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- >"What do you think it is girls?"
- >"What ever it is its huge! maybe we can throw it a huge party!"
- >You are anonymous, Strange voices and things are prodding you.
- >Drinking yourself stupid last night was maybe an awful idea
- >Bringing a hand to your head you groan in pain
- "Wa" Before you can finish talking you break into a coughing fit.
- "Water!" you cry out again
- >"I-it talks! Twilight go get it some water! There there big guy it will be okay"
- >'It talks? Wha ow head'
- >some soft thing touches your forehead
- >"Oh my your burning up"
- >"Here you go fluttershy, There was a glass near the huge sink looking thing"
- >The soft thing leans your head forward to a glass of water.
- >Drinking it all down you open your eyes expecting to see some lost campers.
- >These are not lost campers at all.
- >Panic sets in as you watch the six pairs of eyes from miniature horses look at you.
- "What the fuck"
- >"Hi my name is pinkie pie and"
- >You cant help but scream at the top of your lungs
- >five of the horses run leaving the yellow one with a pink mane holding the glass.
- >"There there its alright, Your just a scared animal is a strange place. Fluttershy will take care of you."
- >You couldn't help but respond.
- "I'm not an animal..."
- >The horses eyes shrink to pin pricks as it backs up with the glass in hoof.
- >How in god's name is it holding it.
- >Where did that yellow horse go?
- >Rubbing your temples you get out of bed to figure out what in the blue fuck is going on.
- >Taking a look out the bedroom window reveals an open field.
- "What happened to the forest?"
- >Looking out the other window shows a town down a long dirt road.
- >Loss for words you grab your jacket of the chair and throw it on.
- >voices from your living room pull your attention.
- >"Whats wrong fluttershy an animal has never scared you this bad."
- >that voice sounds almost stuck up.
- >The soft voice says something involving the word animal but you couldn't catch it.
- >rubbing your head hoping its all just some crazy trip from a plant you walked through last night you head to the living room.
- >Sticking your head out the doorway shows four small horses consoling... the yellow one.
- >Backing up you grab your crossbow off the night table and load a bolt into it as you sit on the bed.
- >You continue hearing the conversation from your living room.
- >"what do you mean it said it's not an animal?"
- >"It's what he said twilight!"
- >"Well if it can talk it must be intelligent! I mean look at all these books!"
- >you did have an impressive library of books, Not a real library but enough to fill a small section.
- >"no wait twi"
- >'A southern accent... really'
- >Small steps are heard coming toward your room, Revealing a purple horse... with a horn.
- >seriously what did I walk through to trip this hard
- >The unicorn takes note of the object in your lap and stops approaching.
- >"H-hey can you understand me"
- >Eye twitching as you listen to the voice, This horse is talking.
- >Nodding your head she eases up.
- >"And you can talk."
- >Pausing for a moment.
- "Yes."
- >Strange you asked for water and no one freaked out till now.
- >"Do you have a name"
- >you stare into the purple p0nies violet eyes, her dark blue mane with pink and violet stripes.
- "Anonymous." you state bluntly
- >The horse seemed taken back by your tone.
- >"I'm Twilight sparkle. I'm wondering..."
- "What are you."
- >"umm yeah"
- >Awkward silence for a moment till she notices you asked first.
- >"Oh right. I'm a p0ny, unicorn to be exact"
- >P0ny... If your eye twitches any harder you may need to go to a doctor.
- >"And you?"
- "Right. Human. Where am I?"
- >She gives a questioning looking as she's sits on her back legs.
- >'If this is some kind of joke god please wake me up.'
- >"You're on the outskirts of p0nyville, Your cottage appeared across the road from Fluttershys place a week ago"
- >Oh good your brain broke what ever nerve twitches your eye
- >"Are you ok? you seem"
- "On edge, Confused, Scared shitless, silently panicking while screaming like a little girl about to get raped by her uncle again but her parents wont believe her." interrupting her.
- >Maybe a bit much but seemed to convey how you were feeling.
- >"Ummm yeeeeeah."
- "I'v been better."
- >Steps coming closer to your door causes more panic
- "Stop, Do not fucking turn that corner. I can talk with one right now. Another will be too much."
- >Twilight looks scared but is still holding her ground.
- "okay. So keep talking, Tell me about this p0ny race, more about where I am. Cause at this moment I'm thinking this is just a really bad trip or dream I need to wake up from, But this hangover speaks otherwise."
- >She seems relieved when you question her more just to keep talking
- >She does not realize but your still trying to get it through your head.
- >'THIS FUCKING ANIMAL IS TALKING. AND I WAS CONSIDERED AN ANIMAL?'
- >"Well, you're in Equestria, home of p0nyfolk."
