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- You are a newly appointed captain of Earth's newest starship in the far future. As with regulation, you get to name your own ship. What'll it be /k/? Regulation doesn't allow profane/inappropriate language in names.
- USS Ides of March in my preferred name.
- >inb4 Forward Unto Dawn
- If You Can Read This, We're Ramming
- Terminal Diplomacy
- A Fondness For Futile Gestures
- Romantic Notion
- Grand, Great, Gone
- Vanguard
- Woe
- Ozymandias
- Look Upon My Works (They're Target-Locked And Coming At You)
- A Mote In God's Eye
- Leisurely Xenocide
- Our Response Is
- We've Got Reserves!
- Notions of Necessity
- Terra Invicta
- Pull The Other One, It's Got Thermonuclear Bombs On It
- Payload: Nebulous
- Mission: Vague
- Destination: Your Glassed Homeplanet
- By Reading This You've Wasted Valuable Time And We Have Gained A Target Lock
- Consider The Following...
- Spatium Solutus
- Second Wind
- Last Gasp Of A Dying Species With Only One Important Trait: Endless Spite
- Ex Infernor
- Sod It
- That Which Can Eternal Lie
- Wish You Were Here
- God-Slaying Machine
- Diplomacy
- Gray Area
- Meatfucker
- No Greater Gods
- World-Scarring Solar Glory
- Anywhere But Here
- Silence and Motion
- Valse de la Terre
- Eve of Destruction
- Aloha Belle!
- Triple Threat
- Infernal Anna
- "Missed One, Cunts"
- The Thorn
- Vigil
- Flying Earthman
- Mourner
- Exile
- Scion
- Bearer of the Torch
- Despair
- The Last Straw
- Say My Name
- Two For Flinching
- Do You Feel Lucky?
- Bum Rush
- Ready or Not
- Brilliant Shores
- Long Time Coming
- Lance Held High
- Point of No Return
- Midsummer Night
- Eminent Domain
- Say My Name
- Armageddon's Edge
- Gettysburg
- Ready or Not
- Two For Flinching
- Bum Rush
- Razor's Edge
- Apocalypso
- Unjustified Certainty
- Unthinkable Alternative
- Tyrannicide,
- Long Time Coming
- Dakota
- Iroquois
- A Mirage
- Diplomatic Immunity
- She’s One of Ours, Sir
- Looks Abandoned
- Suspicious Activity
- Friendly Vessel
- Empty Sky
- Sunglare
- Son of Olympus
- Odd Cloud Patch
- Belay That Order
- Weather Balloon
- Just An Illusion
- Silent Image
- Greater Image
- Dwarves
- International Incident
- Not Important
- Nothing to Worry About
- Probably Swamp Gas
- Supposed to be Here
- This is a Drill
- It’s Fine, I Know That Guy
- False Alarm
- Stand Down
- Hotspur
- Targeting Error
- The Yellow Rose of Texas
- Tranquility
- Equanimity
- Ataraxia
- Bedlam for Breakfast
- Coup de Sperme
- Ejaculate Mass
- Roanoke
- Venator
- Pain Train
- Firewalker
- End of the Line
- Aegis Fate
- Heimdal
- Spirit of Saint Ivan
- Sieglinde
- Siegfried
- Siegmund
- Ares' Spear
- Scorched Earth
- Sword of Mars
- Nelson
- Spyglass
- Look On My Works...
- Ye Mighty...
- ...And Despair
- Space BRRT
- Schadenfreude
- Shrike
- Levithan
- Never Coming Home
- Luna
- God Send
- Planetary Lobotomy
- Celestial Erection
- Venture Star
- Point of No Return
- Nostromo
- Conrad
- Apocalypse Soon
- Horizon
- Vae Victis
- Victory
- Ajax
- Manifest Destiny
- She's One of Ours, Sir!
