M.O.D.S.

Young fan, there's still content to play
That's right, young fan, if you're willing to pay
And so, young fan, get your wallet today
There's no need to buy DLC

Young fan, we just monetized mods
'Cause it's cheaper than just doing our jobs
But there's one thing we need to get in order:
Modders only get one quarter!

It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.
It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.

We have plenty of mods
You can buy with one click
Look at these immersive horse dicks!

It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.
It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.

You can buy them on Steam
It's one hell of a deal
It's not us trying a prank, it's real!
Young fan, are you complaining to us?

Did you ever think we deserved your trust?
Shut up, young fan, get on board the hype bus
'Cause you've got to know we're serious!
No mod needs to be free for your use

Even if the system leads to abuse
So just pay us for the M.O.D.S.
And you'll never hear us confess

It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.
It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.

There's a ton of content
If you just get aboard
How 'bout 20 bucks for a sword?

It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.
It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.

You can buy them on Steam
It's one hell of a deal
It's not us trying a prank, it's real!

Young fan, paid mods were a mistake
But we'll be back, there's still cash out to rake
With our new plan, there's no way it could crack
When Fallout 4 comes, they'll be back!

Young fan, what we're trying to say
Is that your mods will require you to pay
And the patches that you'll need from the start
'Cause the bugs are always the worst part!

It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.
It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.

You can buy them on Steam
It's one hell of a deal
It's not us trying a prank, it's real!

M.O.D.S.
It's fun to pay for our M.O.D.S.

Young fan, young fan,
There's no need to be rash

Young fan, young fan,
Just hand us all your cash

M.O.D.S.
Just pay for our M.O.D.S.

Young fan, young fan,
I'm not lying to you

Young fan, young fan,
Like I've been prone to do…