- >'P0nyfolk'
- >"Where we have Pegasus and earth p0nies and unicorns. I can bring in a friend to show the differences"
- >Picking it up as she's looking for an answer you nod. This seems to real.
- >Pinching your leg hurts a lot.
- >"Applejack, Fluttershy can you come in here" she yells into the hallway.
- >Fluttershy, The yellow p0ny with light pink mane and tail hovers in slowly... How did you not notice the wings...
- >A orange p0ny with a cowboy hat comes in, Must be an earth p0ny considering no wings or horn.
- >Nodding to show your not completely fucking retarded.
- >"Do you mind If i bring the rest of my friends in?"
- >Oh good your brain found the nerve to twitch your other eye.
- "I. I think im doing ok... Can I have another glass of water..."
- >"I'll get it darling" A voice heard from outside the room as a cyan Pegasus flies in with a rainbow mane comes in.
- >Suddenly pink invades your eye sight as two blue dots look back at you.
- >"Hi my names pinkie pie an"
- >small popping sound and purple flash and she's sitting next to Twilight
- >"Pinkie! stop!"
- >"Sorry"
- >'The actual fu'
- >A glass of water glowing light blue floats in followed by a white unicorn with purple mane.
- >"Here you go darling"
- >The glass of water is just floating inches in front of you.
- >Eyeballing it as your brain breaks the nerve to twitch your other eye. Good job brain two for two.
- "I...It's floating."
- >"Well yes unicorns have magic"
- >you can't find out how to react.
- >'Magic...'
- >'LIKE MAGIC FLOATING SHIT MAGIC?'
- >you down the glass of water putting all your effort into believing its alcohol.
- >nothing.
- >Placing the glass on the floor, the p0nies following your hand the entire way.
- >Looking back at them almost freaks you out.
- >"Um sir?" Twilight sparkle starts.
- >"You are a male correct?"
- >You nod to answer her, the fear of your tongue betraying you and screaming is to high right now.
- >"Are you alright?"
- >Are you alright?
- "Thats one hell of a fucking question. I just woke up in my home which was last seen deep in a forest and is now apparently at the outskirts of a town called 'p0nyville'. The forest almost missing it seems . And I'm talking with small hor... p0nies."
- >The white ones cheeks puffed out as you caught yourself.
- >"We can leave if you want." The yellow one speaking softly this time.
- >She seems to have lost a lot of her confidence since you told her you're not an animal
- >The thought of them leaving is an amazing one, But they are not hostile... yet
- "Am I in any real danger here?"
- >The rainbow maned one speaking this time in a tomboyish voice
- >"If you hurt my friends you will be!"
- >Thwack.
- >A bolt is hovering into the doorway right above the rainbow-colored ones head.
- >They all check to see what the noise is, Her face going pale as you have another bolt already reloaded and waiting.
- "If I was a danger to you I wouldn't be talking. Now then, names please."
- >They rest of the p0nies look back at you seeing the bolt reloaded now, not pointing at them but crossbow still sitting in your lap.
- >"Rainbow dash fastest flyer in Equestria."
- "Equestria? never mind, Nice to meet you."
- >Pink one with a poofy mane and tail finally catches on jumping on top of your crossbow in your lap
- >"I'm P"
- "Pinkie pie, Unless your name changed recently. Hello"
- >All she manages to do is smile as she hops down.
- >The smell of cotton candy leaves the air.
- >Interesting.
- "And you are Twilight sparkle"
- >Twilight nodding "Twilight is fine"
- >White one speaks up
- >"I'm Rarity. good to meet... what ever you are"
- "Human, Trust me pleasure is mine seeing how you haven't attacked me"
- >Yellow one flies to you grabbing the glass.
- >"I'm flut" You couldn't catch the rest of it
- "Taking a guess, Fluttershy?"
- >She nods hiding behind her mane.
- >She flies off with the glass hopefully putting it back in your kitchen. HOPEFULLY
- >"An I'm Applejack" Southern accent, Orange coat with blonde mane. white freckles. seriously?
- >You nod as she tips her hat
- "This is going to be an awkward request, But it was nice meeting you but can I have The rest of the day to my self? This is a lot to take in"
- >Twilight is the only one who seems to understand
- "If i'm still here feel free to come by tomorrow and I think I can handle this better... Just need to get my barrings, I won't leave my house and scare the others in town. I just need a moment to"
- >"Its alright Anonymous, I understand." Twilight interrupting you
- >"Come on girls we can come by tomorrow. Sorry we walked into your house, We thought some new p0ny moved in."
- >You nod as they walk out, Hearing your door close you take a look around your home.
