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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2.  
  3. Stranger: AH
  4.  
  5. Stranger: im so old
  6.  
  7. Stranger: im diying
  8.  
  9. Stranger: I see teh light!!
  10.  
  11. Stranger: AHHH!
  12.  
  13. Stranger: NOOOOO!
  14.  
  15. Stranger: x_x
  16.  
  17. Stranger: *dead*
  18.  
  19. Stranger: What is this place??
  20.  
  21. You: wow
  22.  
  23. You: Heaven
  24.  
  25. Stranger: Ohai dere :)
  26.  
  27. Stranger: Are u in heaven to?!?!
  28.  
  29. You: Yes. I'm confused as well.
  30.  
  31. Stranger: Atleast i need a friend here im all alone :_
  32.  
  33. Stranger: :(
  34.  
  35. You: I see you got me
  36.  
  37. Stranger: What now?
  38.  
  39. You: Hmmm
  40.  
  41. Stranger: Wait a sec!!
  42.  
  43. Stranger: I got it!
  44.  
  45. You: Tell me!
  46.  
  47. Stranger: *Runs to bathroom*
  48.  
  49. You: *Follows*
  50.  
  51. Stranger: *Checks pants*
  52.  
  53. Stranger: AHHHH!
  54.  
  55. Stranger: WTFFFFFFF!
  56.  
  57. You: You got a penis? LOL!
  58.  
  59. Stranger: Pssst you too
  60.  
  61. You: Ye
  62.  
  63. Stranger: so shut up
  64.  
  65. Stranger: :P
  66.  
  67. You: xd
  68.  
  69. Stranger: *Continues acting*
  70.  
  71. Stranger: Ohh what happened here !!
  72.  
  73. Stranger: its so bright!!
  74.  
  75. Stranger: AHHH! TEH LIGHT
  76.  
  77. You: JEE-ZUS!
  78.  
  79. Stranger: !
  80.  
  81. Stranger: Shabbooooom!
  82.  
  83. Stranger: *Wakes up*
  84.  
  85. You: (although I'm Atheist, not Christian, but I can participate in this acting)
  86.  
  87. Stranger: Ok :D
  88.  
  89. Stranger: *Clears eyes*
  90.  
  91. Stranger: Ugh
  92.  
  93. You: *hides behind your bed*
  94.  
  95. Stranger: *Looks around*
  96.  
  97. You: *farts*
  98.  
  99. You: Ooopsie.
  100.  
  101. Stranger: Whos there?!?!
  102.  
  103. You: *makes weird voice*
  104.  
  105. Stranger: Please dont kill me!
  106.  
  107. You: JEE-ZUS!
  108.  
  109. Stranger: :D Jeezus?!?1
  110.  
  111. Stranger: Will you save me?!?
  112.  
  113. You: No, because you have sinned.
  114.  
  115. Stranger: Please i dont want to be alone!
  116.  
  117. Stranger: Im sorry for all ive done!
  118.  
  119. Stranger: Please my family!!
  120.  
  121. Stranger: My kids my beautiful new born babies!!
  122.  
  123. You: You will be punished if you don't tell the truth about your sins.
  124.  
  125. Stranger: You want me to tell all my sins?
  126.  
  127. You: Well, the worst of them all, because I don't have all day.
  128.  
  129. You: I still have some souls to punish and others to lead to Heaven.
  130.  
  131. You: Tell me or you shall be punished.
  132.  
  133. Stranger: I have lied!
  134.  
  135. Stranger: stolen
  136.  
  137. Stranger: Fighten with people
  138.  
  139. Stranger: Said bad words
  140.  
  141. You: Oh, dear.
  142.  
  143. You: That isn't really bad.
  144.  
  145. You: Everyone does that.
  146.  
  147. You: Even I do!
  148.  
  149. Stranger: *Thats just in the act i dont do that ub rreal life*
  150.  
  151. Stranger: un*
  152.  
  153. Stranger: YOU DO?!?!
  154.  
  155. Stranger: But your Jesus!?!?!
  156.  
  157. You: Yes
  158.  
  159. You: And?
  160.  
  161. You: I'm still Human..... with some powersa.
  162.  
  163. Stranger: Jesus shouldnt do that
  164.  
  165. Stranger: UNLESS YOU!!!
  166.  
  167. You: No, no.
  168.  
  169. You: Wait|
  170.  
  171. You: I'm not Jesus
  172.  
  173. Stranger: No you wouuldt!!
  174.  
  175. You: I'm JEEZUS
  176.  
