Normal Norman - The Aryan Beauty and the Racist

>Once upon a time, in a town in the middle of nowhere,

>A young man went to a normal school
>Although he didn't have everything his heart desired,
>The man led a happy life

>But then, on his first day in this school,
>An old janitor talked to him and offered him a tour on the school in return for his attention
>Confused by the many colors of the students there
>The man uttered a single question
>"What's wrong with all the colored people?"

>But his question was not answered. and the janitor wished him a nice year
>When he left the janitor's side.
>He came to know that the question he made was heard by all the students, and the janitor revealed himself as the funder of the school

>The man tried to apologize,
>but it was too late,
>For all the students had already decided a way of dealing with him.

>So as punishment,
>They called him a fucking racist
>And that was what the school and all who studied there thought of him

>Ashamed of his new reputation,
>the man decided to go on as if nothing had happened
>With his assistance to class as his only window to a social life.

>The situation at hand had indeed a solution which he would need to apply before it is too late

>If he could learn to stand for himself and make some friends by the time school ended, then lonelyness would be over
>If not, he wouid be doomed
>to remain a racist for all time.

>As the hours passed,
>he fell into despair and lost all hope,
>for who could ever learn
>to befriend a racist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx1MmY1Bb50
>Little school, it's a quiet place
>Every day like the one before
>Little school, full of little students
>Waking up to say...
>There goes my sister with her friends, like always
>The same old activities to try
>Every morning just the same
>Since the morning that we came
>To this poor provincial school
>B:Good morning, Rarity
>R:Morning, Braeburn
>B:Where you off to?
>R:I'm looking for FluttershyThe bookshop. I just watched the most romantic story about a princess and an ogre and...
>B:That's nice. Would you like to hang out with me this saturday?
>*Rarity walks away from him
>Look, there she goes
>The girl is popular, no question
>Classy and charming, can't you tell?
>Always center of a crowd
>Is being like her allowed?
>Many girls in here want to be Rarity
>Hello
>Good day
>How is your family?
>Hi there
>Good day
>How is your life?
>Made it on time
>you almost didn't
>There must be more than this provincial life
>F:Rarity
>R:Good morning. here's the series I borrowed
>F:Finished already?
>R:Of course. Have you got anything new?
>F:Not since yesterday
>R:That's all right. I'll borrow this one
>F:That one? But you've seen it twice
>R:Well, it's my favorite. Far-off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise
>F:If you like it all that much, it's yours
>R:But...
>F:I insist
>R:Well, thank you. Thank you very much
>Look, there she goes
>That girl is so notorious
>I wonder if she'll go out with me
>With a pretty, Ideal look
>Up with you, she will not hook
>Dreamlike to the rest of us is her
>Isn't this amazing?
>It's my favorite show
>Because you'll see
>Here's where she meets
>Prince Charming
>But she won't discover that it's him
>untill the end
>Now it's no wonder
>that she's called a beauty
>Her looks have got no parallel
>On top of that fair facade
>Her heart shines like a gem
>Very different from the rest of us
>She's nothing like the rest of us
>Yes, different from the rest of us is her

>Snips: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Brad.
>Snails:You're the greatest player in the whole world!
>Brad: I know.
>Snails: No team alive stands a chance against you.
>Snips: And no girl, for that matter.
>Brad: It's true, Guys. And I've got my sights set on that one.
>Snips and Snails: The fashion girl?
>Brad: She's the one.The lucky girl I'm going to fuck.
>Snails: But she...
>Brad: The most beautiful girl in town.
>Snips: I know, but...
>Brad: That makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
>Snails: Well, of course. I mean, you do.
>*Brad sings
>Right from the moment
>when I met her, saw her
>I said she's gorgeous, and I fell
>Here in town there's only she
>Who is beautiful as me
>So I'm making plans to woo and make her mine.
>*end of Brad's solo
>Look, there he goes
>Isn't he dreamy?
>He's Brad, the one
>Oh, he's so cute
>Be still, my heart
>I'm hardly breathing
>He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome jock
>hello
>Good day
>You call this homework?
>What lovely legs
>Say cheese
>Ten bucks
>Brad: Excuse me
>I'll get a break
>Brad:Please let me through
>I'm almost there
>Those fish, they smell
>I'm very sorry
>Rarity:There must be more than this provincial life
>Brad: Just watch, I'm going to make her my gal

>Look, there she goes
>a girl who's loved and envied
>A most admired lovely doll
>It's sad but also true
>That she won't go out with you
>Cause she really is a classy girl
>A beauty and a classy girl
>She really is a classy girl
>Rarity!