- >Your bedroom is much less the same, bathroom on the side with shower.
- >Taking your recurve crossbow to the coffee table in the living room and setting it down.
- >Your computer is still at its desk in the corner, Couch more or less intact given the years you have had it.
- >seems like they looked under the cushions for something.
- >What ever checking the kitchen it seems the yellow one, Fluttershy was it put the glass in the sink...and someone did your dishes.
- >Why in god's name did someone do your dishes? or did you do them before you passed out?
- >Putting a finger on a plate it's still very wet, someone did them.
- "Talking p0nies. Magic. They did my dishes. Where the fuck am I."
- >Opening your fridge to check and see what you have.
- >milk is about to go bad, some fruit is bad to.
- >Wait a fucking minute, Your fridge light is on...
- >closing the door you flick your kitchen light.
- >Turns on.
- >Flick it again.
- >Turns off.
- >On.
- >Off.
- "What the hell...Nope! nope done."
- >With that you begin gathering the ingredients to bake a fucking cake.
- >You are not the greatest cook. But god damn it living two years on your own in the forest you had time to learn some shit.
- >After gathering the ingredients you decide its chocolate cake time. With fudge in the middle.
- >Messing with your oven it heats up.
- >Not questioning anything right now you just roll with it
- >Pre heating it to the desired temp you begin putting ingredients together and pulling the pans out.
- >Kitchen is fairly small but is large enough to cook big meals
- >Looking out your window above the sink a cottage sits across a dirt road.
- "Who did they say lived there? fluttershy?"
- >Sighing as you put the waiting to be cooked cake into the oven you set a timer and begin looking around your home.
- >Everything is mostly where it was before. Mostly.
- >It's clear they looked around a bit before finding you
- "After cleaning up maybe I will take a quick look around, Couldn't hurt right?"
- >Nodding in agreement with yourself you begin picking up odds and ends here and there.
- >after tidying up a bit you take a look at the timer.
- "thirty minutes left. Guess I could check the cellar... But i would have to go outside.. fuck it."
- >Grabbing your crossbow off the coffee table you head to the door making sure the bolt is loaded.
- >Sighing as you open the door you see the yellow Pegasus floating toward the back of her house with many creatures in tow.
- "She seems rather comfortable with all those animals. Must be an animal lover."
- >Walking around back you find the cellar door, Moving the latch you descend down the stairs
- >flipping the light switch on the side, You never liked the hanging light string.
- >Your cellar is more or less empty save for the freezer in the corner and boxes full of stuff.
- "It's almost like my house never moved, Like its been here all along, how interesting."
- >Opening the freezer reveals nothing
- "Right, I stopped hunting for that season. Guess this was bound to happen. Wonder if there are laws against me hunting in that nearby forest."
- >Closing the fridge and flipping the switch you head back up the stairs and into your home.
- >Opening the door the smell of chocolate cake fills your senses.
- "Mmm. That smells good. definitely clears the air of stress"
- >Checking the timer, twenty minutes left.
- "Maybe Lunch would be good now. Lunch right?"
- >Checking your oven clock. 3:32pm
- "close enough"
- >Picking up two pieces of bread you grab your peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
- >Peanut butter and jelly sandwich ready you put everything away grabbing the cake frosting.
- >Finishing your sandwich the cake timer goes off.
- "Right on time"
- >Pulling the cake out you set it on the counter to cool down before finishing the final pieces.
- >loneliness seems to hit you now.
- "Normally I would feel better after baking or cooking something... Now its just."
- >you don't realize it as you take your time with the frosting but the sun lowers as the moon begins to rise
- >Slowly tiny designs appear on the cake till you have several swirls of frosting.
- >You found some stray strawberry's in the bottom of the fridge.
- >Just cutting the strawberries in half and shoving them on top looked pretty good.
- >...
- "I'm still stressed the fuck out. This is the first time baking has not worked."
- >Cleaning your mess up and leaving the cake out to sit you head back outside.
- >The roof to your house has always been pretty low.
- >With a big jump and some effort your on top of it.
- >Walking to the middle of it you lay down slowly to watch to the stars.
- >When your house was in the forest you couldn't see stars this well so this was an interesting experience.
- >till you couldn't find any stars that looked familiar
- "Where is the north star..."
- >Laying on your back you trace the sky with an index finger looking for something, Anything that could tell you home is near.
- "Nothing... nothing at all..."
- >Dropping your arm as you gaze at the stars a soft voice scares the ever-living shit out of you.
- >"Um Anonymous? is that you?"
- >The yellow Pegasus floats up onto your roof a few feet from you
- >Your hearts racing with fear at the moment as she continues talking
- >"Oh be careful Anonymous. Don't need to fall and get hurt. Who were you talking to?"
