[20:07] ~RM: "Our tale begins in the bustling metropolis of Nightshade. It is quite the city. A popular tourist destination, the place is crowded this time of year. It's also a popular spot for wanderers, or people who just have nowhere else to go."
[20:07] ~RM: "Our heroes are doing whatever they feel like. Have fun, folks."
[20:07] Ohm-ari: (Would have been perfect for Leo)
[20:07] Ohm-ari: (Anyway)
[20:07] Merril The Beast: (Woot!_
[20:08] Merril The Beast: (People's loot sacks, here I come!)
[20:08] Ohm-ari: (I don't know what I'd be doing)
[20:08] Ohm-ari: (I'll just meet up with them at some point)
[20:09] • Letha Garner is currently hanging out at the bar, not doing much else.
[20:09] • Merril The Beast is wandering around the lovely streets of Nightshade, until she cuts the purse of a near by fat man and bolts like hell
[20:09] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[20:09] Merril The Beast: (FAK)
[20:09] ~RM: (my first roll. eeeeee)
[20:09] Letha Garner: (the first roll of the game ladies and gentlemen)
[20:09] Ohm-ari: (Somebody screencap it)
[20:10] ~RM: "Meeril is promptly noticed by the portly man, and screams aloud. 'Hey! Stop, thief! Someone help me!'"
[20:10] ~RM: Who*"
[20:10] Merril The Beast: Oh, shit.
[20:10] • Merril The Beast ducks into the nearest bar.
[20:10] Merril The Beast: (Yes, that bar.)
[20:11] ~RM: (hurrah!)
[20:11] Merril The Beast: Uh, hey, bar man. Give me a drink of any sort and I will definitely pay for it.
[20:12] ~RM: "The police hear the man's plea, and obtain a profile of the sexy cat burglar. They fan out and search the streets"
[20:12] • Letha Garner slaps a few coins down on the bar and motions for some drinks for herself.
[20:12] Merril The Beast: (Fak fak fak fak fak.)
[20:12] ~RM: (mingle quickly, ladies)
[20:13] Letha Garner: (Iiiiiiii've gone noshing wronk offishers)
[20:13] • Merril The Beast sits down next to Letha
[20:13] • Ohm-ari notices the commotion from a nearby bookstore
[20:13] Merril The Beast: Hey, you look able, mind helping a girl out?
[20:13] • Ohm-ari gets the attention of a nearby person
[20:14] ~RM: (say a thing)
[20:14] Letha Garner: Shur mish, depensh on whash ya needs.
[20:14] ~RM: (oh fuck me XD)
[20:14] ~RM: (pirate speak?)
[20:14] Letha Garner: (druuuuuuuunk)
[20:14] Ohm-ari: (Frost. I'm talking to an NPC)
[20:14] ~RM: (yeah. Say something to them.)
[20:15] Ohm-ari: What's going on out there?
[20:15] Merril The Beast: Uh, probably going to be avoiding some cops.
[20:15] Merril The Beast: Mind lending a hand?
[20:16] ~RM: "A tourist turns around to answer Ari's question. 'Oh my sir, a simple excuse me would suffice! At any rate, there seems to be some commotion caused by a common thief. Nothing to concern yourself over.'"
[20:16] Merril The Beast: (Fuck you, dice. We were friends. WHY DO THING)
[20:16] Ohm-ari: Oh ok. Thanks though.
[20:16] Letha Garner: Pssshaw, copsh are noshing ta a garl lishk me.
[20:17] • Ohm-ari continues to look for a book of healing magic
[20:17] • Merril The Beast nods calmly despite freaking the fuck out
[20:17] ~RM: "A policeman comes to a stop by the window and peaks inside"
[20:17] Merril The Beast: Okay, good.
[20:17] Merril The Beast: Be ready
[20:17] ~RM: "He squints, and suddenly notices Merril inside!"
[20:17] Letha Garner: sheeee ya jus gosta fin a ship ta hides ooon.
[20:17] ~RM: (also for gnerm)
[20:18] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[20:18] Ohm-ari: (Wheee)
[20:18] Merril The Beast: (Check to see if I notice I've been noticed.)
[20:18] Letha Garner: Liek maaah beashiful daishy. My beaushiful, beaushiful daishy
[20:18] ~RM: "Ari stumbles upon a bookstore specializing specifically in healing magics"
[20:18] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[20:18] Ohm-ari: (niiice)
[20:18] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[20:19] ~RM: "Merril is completely oblivious to guard and takes no measures to conceal herself."
[20:19] Merril The Beast: (FUUUUUCK)
[20:19] Merril The Beast: (DIIIIIIIIIIICE)
[20:19] • Ohm-ari enters said store and begins browsing the wares
[20:19] ~RM: "Garner making a drunk scene gets his attention further, and he bursts in through the door!
[20:19] ~RM: "*
[20:19] ~RM: (cuz of the 1 yo)
[20:19] Merril The Beast: Oh damn.
[20:19] Letha Garner: Sheeeee wash so beaushifuuuul you sheeee, tha mosht beaushiful on the seaaaas.
[20:20] Merril The Beast: Oh, you poor drunk.
[20:20] Merril The Beast: Let me help you home.
[20:20] ~RM: 'You! I need to ask you some questions, miss!'
[20:20] • Merril The Beast slings Letha over her should
[20:20] Merril The Beast: *shoulder
[20:20] Merril The Beast: Sorry, I have to take my friend home.
[20:20] ~RM: 'Halt! I recognize you!'
[20:20] Letha Garner: Yoooour a beashiful shoul you knoooow *hic*
[20:20] Merril The Beast: Maybe, but can't you let it slide? I have this poor drunk woman.
[20:20] Merril The Beast: She needs me.
[20:20] Merril The Beast: Unless you wanna take her home.
[20:21] Letha Garner: I neeeesh a shiiiiip
[20:21] ~RM: 'You're that girl always getting in trouble with the law! Merril, don't make this worse than it needs to be.'
[20:21] Letha Garner: A beaushifuuuul shiiiip, like mah daaishy.
[20:21] Merril The Beast: Alright, I'll come quietly, just let me set her down.
[20:21] ~RM: 'Return the stolen goods and your sentence will be lenient'
[20:21] • Merril The Beast pushes Letha at the guard
[20:21] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[20:21] • Letha Garner flops about
[20:22] ~RM: (you're the new me!)
[20:22] ~RM: (also while I'm at it)
[20:22] Letha Garner: (lol)
[20:22] Merril The Beast: (I AM BEING SO SUEDE, FUCK YOU DICE)
[20:22] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20 ): 4
[20:22] ~RM: "Ari can't seem to spot any texts that interest him in this store, at the moment"
[20:23] ~RM: "The guard smoothly evades Garner, and she falls flat on her face like a drunk. 'This is your last warning Merril! I'm warning you for your own good, don't make this harder than it needs to be!'"
[20:23] Merril The Beast: (Dice, I fucking hate you. I'm using the spinner from life in all my rolls from now on.)
[20:23] ~RM: (XD)
[20:24] • Letha Garner passes out
[20:24] Merril The Beast: Uh... Aw, sod it.
[20:24] • Merril The Beast draws Lefty and Jim
[20:24] ~RM: "the guard sighs 'Alright, if you insist. Your sentence will only get worse for resisting arrest.'"
[20:24] Merril The Beast: (DICE DON'T FAIL ME)
[20:24] ~RM: "The guard draws his sword and lunges at Merril"
[20:25] • Merril The Beast dodge and grab a nearby civillian
[20:25] ~RM: (wow, you'rer a bitch)
[20:25] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[20:25] Merril The Beast: (I want to live without killing)
[20:25] ~RM: (nope)
[20:25] Merril The Beast: (This is a good way to do it.)
[20:25] Merril The Beast: (DIIIIIICE)
[20:25] Merril The Beast: (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK)
[20:25] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[20:25] Letha Garner: (hahahaha)
[20:26] ~RM: "The civilian screams and struggles to get out of Merril's grip, distracting her long enough for the guard to push her down."
[20:26] Merril The Beast: (Alright, let the record show I ran out of choices.)
[20:26] • Merril The Beast stabs the guard in the neck with Lefty
[20:26] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[20:26] Merril The Beast: (Dice. We're done.)
[20:26] Letha Garner: (baahahaha)
[20:26] ~RM: (you're on a roll!)
[20:26] Merril The Beast: (I'm fucking buying Life right now.)
[20:27] ~RM: (geddit? Roll? Dice?)
[20:27] +Orivexes: (i'm really enjoying reading this while civ loads lol)
[20:27] Merril The Beast: (Just fucking arrest me.)
[20:27] • Ohm-ari (high fives Frost)
[20:27] ~RM: (if you insist)
[20:27] Letha Garner: (lol, I'm passed out already lol)
[20:27] Merril The Beast: (Unless he was going to die.)
[20:27] Ohm-ari: (and I'm elsewhere
[20:27] Ohm-ari: )
[20:27] Merril The Beast: (In which case, kill him.)
[20:28] ~RM: "He dodges and Twists Merril around, holding her hands behind her back, effectively restraining her"
[20:28] Merril The Beast: Shit, drunk lady, please wake up. I'll get a boat.
[20:28] Merril The Beast: I promise.
[20:28] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[20:28] ~RM: (omfg XD)
[20:28] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[20:28] Ohm-ari: (nice Trace)
[20:29] • Letha Garner rolls off the floor and gets up
[20:29] Letha Garner: A shiiip?
[20:29] ~RM: "The mere mention of the word boat is enough to send Garner springing to her feet. She's alert and ready for action! It's as if she was never drunk!"
[20:29] Merril The Beast: Yes, a ship, just get this guy off!
[20:29] Merril The Beast: Like, now!
[20:29] ~RM: "Civillian, don't drag yourself into this!"