>Being Rarity
>I'm almost sure I heard some people singing behind my back. I wonder why I also sang with them, I even think that I started it
>"Hello Rarity"
>A guy's voice interrupts my thoughts; It's Brad
>"Hello Brad, how are you?" I spoke as politely as I could; after all, even though he is being a bother I shouldn't stop being a lady
>"I feel bradical" How can someone use that as a word? "specially now that you are here. how are you?"
>Oh, bother
>"I'm very well, thank you" I replied "now that our conversation is over, would you kindly step aside and let me through?"
>Okay, that wasn't very friendly on my behalf but that bradical word is jus obnoxious
>"So, I wonder" it seems he won't let me through "have you got a boyfriend yet?"
>The nerve some people have "no, not yet; I guess some people are better off alone"
>"Rarity," he began a speech "it's about time you stopped acting like a prude and paid attention to more important things" what can be more important than respecting myself? "Like me"
>You can't be serious "The whole town's talking about it" Is there no way to silence him? "It's not right for a girl like you to spend your days alone; Specially when a guy like me can make her company" I can't take it anymore
>"Oh Brad, I'm certainly not deserving of your company" I clearly do not deserve such suffering
>"Why, thank you, Rarity" it seems my choice of words was not the wisest
>"What do you say you and me take a walk to my home this afternoon and take a look at my trophies?" he finally made his request, time to turn him down
>"Maybe some other time" I answered "now, may you please let me through? I want to go greet Twilight"

>One of the boys who were with Brad, Snips I think said "That crazy horse girl?" then his friend Snails added "I heard she scaped from an asylum"
>These two fellows really make me lose my cool
>"Don't talk about her that way" I yell in anger
>"Yeah! Don't talk about her friend that way" Brad says; it would have been moving if he wasn't chuckling between words
>"she's not crazy, she's just having adaptational problems" I scream
>Suddenly, a loud crash is heard
>It's Twilight colliding with a door
>I run past the laughing trio towards my friend
>"Twilight? How on earth did that happen?" I ask. I'm worried because it seems like it hurts a lot
>"Why won't this door move" she says while rubbing her face
>"Are you all right, my dear? You are supposed to pull that door" I simply couldn't stop myself from stating the obvious
>"I did just that, but my magic didn't work" she speaks in all seriousness
>I guess I'll ignore her previous comment
>"You must pull the HANDle with your hands" I tell her
>"Understood, it won't happen again" is her answer.
>Sometimes I can't understand her, didnt they have normal doors in the place she's form? Maybe there were only automatic doors over there; Iguess it must be hard to get used to manually open doors if you only know about automatic doors

>"So, how's everything going?" she asks me as if nothing happened
>"Same as always, but some guys have been trying to make advances on me since I put a foot in the school today" I answer her question and ask one too
>"Do you think I'm too much of a prude?
>"Of course no, why are you askiing me that?" She asks
>"It's just that I haven't yet found a gentleman deserving of my attention" I complain
>"What about Brad? he seems to be a good and handsome guy" how can you even think of suggesting that?
>"Well, he's handsome, all right, but he's also a narcissistic scatterbrain; he's definitely not the one for me"
>"Well, don't you worry. you'll surely find Your ideal man some day" she speaks "well, I guess it's time for class, see you later"
>"See you, and remember to use your hands to open doors" I hope she's okay, today that racist kid from yesterday will start going to class or so I heard I hope he doesn't do anything to her, I wouldn't be able to help her as I'm not on her class.
>Why must I be in Brad's class?

>Being Twilight
>A young man I had never seen before sits by my side and talks to me. He's the first human who listens to my whole story, he must be the nicest person I've ever met
>he remains totally silent during my whole speech, he doesn't say a word unless I ask him. If he wasn't such a good guy, I would say he was ignoring me

>Being Rarity
>Class is finally over, so I make my way to Twilight's class; I'm worried about that racist kid
>As I walk there, somthing stops me on my tracks. It's Brad
>"Brad, what a pleasant surprise" I shouldn't stop being a lady just because I don't like him
>"Isn't it, though?" he says "I'm just full of surprises" oh really?
>"You know, Rarity, there's not a girl in town who wouldn't love to be in your shoes. This is the day your dreams come true"
>"What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?" I reply trying not to show my annoyance
>"Plenty! Here. Picture this" Oh god, he won't be saying this seriously, right?
>"Me walking side by side with my gal being the most popular and beautiful couple in town and the envy of all the onlookers.Imagine that"
>"Do you know who that gal will be?" he asks as if this was the best pickup line ever
>"Let me think" I answer, not even trying to hide my sarcastic tone
>"You, Rarity" Oh, come on! this is not romantic at all how can you be such a brute
>"Brad, I'm... I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say" I say while trying to distance myself from him
>"Say you'll be mine" He says while moving his face near mine. It seems he wants to kiss me, as he closes his eyes whil approaching me
>"I'm very sorry, Brad, but..." I dodge his try of catching me between his arms while accidentally tripping him "But I just don't deserve you!"
>He fell into a trash bin that was behind me. Everybody laughed but I feel a bit guilty, Even though her deserves the punishment.
>Anyways, I'm off to find Twilight