- Terror
- Vengeance
- Victor
- Vindicator
- Tempest
- Typhoon
- Victory
- Fury
- Planetary Annihilation
- Big Iron
- Holy Diver
- Sovereign
- Old Hickory
- Litany of Litany's Litany
- MAXIMUM FUCK
- SSDD Freudian Nightmare
- The Hammer Of God
- Closing Statement
- Submarine Street
- Remember 16
- Heart and Soul
- Holy Lonely Night
- Try Again
- Enterprise
- You
- Am I Being Detained?
- Permission To Speak Freely, Sir
- Ramming Speed
- Heart of Darkness
- Danger Zone
- Excalibur
- Hrunting
- Taming Sari
- Kladenets
- Harpe
- Crocea Mors
- Arondight
- Galatine
- Gram
- Joyeuse
- Tizona
- Zulfiqar
- Atrocity Fountain
- The State Department Would Like You To Reconsider
- Big Stick
- Space Battleship Missouri
- The Big Stick
- Aspect of Glass
- The Devil You Know
- The Devil You Don’t
- Orion
- Aurora
- Hero
- Headlong
- Hammer, to Fall
- Innuendo
- Made in Heaven
- Man on the Prowl
- Nevermore
- The Night Comes Down
- The Show Must Go On
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Dubya
- Millennium Falcon
- So Much Gravitas. All The Gravitas.
- Enterprise
- Ark Royal
- Odysseus
- Prometheus
- Argo
- No More Mr Nice Guy
- Gunboat Diplomat
- I Said, I've Got A Big Stick
- Now Look What You've Made Me Do
- The Last Bloodstripe
- Captain to All Hands: Evacuate, This is not a Drill!
- This is not a Drill
- Then There was One
- Your Green Ladies
- Kirk
- The Dotted I's and Crossed T's
- Let Us Tell You a Tale.
- Bite The Pillow
- Going in Dry
- Gratuitous Violence
- Pointy Stick
- Soviet Russia
- Make Us
- Tried To Lose: Failure
- Zero Zero One Zero Zero
- Them Apples
- Lee Roy
- Pillage Then Burn
- Iceland
- Final Countdown
- Version 0
- Then: The Last
- The Party Dont Stop
- Loose Ends
- Terminus
- Scipio
- Dominus
- Invictus
- Trial by Fire
- Peace at the Point of a Gun
- Alternatively: USS Gunpoint
- Olympus Mons
- Fires of the Sun
- USSS Chocolate Homunculus
- USSS Breeze Dangler
- USSS Reacharound
- USSS Hatefucker
- Incorrigible
- Cold Harbor
- Everest
- Ad Patres
- Ad Finem
- Constantia Et Virtute
- Caveat Viator
- USS PENETRATION
- Wrath
- Warspite
- Arms of Mars
- Athena's Wrath
- Fury of Poseidon
- Neptune's Wake
- Slapper
- Kebab Sticker
- We Make Zipperheads!
- Mjolnir
- Yggdrasil
- Texas Ranger
- Strong Implications
- Your Waifu's Shit
- Stoppin Powah
- Nothin Personnel Kid
- Vietnam Fucking Shit
- 50 Alien Eliminator
- USS It's a Meme You Dip
- Death and Taxes
- Death Before Dishonor
- Republic at the Gates
- Alas Babylon
- Their Finest Hour
- In Rapid Succession
- Within Regulation
- Brave New World
- Gallipoli
- City of World's Desire
- Wings of Icarus
- Carthago Delenda Est
- USS Knox
- USS Dexter
- USS Dearborn
- USS Spencer
- USS Ramsey
- USS Royall
- UNS Sif
- UNS Freyja
- UNS Nerthus
- UNS Zisa
- UNS Skadi
- UNS Hel
- UNS Hretha
- UNS Gersemi
- Maersk St. Helens
- Maersk Rainier
- Maersk Yellowstone
- Maersk Krakatoa
- Maersk Novarupta
- Maersk Okmok
- Maersk Hood
- PLAS Chi-you