  177. You: His evil twin
  178.  
  179. You: Not evil, but that's what they call me.
  180.  
  181. Stranger: UR THE NIGGER JESUS?!!
  182.  
  183. You: No!
  184.  
  185. Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
  186.  
  187. You: That's his cousin!
  188.  
  189. Stranger: *Shoots in teh face multiple times*
  190.  
  191. Stranger: Ha bitch
  192.  
  193. You: And I'm immortal.
  194.  
  195. Stranger: Whos your daddy
  196.  
  197. Stranger: Ohh sorru
  198.  
  199. You: How do you dare?
  200.  
  201. Stranger: sorry
  202.  
  203. You: YOU
  204.  
  205. You: WILL
  206.  
  207. You: BE
  208.  
  209. You: PUNISHED
  210.  
  211. Stranger: *Dies*'
  212.  
  213. You: Mwahahahah
  214.  
  215. You: Now you'll go meet my friend Satan
  216.  
  217. Stranger: *Spawns in new place*
  218.  
  219. You: IN HELL!
  220.  
  221. Stranger: Ahhh much better in with the better JEZZZUS
  222.  
  223. Stranger: Now you will burn in hell JEZZUS
  224.  
  225. Stranger: MWAHAHAHHA
  226.  
  227. Stranger: Yeah dont mess with my family
  228.  
  229. Stranger: :P
  230.  
  231. You: But again
  232.  
  233. You: I'm immortal
  234.  
  235. You: And I made some deals with Satan
  236.  
  237. Stranger: But still you will burn in hell
  238.  
  239. Stranger: you wont die
  240.  
  241. Stranger: u will burn!
  242.  
  243. You: I can turn fire into water
  244.  
  245. Stranger: in pain!!
  246.  
  247. Stranger: Then u will drown
  248.  
  249. You: Water into chocolate (not like my Bro, Jesus. Wine sucks)
  250.  
  251. Stranger: ...DUHHH(
  252.  
  253. You: Chocolate into thin air
  254.  
  255. You: And mwahahah
  256.  
  257. Stranger: Then u will leave un contaminated aiir
  258.  
  259. You: I'll teleport to you
  260.  
  261. You: Cut your head off
  262.  
  263. You: And piss on it
  264.  
  265. You: And you will be purified
  266.  
  267. Stranger: And u will get cancer and suffer suffer i tell yyou MWAAHAHAHA
  268.  
  269. You: To enter Hell
  270.  
  271. Stranger: ]*Hacks life *
  272.  
  273. You: I can cure cancer
  274.  
  275. You: I can smell aids
  276.  
  277. Stranger: i JUST HACKED LIFE U CANT DO NOTHIN TO ME MWAHAHAH
  278.  
  279. You: I can see a full 1-hour movie in 1 second
  280.  
  281. You: I am Jeezus and you can't fuck with me!
  282.  
  283. You: aka
  284.  
  285. You: CHUCK NORRIS
  286.  
  287. You: biatch
  288.  
  289. Stranger: U cant do shit to me
  290.  
  291. Stranger: Im
  292.  
  293. Stranger: Im
  294.  
  295. Stranger: Bruce lee!
  296.  
  297. Stranger: bitch
  298.  
  299. You: Pathetic
  300.  
  301. You: Mortal
  302.  
  303. You: human
  304.  
  305. You: DIE
  306.  
  307. Stranger: Ill woop your ass with one hand
  308.  
  309. You: *breaks your jaw*
  310.  
  311. Stranger: *Kicks face* and teleports back to heaven*
  312.  
  313. You: *low blow into the groin*
  314.  
  315. Stranger: Ha im to fast for you!!
  316.  
  317. You: Look
  318.  
  319. Stranger: nigger
  320.  
  321. You: Look at ur shadow
  322.  
  323. You: COO COOO
  324.  
  325. Stranger: Look at urself
  326.  
  327. You: GOTCHA!
  328.  
  329. You: BITCH!
  330.  
  331. Stranger: in urself
  332.  
  333. You: btw
  334.  
  335. You: wait
  336.  
  337. Stranger: SHBBOOM!!
  338.  
  339. You: lets stop acting
  340.  
  341. You: wait
  342.  
  343. You: wait
  344.  
  345. You: wait
  346.  
  347. Stranger: Explode kick!
  348.  
  349. Stranger: ok done
  350.  
  351. You: I'll seriously have to post this on www.UnrealSoftware.de
  352.  
  353. You: funniest convo ever in omegle
  354.  
  355. Stranger: Ok :D
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