WRITER ==> INTRODUCE AERRYN ZEAKCH

Your name is AERRYN ZEAKCH and HOT DAMN DO YOU LIKE HUMAN GREEK MYTHOLOGY.

Your TROLLHANDLE is problematicHistorian (PH)
You're ABOUT 8 SWEEPS (18 HUMAN YEARS) OLD. Upon entering SGRUB, you were granted the title of HEIR OF MIND and the LAND OF PUZZLES AND WISDOM, which HOLDS MANY FASCINATING PUZZLES, ARTIFACTS, AND ANCIENT LANGUAGES YOU COULD STUDY FOR CENTURIES, NOT TO MENTION SNAKE-LIKE CONSORTS WITH ARMS THAT RESEMBLE NAGAS FROM HUMAN MYTHOLOGY. This, of course, has driven you to TRY AND UNITE THEM, WITH YOU USING YOUR PICKAXEx2 KIND SPECIBUS TO LEAD THEM ONWARDS. Your FRIENDS, of course have ASKED YOU TO STOP, BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?

You are JADE BLOODED, and PEOPLE HAVE COMPARED YOU TO MEDUSA AND ATHENA, DEPENDING ON WHO THEY ARE. You are NATRUALLY CURIOUS, BUT MOST OF THE TIME CAUTIOUS, BECAUSE PUZZLES HAVE BLOWN UP IN YOUR FACE MORE THAN ONCE. You are also CUNNING WHEN IT SUITS YOU, and you CAN SCARE SOME PEOPLE IF YOU TRY, ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR SPECIAL SNAKESWORDKIND THAT YOU USE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

Your SYLLADEX is formatted in the version GREEK MATCHUP-MODUS, where you TAKE THE ITEM AND MATCH IT TO A GREEK IDEA. You eventually find what humans call a MORGAN-FREEMAN-MODUS, and you frequently switch from either of them.

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