The Continuing Story of DarkSydePhil
Original: https://www.vidio.com/watch/68627-the-beatles-the-continuing-story-of-bungalow-bill-lyrics
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aooIFRTp-DY

Hey, DarkSydePhil
Who did you kill, DarkSydePhil?
Hey, DarkSydePhil
You have no skill, you never will.

When playing Metal Gear he claimed that stealth was just no fun
Instead the King of Hate preferred to run and gun.
The game could probably have been played with more skill by your mum.
All the viewers sing

Hey, DarkSydePhil
So many kills, no non-lethal.
Hey, DarkSydePhil
You have no skill, you never will.

Deep in the jungle where the sniper The End lies
Phil somehow managed to take this boss by surprise
And missed five shots at point-blank; he should check his eyes.
All the viewers sing

Hey, DarkSydePhil
You corporate shill, DarkSydePhil
Hey, DarkSydePhil
You have no skill, you never will.

Undertale, Dark Souls, no matter what game he picked
Phil’s horrid playthroughs would make all real gamers sick
Then he got caught on a webcam while stroking his dick.

All the viewers sing
Hey, DarkSydePhil
Can’t get you fill, huh, DarkSydePhil?
Hey, DarkSydePhil
Seeing that still makes us feel ill.

Oh ho!

Hey, DarkSydePhil
You got no skill, can’t pay no bills.
Hey, DarkSydePhil
Can’t get a kill in King of the Hill.

Hey, DSP
You’ll be mocked by /v/ consistently.
Hey, DSP
Just wait and see, they’ll do it for free.

Hey, DSP, hey
You cannot play, no chance, no way.
At the end of the day
Gamers all say, “This is how you don’t play!”