[20:29] ~RM: "She's a lowly thief. She's trying to devieve you!"
[20:29] • Letha Garner draws her sword and approaches the guard
[20:30] Ohm-ari: (Oh god, if you get a boat and leave me here, I will be mildly annoyed)
[20:30] • Merril The Beast kicks the guard in his jimmies while he's distraced
[20:30] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[20:30] ~RM: (well then)
[20:30] Merril The Beast: (I love you dice.(
[20:30] Letha Garner: Lesht ush go peashtfully and isht'll all be goooood
[20:30] Ohm-ari: (So Trace is the extremist of this rp)
[20:30] Ohm-ari: (His rolls are either fantastic or complete ass)
[20:30] Merril The Beast: (Trying to not kill.)
[20:30] ~RM: "The guard crumples over in pain, allowing Merril to make her escape"
[20:31] Merril The Beast: Let's go, drunk girl!
[20:31] • Merril The Beast grabs her hand and drags her into the street
[20:31] • Letha Garner stumbles after
[20:31] ~RM: "Be careful, my dear misfits, for one of you is still a wanted lady!"
[20:31] • Ohm-ari looks for books that are useful for someone of his aptitude in healing
[20:31] ~RM: (you already did that)
[20:31] Merril The Beast: (Yes, I'm aware, let's find gnome and steal a fucking boat!)
[20:31] ~RM: (who do I look like, Trace?
[20:31] ~RM: )
[20:32] Merril The Beast: (Irony sucks.)
[20:32] Ohm-ari: (I never got results)
[20:32] ~RM: (yes you did)
[20:32] Merril The Beast: (Yes, you did.)
[20:32] Merril The Beast: (You failed.)
[20:32] Letha Garner: (fuckking karkat shimejis are in the way
[20:33] Merril The Beast: (Gnome, I don't know where you need to be to get on this party boat, but get there.)
[20:33] Ohm-ari: (Alright)
[20:33] ~RM: (is there even a real fucking boat? XD)
[20:33] • Ohm-ari leaves the store, mildly irratated
[20:33] Merril The Beast: (I'm gonna find one!)
[20:33] ~RM: (and i never said this was a port side city ._.)
[20:33] Merril The Beast: (I'll go somewhere that has one!)
[20:33] ~RM: (oh lawdy)
[20:33] Merril The Beast: Alright, time to beat a hasty retreat.
[20:33] Ohm-ari: (This will be hilarious)
[20:34] Merril The Beast: Uh, do you have anywhere you actually want to go?
[20:34] Letha Garner: (lol)
[20:34] Merril The Beast: Cause now would be the time.
[20:34] Letha Garner: The sheeeeeea
[20:34] Merril The Beast: Okay, great.
[20:34] Merril The Beast: Thanks.
[20:34] Ohm-ari: (You want to go to yourself?)
[20:34] ~RM: "Guards are all over the streets. Be mindful of them, yo'"
[20:34] Merril The Beast: Fuck fuck fuck.... Alright, time to get out of here.
[20:34] • Merril The Beast pulls up cloak
[20:35] • Merril The Beast runs in whatever direction the way out of town is
[20:35] • Merril The Beast dragging my drunk
[20:35] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[20:35] ~RM: (wow. What a tweest)
[20:35] Merril The Beast: (Oh dice, how could I have ever been mad at you?)
[20:35] • Ohm-ari looks for adventure happening
[20:36] • Merril The Beast runs past Ohm-ari on my way out, showing him sexy drunken adventure
[20:36] ~RM: "as if by a miracle, a wanted cat girl and a drunk somehow stumble out of a city full of guards looking for at least one of them without issue"
[20:36] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[20:36] Letha Garner: (fuck yeah)
[20:36] Merril The Beast: (He needs to join us.)
[20:36] Ohm-ari: (No adventure for the Gnome ._.)
[20:36] ~RM: "Ari doesn't notice the sexy drunken adventure"
[20:36] Merril The Beast: (That's just non-negotiable.)
[20:37] Merril The Beast: (XD)
[20:37] ~RM: (XD)
[20:37] Merril The Beast: (Come on, throw him a plot bone.)
[20:37] ~RM: (just try to leave or something Ari. I'll allow it)
[20:37] • Ohm-ari leaves town, heading to a nearby port town
[20:38] ~RM: (...too specific, but I'll take it)
[20:38] ~RM: (watch yo step next time boi XP)
[20:38] Merril The Beast: (Just have him bump into our bums)
[20:38] Merril The Beast: Okay, we have to find somewhere for you to sleep it off, missy.
[20:38] ~RM: "Ari not so conveniently stumbles into two fugitive women!"
[20:38] Merril The Beast: Whoa!
[20:38] Ohm-ari: Oh! My apologies
[20:39] Letha Garner: Shwooah dyown dere kiddoooooo.
[20:39] Merril The Beast: Oh, no, my bad. Uh, hey, do you know of any way to somewhere that isn't here?
[20:39] ~RM: (oh btw you too have to participate in magic racism. If you want you can character development it away later)
[20:39] ~RM: two)
[20:39] Merril The Beast: My friend needs bedrest like nobodies business.
[20:39] Merril The Beast: (I don't know he's a mage.(
[20:39] ~RM: (I know)
[20:39] Merril The Beast: (I will when the time comes.)
[20:39] ~RM: (tis for future reference)
[20:39] Letha Garner: (im too drunk to notice this shit right now anyjoe)
[20:39] Letha Garner: (*anyhow)
[20:40] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[20:40] ~RM: (oh right, double crits)
[20:40] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[20:40] Merril The Beast: (Well, thank Lord Jesus, Son of the Father.)
[20:40] Merril The Beast: (This will only be horrible, not OH GOD WHY)
[20:40] ~RM: "Ari has no frakin clue where anything else is right now"
[20:41] ~RM: (if it was a double crit he'd take you to the polic)
[20:41] ~RM: (police*)
[20:42] Merril The Beast: (Ohm)
[20:42] Merril The Beast: (Cohma?)
[20:42] Ohm-ari: (Yeah?)
[20:42] Ohm-ari: (Oh right)
[20:42] Merril The Beast: (The sexy cat lady and the drunk pirate stared at the gnome as he deliberated his life choices that had led him to this point.)
[20:43] ~Frost: (gdfi)
[20:43] Ohm-ari: Well I'm heading to a nearby port town called (INSERT NAME HERE)
[20:43] Merril The Beast: Alright, and do you know where that is?
[20:43] Merril The Beast: Out of curiosity.
[20:43] • Ohm-ari takes out is not-so-magical map
[20:44] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20 ): 2
[20:44] ~Frost: (omfg XD)
[20:44] Ohm-ari: (So no?)
[20:44] Merril The Beast: (I am literally going to eat the dice.)
[20:44] ~Frost: "Ari can't seem to find any nearby ports on the not-so-magical map. Will the part press their luck with wondering?"
[20:44] ~Frost: party*)
[20:45] Merril The Beast: No dice, huh?
[20:45] ~Frost: (will the RM learn to type?)
[20:45] Merril The Beast: (SEE WAT I DO DERE?)
[20:45] ~Frost: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rav9ijyyZk )
[20:46] ~Frost: "Also, will the party introduce themselves? Who knows?"
[20:46] Merril The Beast: (BRB in just a sec)
[20:46] ~Frost: (whether that's a good idea is up to your individual discretion's)
[20:47] Letha Garner: http://puu.sh/4YLi4.jpg
[20:48] ~Frost: (>.>)
[20:48] Letha Garner: (*())
[20:48] Letha Garner: (im too drunk for introductions)
[20:49] Merril The Beast: (Back)
[20:49] Ohm-ari: (brb dinner)
[20:49] Merril The Beast: (Gnome, you gotta talk to me, bruddah.)
[20:49] Merril The Beast: (Ah hell.)
[20:49] Merril The Beast: (Paused.)
[20:49] ~Frost: (GNERM)
[20:49] Merril The Beast: (Oh, wait.)
[20:49] Merril The Beast: (Not my job.)
[20:49] ~Frost: (Paused :P)
[20:50] Merril The Beast: (Well, this is working out so far.)
[20:50] Merril The Beast: (I always wondered what St'ro would be like without immense luck.)
[20:50] Merril The Beast: (I just never wanted to be it.)
[20:50] Letha Garner: (lol)
[20:51] ~Frost: (Well, you have your good and bad roles)
[20:51] ~Frost: (rolls*)
[20:52] Ohm-ari: (So not quite dinner, but soon)
[20:52] Merril The Beast: (I can't believe you called me a bad person for trying NOT to kill a guard.)
[20:52] ~Frost: (you endangered an innocent person XD)
[20:52] Merril The Beast: (Alright, Gnome, tell me you have no idea where we're going.)
[20:52] Ohm-ari: (nervermind)
[20:52] ~Frost: (GNNNEERRRRRMMMM)
[20:52] Ohm-ari: Oh. I'm lost
[20:53] Ohm-ari: (brb again)
[20:53] Merril The Beast: Well, that's trouble.
[20:53] ~Frost: (IMMA HURT YOU)
[20:53] ~Frost: (PAUSE. AGAIN)
[20:54] ~Frost: (balls)
[20:54] Merril The Beast: (So, after we get the fuck out, where are we headed?)
[20:55] Letha Garner: (5h3 seaaaa)
[20:55] Merril The Beast: (Bibloteca? Dreamvile? Nisloden, which was never one fire?)
[20:55] Merril The Beast: (*on_
[20:55] Merril The Beast: )
[20:55] Merril The Beast: (So much to see.)
[20:55] Merril The Beast: (Oh, and we have to kill Frost.)
[20:55] ~Frost: (maayyybeee~~)
[20:55] ~Frost: (We'll see how that goes.)
[20:55] Letha Garner: (assuming they even exist still, how long has it been again?)
[20:56] ~Frost: (300 years!)