- >This thing cares for your safety.
- >You barely know it and it came up to check on you?
- "Ye- yeah I'm fine. I talk to my self a lot."
- >"Oh.... What are you doing up here?"
- "I was trying to find stars that might tell me where home is, I don't recognize any of them. Sometimes it would ease the stress just relaxing watching the stars."
- >"Oh..."
- >Fluttershy lands as kicks her hooves a bit.
- >"Mind if I watch them with you?"
- "Y-yeah sure"
- >'Why am I so worried, If they wanted to eat my soul they would have already.'
- >'They didn't eat it already did they? how do you check? fuck Anon calm down'
- >Fluttershy sits not next to you but close enough to carry a conversation quietly
- >"Why do you talk to yourself?" She says quietly
- "Just something I picked up living alone for two years. What little contact I had when I moved into this house we couldn't speak the same language, So it delved to pointing and hand gestures"
- >Silence takes over till small scratching is heard coming up the side of your house.
- >Both you and fluttershy look over to the side till two red ears pop up, Then brown eyes.
- >A smile comes across your face as the creature climbs up the house.
- >Getting its hind legs up it looks from you to fluttershy before rushing to your lap and curling up.
- >Sitting in your lap is a red fox that began following you around when you moved into the house.
- >It never stayed with you during the day but was always there when waking up or going to sleep.
- >Fluttershy has a smile on for the creature but seems nervous.
- >"H-hey little guy, What are you doing up here? You should be careful Anonymous, Fox's are known to be dangerous"
- "I know. But roxxy has been good to me, Really who I started talking to when I started talking to my self."
- >"O-oh, Its your pet?"
- >Scratching behind roxxy's ears she tilts to the side but pushes back to keep you going
- "Not really a pet, More so always there when I'm waking or sleeping."
- >"O-oh... Um should I be worried for my chickens and mice and bunnies?"
- "Hmm. Don't think so."
- >Looking down you get Roxxy's attention.
- "Hey. Can you leave her critters alone?"
- >Roxxy looks at you tilting her head.
- "Can you leave her animals alone? I'm sure you can hunt in the nearby forest and be safe right?"
- >"O-oh no the everfree forest is really really dangerous I couldn't"
- "Well... Guess I will need to stock up on eggs. What I remember foxes like fruit and eggs might be a good alternative till she finds a place to hunt. I will do my best to make sure she doesn't cause trouble"
- >"Al-all right. I just worry for my animals. If something were to happen I don't know what I.. I.."
- >taking a quick look you can see tears forming in her eyes.
- "Hey, Hey. Don't cry. I will make sure Roxxy doesn't cause trouble for you or your animals."
- >You can see her visibly turning the waterworks off and drying what little tears came out with her hooves.
- "I baked a cake. You want a piece?"
- >She stops for a moment looking at you before she nods.
- "Alright lets head inside."
- >Hoping off the roof carrying Roxxy, Fluttershy flies off.
- >Thoughts race through your head as you walk in.
- >'Can these p0nies eat cake? is it a good idea? will chocolate kill them?'
- >Pushing the thoughts aside letting Fluttershy into your house first.
- >Putting Roxxy on the couch she disappears to do what ever it is she does.
- >At this point a thought occurs, Roxxy has been with you for two years... how have you not noticed what she does?
- >Reaching the kitchen you cut the cake into smaller pieces.
- >'Oh... oh god. Do p0nies use silverware? OH GOD'
- >Pushing another thought aside as you prepare the plates and forks you bring them to the coffee table where Fluttershy has taken a seat on the floor.
- >the coffee table fits perfect for p0nies, Placing the cake in front of fluttershy you sit on the couch.
- "Not sure if p0nies use silverware."
- >"Oh... its fine. Mostly unicorns use silverware"
- >Makes sense, Magic. Aint gotta explain shit.
- >Cutting a piece off and eating it your mouth goes into full orgasm mode.
- >The fudge chocolate in the center, chocolate cake surrounding it, And strawberries and frosting on top.
- >You can't help but notice how careful fluttershy takes a bite.
- >"Mmmhmmm." fluttershy swallows. "This is really good!"
- "Thank you" As you smile.
- >Slowly the cake pieces disappear before Fluttershy gets up.
- >"That was really good thank you. Its getting late."
- >Picking the plates up as you nod.
- "Of course."
- >Opening the door for her she floats over to her cottage.
- >something holds your attention as you make sure she makes it there ok.
- >Moment shes inside you close the door and do what little dishes that's left.
- >Turning the off you rush to bed, Yawning as you lay down.
- >Roxxy quickly crawls into her spot on your chest as your eyes close to sleep.
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