- PLAS Fu Xi
- PLAS Leizu
- PLAS Lao zi
- PLAS Shujun
- PLAS Da Yu
- USS Ayylmao
- >Dickbutt Express
- >Larry H. Darkshark
- >UNSC McNiggerator
- >UNSC Boobenfloppen
- Stand And Deliver
- The Blind Will See
- Best Left Unspoken
- Ouroboros
- Swift and Terrible Sword
- I Was Promised Gravitas
- Hurt Locker
- Haha, Made You Flinch
- God's Misplaced Multitool
- I Can't Hear You Over The Deafening Silence of My Gravitas
- E.F.S.V
- Earth Federation Space Vessel:
- EFSV: Napoleon
- EFSV: Dresden
- EFSV: Iron Maiden
- EFSV: Smoothbore
- EFSV: Cradle of life
- EFSV: Mock us and see
- EFSV: You're in here with me
- EFSV: There for the taking
- EFSV: By the horns
- EFSV: Samurai
- EFSV: Bushido
- EFSV: Emperor
- EFSV: Battalion
- EFSV: Charles Martel
- EFSV: Victoria
- EFSV: Shiva
- EFSV: Kali
- EFSV: Anansi
- EFSV: Guillotine
- EFSV: Revolution
- EFSV: Soviet Red
- EFSV: Panzer
- EFSV: Rome
- EFSV: Ceaser
- EFSV: Alexander
- EFSV: Alexandria
- EFSV: Babylon
- Efsv:
- The Broad Side of a Barn
- Danger Will Robinson
- I Don't Wanna Miss a Thang
- By the By, Bye
- Good Night, Moon
- The Compensator
- Do Yourself a Favor and Run
- Read This and Weep
- Just Passing Through (You)
- Drop Trou and Grab Your Ankles
- It's Snowing on Mount Fuji
- Ever Heard Of (Your Homeworld Here)? Me Neither
- Outside Context Solution
- Full Stop, No Brakes
- Your Destruction Was Always Inevitable, Now It Is Imminent
- Strong Language
- Long-Winded Diatribe
- Skub
- Anti-Skub
- I'm No Moon
- (The entire themesong of Space Battleship Yamato)
- Otamay
- Causality Casualty
- Your Self Destruct Sequence
- Well, Do Ya, Punk?
- Freddie Mercury
- Kirk>Picard
- Base Delta Zero
- Planetary Burn Notice
- The IRS
- Fuck You
- No, Seriously, Fuck You
- Gigadeth
- Fire
- When Diplomacy Fails
- Seig Kaiser Reinhard
- A Strongly Worded Letter
- Plan B
- EFSV: Patton
- EFSV: Churchill
- EFSV: Rommel
- EFSV: De Gaulle
- EFSV: Musolini
- EFSV: Uncle Joe
- EFSV: Sunset
- EFSV: Atom Bomb
- EFSV: You'll need to do better than that
- EFSV: Dreadnaught
- EFSV: Conquest
- EFSV: Royalty
- EFSV: Achtung Volk
- EFSV: Godbless America
- EFSV: God save the Queen
- EFSV: Hakka
- EFSV: Hong Kong
- EFSV: Yangzhe
- EFSV: Lung
- EFSV: Dragon
- EFSV: Dragoon
- EFSV: Bombard
- EFSV: Reach for the skies
- EFSV: Highwayman
- EFSV: Thug Savant
- Spiteful hound
- Turnback
- Hard knock
- Brick
- Cinderblock
- Sledgehammer
- Surgeon
- Haymaker
- Negotiator
- Diplomatic solutions
- Peace
- Big enough rock
- Notarmedatallfaggots
- Totallyunarmed
- Iswearwe'renotgonnaattack
- You don't need glasses
- SPAAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!!
- Born to rail(gun)
- Yes they're real
- Can I go home yet?
- I'm afraid I can't do that
- Nuked from space
- Titanic
- Lusitania
- Yamato (lel)
- Casus Belli
- Pax ex Gladius
- Semper Bellicosa
- Coitus Irae
- Tu Impune
- The SS Ssssssss (hey I only had an S stencil)
- Purple People Eater
- We've gone plaid!
