Lvbot2 The Second

import urllib, urllib2, sys, pycurl, time, random
from BeautifulSoup import BeautifulSoup

#Post a notice. Source for 'posted from', replyTo represents message ID you're replying to.
#Leave replyTo blank if not a reply.
def postNotice(username, password, message, source, replyTo):
    try:
        c = pycurl.Curl()
        dataArray = {'status':message, 'source':source, 'in_reply_to_status_id':replyTo}
        data = urllib.urlencode(dataArray)
        c.setopt(pycurl.HTTPHEADER, ['User-Agent:Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.3; WOW64; rv:31.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/31.'])
        c.setopt(pycurl.POST, True)
        c.setopt(pycurl.WRITEFUNCTION, lambda x: None)
        c.setopt(pycurl.USERPWD, str(username)+':'+str(password))
        c.setopt(pycurl.URL, 'http://rainbowdash.net/api/statuses/update.xml')
        c.setopt(pycurl.POSTFIELDS, data)
        text = c.perform()
        c.close()
        return None
    except Exception as e:
        print e
        sys.exit()

#Check how many posts a user has made.
def getNoticeCount(userLink):
    try:
        request = urllib2.Request(userLink, headers={'User-Agent':'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.3; WOW64; rv:31.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/31.'})
        response = urllib2.urlopen(request)
        data = response.read()
        soup = BeautifulSoup(data)
        count = int(soup.findAll('dl', attrs={'class':'entity_notices'})[0].find('dd').text)
        return count
    except Exception as e:
        print 'You screwed something up.'
        print e
        sys.exit()

#Gets HTML for the timeline RSS feed.
def getTimeline():
    try:
        url = 'http://rainbowdash.net/api/statuses/public_timeline.rss'
        request = urllib2.Request(url, headers={'User-Agent':'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.3; WOW64; rv:31.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/31.'})
        response = urllib2.urlopen(request)
        data = response.read()
        return data
    except Exception as e:
        print 'Could not get timeline. Check site status or tell the programmer he\'s horrible.'
        print 'Send him this, if you do:'
        print e
        sys.exit()

#Gets a list of messages, (noticeID, username) format, and returns it.
def getStatuses():
    statusList = []
    soup = BeautifulSoup(getTimeline())
    try:
        for i in soup.findAll('item'):
            username = str(i.find('title').text.split(':')[0])
            noticeID = int(str(i.find('guid').text).split('/')[-1])
            statusList.append((noticeID, username))
    except Exception as e:
        print 'Could not parse statuses. Tell the programmer he\'s horrible.'
        print 'Send him this, too:'
        print e
        sys.exit()
    return statusList

#Processes a congratulatory message by checking their page,
#and getting the correct message to respond to.
#Otherwise it may respond to the wrong message if someone posts multiple times in a few seconds.
def processCongratulate(user, number):
    url = 'http://rainbowdash.net/'+str(user)+'/rss'
    request = urllib2.Request(url, headers={'User-Agent':'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.3; WOW64; rv:31.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/31.'})
    response = urllib2.urlopen(request)
    data = response.read()
    soup = BeautifulSoup(data)
    currentCount = getNoticeCount('http://rainbowdash.net/'+str(user))
    targetNotice = (currentCount - number)
    replyTo = int(str(soup.findAll('item')[targetNotice].attrs[0][1]).split('/')[-1])
    return replyTo

#Congratulates people for every 100,000th message it sees on the timeline.
def specialCongratulate(user, number):
    global specialMessages, username, password
    postNotice(username, password, random.choice(specialMessages) % (user, number), 'Bot Lounge with Welcome Pony', number)
    return None

#Congratulates people for every 1,000th message they've posted.
def normalCongratulate(user, number, replyTo):
    global normalMessages, redMessages, username, password
    replyTo = processCongratulate(user, number)
    if(str(user) == 'redenchilada'):
        postNotice(username, password, random.choice(redMessages) % (user, number), 'Bot Lounge with Welcome Pony', replyTo)
    else:
        postNotice(username, password, random.choice(normalMessages) % (user, number), 'Bot Lounge with Welcome Pony', replyTo)
    return None