[20:56] Letha Garner: (omg tan's brother should be in this as an npc y/y)
[20:57] Merril The Beast: (Wonder how he's holding up.)
[20:57] ~Frost: (oh, I'm working out my save system btw. Mine is going to be out of universe.)
[20:57] Merril The Beast: (Alright.)
[20:57] ~Frost: (but with limits and consequences for failure)
[20:57] ~Frost: (I just need to get it in order. So try not to die yet XD)
[20:57] Merril The Beast: (Alright, so I just won't die.)
[20:57] Letha Garner: (well, since his kamin- I mean Tan died, that was probs pretty impactful and shit)
[20:57] Merril The Beast: (St'ro powers, go.)
[20:58] ~Frost: (well you were supposed to live, shea. But you opted for a new character :P)
[20:58] Letha Garner: (Yeah I know lol)
[20:59] Letha Garner: (I would have just been Tan, but last I'd heard from you and Trace she was dead in this canon :p)
[20:59] Merril The Beast: (No, she's definitely alive.)
[20:59] ~Frost: (have folks been getting logs?)
[20:59] Merril The Beast: (Nope.)
[20:59] ~Frost: (well she can't be in this with no one to play her XD)
[20:59] Merril The Beast: (We usually collect at the end.)
[21:00] Merril The Beast: (We could just slyly replace Letha with Tan.)
[21:00] Merril The Beast: (Slyly.)
[21:00] ~Frost: (oh god XD)
[21:00] Merril The Beast: (But that would have to be before we get much further in. XD)
[21:00] Letha Garner: (lol, replace the 6'5 woman with the 4'0 sprite lady)
[21:00] ~Frost: ((you're out of luck there. If Tan was alive, she was going to be a ways off.)
[21:01] ~Frost: (You could always just get yourself killed :P)
[21:01] Letha Garner: (sure, if Letha dies at some point I'll just Tan it up)
[21:02] ~Frost: (also I haven't decided if there's going to be an individual character revival system. But I'm leaning towards no.)
[21:02] Ohm-ari: (back)
[21:02] Merril The Beast: (So if I lose my sexy cat ass, it's lost for good?)
[21:02] ~Frost: (basically your options would be to make a new one or convince everyone else to roll back the save to before you died and suffer for it)
[21:03] Merril The Beast: So, as you are lost, we're going to probably want to wander in the same direction till we find a city.
[21:03] Merril The Beast: Safety in numbers and all.
[21:03] Ohm-ari: Why not?
[21:03] Ohm-ari: (Roll to see if I recognize Trace)
[21:04] ~Frost: (wut. Why would you?)
[21:04] Ohm-ari: (The commotion in the first town)
[21:04] ~Frost: (you never saw her, remember?)
[21:04] Ohm-ari: (Oh ok)
[21:04] Ohm-ari: (this will end very well)
[21:04] ~Frost: (they rolled for that to try and get you the first time.)
[21:04] Merril The Beast: Uh, okay, next, names. I'm Merril.
[21:04] Ohm-ari: (Oh right)
[21:05] ~Frost: !data Maril
No Pokemon, item, move or ability named 'Maril' was found. Showing the data of 'Marill' instead.
183
MarillWaterFairyThick Fat
Huge PowerSap SipperHP
70Atk
20Def
50SpA
20SpD
50Spe
40BST
250
[21:05] Merril The Beast: Hey, drunk, sober enough to remember your name?
[21:05] Letha Garner: Shiiiiii'm Leshtha.
[21:05] Ohm-ari: Ah yes.
[21:05] Ohm-ari: My name is Ohm
[21:06] ~Frost: (and I like to meditate)
[21:06] Letha Garner: (Ooooooooooohm)
[21:06] Ohm-ari: (I have a cousin named amp)
[21:06] Merril The Beast: (Dad's name is Volt.)
[21:06] Merril The Beast: (brb)
[21:06] Ohm-ari: (No that's my uncle
[21:07] ~Frost: (I like to keep up with current events)
[21:07] Ohm-ari: (Anyway)
[21:07] Letha Garner: (Who's your cousin then? Wattson?_
[21:07] Letha Garner: (*))
[21:07] Ohm-ari: (My cousin is amp)
[21:08] Ohm-ari: (Wattson is my brother)
[21:08] Letha Garner: (Ooooh, then who's your dad?)
[21:08] Ohm-ari: (Georg)
[21:09] Merril The Beast: Alright, now that we're all good friends, we can either sit here and wait for her to get sober, or wander till we hit something.
[21:10] Ohm-ari: I suppose waiting for her to get sober enough to walk would be a good start
[21:11] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[21:11] ~Frost: (I'm not sure what to do with that)
[21:11] Merril The Beast: (The fuck was she drinking, rubbing alchohol?(
[21:11] Ohm-ari: (Straight moonshine)
[21:11] Merril The Beast: (Have her get slightly more sober.)
[21:12] ~Frost: "It's looking like it will take a bit too long for her to sober up. The party might be better off trying to find a place for her to sleep. She's sober enough to walk with them. But be careful of her behavior."
[21:12] ~Frost: (how's that?)
[21:12] Letha Garner: (my behavior)
[21:12] Merril The Beast: Alright, well, I guess we either find or make shelter.
[21:13] ~Frost: (it means don't let drunky mc drunk bitch make a scene and get you noticed XD)
[21:13] Merril The Beast: Suggestions, comments, and concerns.
[21:13] Merril The Beast: *?
[21:13] • Ohm-ari looks at his map
[21:13] • Ohm-ari for a town nearby or something
[21:13] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[21:13] ~Frost: (le nope)
[21:13] Merril The Beast: (Anything with a roof of any sort will do.)
[21:13] ~Frost: (ugh fine. I'm feeling nice.)
[21:13] Letha Garner: Shooooo whensh do ah gesht mah shiiip?
[21:13] Ohm-ari: Well there's nothing nearby
[21:13] Merril The Beast: Eventually.
[21:13] Merril The Beast: That's a future plan.
[21:14] ~Frost: (OHM)
[21:14] ~Frost: (SLOW YOUR ROLL BRO)
[21:14] Ohm-ari: (WHAT)
[21:14] ~Frost: (I had to say stuff)
[21:14] Merril The Beast: (Just type regardless of him.)
[21:14] Merril The Beast: (That's what I do.)
[21:14] ~Frost: (this is how it works in DLF. After a roll I declare the outcome XD)
[21:15] Merril The Beast: (Just go ahead and right the outcome.)
[21:15] Merril The Beast: *write
[21:15] Ohm-ari: (Left it too)
[21:15] ~Frost: "Ari is able to locate what appears to be a shack. For some reason it's on this map."
[21:15] Merril The Beast: So, anything?
[21:16] Ohm-ari: Oh wait. There appears to be a shack that I marked on my map when I passed through this area.
[21:16] Ohm-ari: We could go there for the night.
[21:16] ~Frost: (very clevah. Still no reason to do that though XD)
[21:16] ~Frost: (does he draw trees and squirrels too? :P)
[21:16] Ohm-ari: (It could be usefule later. Be prepared frost.)
[21:16] Merril The Beast: (If you're a poor mage, who will rent you a room?)
[21:16] ~Frost: (he hides it though. And who said he's poor?)
[21:17] ~Frost: (i don't think he did.)
[21:17] Merril The Beast: (Alright, mah bad.)
[21:17] Merril The Beast: Alright, lead the way, Ohm.
[21:17] ~Frost: (iz all good. Just go to the shack XP)
[21:17] Ohm-ari: (I'm not poor, but not especially rich. Enough to buy waht I need with a little extra :P)
[21:17] • Ohm-ari leads the "party" to the shack
[21:17] • Merril The Beast follows with my pet drunk
[21:18] • Letha Garner stumbles on once more
[21:19] ~Frost: "With little difficulty, they arrive at their destination. Though it's quite warn down, and there seems to be many holes in the roof. There isn't even a bed or a bench or anything. It's barely big enough to fit everyone inside while allowing for room to sleep"
[21:19] ~Frost: (welcome to your super 8!)
[21:19] Merril The Beast: Eh, I've stayed in worse.
[21:19] ~Frost: (haha. Geddit? Cuz those are shitty hotels. And you rolled an 8.)
[21:19] Merril The Beast: At least no one here is actively trying to murder me.
[21:20] • Letha Garner flops down on the floor and passes out once more
[21:20] Ohm-ari: That's always a plus. Also, there was only one me when I was here lat time.
[21:20] Merril The Beast: Well, I guess she claims a spot.
[21:20] ~Frost: (I make a habit of staying in random sheds)
[21:20] Merril The Beast: (Frost hangs out with the biggest freaks on the continent in cannon.)
[21:20] ~Frost: (:P)
[21:21] Merril The Beast: You can stay in here with us ladies, just don't go getting gropey or I'll tie you to a tree slathered in honey and cage a bear cub under you for good measure.
[21:21] • Merril The Beast slips into the shed next to Letha
[21:22] • Ohm-ari finds a place in the shed not covered in cat-girl or drunk
[21:23] Merril The Beast: (Alright, and thus we end our first day.)
[21:23] ~Frost: "The part settles down for the night. They sleep as well as one can in a run down shed. And it doesn't rain or anything!"
[21:23] Ohm-ari: (Can we montage to morning?)
[21:23] Ohm-ari: (Like that)
[21:23] ~Frost: (one step ahead of you.)
[21:24] • Ohm-ari wakes up, and gets to his feet and starts packing his stuff up again
[21:25] • Letha Garner snores heavily
[21:25] • Merril The Beast wakes up like a fucking princess
[21:26] ~Frost: (why is the mage suddenly the dedicated map bitch anyway? XD)
[21:26] Letha Garner: (isn't that just how the world works?)
[21:26] Merril The Beast: (I don't fucking now, it's a law of physics.)
