hard and starts to need to poop when you press on his tummy.
  103. >Maybe this fluffy forgot how to poop!
  104. >You press down harder, “Fwuffy go poopies. Make tummy feew betteh…”
  105. >The fluffy give a long whine as a stream of poop shoots out of him.
  106. >Fluffies around start to run away, “Nuu smeww pwetty!”
  107. >The fluffy hugging him drops him.
  108. >The pile of poop keeps coming out and making a pile behind him.
  109. >The fluffy starts to shuffle forward, “Fwuffy feew betteh smawty…”
  110. >His voice is weak and he is a little shaky.
  111. >You barely hear him because you are staring at his poop.
  112. >It isn’t good poop.
  113. >It is black and thick with red streaks in it.
  114. >It has a really bad smell.
  115. >The sick fluffy start to nibble a leaf nearby, “Wan tummy owies go bye bye…”
  116. >”Fwuffy weggie stuck! Hewp fwuffy!”
  117. >You step back from the bad poopies.
  118. >You look over to see a fluffy with its leg in the ground crying.
  119. >You trot over.
  120. >Something slips under your hoof and you pull it back.
  121. >You see a little hole opens up with dirt falling into it as a handkerchief slips into the opening.
  122. >You keep walking up to the fluffy.
  123. >You see one of his front legs is stuck in hole and he is frantically pulling and twisting about.
  124. >He has screams of panic and pain as he tries to tug his leg out.
  125. >Two fluffies are trying to hug him but keep getting thrown off by his thrashing.
  126. >You walk up to him, “Why fwuffy nuu take weggie fwon howe?”
  127. >”WEGGIES STUCK! EEEEE! WEGGIE HEWTIES! WAHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  128. >The fluffies eyes are shut in pain as tears stream down its face.
  129. >You look at the fluffies trying to hug him, “Gwab fwuffy! Hewp fwuffy take weggie fwom howe!”
  130. >The fluffies get a look of shock on their face as if a sudden revelation hit them.
  131. >One bites his tail and pulls while the other grabs his neck and pulls.
  132. >”Nuu…. NUUUUU!”
  133. >Haze runs over next to you swallowing a mouthful of nummies.
  134. >”Fwuffy in snappie!”
  135. >You stomp, “Dat nuu snappie! Deadmeat nuu smeww snappies!”
  136. >Haze runs in place as the fluffy with his foot in the hole howls in pain.
  137. >Haze looks at you, “Nuu aww snappies haf smeww!”
  138. >Haze then looks at the fluffy and his eyes go wide.
  139. >”If smawty wan Haze gif big owies! Make fwuffy quiet…”
  140. >You look at Haze, “Nuu! Nuu gif biggest owchies! Saf fwuffy!”
  141. >Haze looks at you surprised, “Fwuffy nuu be saf befo tho… big owwies an’ twoat crushie am best.”
  142. >The fluffy looks at Haze in fear, “Nuuu! Nuu gif fwuffy sowwies! pwease! Hewp…. EEEEEEE!”
  143. >You walk up and start to push the fluffy from the front.
  144. >”EEEEEEEE!!! WEGGIEEEEEEE!!”
  145. >You start shoving as hard as you can.
  146. >The fluffies keep tugging.
  147. >The fluffy with its leg in the hole wails.
  148. >You feel it.
  149. >Just a bit, the fluffy is moving out of the hole.
  150. >You keep shoving feeling the fluffy move more and more.
  151. >There is a soft ripping sucking sound as the fluffy falls backward.
  152. >”AHHHHH! WEGGIIEEEEEE!!! WAHHHHHH!”
  153. >You look on in shock at the fluffy’s front leg.
  154. >It has gouges ripped out of it and a splintered piece of wood stuck near the hoof.
  155. >Boo boo juice pours and puddles around the wounds.
  156. >A small spray of boo boo juice is spurting from one of the wounds.
  157. >You look into the hole, you see matted tissue and boo boo juice in the bottom.
  158. >Halfway down the hole is sorry sticks pointing downward and each with a sharp point.
  159. >”Hase sowwy smawty… yoo saf fwuffy..”
  160. >The light blue earth fluffy with yellow mane lowers it head and walks over to the crying fluffy and hugs it.
  161. >You look at the hole trying to figure it out.
  162. >Why did the fluffy step in it?
  163. >Could it not-
  164. >You look back in horror at the hole you almost stepped in.
  165. >You look around the garden.
  166. >You see the nice wide paths.
  167. >As you look closer you see the dips in the dirt.
  168. >”EFEWY FWUFFY STAWP!!!”
  169. >All fluffies freeze and look toward you chewing on leaves.
  170. >”Dis bad pwace! Haf bad snappies!”
  171. >The fluffies start to panic.
  172. >Some run randomly while other make scaredy poopies.
  173. >”NUU MOF!”
  174. >The fluffies once again freeze and look at you.
  175. >”Deadmeat take fwuffies fwom bad pwace! Deadmeat see snappies!”
  176. >Haze looks in amazement at you.
  177. >You wonder around leading your herd from the garden.
  178. >Haze helps take out the fluffy with the injured leg.
  179. >You get all the fluffies back to the sidewalk.
  180. >You are happy they got to eat.
  181. >”Fowwow Deadmeat, we fin saf pwace!”
  182. >You start walking.
  183. >The injured fluffy hobbles and drips boo boo juice from his injured leg.
  184. >The sick fluffy keeps up but stumbles every once in a while.
  185. >Next Special Friend sings your praises again.
  186. >”Smawty de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
  187. >”Smawty fin nummies and hewp fwuffies in twoubwe!”
  188. >You walk on until you find a group of garbage cans you can hide behind during the night.
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