#Adds a user to userDict with their post count.
def newUserDict(user, replyTo):
    global userDict
    userLink = 'http://rainbowdash.net/' + str(user)
    userDict[str(user)] = getNoticeCount(userLink)
    print 'Added ' + str(user) + ' to userDict. Post count: ' + str(userDict[str(user)])
    if(userDict[str(user)] % 1000 == 0):
        normalCongratulate(user, userDict[str(user)], replyTo)
    elif(userDict[str(user)] == 1):
        welcomeNewUser(str(user), replyTo)
    return None

#Increments a user's post count in userDict rather than checking their profile each time.
def updateUserDict(user, replyTo):
    global userDict
    userDict[str(user)] += 1
    if(userDict[str(user)] % 1000 == 0 and userDict[str(user)] != 0):
        normalCongratulate(user, userDict[str(user)], replyTo)
    print str(user) + ' posted. New count: ' + str(userDict[str(user)])
    return None

#Gets newest post from the timeline and returns its ID.
def newestNoticeID():
    newNoticeID = 0
    statusList = getStatuses()
    for i in statusList:
        if(i[0] > newNoticeID):
            newNoticeID = i[0]
    return newNoticeID

#Runs checks on each status it hasn't seen before.
#Knows if it's seen a message before based on the message's ID.
#Higher ID, newer post.
def findNewStatus():
    global currentNoticeID, userDict, username, password
    newMessage = False
    newNoticeID = currentNoticeID
    statusList = getStatuses()
    for i in statusList:
        if(i[0] > currentNoticeID):
            if(i[1] in userDict):
                updateUserDict(i[1], i[0])
            elif(i[1] not in userDict):
                newUserDict(i[1], i[0])
            newMessage = True
            if(i[0] > newNoticeID):
                newNoticeID = i[0]
        if(i[0] % 100000 == 0 and i[0] > currentNoticeID):
            specialCongratulate(i[1], i[0])
    currentNoticeID = newNoticeID
    return newMessage

#Welcomes new users to be better than WelcomePony
def welcomeNewUser(user, replyTo):
    global welcomeMessages, username, password
    postNotice(username, password, random.choice(welcomeMessages) % user, 'Bot Lounge with Welcome Pony', replyTo)

#currentNoticeID represents the most recent notice it read,
#userDict stores how many posts each user has.
#Special and normal messages for when people reach a 100,000th RDN message,
#or 1,000th personal message respectively.
welcomeMessages = ['@%s Welcome to RDN! I\'m a better bot than @WelcomePony, but don\'t tell anyone or she might break up with me.',
                   '@%s Welcome! You know, to this website. It\'s pretty inactive, and has very much drama, but it is a good site. I hope you enjoy your stay, cutie booty. Also I\'m better than @WelcomePony.']
specialMessages = ['@%s Wow. That was RDN\'s %sth dash. That\'s a bunch.',
                   '@%s You made RDN\'s %sth dash. Almost as many dashes as there are owls Ross has killed.']
normalMessages = ['@%s Wow, you reached your %sth message. Guess you don\'t get out much.',
                  '@%s Whoah now. %s posts? Isn\'t that how many raccoons and skunks @papyrus has killed?',
                  '@%s Whoah. %s posts? That\'s about how many arguments RDN has. Each hour.',
                  '@%s Nice job. You reached your %sth post. Great. Even if you\'re just compensating.',
                  '@%s Astounding. %s posts. That\'s maybe a hundredth of how many times Red cried when he played To The Moon.']
redMessages = ['@%s OMG, Red-senpai, you just reached your %sth post. So many messages of delicious goodness from you.',
               '@%s You know what, Red? Take my %s \'I love you\'s, because that\'s how many posts you\'ve made.',
               '@%s Red, hey, hey Red, you just hit %s posts. That\'s about how many times I\'ve smiled because of you.']
currentNoticeID = newestNoticeID()
userDict = {'username':'int'}
username = str(raw_input('Bot username: '))
password = str(raw_input('Bot password: '))
#Say yes you monster.
raw_input('Do you love bots?\n')
wait = 6
findNewStatus()
while(1):
    try:
        newMessage = findNewStatus()
        if(wait <= 38 and not newMessage):
            wait += 2
        elif(newMessage):
            wait = 6
        time.sleep(wait)
    except Exception as e:
        print 'The programmer must suck.'
        print e
        sys.exit()