[21:26] ~Frost: (...is it? XD)
[21:27] Ohm-ari: (Well I happen to be a traveling Gnome who needs to know where he is. Also, in DLF Leo has a map, but yours is magical.)
[21:27] Merril The Beast: (Kind of makes maps redudant.)
[21:27] Merril The Beast: (OH FUCK THE EVIL FROST HAS A MAGIC ALL KNOWING MAP)
[21:27] ~Frost: (shhhhhh)
[21:27] Letha Garner: (OH MY FUVKING GOD)
[21:28] Ohm-ari: (Welp)
[21:28] Letha Garner: (WE'RE FUCKED)
[21:28] Merril The Beast: (WHY DID I GIVE IT TO HER!?!)
[21:28] Ohm-ari: (gg)
[21:28] • Merril The Beast stretches
[21:28] Letha Garner: (I DONT KNOW)
[21:28] Merril The Beast: So, where do you think we're going now?
[21:28] Letha Garner: (WHY DID I HAVE TO RUN THAT TIME!!??!?!?)
[21:28] Merril The Beast: North, south?
[21:28] • Ohm-ari looks at his map, looking for a nearby town again
[21:28] ~Frost: (you forgot to wake the drunk)
[21:29] Merril The Beast: (We aren't moving yet.)
[21:29] • Letha Garner continues snoring
[21:29] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[21:29] Merril The Beast: (Fiiiine.)
[21:29] • Merril The Beast shakes Letha
[21:29] Merril The Beast: Hey, up and at em.
[21:29] Ohm-ari: Wow.
[21:29] ~Frost: "Despite getting a good night's sleep, Ari still can't seem to read maps."
[21:29] Ohm-ari: I can't read maps as of late.
[21:29] Letha Garner: Fuck off Per, I sleep when ah want.
[21:29] • Letha Garner rolls over
[21:30] Merril The Beast: Today you sleep when I want.
[21:30] • Merril The Beast shakes more
[21:30] ~Frost: (osnap)
[21:30] Letha Garner: Meeeeeeeeh, fiiiiine.
[21:30] ~Frost: (also how the fuck can you all understand her pirate talk?)
[21:30] Merril The Beast: (Most of it sounds normal. Also, #rogue)
[21:30] Ohm-ari: (It's not pirate talk. She's talking Drunkenly)
[21:30] ~Frost: ("Merril wins the battle for head bitch of the party.")
[21:30] Letha Garner: (I was dunk as ffuck, I told you lol)
[21:31] Merril The Beast: (She was so dunk Kenna got intoxicated.)
[21:31] Merril The Beast: Alright, now that that's settled, I guess it's time for some good old fashioned aimless wandering.
[21:31] Ohm-ari: Oh boy.
[21:31] Merril The Beast: Great for sightseeing, and a good way to work off a hangover.
[21:31] Letha Garner: Fuck a cannon, that's right, Per ran off with the ship weeks ago.
[21:32] Merril The Beast: I really wish we had time for a therapy session, but yesterday you attacked a bunch of guards and I had to save you.
[21:32] Merril The Beast: Now we're in quite a pickle.
[21:32] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[21:32] Ohm-ari: Wait, what?!
[21:32] Letha Garner: Holy mother of- I did what!?
[21:32] Ohm-ari: She's a fugitive?
[21:32] ~Frost: (osnap)
[21:33] ~Frost: (you little conniving bitch)
[21:33] Ohm-ari: (not bad Trace)
[21:33] Merril The Beast: It was nuts. I was just minding my business in the bar when you came in, punching one guy and dragging another along with your teeth.
[21:33] Letha Garner: Holy shit! Was I winning?
[21:33] ~Frost: (you're terrible.)
[21:33] • Letha Garner feels herself up for bruises or injuries
[21:33] Merril The Beast: Oh, no doubt. But ten more were outside the bar, gathering in mass.
[21:33] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[21:34] ~Frost: "Garner can't seem to find any marks on herself, which makes her a little bit suspicious....But only a little"
[21:34] Merril The Beast: (My story doesn't have her with injuries, anyway.)
[21:34] ~Frost: (true. But she asked, so I rolled XD)
[21:34] Letha Garner: Man, I'm not even bruised... and there were ten of them? I'm a fucking goddess of battle!
[21:35] ~Frost: (how you handle this is up to you)
[21:35] ~Frost: (XD)
[21:35] Merril The Beast: Oh, no, you didn't fight the other ten.
[21:35] Merril The Beast: I snuck us out a window in the back in the nick of time.
[21:35] Letha Garner: Fuck, I could'a taken them.
[21:35] Merril The Beast: It was a chase scene like no other, let me tell you. The poor man whose cabbage stand we stole...
[21:35] Merril The Beast: But no matter, the time is now.
[21:36] Letha Garner: Shit, wish I could remember it.
[21:36] Merril The Beast: And yes, she is a fugitive. The poor dear. But it wasn't her fault, not really. We need your help, Ohm.
[21:36] Merril The Beast: (And the Grammy award goes to...)
[21:36] ~Frost: (not you because you aren't singing)
[21:36] Merril The Beast: (*Oscar)
[21:36] Letha Garner: (nice fuck up there)
[21:37] Merril The Beast: (Least I didn't beat up the city guard.)
[21:37] Letha Garner: (Die)
[21:37] • Ohm-ari stares in the shock of assisting a criminal
[21:37] Merril The Beast: Hey, don't worry about it, nobody knows you did anything.
[21:37] Merril The Beast: Worst comes to worst, you can play hostage.
[21:37] Letha Garner: Sorry man, I'll lay off'a the alcohol, how about that?
[21:37] ~Frost: (or just say no)
[21:37] ~Frost: (you could always have common sense gnome)
[21:37] Merril The Beast: Just help us out till the next town.
[21:38] Ohm-ari: Ugh, fine.
[21:38] Merril The Beast: Alright, that was very easy.
[21:38] ~Frost: (nope. No common sense)
[21:38] Ohm-ari: (Who needs that)
[21:39] Merril The Beast: I'll give you the honor of picking the direction we wander in!
[21:39] ~Frost: (I'll just take note of that.)
[21:39] Letha Garner: Thank'ya kindly kid.
[21:39] Ohm-ari: (I need allies, being a poor helpless mage)
[21:39] ~Frost: (isn't he like, 40?)
[21:39] Ohm-ari: (37)
[21:39] Letha Garner: (he's small)
[21:39] Ohm-ari: (Yep)
[21:39] Letha Garner: (Letha does what she wants)
[21:39] ~Frost: (he must use beauty products)
[21:39] ~Frost: (wrinkle cream for gnomes)
[21:39] Ohm-ari: (Gnomes live for thousands of years)
[21:40] Merril The Beast: (Just start wandering, Forever Young.)
[21:40] • Ohm-ari points in a random direction
[21:40] Ohm-ari: That way
[21:40] Merril The Beast: And so it shall be!
[21:40] • Merril The Beast leads the way
[21:40] • Ohm-ari follows
[21:40] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[21:41] ~Frost: (hmmm. What to do with all of you.)
[21:41] ~Frost: (tune in after drunky drunk follows)
[21:41] Merril The Beast: (A pile of money and women, please.)
[21:41] Letha Garner: (Frost please be the sort of creepy new overlord who sends letters to her old friend tan)
[21:41] ~Frost: (she's not.)
[21:41] • Letha Garner gathers herself up and follows behind
[21:41] ~Frost: (sorry to disappoint XD)
[21:41] Letha Garner: (Damn)
[21:42] ~Frost: (she's really not much of anything these days :P)
[21:42] Merril The Beast: (Pile of money and women, pile of money and women....)
[21:42] Letha Garner: (oh no, this frost and tan never had lesbian bath time)
[21:42] Merril The Beast: (Please be a cave full of money and lesbians.)
[21:43] ~Frost: "The party wonders for a while. They pass by a pile of money with naked women on it, but deiced to pass that up. Instead They stumble upon the simple and boring town of Annisse"
[21:43] ~Frost: wanders*"
[21:43] Merril The Beast: (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)
[21:44] ~Frost: (we were also never afterlife space lesbians)
[21:44] Merril The Beast: Well, this seems like a purrfectly ordinary town.
[21:44] Merril The Beast: (With sexy marx time.)
[21:44] ~Frost: (critical pun)
[21:44] Ohm-ari: Yeah.
[21:44] Ohm-ari: I wonder if they have any healing tomes.
[21:44] +Orivexes: (dammit you guys how could you pass that up)
[21:44] Merril The Beast: (Fuck you so much.)
[21:44] ~Frost: (they only got a 12)
[21:44] Ohm-ari: (It happened after black heart was sealed away)
[21:44] Merril The Beast: (I would live in that pile.)
[21:45] Merril The Beast: (I WOULD NOT LEAVE THE PILE OF LESBIANS AND MONEY)
[21:45] Merril The Beast: (EXCEPT TO SPEND THE MONEY)
[21:45] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[21:45] ~Frost: "They don't. But they have a nice looking magazine full of seasonal cooking recipes!"
[21:45] Merril The Beast: Huh.
[21:45] • Merril The Beast picks up magazine
[21:46] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[21:46] Ohm-ari: (Dammit)
[21:46] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[21:46] • Letha Garner checks how much money she has
[21:46] Merril The Beast: (Damn it.)
[21:46] Ohm-ari: (Critical "drop it like it's hot")
[21:46] • Merril The Beast checks how much money she'd saved by switching to "Not Paying"
[21:46] Merril The Beast: (Also recall I robbed a guy.)
[21:46] Ohm-ari: (This would be a good time to roll for inventories)
[21:47] ~Frost: "Merrill finds a Boeuf Bourguignon recipe that is just dreadful. Reading it is enough to make her throw up in her mouth a little. She decides to put the magazine down. "
[21:47] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[21:47] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[21:47] • Ohm-ari checks his inventory too, for the hell of it
[21:48] ~Frost: "Garner has a modest sum of 25 gold. Merrill has 1 gold and some pocket lint."