>On my way to Twilight's class I was immersed in my thoughts
>Can you imagine?
>He asked me to marry him.
>Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless...
>*singing* http://youtu.be/Mx1MmY1Bb50?t=4m47s
>The gal of Brad
>Can't you just see it?
>The gal of Brad
>His trophy girl
>No, sir, not me, I guarantee it
>I want much more than this provincial life
>I want a romance with a gentle fellow
>I want it more than I can tell
>And for once it might be grand
>To have someone understand
>I want so much more than they've got planned
>*singing end*
>How come no one reacted to that? and why did I even start singing?
>Twilight comes into my sight. She seems happier than usual.
>"Hi Twilight, how did your classes go?" I ask my smiling friend, knowing that it all went well from her expresion
>"You won't believe it," she says "I met the nicest guy ever, he talked to me in class, and then he listened to all I had to say about equestria. He's the first one to not laugh when I tell my story"
>My dear, he must have just laughed behind your back. I won't tell her that though because she seems very happy right now
>"So, who was this kind guy?" I asked, to make sure the guy wasn't some kind of playboy or something
>"His name is Norman," she answers
>"Norman, huh?" the name doesn't ring any bells though I think I've heard it before "well Twilight, I hope you can present me to your friend some day"
>"Of course, It'll be a pleasure" Twilight's eyes shine as she speaks
>The guy she met must be quite the gentleman, to have this girl talking about him as if he was the second coming of Christ
>I hope this man is actually what my friend thinks of him, I don't want to see her get sad because of some lecher
>So you better watch out Norman, for I'll take care of you if I ever see you making her cry

>Some days later
>I find Twilight in the cafeteria speaking to a guy I've never seen before; that must be her friend
>"Hello Twilight, who's your friend?" I ask her with genuine interest
>"Hi, Rarity!" Twilight says "look, this is my friend Norman"
>Just giving him a quick glance I notice that his fashion sense is outdated for almost 30 years. I raise an eyebrow, however I shouldn't judge people based on their appearance
>"Hello Norman, my name is Rarity" I say "it's a pleasure to meet you"
>"The pleasure is all mine" he says that while putting a face that looks as if he had never seen a girl before. I guess this guy won't be a problem to Twilight
>"Twilight, come here for a bit!" a voice calls Twilight; it's Pinkie's and I'm left alone with Norman, this may become awkward
>"So, how did you guys meet?" I ask him
>"I sat next to her and she told me she was new in the school too. Then things just arranged themselves in a way in wich she has been with me most of the time at school"
>He speaks of her as if she was just following him instead of actually being a friend
>But as I keep talking to him, I notice he seems to be a nice fellow and a good listener; just as twilight described him
>I think he could be a very good friend
>"Well, I've got to go" I say good bye, because time passed very quickly and it was already late "see you later Norman"
>when I left the cafeteria, I heard some people shouting "Look at this racist pig going after the whitest girl in town"
>I wonder what they meant by that. Norman can't possibly be the racist guy, and he didn't seem that interested in me; though he looked a little shy during our conversation

Being Twilight

>One day I asked Norman about how humans mate for a homework, also because of curiosity (see oneshots lines 75-101)
>He's really helpful as he did his best at helping me look for information

Being Rarity

>One week later, I see Norman alone in the cafeteria
>Is Twilight his only friend?
>Why not make him a bit of company?
>We begin to chat again, just like in the previous week. I feel as if we could converse forever if time wasn't a limit
>After a while Twilight comes next to us
>She seems to be sneaking behind him, will she give him a scare?
>Go on, I'll keep him distracted for you

Being Twilight

>Thanks to Norman I aced that homework, I just need to let him now about how grateful I am
>I hug him from behind and say

Being Rarity

>Wow, Twilight is being pretty bold today, to give him a hug as a surprise, maybe she's fallen in love with him. It's very likely
>I was ready to accept the begining of a new couple but then Twilight goes and says

>"THANK YOU, THANK YOU ABOUT HUMAN REPRODUCTION!"

>I close my eyes in meditation
>Calm down Rarity, there's surely an explanation to this, maybe it was homework. Also if they love each other that's none of your bussiness.
>When I open my eyes I see how Twilight and Norman look at me in silence. I look at my hand and notice that I spilled my drink in Norman's face
>Tears begin to form in my eyes so I leave the place before I start crying in public
>What could have made me lose my composture in this way
>I can only hear laughs comming from the cafeteria.
>They must think I was jealous of Twilight or something; but that's not what happened at all, I just don't know what drove me to that
>But I regret talking to Norman today


Being Brad

>I've been feeling down for some weeks, so I got some friends to organize a party to cheer me up
>However I can't stop thinking about Rarity
>"Who does she think she is?" I say aloud "That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says no to the Brad"
>"Darn right" says snips trying to cheer me up
>But my complaints keep going "Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated"
>"Why, it's more than I can bear"
>"More punch?" offers Snails
>"What for? Nothing helps" I reply "I'm disgraced"
>"Who, you? Never" the both of them say in unison
>Brad, you've got to pull yourself together.

