HagridQuest

American Thompson machine gun, Garand rifle, M1 carbine
Senegalese Tirailleurs, north African spahis, cherkesses (Circassian Muslims in Cossack uniforms), French infantry


You dragged everyone through the exit, unsure how long Inoue’s shield would hold the Cleaner but entirely certain you didn’t care to put it to the test. Your little team of four humans and one cat exited the Dangai Precipice World and returned to normal space. You emerged, blinking, into the sun. Soul Society lay before you like a period reenactment piece on Meiji-era Japan. Though the illusion was only skin deep; you could feel the thrum of reishi in everything, even the buildings were formed of compressed spirit particles.
Chad as maroon-black Rider. Ichigo, Inoue, Ishida and Rukia as other rangers (Faerie Rider, Rider Cross, Death Rider, Bullshit Rider). “Damn, you’re pretty cool Ossan. I mean, it’s not my genre, but…” “I taught him that,” Yoruichi nods with pride. “I didn’t know you were into that,” Urahara says thoughtfully. “You know, I probably have some outfits in stock-“
Orihime the Magical Girl. Yoruichi with the sickle shape of a scythe on her forehead. The men in tuxedoes; pure black, perfect white, aggressive red. “I dunno how I feel about this monkey suit, Ishida.” “Be silent, Kurosaki. Her powers increase exponentially the further from normal human logic we go. The least you could do is play along; [i]you[/i] didn’t have to stay up all night for a rush-order of tuxedoes. You have no right to complain.” “Quick Tuxedo Kurosaki-kun, we only have 72 hours to save the earth!” “Well, at least it’s not Puella Magi- I mean, I never watch magical girl anime.”
“Well, saddle up, kids. We’ve got a ways to go before we hit civilization proper.” Yoruichi you notice seems to have developed a liking for clothes after all. A shame that it seems to be chaps that are very nearly assless. Everyone mounts up on boars. “I don’t like where this is heading.” “Sorry kid. Boar-riding is just how we do things here in Old Rukongai. You just got to deal with it.” Meet Ganju, get in a fistfight. “Oh my! So manly!”
“I don’t want to live in this world anymore.”
Kurosaki engages the Gatekeeper in a series of rhyming couplet challenges.
“My gate you shall not pass ‘less you defeat me,
And thus prove worth to enter Soul Society,” the giant spoke, adjusting his fez to an aggressive angle.
You blink. Somehow, this is already weirder than the one where Chad was Kamen Rider.
“I got this, guys,” Kurosaki said boldly, stepping forward to stand in the giant’s shadow.
“I come unbidden, unknown, sight unseen
To the land of death, beyond our ken
If it be within our ways and means
To take back gentle Rukia to world of men.”
This was Kurosaki’s world? You were reluctantly forced to accept that the man had hidden talents.
Then a fistfight broke out. Jidanbo howled something about Kuosaki not sticking close enough to the traditional meter as his axe rose and fell like a frenzied lumberjack.

Zatroopa, Menwearpink, SirLaggington, Humbaba, KnightDisciple, Liam-don, kinglugia, StriderAnarchy9, drake_azathoth, GoukaRyuu, Drexal15, EVA-Saiyajin HymnOfRagnarok, Nuclearpower, Ronall, Dark Lord Bob, CrossyCross, Cytokinesis,  FriedIce, Priest, Rask, Kolper (Guys, we got our power up. Let’s just get over there and work our way up the Espada ladder!), (And find Nel.), Guile (and Ashido!), Khaos (Who?), Imperious (Do I really need to remind you not to underestimate Aizen? Urahara’s on our side, OMG is on our side, there’s no sense in going off half cocked.), Enohthree (I call it pulling an Ichigo.), kinglugia (Have we possibly considered joining up with Team Aizen? It seems to have worked out really well for Ishida :P), Graig (No, okay? Just no.) EVA-Saiyajin (Talk to him? What is wrong with you? This is WAR, he’s the ENEMY.) xenondestroyer (He’s our friend, not our enemy. Ichigo stands by his friends.), Dark Lord Bob, Alectai,
[quote=GeneralXanatos]Have I mentioned how much I hate our friends?[/quote]
EVA-Saiyajin (Did you not see him try to destroy our fucking power and make us an NPC?), Priest (*Art of SHINJI CUTTING ISHIDA IN HALF* *Totally metal*), Nanimani (Fucking Shinji what the fuck? Why are we seeing this when we’re unconscious?), Krain (Yeah, it’s not like we’re Chad.) TheOtherSandman (Shinji as a teacher? I can work with this.), Malcolmo (I think we need to give serious thought to turning Hueco Mundo into a police state.), CrossyCross (Maybe we can patrol it with faeries. Orihime likes meeting new people.), Kaioo (If somebody would actually fucking tell us things… where the hell is Urahara?), Chunq

 [quote=Rihaku][b]A Brief Stillness[/b][/quote]
[quote=Rihaku][b]Worlds Within[/b][/quote]
[quote=Rihaku][b]Oblivion Itself[/b][/quote]
[quote=Rihaku][b]Changing of Seasons[/b][/quote]
[quote=Rihaku][b]Red String of Fate[/b][/quote]
[quote=Rihaku][b]Prodigal Sons[/b][/quote]
[quote=Rihaku][b]The Last Quincy[/b][/quote]

TT video conferences, reports Lung found three bodies. Ritual murder. Skitter’s annoyed, says they’re still slipping her net; it shouldn’t be possible to kill people in her city without a single bug seeing anything. Prediction: If it’s the S9, we can expect two more sites like this one.
Regent: So there are still things Big Sister can’t see, can’t say I’m sorry about that.
TT: She does know about the thing with Imp, though. Grue isn’t pleased. Also she found your porn collection.
Regent: I know. Why do you think I have a porn collection in the first place?
Armsmaster, annoyed: Where?
TT: On Fourth, by the docks.
Coil: Enough. Pet?
Dinah: 54% it’s the S9. 24% New player like Echidna incident. 12% Lung is playing his own game. 10% Cauldron conspiracy.
Legend: !
TT: You know I’m going to have to be soothing Skitter’s ruffled feathers if you give Dinah another power headache.
Coil: One use isn’t going to adversely affect her. I’ll send a team. … It’s a shame Faultline skipped town before we could bring her in, they’d be perfect for this. Well. Make do with what you have.
Legend: I’ll tag along if you don’t mind. A single team shouldn’t be tracking the Nine.
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Legend: What is wrong with that man?
Vista: Sorry, what was that sir?
Clockblocker: Woah, this one’s been vivisected.
Organs are spread all over, neatly. Fletchette turns green.

Lung, stalking around.
Legend: So you are the same man. What brings you to Brockton Bay?
Lung: It has been interesting. Different from the Yangban.