[21:48] ~Frost: !roll Ohm-Ari
The max roll must be a number under 21 digits.
[21:48] Merril The Beast: (Dude, I stole from a guy.)
[21:48] ~Frost: (oops XD)
[21:48] ~Frost: (wtf)
[21:48] Merril The Beast: (A little slack, por favor?)
[21:48] Ohm-ari: (Merril gets two inventory rolls)
[21:48] ~Frost: (fiiiinnneeeeee)
[21:49] ~Frost: "Upon inspecting the fat guy from earlier's manpurse, Merill finds 10 gold in it."
[21:49] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[21:49] ~Frost: (ohshit)
[21:49] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[21:49] ~Frost: (OHSHIT)
[21:49] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[21:49] Ohm-ari: (is that me?)
[21:50] ~Frost: (yes)
[21:50] Ohm-ari: (YES)
[21:50] Merril The Beast: (DOUBLE CRIT POWER!!!!!!!)
[21:50] Ohm-ari: (AWWW YEEEEAAAAHH)
[21:50] Letha Garner: (oh my fucking god)
[21:50] ~Frost: "Ohm is apparently rich and he never even knew it! He's got 1500 gold on his person! Dat pocket change!"
[21:51] ~Frost: (let the records show we have never had the much money in DLF XD)
[21:51] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[21:51] ~Frost: (welp, you may have just broken the game.)
[21:51] Merril The Beast: (Welp, prepare for this to become socialist.)
[21:51] Ohm-ari: (I doubt it. Money won't help magcism)
[21:51] Merril The Beast: (For there will be wealth distribution.)
[21:51] ~Frost: (the queen bee has spoken!)
[21:52] Ohm-ari: (If you go anywhere near my money, I will fry/freeze you with my rind of magicing)
[21:52] ~Frost: (he has to decide if he's gonna tell you or not)
[21:52] Ohm-ari: (Nope)
[21:52] Merril The Beast: (Fuck.)
[21:52] ~Frost: (you set yourself up for that.)
[21:52] ~Frost: (still, he has to avoid your pickpocketing and hide the fact that he has all of that)
[21:53] ~Frost: (which is gonna make spending it a lot harder later on)
[21:53] Merril The Beast: So... I'm apparently broke.
[21:53] Merril The Beast: Pain in the ass.
[21:53] Ohm-ari: I don't have a lot on me either.
[21:53] ~Frost: (you got 11 gold gurl. You lyin.)
[21:53] ~Frost: (omg u all liars.)
[21:53] Ohm-ari: (Frost, what about the rest of my inventory?)
[21:53] Ohm-ari: (What does it contaaaiiin)
[21:54] ~Frost: (I didn't roll for that. How is this decided? ._.)
[21:54] Ohm-ari: (Rolls)
[21:54] Letha Garner: I got'a couple dozen coins on me.
[21:54] Merril The Beast: (Things they decided they would have, and you decide any bonuses.)
[21:54] ~Frost: (works for me)
[21:54] Merril The Beast: Letha seems to be the richest among us.
[21:54] ~Frost: (hah)
[21:54] Ohm-ari: Indeed.
[21:54] ~Frost: (HAH)
[21:55] Ohm-ari: Now all we need to do is make sure she doesn't spend it all on alchohal.
[21:55] Merril The Beast: (Roll for everybodies inventories, then just say what they have in addition to their other gear.)
[21:55] Letha Garner: Well, I gotta keep saving up, planning to get myself a ship and crew at some point.
[21:55] Merril The Beast: She made you a sailors promise, she wouldn't dare over drink again.
[21:55] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[21:55] Ohm-ari: (Who was that for?)
[21:56] ~Frost: "On her person, Merrill has her cloak, her two favorite knives, and some basic traveling provisions."
[21:56] ~Frost: (does that sound good to you?)
[21:56] Merril The Beast: (Yessir.)
[21:56] ~Frost: (aight)
[21:56] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[21:57] Merril The Beast: (He's rolling for our inventories.)
[21:57] ~Frost: "Garner has a basic sea chart, her weapon of choice that the RM can't remember, and a half empty bottle of Rum."
[21:57] ~Frost: (If I miss any previously stated items please let me know!)
[21:57] Ohm-ari: (I know. But I wasn't sure who)
[21:57] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[21:57] Merril The Beast: (You're next, bud.)
[21:57] Ohm-ari: (fack)
[21:57] Merril The Beast: (Oh no.)
[21:57] Ohm-ari: (oh well)
[21:58] Merril The Beast: (How will you ever survive.)
[21:58] Letha Garner: (shut up gnrm, you rich bastard)
[21:58] Ohm-ari: (I guess.)
[21:58] ~Frost: "Ari has his ring, his map that he can't read, and a very basic level spellbook. Also a shit ton of money."
[21:59] Merril The Beast: (Not for long)
[21:59] Merril The Beast: So, what do we do now?
[21:59] Ohm-ari: (I will hang your charred skeleton fro mthe rooftops)
[21:59] Ohm-ari: I dunno.
[22:00] Ohm-ari: We should rest here, then move on, see if we can find a port town.
[22:00] Merril The Beast: Sounds like a plan to me.
[22:00] Ohm-ari: Or you should.
[22:00] ~Frost: (Well gnome, you're not as powerful as I was. But on the brightside I can promise you it will take many fail crits for you to summon a worm.)
[22:00] Letha Garner: (how are we not hearing the money jingle)
[22:00] ~Frost: (in other words you guys are proooobably better of than we were XD)
[22:00] Merril The Beast: Ah, are you taking your leave of us?
[22:00] ~Frost: (Shea he got two 20's. Don't question it.)
[22:01] Letha Garner: (but- but-!)
[22:01] Ohm-ari: Well, I'd prefer not to associate with someone being looked for by the guard
[22:01] Ohm-ari: (guards*)
[22:01] Letha Garner: Ah, I understand.
[22:01] • Letha Garner holds out hand to offer a handshake
[22:01] Merril The Beast: Well, that sounds all well and good. If you must take your leave of us, I see no reason to argue.
[22:02] ~Frost: "Because Merril's offenses were not too severe, news of her crime has not yet reached this town. Though the guards are still combing over the incredibly large city of Nightshade."
[22:02] Letha Garner: (xD)
[22:02] • Ohm-ari shakes her hand with his non-ringed hand
[22:02] Merril The Beast: But are you absolutely certain you can make it alone?
[22:03] Merril The Beast: You don't seem to be the best with directions.
[22:03] Merril The Beast: Or luck, if finding us is any judge.
[22:03] ~Frost: (or literacy)
[22:03] Letha Garner: It was a pleasure traveling with you, although it was short.
[22:03] Ohm-ari: (Fuck you)
[22:03] Merril The Beast: (GEDDIT CAUSE HE'S SHORT)
[22:03] Ohm-ari: I'm not the best cartographer
[22:03] Letha Garner: (what)
[22:03] Ohm-ari: I suppose
[22:03] Letha Garner: (oh)
[22:04] Merril The Beast: What harm could it do you to hang around awhile longer?
[22:04] Merril The Beast: She won't drink, so we won't get into any trouble.
[22:04] Ohm-ari: (My massive bag full of gold)
[22:04] ~Frost: (getting arrested)
[22:04] • Letha Garner draws hood of cloak up
[22:04] Merril The Beast: (He thinks Letha being drunk is the only reason that happened.)
[22:04] Letha Garner: Like, this I'll be harder to recognize as well.
[22:04] Ohm-ari: (I know. But with that much money, I need to be careful)
[22:04] Letha Garner: (*Like this,)
[22:05] ~Frost: (he says after sleeping in a shed with two felons)
[22:05] Ohm-ari: (I didn't know I had said money until now)
[22:05] ~Frost: (your character is pretty fucking stupid by that logic XD)
[22:05] Merril The Beast: What do you say? Friends for awhile longer?
[22:06] Ohm-ari: (I expected to be carrying like 50-100 tops)
[22:06] ~Frost: (welp, talk to the dice richy mc rich)
[22:06] Ohm-ari: (Yopu should have told me I was carrying a fortune earlier)
[22:06] Ohm-ari: (ENWAI)
[22:06] Ohm-ari: I suppose.
[22:06] Ohm-ari: Won't do much harm.
[22:06] ~Frost: (and Ari continues to demonstrate his common sense)
[22:07] Merril The Beast: Alright, good to have you aboard.
[22:07] Merril The Beast: Speaking of aboard, off this continent is probably the best way to avoid the Demon Queen's army.
[22:07] Ohm-ari: (I have no where to go)
[22:07] Merril The Beast: So unless you can fly, we have to find a port.
[22:07] Ohm-ari: Unfortunately, Gnomes can't fly.
[22:07] Letha Garner: If only I had the Daisy I could get us out of here quick as a lick.
[22:07] Ohm-ari: So we need to find a ship.
[22:08] ~Frost: "A randomNPC overhears talk of the "Demon Queen" and approaches the party"
[22:08] Merril The Beast: (Can't wait for this.)
[22:08] ~Frost: 'Um, excuse me, folks?'
[22:08] Merril The Beast: Yes, what is it?
[22:09] Letha Garner: Hello there good fellow!
[22:09] ~Frost: 'Who's the "demon queen?'"
[22:09] Letha Garner: (>.>)
[22:09] ~Frost: (I told yall no one knows who or what is really in charge here XD)
[22:09] ~Frost: (like 5 times)
[22:09] Merril The Beast: (Whoops.0
[22:09] ~Frost: (it's ok though)
[22:10] Ohm-ari: (He's dumber than me Atlas sparky that one guy that wasn't me)
[22:10] Letha Garner: A good friend of ours, a bit loopy in the head. Been trying to catch us all day.