- I brake for kittens
- PIGS IN SPAAACE (esp. if it's an MPs ship)
- >inb4 Forward Unto Dawn
- Oh yeah...um
- EFSF Backward Unto dusk.
- Beat that.
- Stationary at Noon
- Side-stepping At Twilight
- USS Laterally into dusk
- EFSF Vertical at Tea-time
- Fourth Dimension Traversal Yesterday
- Waiting Patiently For Tomorrow
- Waiting Impatiently For Yesterday
- USS Receding into the Night
- the Hurry Up and Wait
- >now we come up with names for Convenant Vessels
- The Altar of Particular Exquisiteness
- Muh Prophets
- Purple Space Dildo
- Don't Look Too Much Into It, It's Alien Space Magic
- Angry, Angry Lizardman
- HMCS RECTAL BURNS
- HMCS I'M JUST A FARMER
- HMCS FIGHT ME CUNTS
- HMCS QUEEN ELIZABETH II
- HMCS BRICK WITH GUNS
- HMCS HOLY SHIT
- HMCS WHAT THE DICKENS
- HMCS HE WENT THAT A WAY
- HMCS FOR CROWN AND CUNTRY
- HMCS FIRE THE GUY IN CHARGE OF NAMING THESE VESSELS
- HMCS SCMH
- HMCS HOOD
- HMCS HUMAN PRIVILEGE
- HMCS SHIT LICKERS
- HMCS NOOT NOOT
- HMCS CALL THE ADMIRAL. HE CAN'T UNSINK YOU
- HMCS FUCK THE ATF
- MNS (Mexican naval ship) JESUS IS MY COPILOT
- HMCS LARGE ASTEROID
- HMCS STINKDICK
- HMCS ANAL AGGRAVATION
- USS Aluminum Monster
- USS Fucking Stop It
- Command: Mythological paradises (Olympus, Valhalla, Tian , etc,)
- Carriers: Historical leaders (Whoever's on your currency)
- Battleships: States/Provinces (Iowa, Urdmurtia, Alsace, Guangdong, Honshu)
- Cruisers: Other famous people (John Mortimer Smith, Calvin Broadus, Curtis Jackson, Zimmerman)
- Destroyers: Cities (London, Shenzen, Detroit...ew)
- Frigates: Whatever sounds cool
- Corvettes: You assholes get numbers and you'll like it
- Science: Famous vessels, scientists, explorers (Enterprise, Einstein, Cortez)
- Hornswoggled
- A Colorful Expose of Your Entrails
- Great Googly Moogly!
- The Error Is Yours
- Gunthammer
- Thurdersex
- Clint Turbodiesel
- Ace Rockfist
- Missile Boat - Ticonderoga
- Dreadnaught - Vigilance
- Carrier - Nine Eleven
- Destroyer - Eisenstein
- Frigate - Unfriendly
- Cruiser - Alexander's Grindstone
- Transport/Cargo - Liberalism
- Battle Cruiser - Litany of Purgation
- Battleship - Phalanx
- Antagonist
- Arrogant
- Attack
- Audacious
- Bruiser
- Challenger
- Conqueror
- Courageous
- Dauntless
- Defiance
- Devastation
- Dreadnought
- Formidable
- Furious
- Thunder Child
- Freudian Implications
- Silent Service
- Red Shift
- Right of Way
- Bigger Ben
- Leeroy Gambit
- Second Star To The Right
- Mild Turbulence
- Grandfather Paradox
- Fathomless Truculence
- Extinction Level Event
- From Darkness... Light
- Hot Heart's Shell
- Asimov
- Ironsides
- Pale Horse
- When In Doubt
- Will Travel
- Roche Limit
- That'll Buff Out
- Insincere Apologies
- These Violent Delights
- 'Til They Glow
- Intolerant Ideals
- Contents May Vary
- Equal Speed Charlie London
- Alisa Dvachevskaya
- Misheala Fields
- Natalia Poklonskaya
- Olga Dmitievna
- Sandhya Ramani
- Siobhan
- Sinead
- Badb Catha
- Loki
- Huginn
- Muninn
- Wagram
- Roitelet
- Intendant
- Vizir
- Marengo
- Tauris
- Cyrus
- Styrie
- Désirée
- Assuming international co-operation in the ISS/UNSC/EFSV thing, by country;
- Ark Royal
- Enterprise
- Krasniy Oktyabr
- Téméraire (Honourable mention: "Pourquoi Pas ?")