>*Singing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc
>Snips:Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, my chum Looking so down in the dumps
>Snails: Every guy here'd love to be you, dear bro. Even when taking your lumps
>Snips: There's no man in town as admired as you. You're everyone's favorite guy
>Snails: Everyone's awed and inspired by you
>Both: And it's not very hard To see why
>No one's slick as our Brad
>No one's quick as our Brad
>No one's neck's as incredibly thick as our Brad
>For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon
>You can ask any
>Tom, Dick or Stanley
>And they'll tell you
>whose team they prefer to be on
>No one's been like our Brad
>A kingpin like our Brad
>No one's got a swell cleft
>in his chin like our Brad
>Brad:As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
>My, what a guy, that Brad is
>Give five hurrahs
>Give 12 hip-hips
>Brad is the best
>and the rest is all drips
>No one fights like the Brad
>Douses lights like the Brad
>In a wrestling match
>nobody bites like the Brad
>For there's no one
>as burly and brawny
>As you see, I've got biceps to spare
>Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
>That's right
>Brad:And every last inch of me's covered with SWAG
>No one hits like the Brad
>Matches wits like the Brad
>In a spitting match
>nobody spits like the Brad
>Brad: I'm especially good at expectorating
>Ten points for the Brad
>Brad: When I was a lad
>Brad: I ate four dozen eggs
>Brad: Every morning to help me get large
>Brad: And now that I'm grown
>Brad: I eat five dozen eggs
>Brad: So I'm roughly the size of a barge
>No one shoots like The Brad
>Makes those beauts like The Brad
>Then goes tromping around
>wearing boots like The Brad
>I use trophies in all of my decorating
>My, what a guy
>The Brad
>*singing ends*
>Bradical I didn't know we could sing this good
>All that singing does wonders to your emotional state
>I sit down to rest from the unexpected musical performance
>My rest allows me to catch a glimpse of the latest rumors in school
>"That crazy horse girl was riding on the racist the other day"
>"I heard Rarity Spilled her drink on those perverts when they were making out in front of her"
>many rumors concerning that crazy horse girl came to my ears
>"I loved when she was constantly crashing with doors"
>"That Crazy horse girl is always good for a laugh.
>as I heard of her shenanigans I began to ponder
>Crazy horse girl?
>Crazy horse girl
>*singing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f3hFq2crOo
>Brad: Guys, I'm afraid I've been thinking
>SnipSnails: A dangerous pastime
>Brad:I know
>But that Crazy horse girl
>is her dear friend
>And her common sense's only so-so
>Now, the wheels in my head
>have been turning
>Since I thought of that weird loony girl
>See, I promised myself
>Rarity would be mine
>And right now, I'm evolving a plan

>Brad:If I...
>SnipSnails: Yes?
>Brad:Then we...
>SnipSnails: No, would she?
>Brad: Guess.
>SnipSnails: Now we get it!
>Brad: Let's go!
>SnipSnails: Let's go!

>No one plots like The Brad
>Takes cheap shots like The Brad
>Plans to persecute harmless crackpots
>like The Brad
>So, his new girlfriend
>soon he will be Fucking
>My, what a guy
>The Brad

Being Norman (Finally)

>Goddamnit Purple why do you hate me so much
>I swear, if you weren't the only one who speaks to me on a daily basis I'd have told you to fuck off
>But it seems The Aryan Beauty is angry with the both of us, not just me; thus, I must put my hands on the issue and help Purple reconcile with my princess
>"Hey Purple cheer up," I say "We'll find a way to get you to make up with Aryan"
>Out of nowhere comes Pink appears "Let's make a dinner party, if it's classy enough, Rarity is bound to love it and she will surely forgive you anything"
>The rose colored girl has been a friend of The Aryan Beauty for a long time, so we now we can trust her words
>The three of us organize a classy dinner, Pink will cook, while purple and I act as the waiters.
>At night Pink invited The Aryan Beauty to have dinner at her home without telling her that we would be there
>As The Beauty approached the dinner table lights went out and a stage light reavealed Purple and me in the room
>"Rarity" Purple spoke "we're very sorry about what happened today, though I dont get what bothered you, I'm still sorry"
>"Aryan Beauty," My turn came "as an apology, we will humbly serve you this night"
>Music started sounding out of nowhere
>Norman:
>Ma chere mademoiselle
>It is with deepest pride
>and greatest pleasure
>that we welcome you tonight.
>And now, we invite you to relax.
>Let us pull up a chair,
>as the dining room proudly presents
>your dinner.
>*singing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU
(No changes in the song because this time)
>After the show, we heard The Aryan Beauty's aproval "Bravo! That was wonderful"
>"Thank you" Purple and I reply
>the Aryan Beauty talks again "I wanted to apologize because nothing could ever justify what I did to you"
>"Worry not" I said "that is already on the past"
>On the folowing weeks, The Aryan Beauty not only hanged out Purple But she also spent a lot of time with me
>Thank you so much Pink and Purple

Being Brad

>I've plotted a great plan to make Rarity mine
>For that I'll use that crazy horse girl and her racist friend
>"Snips, You'll Kidnap the horsefucker" I start giving orders "Snails, find a way to pin it on the racist guy"
>"Once all that is done, I'll beat the crap out of that racist and I'll look as a hero to Rarity"
>"No one will care about what happens to the racist" Snails says
>"And no one will believe he's innocent" Snips adds
>"You plan is foolproof" both of the say
>"That's exaxtly why I'm letting you participate
>"You rock Brad" they say as they take their leave
>For now, I'll just sit and wait