[22:10] ~Frost: (just pretend that's what people from where you live think)
[22:10] ~Frost: (Sheano I had a plan XD)
[22:10] Merril The Beast: That's just what the folks from my area call the ruler.
[22:10] Letha Garner: I was kidding of course.
[22:10] ~Frost: 'What? That's ridiculous. Everyone here knows it could never be a woman!'
[22:11] Merril The Beast: We don't really know much about them, but "Demon Queen" stuck after old Bobby called the ruler "stupid bitch" after being arrested.
[22:11] Merril The Beast: Never did hear from him again.
[22:11] Merril The Beast: Yeah, probably not a woman.
[22:11] Ohm-ari: You never know, he-she-it keeps their identity a secret
[22:11] ~Frost: 'Something with that much power can't even be human. If it was a girl she'd probably be spreading flower magic everywhere or something. Isn't that what female mages do?'
[22:12] Merril The Beast: So I've heard. But mages aren't my business. I haven't even seen magic of any sort save the white. The rest is naught but trouble.
[22:12] ~Frost: 'Wait, Bobby was arrested for that? Where do you come from?!'
[22:12] Ohm-ari: (I once heard of a mage that sucked a party into a different dimension0
[22:12] Letha Garner: (weird I heard that too)
[22:13] ~Frost: 'As far as I know people are allowed to say whatever they want about the rule. Whoever they are they don't seem bothered by it.... Must just be your local officials brown nosing.'
[22:13] ~Frost: ruler*)
[22:13] Merril The Beast: A pretty foul part of town. Most of the guards are drunk off their ass. Ain't the fault of the ruler, just some nobodies in their guard.
[22:13] Merril The Beast: But that doesn't stop some from holding a grudge.
[22:13] Merril The Beast: (I'm digging myself in and out of plot holes.)
[22:14] Merril The Beast: (So far so good.)
[22:14] Letha Garner: (lol)
[22:14] ~Frost: 'Yeah well, around here you get all kinds of folks. Some people think that if they praise his name the ruler will be impressed or something. Others rally against the bastard. The rest of us don't even care.'
[22:15] Merril The Beast: It's a strange land that we live in. If you keep your nose clean, don't practice the arts, and avoid the corrupt guards, it's not all too bad.
[22:15] Merril The Beast: (I don't take my own advice.)
[22:15] Merril The Beast: (Except not a mage.)
[22:15] Ohm-ari: Yeah, that's a good way to lead a peaceful, happy life.
[22:15] ~Frost: 'Well anyway, welcome to Annisse. It's a simple place here. Have a look around. And be sure to try our famous Licorice!'
[22:15] Ohm-ari: (Hopping on the hypocrisy train)
[22:16] Letha Garner: Oh, I love licorice!
[22:16] Merril The Beast: What's so good about it?
[22:16] Ohm-ari: I've never had it. The mountains don't import anythign these days
[22:16] ~Frost: 'it's our number one export! Do you think we're named after anise for nothing?'
[22:18] Merril The Beast: (AHAHA)
[22:18] ~Frost: "he leans in closer 'also if you're in for a different kind of fun, try the absinthe!'"
[22:18] Merril The Beast: (Letha, no.)
[22:18] Merril The Beast: (Don't say anything.)
[22:18] ~Frost: (look at me knowing pointless shit about plants)
[22:19] Merril The Beast: Alright, well, thanks for the tip.
[22:19] ~Frost: 'Not a problem.'
[22:19] ~Frost: "He walks off back to his business"
[22:19] • Letha Garner (sweats as she thinks about how wonderful the absinthe must be)
[22:20] ~Frost: (it's only in a town named after on of its main ingredients)
[22:20] ~Frost: (it can't be that great)
[22:20] Merril The Beast: Alright, so, back to business. We have to get out of here and find a damn boat.
[22:20] • Ohm-ari tries reading his map one more time, just to see how dyslexic he is
[22:20] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[22:20] ~Frost: "Nope."
[22:21] • Ohm-ari sighs
[22:21] ~Frost: ("why do I even own one of these?!"
[22:21] ~Frost: )
[22:21] Merril The Beast: (Fuck. Is that fucking map in braile or should it be?)
[22:21] Letha Garner: Can I try looking at that map?
[22:21] Ohm-ari: Sure.
[22:21] • Ohm-ari hands Letha the map
[22:22] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[22:22] ~Frost: (better)
[22:22] Letha Garner: (better lol)
[22:22] Merril The Beast: (We actually said that in near unison before you typed it, too.)
[22:22] Letha Garner: (xD)
[22:22] Ohm-ari: (What the actual fuck)
[22:22] Ohm-ari: (Why am I map dyslexic)
[22:22] Letha Garner: (this fucking map though)
[22:22] Letha Garner: (it's a little bitch)
[22:22] Merril The Beast: (Someone drew it in fucking Crayola.)
[22:23] ~Frost: "Letha can kinda read maps, given that she's a sailor and all. She thinks she found another town nearby that might be on the way to a port city!"
[22:23] ~Frost: (progress!)
[22:23] Merril The Beast: (Whoooo!)
[22:23] Letha Garner: Yeah, I think we go here, and then maybe a little further on should be a port somewhere, I think.
[22:23] Ohm-ari: Is there something wrong with this map?
[22:24] Ohm-ari: I can't read it. Ever.
[22:24] ~Frost: (it seems to be written in crayon)
[22:24] Letha Garner: I'm... not sure. I can't seen anything wrong with it but...
[22:24] ~Frost: (should I roll for that?)
[22:24] ~Frost: (I'm tempted to.)
[22:24] • Letha Garner shrugs and hands the map back
[22:24] Ohm-ari: (Do it)
[22:24] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:24] • Ohm-ari stores the map in his backpack
[22:25] ~Frost: "The map seems mostly normal. It seems to be a decade or two out of date, but as far as maps go that isn't too big of a problem. Still, it might end up missing any relevant modern information. It might be best to buy a more recent copy. Aside from that, Ari might just need reading glasses."
[22:25] Letha Garner: (OMG I HAVE TWO REGULAR EUES IN HIS CANONM)
[22:25] Letha Garner: (FUCK YOU HANDS)
[22:26] Merril The Beast: Alright, so, should we move ahead or stay here to stock up?
[22:27] Letha Garner: I say move on, taking my status into consideration.
[22:27] ~Frost: "Won't be long until the actual competant police start searching other towns~"
[22:27] Ohm-ari: We buy some supplies.
[22:27] Ohm-ari: And a new map
[22:27] ~Frost: (we talk good)
[22:27] Ohm-ari: (should*)
[22:28] Merril The Beast: Alright, so, that's a vote for leaving and a vote for stocking up.
[22:28] Merril The Beast: Hmm... I guess stocking up is the best idea.
[22:28] Merril The Beast: (I'm going to rob some poor motherfucker blind.)
[22:28] ~Frost: (you never learn)
[22:28] Ohm-ari: (lol.)
[22:29] Ohm-ari: (Then I might actually leave them)
[22:29] Merril The Beast: (Hey, I have a one in twenty chance of makin' bank.)
[22:29] Ohm-ari: (It's like 6 or 7 in twenty)
[22:29] ~Frost: (are you guys gonna do stuff?)
[22:29] • Ohm-ari tries to catch an NPC's attention
[22:29] Ohm-ari: Excuse me!
[22:29] Ohm-ari: Sir!
[22:30] ~Frost: "He turns around now the Ari actually knows what manners are"
[22:30] ~Frost: 'What is it, sir?'
[22:30] Ohm-ari: Do you know where one could buy an up-to-date map?
[22:30] • Letha Garner folds arms behind her head, and thinks fondly of her Daisy.
[22:30] ~Frost: ~roll 20
[22:30] ~Frost: shit)
[22:31] Letha Garner: (ha)
[22:31] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[22:31] Merril The Beast: (Literal shipping.)
[22:31] Merril The Beast: (Letha/Daisy.)
[22:31] Ohm-ari: (Yes)
[22:31] ~Frost: "he thinks for a moment 'Oh...ummmmm, hmmm. Why don't you try the general store? They might have something like that!'"
[22:31] Letha Garner: (lol)
[22:31] Letha Garner: (I would fuck that ship)
[22:32] Ohm-ari: Could you perhaps point me in the direction of this store?
[22:32] ~Frost: "he points to where it is"
[22:32] Merril The Beast: Cool, hey, you guys go do that, I have some business to do in town here.
[22:32] • Ohm-ari thanks him, then goes to the store
[22:33] ~Frost: (this isn't gonna be good)
[22:33] • Letha Garner follows Ohm, since it seems like Merril has stuff to do.
[22:33] ~Frost: (where you goin, drunky?)
[22:33] ~Frost: (kk)
[22:33] Merril The Beast: Hmm... Let's see...
[22:33] Merril The Beast: (Around what time is it?)
[22:33] ~Frost: (early noon)
[22:34] Merril The Beast: (Cool, empty houses.)
[22:34] Merril The Beast: (Jackpot.)
[22:34] ~Frost: "The party arrives at the general store. It's quite quaint looking, and is pleasantly decorated. They are standing outside two bright green doors"
[22:34] • Merril The Beast picks a random house in town and tries to stealthily scope it for residents
[22:34] • Merril The Beast and loot
[22:34] • Ohm-ari enters the store
[22:34] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[22:35] ~Frost: (ooooshit)
[22:35] Ohm-ari: (Nice)
[22:35] • Ohm-ari gets the shop keeper's attention
[22:35] Ohm-ari: Excuse me...
[22:36] ~Frost: "Merril finds what appears to be a vacant but still furnished home! The property seller must have hit the green muse, because the keys are still in the lock!"
[22:36] Merril The Beast: Sweet.
