KCQ: AIRCRAFT CARRIER CONSEQUENCES

Essex CV-9 who was Admiral Settles fightnest ship was one day in an office typing on a computer. She got an email from the admiral that said that abyssals and chinese were attacking his place and aksed her for help so she went.

Essex CV-9 ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. She kept water skating down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because she ddint have bofors.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the shimakaze and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Essex CV-9s quest to help her admiral where he was. Essex CV-9 looked around the countrysides and said “ITS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME AND HELP MY ADMIRAL DEFEAT MY FEOS”.

Essex CV-9 was late so she had to skate really fast. An NCIS was hiden near by so when Essex CV-9 went by the NCIS came and wanted to give her a ticket. Here Essex CV-9 saw the first monster because the NCIS was posessed and had Wo.

“I CANT GIVE YOU MY LISENSE OFFICER” Essex CV-9 said

“Why not?” said the Wo NCIS back to Essex CV-9.

“BECAUSE WO IS WOE” so Essex CV-9 shot the NCIS in the head and glided off thinking “MY ADMIRAL IS IN TROUBLE THERE” and went faster.

Essex CV-9 had to go faster like the speed of torpedo and got there fast because Settle needed her where he was. Essex CV-9 looked at road signs and saw “Sunda Strait” with someons writing under it saying “u shudnt come here” so Essex CV-9 almost turned around but heard screaming like Settle so she went faster again.

Essex CV-9 skated in and did another immelman turn n jumped off her banshee and the banshee took out some headcrab zombies infront of Essex CV-9. Essex CV-9 smiled and skated fast. Essex CV-9 then looked on the ground and found bofors so she pickd it up and fired fast at abyssal goasts in front of a pier.

Essex CV-9 said “Abyssal goasts leave this place” and the abyssal goasts said “but this is our pier” and Essex CV-9 felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were abyssal goasts so she blew up the pier and killed the abyssaal goasts so they were at piece.

Then Essex CV-9 herd another scream from her admiral so she kept skating really faster to get where he was. Sunda Straits was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and your waifus were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from science anon.

When Essex CV-9 got to where the screaming was started from she found her admiral Admiral Settle fightin the final bosss and Settle said “Essex what the fuck even is this delusion of yours!” so Essex CV-9 went there to where Admiral Settle was fighting. Essex CV-9 fired her round from teh bofors really fast and the rounds went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Admiral Settle said “please stop involving me in your weird stories!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. Essex CV-9 said “THANKS I COULD HELP, ADMIRAL” and Admiral Settle said "stop meming at me” and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because Essex CV-9 yelled “LOOK OUT ADMIRAL!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Admiral Settle looked up and said “FUCK! Can I have just one day around you where everything doesn't go straight to Shit Country!” and Essex CV-9 skated real fast out.

Essex CV-9 loked back and saw Settle get steppd on by the next boss and she was mad and angry.

“I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, EVIL BOSS!” Essex CV-9 yelled at the top of lungs.