Being Rarity

>After apologizing to Twilight, our relationship went back to how it should be
>On Norman. Well, let's say we have become friends in these past few days
>I've hung out with him a lot
>I know now that he is the one who the school calls a racist, I'm aware that isn't true
>Today, Pinkie, Twilight, Norman and me, are going to have walk on the park and a picnic
>When I get to the`park, Norman is there, but there's no sign of Twilight or Pinkie
>We wait for half an hour
>"It doesn't seem they'll come" Norman says "should we Proceed with our walk, just the two of us?"
>"Yes, why not?" I replied
>We then started moving while chatting
>This may be a good day


Hi, I'm Pinkie, how are you? (you are not supposed to actually speak in this space)
Oh, Okay

>I'm supposed to go for a walk and a picnic with my friends
>But after thinking for a while, a funnier idea came to my mind
>I can see that Normy has taken a liking to my little Rarity, so lets geive him a little push
>Speaking of the devil, there they are. I guess its better to leave them alone, they look so cute together
>I'm watching this until the end
>They walk arround just talking while keeping their distance. It looks as if they will not make any progress, maybe if they spend enough time alone they will get the courage to take the next step
>During the love walk, I see Twilight
>"Rarity, Norman Over..." Before she could finish her greeting I tackled her and hid ourselves behind a bush"

Being Norman

>I think I heard Purple, but when I looked in the direction of her voice I didn't see a thing
>Maybe I've been hanging around with her so much that I'm starting to have hallucinations

Pinkie here again. So as I was saying, I tackled twilight and (Pinkie, please narrate in the green sections only)
okey dokey lokey (...)

>"Pinkie why are you doing this?"
>"Shhhhhhh, don't let them see you, look at how happy they are" I say while pointing Norman and Rarity
>"You're right" says Twilight "they look so happy that they may start singing"
>Some music starts playing out of nowhere, I definitely have to learn how to do that

>*Singing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ysRm_C56UM
>Rarity:
>There's something sweet
>and almost kind
>But he was mean
>and he was coarse and unrefined
>And now he's dear and so unsure
>I wonder why
>I didn't see it there before

>Norman
>She glanced this way
>I thought I saw
>And when we touched
>she didn't shudder at my hand
>No, it can't be
>I'll just ignore
>But then she's never looked at me
>that way before

>Rarity:
>New and a bit alarming
>Who'd have ever thought
>That this could be
>True. That he's no Prince Charming
>But there's something in him
>That I simply didn't see

>Pinkie and Twilight alternating verses:
>Well, who'd have thought
>Well, bless my soul
>Well, who'd have known
>Well, who, indeed
>And who'd have guessed
>they'd come together on their own
>It's so peculiar. Wait and see

>Both: We'll wait and see
>A few days more
>There may be something there
>that wasn't there before

>Pinkie:You know, perhaps there is something
>there that wasn't there before

>Twilight: There may be something there
>that wasn't there before

>*song end*

>"I can't believe they sang all that and are not kissing right now" I say
>"It seems they didn't listen to each other's part of the song" says Twilight
>"How is that even possible, are you nuts writefag?" I ask
(Pinkie stop breaking the 4th wall)
>"What is a writefag?" Twilight asks
>"Um, let's not worry about that and keep watching the lovebirds" I answer
>Right after I said that, I see Norman approaching Rarity
>It's time!
>"Aryan Beauty" he says. Can't he call her Rarity? not even this time, I mean...(the rest of Pinkie's complain has been omitted for storytelling reasons)
>(Norman continues his speech unaware of my discusion with his pink friend)
>"May my humble self treat your magnificence to dinner tonight?" wow, that sure was corny (by the way, this is Pinkie)
>"I'd be delighted my courteous gentleman" both of them laughed.
>It seems they were just playing around. I'm seriously disappointed Norman; this was the time to man up
>"Might this generous proposition be considered as a date?" Oooooooooooooooooooooh, she said it, I cant believe it. Now norman, be a man and say yes
>"My lady," He says "It is an honor for my lowly self that you regard a date as a posibility. Therefore..."
>Say it, Say it, Say it
>"It's my commitment and my desire to take your Aryan Beauty"
>"He said it!!! he finally said it" Twilight and I yell as quietly as possible, in order to not be discovered and keep watching the potential couple
>"This must have been the cheesiest invitation to a date that has ever been made; but still, he did it"
>"And the date is tonight Twilight we've gotta go and watch"
>"I don't think I'll go, we shouldn't bother them that much" Twilight says "I'll wait until Norman or Rarity tell me about all this" she has a point, but I'm still going to watch
>After that, Norman walked Rarity home and waited till she closed the door to start his way home
>It seems he's Rarity's type
>Everything's gonna be alright


Being Norman

>I can't believe how quickly it all developed
>But here I am, about to have a date with The one and only Aryan Beauty
>I somehow booked a fancy restaurant with the little time I had
>Got my best clothes and went to her place
>I am now at her door. Let's take a deep breath and calm down before knocking
>Then she opens the door, the most beautiful being in this world, and she was waiting for me
>"Shall we go now?" she asked
>"Your wish is my command"
>We walked towards the restaurant while people turned around to look at us, especifically they wanted to see The Aryan Beauty
>She was the very definition of elegance
>wearing a fancy dress she moves gracefully, her walking motion is similar to a carefully planned choreography all around her was a fancy harmony
>"I must say that you look stunning" I say while trying to look cool
>"Why, thank you" she says "it means a lot coming from you"
>We arrive to the restaurant, we have a delicious dinner while we have a wonderful conversation
>the date is perfect

Pinkie Pie here

>Of course I'm watching every single detail of this date
>Norman and Rarity look very good together; it seems she finally found her prince
>I'm so happy I could sing right now
>*Music starts out of nowhere
>Oh yeah, I did it!