[22:36] • Merril The Beast turns the key and looks about for shit she can carry and sell quick
[22:36] Merril The Beast: (Also, gnome needs customer service)
[22:37] ~Frost: "Ari and Garner push open the doors. The general store is festively decorated with all kinds of whimsical trinkets. There are ribbion-wrapped jars of licorice of all flavors scattered around the shelves. There also seems to be a lone neon green bottle on the front counter that catches Letha's attention...."
[22:38] Ohm-ari: (Ohshitneongreen)
[22:38] Letha Garner: (shit)
[22:38] • Letha Garner examines the bottle
[22:39] ~Frost: "The proprietor notices Ari's presence. She is a young, eccentrically dressed woman with bright eyes and a warm smile 'Welcome to my general store madam and miss! How may I help you today?' She asks with a curtsy"
[22:39] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[22:39] Ohm-ari: (> madam)
[22:39] ~Frost: (shit)
[22:39] ~Frost: (XD)
[22:39] ~Frost: sir*"
[22:39] Letha Garner: (shit)
[22:40] Ohm-ari: Do you have maps for sale? my current one is a little out of date.
[22:40] ~Frost: "Merril doesn't find anything of particular interest in the foyer. It's looking like there might not be as much to this place as she thought...."
[22:40] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[22:40] Letha Garner: What's this green stuff?
[22:41] Merril The Beast: Alright, this blows. But, one last shot.
[22:41] • Merril The Beast checks the master bedroom
[22:42] ~Frost: "'Hmmmm, let me check around.....' she ruffles through her back room and reappears with a simple and slightly more up to date map, but not by much. She turns her attention to Letha 'Why that? That's Annisse's world famous Absinthe! This bottle is only for show. If you would like to purchase any, I'll need proper identification, miss.'"
[22:42] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[22:43] • Letha Garner checks pockets for proper identification
[22:44] ~Frost: "After some searching, Merril comes across some mediocre quality show jewelry. It might be worth a little bit, at least."
[22:44] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[22:44] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[22:44] ~Frost: (oooosnap)
[22:44] Ohm-ari: (Double crit goo)
[22:44] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[22:44] Ohm-ari: (Awww)
[22:44] Letha Garner: (fuck yeah, super proper)
[22:44] Merril The Beast: (St'ro's papers are in your pocket.)
[22:44] Ohm-ari: (YES)
[22:44] Letha Garner: (OMG YES)
[22:45] ~Frost: "Letha finds her ID in no time at all, and also realizes she miscounted her money! She finds 10 extra gold on her person."
[22:45] ~Frost: "This brings her total to 35"
[22:45] Letha Garner: (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
[22:45] ~Frost: (you guys are using up all your luck on petty crap XD)
[22:45] Letha Garner: How much is this absinthe?
[22:45] • Letha Garner flashes her id
[22:45] Merril The Beast: (Cha-ching)
[22:46] Merril The Beast: (So how about my house loot?)
[22:46] ~Frost: "She takes it an inspects it 'Well, ma'am, your ID checks out just fine!"
[22:46] ~Frost: ~Frost: "After some searching, Merril comes across some mediocre quality show jewelry. It might be worth a little bit, at least."
[22:46] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[22:46] ~Frost: (ouch)
[22:46] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[22:47] Merril The Beast: (Didn't I already roll for the bedroom loot?)
[22:47] Ohm-ari: (Yeah)
[22:47] ~Frost: (that was for the cost)
[22:47] Ohm-ari: (He did)
[22:47] Letha Garner: (ouch)
[22:47] ~Frost: (of the absinthe)
[22:47] Ohm-ari: (It costs 1501 gold)
[22:47] ~Frost: '"Well miss, here we sell it at the reasonable price of only 10 gold a bottle! Shall I retrieve one for you?"
[22:48] Letha Garner: Well, I just so happened to find that I have ten coins more than I knew I had, so it must be a sign from the heavens that this is meant to be.
[22:48] Letha Garner: I'll take onw.
[22:48] Letha Garner: (*one)
[22:48] Merril The Beast: (I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS ROOM BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP)
[22:48] ~Frost: "'Great! I'll be back momentarily!' she runs back into her stockroom'"
[22:49] ~Frost: (I already told you man)
[22:49] ~Frost: (you rolled an 11 and got some cheap jewelry.)
[22:49] Merril The Beast: (Fak.)
[22:49] Ohm-ari: (look in other rooms)
[22:50] Ohm-ari: I'll take the map ma'am.
[22:50] • Merril The Beast pockets the loot angrily and bolts
[22:50] ~Frost: "The shopkeep returns after a while with a disappointed look on her face. 'I'm sorry madame, but it seems that we're out of stock. I'm sold out of Absinthe!'"
[22:50] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[22:51] ~Frost: "' the map? This edition will come to about 110 gold, please.'"
[22:51] Letha Garner: Oh my, well that's a shame.
[22:51] Ohm-ari: (WHAT. FOR A MAP.)
[22:51] ~Frost: (you got an 11 bro.)
[22:51] ~Frost: (and maps were expensive back then!)
[22:52] ~Frost: (you had to draw everything by hand)
[22:52] Merril The Beast: (They cost fuck tons.)
[22:52] Ohm-ari: I don't have that much money on me...
[22:52] Merril The Beast: Alright, pawn shop, pawn shop...
[22:52] • Merril The Beast flags down an npc
[22:52] Merril The Beast: Pardon me, can you lend me your ear for a minute?
[22:52] Ohm-ari: (lend me your ear citizen)
[22:52] ~Frost: "'Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. Can I interest either of you in some Licorice? It's only 5 gold for a bundle of any of out flavors!'"
[22:53] Ohm-ari: What flavors do you have?
[22:53] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[22:53] ~Frost: "'Well, right now I have cherry, green apple, and grape in stock. Our most popular Absinthe-Dipped brand is also out of stock, unfortunately.'"
[22:54] ~Frost: "'Of course, madame. How can I help you?'"
[22:54] Letha Garner: (CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY)
[22:54] Ohm-ari: I'll take a bundle of green-apple please.
[22:54] Letha Garner: Oh my, I'll take two bundles of cherry!
[22:54] Merril The Beast: Oh, thank you. I'm looking for a store that buys things that someone no longer has need for.
[22:54] Merril The Beast: Do you know of such a place?
[22:55] ~Frost: "'Of course!' She puts them in a pretty bag and ties them up with a green ribbion. Leathe's are placed in a similar bag, but tied with a red ribbion. 'That will be 5 gold each, please.'"
[22:55] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[22:55] • Ohm-ari pays for his licorice
[22:55] Merril The Beast: (Oh shit, man.)
[22:56] • Letha Garner also pays for hers
[22:56] Ohm-ari: (nice)
[22:56] Merril The Beast: (Please tell me that this store buys nothing but fake jewels at a ridiculous price.)
[22:56] ~Frost: "His eyes light up 'Of course I do! I own the pawn shoppe here! I can probably give you an estimate right now!"
[22:56] • Merril The Beast smiles
[22:56] Merril The Beast: Ah, what luck!
[22:56] Ohm-ari: (Niiiiiice)
[22:56] Merril The Beast: Here, I have them with me.
[22:56] Letha Garner: (sweet)
[22:56] • Merril The Beast shows him the loot
[22:56] ~Frost: "Thank you very much for your patronage!'"
[22:56] ~Frost: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[22:56] • Ohm-ari tentatively noms on a piece of licorice
[22:57] ~Frost: "'Hmmmm......these don't seem to be worth too much....how much are you looking to get for 'em?"
[22:57] Merril The Beast: (Shoot for the stars and you might reach the top of a reasonably large hill.)
[22:57] Merril The Beast: Hmm... How does around 200 sound?
[22:58] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[22:58] ~RM: (you are fucking kidding me)
[22:58] Ohm-ari: (XD)
[22:58] Merril The Beast: (FORK IT OVER, BANKER)
[22:58] Merril The Beast: (Mama needs some catnip.
[22:58] Ohm-ari: (Do we have to make stat charts for the characters too?
[22:58] Merril The Beast: )
[22:58] Ohm-ari: )
[22:58] ~RM: "'Well it just so happens that I collect trashy fake jewelry! For this I'm thinking about 170 gold coins should do.'"
[22:59] ~RM: (maybe later gnerm. Too soon.)
[22:59] Ohm-ari: (yeah. Not now, but at some point)
Merril The Beast: Ah, I'll happily take you up on that. More than I paid for them.
~RM: "'Pleasure doing business with you!' He hands over the money"
• Ohm-ari exits the shop and starts looking around the bazaar for a healing tome salesman/merchant stand/something of that variety
Merril The Beast: Thank you very much.
~RM: "The competent police force is beginning to arrive!"
• Merril The Beast bolts the fuck out of there and tries to find the party
• Letha Garner heads on out of the store to look for Merril again
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
~RM: "A policeman thinks he sees something, but he's unsure. He ponders about it for a hwile while Merril does the thing."
Letha Garner: (OHM BUY THE MAP NOW)
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
Letha Garner: (WHILE IM NOT THERE, SAY YOU HAGGLED)
Ohm-ari: (What are you saying <.>)
~RM: "Ari finds exactly what he's looking for! Too bad Merril finds both him and Letha and tells them it's time to gtfo!"
Ohm-ari: (Besides get the map)
Ohm-ari: (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU)
Ohm-ari: Merril, what's up?
Merril The Beast: (We lost Letha)
~RM: "The guard is half sure he saw a fugitive cat gurl, and begins a leisurely search.
~RM: "
Merril The Beast: Well, I believe the police from
Letha Garner: (cmputer tried to suicide)
~RM: (Nightshade)
Merril The Beast: (I tried to ! it but didn't have voice.)
Merril The Beast: Nightshade are finally catching up to Letha.