- Liaoning
- Kōtetsu (Honourable mention: "Kankō Maru")
- Seongnam
- Baratang
- Indomito (Honourable mention: "Minerva")
- Silvado
- And just for our Commonwealth Friends;
- Iroquois
- Wollongong
- Manawanui
- I also like the naming convention in Mass Effect;
- Frigates - Battles
- Cruisers - Cities
- Dreadnoughts - Major mountains
- Merchants - Rivers etc.
- wish you were here
- dark side of the moon
- how the west was won
- ...and justice for all
- bat out of hell
- ESS Austerlitz
- ESS Königgrätz
- ESS Sedan
- ESS Würzburg
- ESS Stahlriese
- ESS Lentia
- ESS Noricum
- ESS Vindobonna
- ESS Liechtenstein
- ESS Ferocity
- ESS Manchester
- ESS Dublin
- ESS Shetland
- ESS Prince Charles
- ESS Mafalda
- ESS Emiglia Romana
- ESS Catania
- ESS Milano
- ESS Semaforo
- ESS Toulouse
- ESS Cherbourg
- ESS Verdun
- ESS Cristoforo Colombo
- ESS Sevilla
- ESS Wroclaw
- ESS Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
- USS I Seen A Skull
- USS Attackin' Tha Rim
- USS Educatin' Tha Community
- USS Naturally Real
- USS I'm Luvin' Dis Rap Money Cause It's Different Than Regular Money
- USS It'd Be Heaven On Earth If Cops Were Drafted & Not Hired
- USS I Am The King Of Rap U Work At Dominos Pizza
- USS F%ck Ur Wedding Walkin' Dead Man
- USS Put Sum Relish An Musta on It It Ain't Extra
- USS Cops Can't Read III
- USS The Rocketship Bus 2
- USS Atomic Bombs and Mutually Assured Destruction is Fuckin' Stupid II
- USS My Ghost Army
- USS Thanksgivin
- USS The Moon Is My Son He Look Just Like Me II
- USS They Pen Ain't Mightia Than My Pistol
- USS Ave Nex Alea
- Or maybe just Nex Alea.
- These wouldn't work for a capital ship, but on fighters or bombers..
- But I Discharge Exhaust From There
- Mongo Like Balloons
- Fuck It. We Do it Live.
- LOUD NOISES
- Warm, Warmer, Disco!
- They See Me Orbiting... They Hatin
- Fuck You, Sir Isaac Newton
- OC
- EFSV:LongCat
- EFSV:PartyVan
- EFSV:MooT
- EFSV:4tune
- EFSV:Pepe
- EFSV:The lulz
- EFSV:Giganigger
- EFSV:Taxmaster
- EFSV:BanHammer
- EFSV:HitlerDidNothingWrong
- EFSV:BestPony
- EFSV:Pool's Closed
- EFSV:MurderCock
- EFSV:Rickroll
- EFSV:GitGud
- EFSV:Tripfag
- EFSV:404 mercy-not-found
- EFSV:maymays
- EFSV:>Implying
- now that i got that out of my system
- EFSV: Laika
- EFSV: Yuri Gagarin
- EFSV: Neil Armstrong
- EFSV: Jules Verne
- EFSV: Carl Sagan
- EFSV: Gilgamesh
- EFSV: Darius I
- EFSV: Odyssey
- EFSV: Alexander
- EFSV: Julius Caesar
- EFSV: Sun Tzu
- EFSV: Montezuma
- EFSV: Firstborn
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