>*Singing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtTPTxvoPA

>Pinkie:
>Tale as old as time
>True as it can be
>Barely even friends
>Then somebody bends
>Unexpectedly
>Just a little change
>Small to say the least
>Both a little scared
>Neither one prepared
>Beauty and and Racist
>Everjust the same
>Ever a surprise
>Ever as before
>Everjust as sure
>As the sun will rise
>Tale as old as time
>Tune as old as song
>Bittersweet and strange
>Finding you can change
>Learning you were wrong
>Certain as the sun
>Rising in the east
>Tale as old as time
>Song as old as rhyme
>Beauty and Racist
>Tale as old as time
>Song as old as rhyme
>Beauty and Racist

>*song end*

Pinkie Pie here

>They are having a great time it seems
>Once dinner was over, the potential couple took a walk; Norman, being the gentleman he is, lends his jacket to Rarity because it is a very cold night, specially for her because she's wearing just a dress
>During their walk some girls from school saw them
>"It seems we are looking at white supremacy here" says one of them
>"So miss perfection is a racist too, this must be known by the school" says other one
>"Rarity's time as the most perfect girl is now over" another one says
>It seems they are envious of her
>Girls can be very evil some times

Being Norman

>"Aryan Beauty," I whisper with pain in my heart "I guess our first date is also our last one. I can't have you living under this stigma as have been doing"
>"She's here with me because I deserve the purest of the aryans and the greatest of the beauties" I spoke to the group in front of us, digging my own grave but trying to save my goddess from this curse "I'm using her purple friend as a leverage to get her to do whatever I ask, or else..."

I'm Pinkie

>What are you even thinking Norman, you are making things worse
>Suddenly I notice Snails is near them talking on his phone "We can pin it on Norman now, go get the girl"
>I have a bad feeling about this
>It seems Norman did his best to enrage the group of girls. They got so angry that their boyfriens who weren't that far from there are now chasing him
>Rarity is now alone, so I go and make her company on her way home
>"Everything was going so well" she says, with a disappointed look in her face
>"Well Norman had his reasons it seems" I said trying to cheer her up "at the very least they won't be spreading rumors about you"
>"But I don't care about those rumors" she says while tears form on her eyes
>Norman, once I get Rarity to her home I'm coming after you

Being Norman

>I'm doing my best to outrun those faggots, I'd fight them but they are just too many I guess this'll be my last day with this face
>As I was distracted I failed to notice an arm which popped out from an open door and took me inside the building as my chasers ran past me
>It's Pink
>"Oh, Pink" I say "you don't know how grateful I am, you really saved me here"
>She slaps my face
>"Why Norman, how could you do this?" she says "your date was going so well and then you ruin it because you decided to be a jerk to some random guys"
>"You don't understand Pink, the constant harassment I receive every day is a heavy burden which I don't want The Aryan Beauty to carry" It seems I played the classy gentleman game too much today
>"Why is that?" she asks
>"Because I love her, and I don't want to be the cause of any harm that may come to her. Even if I have to increase my daily suffering"
>"If she is happy and well, I will be too"
>After that exchange of words Pink became silent, this is a miracle, but right now no miracle could lift my spirit
>I walk Pink to her place and then I go to my home in order to rest from this bitter-sweet experience
>This night is too cold to walk without a jacket

Being Brad

>Snips and Snails abducted Twilight last night and told me that the racist himself said, in front of some students of this school, that he was using her for his personal gain
>Today I'll execute my plan, of saving Rarity's friend from that racist's claws. she'll be so thankful that she'll be mine
>I made sure to spread the rumor of the horse girl disappearance, so everyone will pay attention to her absence
>Then I'll blame the racist when classes are over

Being Norman

>I've decided to avoid the aryan beauty for the time being. I don't want people to associate her with the racist
>But that's not my only worry. I haven't seen Purple during the whole day
>Some people say she disappeared yesterday. Once classes are over I'll sweep the town looking for her. After all, she is one of my dear friends

Being Rarity

>I must return Norman's jacket, I'll use that chance to tell him that I don't care about what people say as long as we can continue being friends
>But more importantly, I heard Twilight disappeared. We need to find her soon, I don't know what could happen to her if she is not with anyone of us

Being Norman

>Classes have finally ended
>I run to leave the classroom classroom and the school
>As I make my way outside I hear Brad say "Normy, Twily told me she's waiting for you in the library's balcony"
>This fucker, I haven't spoken to him once and he's calling me Normy
>But right now he's been a great help
>"Thanks for being a bro" I say while making my way to the library
>Our library has a balcony on the second floor, I wonder what's purple doing there; I hope she doesn't try to fly with her horse magic or something as dangerous as that
>When I get to the balcony, I find no one and the door locks behind me. I have been tricked, what can Brad be planning?