~RM: !data nightshade
Night ShadeGhostSpecialPower
—Accuracy
100%PP
24Does damage equal to the user's level.
Merril The Beast: It would be an excellent time to beat feet.
Letha Garner: Oh shit, we need to leave, yeah.
• Ohm-ari glaces at the healing tome merchant.
• Ohm-ari sighs
Ohm-ari: Alright. Where to?
Letha Garner: Not here@
Merril The Beast: The next town near port.
Letha Garner: (*!)
Merril The Beast: Letha, lead on.
~RM: "The guards are approaching the stand. Act fast!"
• Letha Garner sprints to where the town is
• Merril The Beast follows sexily
Letha Garner: (GOGOGOGOGOGOGO)
• Ohm-ari follows hastily
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
Letha Garner: (SONIC X GUYS)
Merril The Beast: (GOTTA GO FAST)
Letha Garner: (ARI)
Ohm-ari: (WHAT)
~RM: "The guards notice Merril running conspicuously sexily and decide to follow them!"
Letha Garner: (YOUR LITTLE LEGS, GOTTA GO FAST)
Ohm-ari: (Oh right. I'm the shortest one here)
~RM: "pick up the pace dears!"
• Letha Garner takes what she hopes to be a shortcut
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
Ohm-ari: (nope)
Letha Garner: (FUUUUUUUUUCK)
Merril The Beast: (Shit)
Merril The Beast: (Time for lefty and jim to get a work out.)
Letha Garner: (DONT FOLLOW ME)
• Merril The Beast hangs a left away the dead end, then realizes that Letha knows where we're going and she doesn't
Merril The Beast: Fuck.'
• Merril The Beast follows
~RM: (Ari, you following?)
Ohm-ari: (I'm having second thoughts)
• Ohm-ari follows hoping that Letha knows where she's going
~RM: "Letha takes a shortcut! Around the entire town! The party follows her lead and becomes exhausted. They manage to attract a lot of attention in doing so, and some guards walk up to them"
Merril The Beast: Howdy, officers.
Letha Garner: That was a good jog everyone!
Ohm-ari: Good days sirs.
Merril The Beast: (I'm gonna st'ro it, don't fuck it up.)
~RM: "You people.....why were you running?"
Merril The Beast: This isn't the town marathon?
Merril The Beast: I thought for sure that was today.
~RM: "And you, you look.....familiar...."
~RM: (respond to that yo')
Merril The Beast: Ah, I'm actually a rather famous poet around this area.
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
Ohm-ari: (XD)
Merril The Beast: (Fak.)
Ohm-ari: (Nope)
• Letha Garner hopes the guards don't recognize her
~RM: "'Wait a minute! My sister lives here and she said the annual marathon was last week! And you're no poet! I swear I've seen you before! Well, you're liars, so you're definitely suspicious...."
~RM: "'I'm gonna have to ask your group to come in for questioning'"
Merril The Beast: Ah, damn, Ohm, I told you we missed the marathon.
Letha Garner: I'm so upset with you Ohm, you swore we hadn't missed it!
Merril The Beast: And my art may be new, but it's still poetry.
Ohm-ari: Hey, you know how I am with maps!
Merril The Beast: The nerve.
Ohm-ari: At least we got here!
~RM: "'Look, if you're innocent this shouldn't take too long. Just come quietly'"
Merril The Beast: Right, uh... Oh crap, my water just broke!
Ohm-ari: (nice try Trace. But nope)
Letha Garner: Oh my god!
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
Merril The Beast: (GOD FUCKING DAMN IT)
Letha Garner: (how do you do italics?)
Letha Garner: (quickly!)
Ohm-ari: (_)
Ohm-ari: (That twice on both sides)
Ohm-ari: (LIek dis)
~RM: ""Miss, your shenanigans are becoming quite old. Please just come with us.'"
Letha Garner: Oh no, my water broke!
Merril The Beast: Ah, it was her baby I was sensing!
Merril The Beast: We're twins, you know.
Ohm-ari: (Goddamn trace)
Merril The Beast: But oh dear!
Letha Garner: Different Fathers, much like my twins who are due right now.
~RM: (I'm done rolling for this shit. Do soething!)
Letha Garner: (please frost this is amazing)
~RM: (also brb in a sec
Merril The Beast: Right, well, how did you enjoy our comedy routine?
Merril The Beast: I know this was sort of serious, but we hope we entertained you.
Letha Garner: Improv is our forte, after all.
~RM: "It was very nice. Now come with us."
Merril The Beast: Okay, okay, I'll confess right now.
~RM: "he makes a grab for Merill's arm non threateningly but authoritatively"
~RM: (ninja'd)
Merril The Beast: I buried the body out in the forest, and I'll show you right now where it is.
Letha Garner: It was a horrible act, I was forced to participate.
Letha Garner: The girl was so young, so innocent.
Letha Garner: (WHAT ARE WE DOING@)
Ohm-ari: (I have no clue lol)
Merril The Beast: (OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE)
Letha Garner: (PANIC)
~RM: (guys this is the competent police force XD)
Letha Garner: (I know I'm sorry)
Merril The Beast: (I know, but even competent officers make mistakes_
Ohm-ari: (I could totally explode them)
Merril The Beast: (Yeah, no, not yet.)
Ohm-ari: (ok)
Merril The Beast: (Let's see if he'll follow us into the woods.)
~RM: (Trace a "mistake" would have happened three rolls ago)
~RM: (XD)
Letha Garner: (hahaha)
Merril The Beast: (Fine.)
Merril The Beast: Alright, you caught us. I guess we'll go in for questioning.
Letha Garner: Sorry about all the jokes.
~RM: (brb)
Letha Garner: We just needed to get it out of our system.
Ohm-ari: (We lost a trace)
Merril The Beast: (I'm back)
Merril The Beast: (Gotta wait for frost)
Ohm-ari: (yay. So what's your grand Scheme)
Merril The Beast: (Lie some more.)
~RM: (bak)
Merril The Beast: (And if all else fails, we won't be coming back to this town.)
Letha Garner: (XD)
~RM: (you guys have a chanve to be aqquitted depending on the dice if you do this)
~RM: JS)
Ohm-ari: (I could totally explode them)
~RM: "He takes all of the to the police station for questioning"
Merril The Beast: (Not yet.)
Merril The Beast: (Paitence.)
~RM: (ooook)
• Letha Garner pouts
Ohm-ari: (True. Y'all'd be racist anyway)
~RM: (wait was that for me or him?)
Merril The Beast: I volunteer to go first.
• Ohm-ari is disgruntled by this turn of events
Ohm-ari: Um no.
Merril The Beast: (For the guy who wants to genocide this town.)
Ohm-ari: I'll go
Letha Garner: Can I volunteer to go last?
Merril The Beast: (Oh, NOW you have a spine.)
Merril The Beast: I volunteered to go first first, your honor.
Ohm-ari: (I suck at improv)
~RM: "Alright young lady, come with me' The guard heard Merril frist"
Ohm-ari: (Faaaaaack)
Merril The Beast: Okay.
• Merril The Beast she whispers to the party
~RM: "He leads her into the interrogation room"
Merril The Beast: Stay here, don't move
• Merril The Beast follows
~RM: (alright. This is your big roll. You ready?)
Merril The Beast: (Oh, I can feel it.)
Ohm-ari: (You should actually question him)
Ohm-ari: (her)
~RM: (I'm gonna)
Ohm-ari: (it)
~RM: (But this is more important)
Merril The Beast: (You would not find a penis down there, buddy.)
~RM: (so pray for your luck!)
Merril The Beast: (Scout's honor.)
~RM: (everyone ready for the moment of truth?)
Merril The Beast: (Oh, Allah who is most great and poweful...)
Ohm-ari: (XD)
• Letha Garner fidgets
• Ohm-ari wonders if there are any instrument shops nearby
~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
Letha Garner: (OMFG NO GNOME)
~RM: (alright! I'll take that!)
Ohm-ari: (WHy not?)
Merril The Beast: (And so will I!)
~RM: (your qualifier was a 15 or better)
Ohm-ari: (music is my thing. It makes me who I am)
~RM: "The officer sits Merril down in front of the table and takes a seat on the opposite side. But before he can ask her anything, another man rushes into the room and whispers into his ear!"
~RM: "'Oh, oh is that so? I see. You're dismissed!' The other officer scurries out of the room."
Merril The Beast: What was that all about?
~RM: "Well miss, we at first suspected you were the perpetrator of a robbery committed in Nightshade. However, our most recent Intel suggests otherwise."
~RM: "He hands her an artist rendition of a Dog-person that looks like the product of a renegade game of telephone gone wrong"
Merril The Beast: (YEEEES)
Ohm-ari: (XD)
Ohm-ari: (nice)
Merril The Beast: (JACKPOT YATZHEE NO WHAMMIES)
~RM: "'thisis an artist sketch of the perpetrator based on the witnesses testimony'"
~RM: "'And this is clearly not you, so you and your companions are free to go.'"
Merril The Beast: Oh thank you so much! We will leave at once! Sorry for the trouble, and I hope you catch her!
• Merril The Beast walks from the room calmly and stops in front of her bros
Letha Garner: How was it?
Merril The Beast: Alright, it was a misunderstanding, but we should clear out as not to impede their investigation.
Letha Garner: I understand, we'd best be off then.
~RM: "'Before leaving, Merril couldn't help but notice a faint....purple? glow to the drawing. But she puts it out of her mind."
Merril The Beast: (Oh no.)
Merril The Beast: (No no no no no no.)
Letha Garner: (nonononononono)
Ohm-ari: (?)
• ~RM (whistles)
Ohm-ari: (What's going on?)
Merril The Beast: Yep, let's. Now, back to as we were. Letha, to the next town!
• Letha Garner (cries on the inside)
Letha Garner: Yes! Onwards!