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Anon's City Naming

Oct 12th, 2015
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  1. Original prompt:
  2. TS: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over a 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
  3. >Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
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  6. >You are Anon
  7. >And your town is finally at a size where you can be considered a city
  8. >So you decided to call a meeting with the leader of each of the races that lived there
  9. >Which besides dragons and wild animals it was pretty much every specimen
  10. >Well there s also moondander, who s the only unicorn in the entire city
  11. >Anyway you re on your way to the meeting room, about 10 minutes late as always...
  12. >You decide to sprint the last 20 meters to show as if you had ran the entire way to there
  13. "Alright guys i suppose you all have something else to do so just throw your ideas and we ll pick the best one, i suggest Radland"
  14. >Some look at you with blank stares while others simply shake their heads
  15. >"How about Anontopia?" a griffon speaks up
  16. >"This land" a diamond dog says, not ginving time for anyone else to say their opinions about the other name
  17. >"Urgh we already told you" a pegasus says "we arent naming the town 'this land'"
  18.  
  19. >Its been 15 minutes and while you ve been trying to think on a creative name
  20. >Meanwhile everyone is just trying to put 'anon' in the city name for some reason
  21. >Not that you dont like it but it doesnt feel right either
  22. >The diamond dog in other hand simply cant let go and keep saying that same stupid name
  23. >If they werent so essencial for finding the resources and extracting it you wouldnt even have called him
  24.  
  25. ---1h later---
  26. >"How about 'Anoncity'?"
  27. >"This land"
  28. >"We could call it 'Anonpólis'"
  29. >"Tecnically that s the same as Wave Rider suggested but more refined, i like it"
  30. >"This land"
  31. >Everyone frowns and goes back to thinking
  32. >"I know! We could call it 'The Anon Empire'!"
  33. >Okay that did it, you definetively would do something stupid because of your ego if you stayed
  34. "Hey guys you all are thinking on great names, so i gonna go to the R&D team and see if they need any help with new tech. Just give me the paper with the name of the city when i m giving the speech tommorrow."
  35. >And with that you get yourself out of that mad room
  36. >You really shouldnt have said that everyone should agree on the name for it to be set
  37.  
  38. >Today is the day you re going to annouce the city name for the public
  39. >You cant stop wondering what sort of anon related name it will be
  40. >Moondancer comes with the envelope and shoves it in your pocket, not daring to look on your eyes
  41. >She also seem to not have sleep at all this night
  42. >How long did that meeting really go on for?
  43. "Moondancer! What s wrong?"
  44. >She doesnt say anything and just your bedroom withouth turning back
  45. >Maybe she was scared that you d find the town name by talking to her?
  46. >Yeah she probably was faking being angry, though her bloodshot eyes seemed quite real
  47. >You decide to respect whatever went on at that room after you left and open the envelope only when announcing the name
  48. >You barely can hold the hype
  49.  
  50. >You just finished your speech about how great and awesome this town was
  51. >You had to make it count since the town name probably also have yours in it
  52. "And withouth further ado, i am happy to announce our town name. It is..."
  53. >DiS lanD
  54. >Fuck
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