Pinkie here

>Twilight didn't come to school today, people say she's lost but I may know who's responsible for this and I'll make him speak

Being Rarity

>I hurry towards the school gate, I need to look for Twilight
>On my way there I find a search party has been organized, by Brad no less
>I didn't know he was knd enough to worry about her
>However
>"We know who made our friend Twilight Sparkle disappear" Brad says while surrounded by a crowd
>"It was none other than our local racist Norman. He was using Twily in order to blackmail our poor Rarity and make her bend to his will"
>"But yesterday he was discovered by a group of our classmates. As the blackmailing racist saw his plans foiled, he proceded with his crime of abducting Twily"
>"Let's find him before his twisted mind finds a way to torture his victim"
>"Norman is innocent!" I yell with all my strength
>"But we all heard him yesterday" some people of the group said
>"That wasn't true, he just said it to protect my reputation" I replied
>"Then where's Twilight" demanded the crowd
>"I know he didn't do it, even though you all think he's a racist, he's actually a kind and gentle person. He's my friend, and he would never do anything to hurt anyone" I said this while hugging Norman's jacket
>"If I didn't know better," Brad says while taking the jacket out of my hands "I'd think you had feelings for this criminal"
>"He's no criminal, Brad. You are!" I say, making sure everyone heard
>"She's his accomplice" Brad shouted
>"Norman will start blackmailing all of you
>"He'll come and find your weaknesses"
>"then he'll make you do his biddings"
>"Unless we teach him a lesson, we'll never be safe"
>"I say we beat him up!"

>*Singing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCENkwPiuU0

>We're not safe until he's dead
>He'll come stalking us at night
>Set to turns us into slaves
>To his monstrous desires
>He'll wreak havoc on our highschool
>If we let him wander free
>Brad: So, it's time to take some action, boys
>It's time to follow me

>For our friends, for our school
>for our families and teachers
>It's a nightmare
>but we must resort to this
>Say a prayer, then we're there
>In the library of this school
>We have caught that
>Evil mastermind

>A racist
>He's got plans, very cunning
>He'll use them to break our
>Wills and hearts
>Hear him roar, see him foam
>But we're not coming home
>Till he learns his lesson
>Beat him up!

(speaking)
>Rarity: No, I won't let you do this
>Brad: If you're not with us, you're against us. Seize her!
>Rarity: Get your hands off me!
>Brad: We can't have her running off to warn the faggot (Rarity is locked in a classroom)
>Rarity: Let me out!
Brad: We'll rid the village of this racist! Who's with me?
>Crowd:
>I am!
>I am!
>I am!

>*Singing*
>Crowd: We're enraged, we're outraged Light your torch, mount your horse
>Brad:That racist'll learn about respect
>Crowd: We're counting on our Brad
>to lead the way
>To the place with the books
>where an evil motherfucker
>Has been imprisoned
>By the hero of aour town

>A Racist
>Who is set to destroy us
>We won't rest
>till he's good and beaten
>Sally forth, tally-ho
>Go Brad go, beat him up
>Praise the Lord and here we go

(speaking)
>Brad: You'll cut his escape routes and I'll teach him a good lesson!
>Rarity: I have to warn Norman, this is all my fault. what am I going to do?
>Pinkie: Pinkie's here!

>*singing*
>We don't like
>Those who don't understand
>and tolerate us
>And this racist
>is set on hating us all
>He will cry and complain
>but we won't care about that cause
>We'll save our highschool and our lives
>We'll beat him up

(speaking)
>Norman: I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get my hopes up. Maybe it would have been better if I'd never spoken to her at all.
>(Norman notices the crowd)
>Hey guys, I'm stuck here, help me out!

>Crowd: we're beating your ass up racist!
>Norman: damn it

>Rarity: Thanks for letting me out of there
>Pinkie: Let's go find Twilight I know where she is! she's in Snips' house, but don't worry, she wasn't actually kidnapped. According to Snails she has been playing videogames non-stop since last night
>Rarity: Twilight needs to be a bit more careful, but I'm relieved to know she's safe. Let's go find her, only she can stop all this madness

>Norman:I don't even care anymore, just come and get me if you want

>Brad: Close all the escape routes, his ass is mine! (no homo)

>*singing*
>Rarity, Pinkie:
>Here we go, Hurry up
>We must quickly go find Twilight
>Norman will be saved
>Only in this way

>Crowd:
>He won't dare get away
>We are blocking all the exits
>And if he comes within our sight
>We'll beat him up

(speaking)
(the girls have reached Snips' house)
>Pinkie(screaming):Twilight come out!
>Twilight:Leave me alone, I'm kicking his ass!
>Rarity: Twilight Norman's in trouble!

>*singing*
>Crowd: Beat him up! Beat him up!

(speaking)
>Twilight: What happened to Norman?
>Pinkie: The whole school thinks he kidnapped you, and will beat him up!
>Rarity: Stop talking and keep running!

>*singing*
>Crowd: Beat him up! Beat him up!

(speaking)
>Norman (screaming): What's taking you so long? Come over here and try to beat me!

>*singing*
>Crowd: Beat him up! Beat him up!
>Beat him up!!!


Being Norman

>I'm stuck in this balcony, A fall from here may or may not kill me, but it will surelly break some bones
>I'm also surrounded by people to whom I have never done anything wrong but have decided that I deserve a beating
>I'm not even scared. After what happened yesterday I guess it'd have been better to never have come to this school at all
>I'll just let them beat me up, that way this nightmare may finally come to an end
>The balcony's door opens. But there's not a crowd up here, the only one to come in is Brad
>"So, here you are" he says "what a pleasant surprise"
>"just get over with it" I say just not caring anymore
>"I didn't come here just to play with you" he said while showing me something, it was my jacket "look at what my girl gave to me, she told me to wipe my ass with it"
>"As if it wasn't enough with the linching now you come here with lies?" I say "The Aryan Beauty would never speak in that filthy way"
>However, as the only way he could have obtained my jacket was through her, tears start forming in my eyes.
>I don't let them fall though, I'm not giving him the satisfaction
>Brad then starts punching and kicking me, his relentless attack, though heavy, is not enough to put me down so I just stand there and take it as a man as the multitude of students is watching and cheering for my assailant
>He interrupts his attack to say "What's the matter, Normy? Too kind and gentle to fight back?"
>He then grabs my shirt and seems to have the intention to send me flying towards the ground

>During this motion a loud scream is heard across the school
>"No!"
>I turned my head in the direction of the unmistakable sound "Aryan Beauty" I say
>"No, Brad, don't" the sound of her voice is enough to make me regain my strength. She won't see me defeated
>I plant my feet on the floor and punch my oponent on the gut
>Brad gets winded by my punch, chance I use to take my distance
>As the jock recovers he says "are you in love with her, Normy? Did you honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me?"
>His words strike me with a force superior to the one of all of his physical attacks combined; afterall, I'm just a normal fellow while he's the most admired and loved man in the school. The Aryan Beauty wouldn't suffer any kind of discrimination if he was the one at her side
>I was paralyzed by my thoughts while he charged against me
>"It's over, faggot! Rarity is mine!" he yelled during his charge
>Before I could receive his attack, The Aryan Beauty crossed the door of the balcony, her presence there cleared my mind from doubts and made me regain my fighting spirit
>Once Brad got into my arms' reach, I aplied an osotogari throw and prepared to kick his face in
>"Let me go. Let me go Please, don't hurt me" the faggot cried as he was in my hands "I'll do anything. Anything!"
>Seeing how desperate and helpless he was I just said "Leave us alone" and let lay him there
>"Norman!" the voice of my love was calling to me and I had to answer so I looked away from my prey and looked at my beloved
>"Aryan Beauty" I said, unable to hide my smile "You came back for me?"
>I made some steps towards her and then I noticed Brad running past me "If she won't be mine, then she won't be anyone else's" he yelled as he charged in the direction of the one I love
>In a split second I closed my distance with him and took him with me through the airs to the ground bellow the balcony, somehow we didn't die on impact and I didn't break any bones
>As I lay on the ground besides the cause of today misfortune, The Aryan Beauty came to my side
>"You came back for me?" I repeated my question
>"Of course I came back" she said "I couldn't let them... This is all my fault. If only I'd gotten here sooner"
>I can't bear to see her cry, so in my death bed I say "Maybe it's better... It's better this way"
>"Don't talk like that" she says while still in tears "You'll be all right. We're together now. Everything's going to be fine, you'll see."
>"At least I got to see you one last time" is what I manage to say as my conciousness starts to slowly fade out
>"No. No." I can see her and hear her words but I'm unable to answer them "Please. Please. Please don't leave me"
>Then the greatest miracle happens, Her beautiful mouth compels her melodious voice to utter three magical words
>"I love you" is the final message she has for me. I can at least die as a happy man
>But then, a lesser miracle occurs.
>Purple could actually use magic as she claimed, and administered a healing spell on me and Brad, which returned us to a better state
>"Rarity," I say her name even though im not used to it yet "please don't cry, I'm okay now"
>Her tears don't stop flowing but her face is illuminated by a wide smile as she hugs me
>"You are safe now" she says
>Then our lips join to form a kiss

>After all this incident was over, Snips and Snails were severely punished by the school but they weren't expelled because they were manipulated by Brad
>Brad on the other hand was enrolled into a correctional school due to planning an abduction and for trying to murder me and The Aryan Beauty. He could even go straight to jail once he comes of age
>The aryan Beauty and I loved each other for the rest of our lives and lived happily ever after

*beep beep beep*

>"That must have been the weirdest dream I've ever had" I say as I woke up
>Once I get to school, Vice-principal Luna gives me a Flyer for the musical theater club "You could even go to broadway" she says
>"Okay" I answer pretty wierded out by the coincidence of my dream and this offer
>"Norman" Puple calls me as soon as she gets to school "I'm sorry Norman"
>"Why?" I asked
>"Remember the spell we tried yesterday?" she answered my question with a question
>"The One that didn't have any effect?" I replied in the same manner
>"Yes," She finally gave me an actual answer "that spell broadcasted your dream to every tv in town last night"
>"I'm so sorry" she said but I wasn't able to respond. I just stood there until classes were over
>Goddamnit Purple

The Aryan Beauty and the racist - End