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what the fuck riot

Mar 24th, 2017
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  1. Game 1
  2. Tasuka Makutasa: oh god those ranks
  3. Tasuka Makutasa: where did you put me riot
  4. Tasuka Makutasa: last game it was nice chill d3 and high d2
  5. Tasuka Makutasa: this game fucking plats and d5's?
  6. Tasuka Makutasa: i feel offended
  7. Tasuka Makutasa: mb
  8. Tasuka Makutasa: lol
  9. Tasuka Makutasa: so fucking annoying
  10. Tasuka Makutasa: low elo
  11. Tasuka Makutasa: nope
  12. Tasuka Makutasa: my passive nerfed
  13. Tasuka Makutasa: 3 passives
  14. Tasuka Makutasa: ago
  15. Tasuka Makutasa: patches
  16. Tasuka Makutasa: i didnt even come at first
  17. Tasuka Makutasa: didnt expect eve to be here and i had farm
  18. Tasuka Makutasa: now i lost both farm and kilss/assists
  19. Tasuka Makutasa: what the fucjk
  20. Tasuka Makutasa: oh how much this game tilts me
  21. Tasuka Makutasa: some random fucking d4 0lp cialtny
  22. Tasuka Makutasa: XDDD
  23. Tasuka Makutasa: i'll fuck her whore mouth
  24. Tasuka Makutasa: ?
  25. Tasuka Makutasa: ???
  26. Tasuka Makutasa: dude u were plat
  27. Tasuka Makutasa: gold last seaston
  28. Tasuka Makutasa: XDD
  29. Tasuka Makutasa: now you're p2
  30. Tasuka Makutasa: what the fuck are you trying to do flaming ME?
  31. Tasuka Makutasa: ???
  32. Tasuka Makutasa: u dumb illaoi?
  33. Tasuka Makutasa: she's legit autistic
  34. Tasuka Makutasa: i didnt flame anyone yet
  35. Tasuka Makutasa: so am i
  36. Tasuka Makutasa: ye ye
  37. Tasuka Makutasa: u dont need to prove it
  38. Tasuka Makutasa: i believe you
  39. Tasuka Makutasa: one more item
  40. Tasuka Makutasa: and i'll help them understand the meaning of "fuckeroni maccaroni"
  41. Tasuka Makutasa: now that's fucking bullshit
  42. Tasuka Makutasa: eve bot
  43. Tasuka Makutasa: oh shit right
  44. Tasuka Makutasa: u actually give attack speed now lulu
  45. Tasuka Makutasa: nice
  46. Tasuka Makutasa: 2 item slut
  47. Tasuka Makutasa: cait
  48. Tasuka Makutasa: ya np
  49. Tasuka Makutasa: i easy carry after 3rd item
  50. Tasuka Makutasa: just dont trie to die now
  51. Tasuka Makutasa: and i need lulu to be awake and close to me
  52. Tasuka Makutasa: so eve dont burst me
  53. Tasuka Makutasa: o no
  54. Tasuka Makutasa: our red is rip
  55. Tasuka Makutasa: or not
  56. Tasuka Makutasa: what did i say
  57. Tasuka Makutasa: about dying less
  58. Tasuka Makutasa: oh fucking hell really
  59. Tasuka Makutasa: this ziggs is annyoing
  60. Tasuka Makutasa: ardent lulu?
  61. Tasuka Makutasa: stop doing
  62. Tasuka Makutasa: stupid shit
  63. Tasuka Makutasa: withouit me
  64. Tasuka Makutasa: fucking hell
  65. Tasuka Makutasa: at this elo i can carry with finger up my butt
  66. Tasuka Makutasa: thank you for your attention
  67. Tasuka Makutasa: sona ult
  68. Tasuka Makutasa: okay
  69. Tasuka Makutasa: it's time
  70. Tasuka Makutasa: 5v5 and gg
  71. Tasuka Makutasa: so
  72. Tasuka Makutasa: i give u 4v2 scnaerio
  73. Tasuka Makutasa: gl
  74. Tasuka Makutasa: lulu ardent???
  75. Tasuka Makutasa: or at least mikeal
  76. Tasuka Makutasa: nvm mikeal
  77. Tasuka Makutasa: ardent
  78. Tasuka Makutasa: i have qss
  79. Tasuka Makutasa: just get me ardent
  80. Tasuka Makutasa: cait jax bbot
  81. Tasuka Makutasa: 1 baron
  82. Tasuka Makutasa: at least
  83. Tasuka Makutasa: needs to surivve
  84. Tasuka Makutasa: ok
  85. Tasuka Makutasa: i somehow died
  86. Tasuka Makutasa: eve flash for me
  87. Tasuka Makutasa: go bot
  88. Tasuka Makutasa: for inhib
  89. Tasuka Makutasa: 4v5
  90. Tasuka Makutasa: ah nvm
  91. Tasuka Makutasa: ziggs is too fucking broken
  92. Tasuka Makutasa: 1600dmg from ult alone
  93. Tasuka Makutasa: i have 1700 hp
  94. Tasuka Makutasa: XD
  95. Tasuka Makutasa: i have no idea how to win this one
  96. Tasuka Makutasa: when everyone is autofilled
  97. Tasuka Makutasa: i dont think i can 1v5
  98. Tasuka Makutasa: mid differnce this game
  99. Tasuka Makutasa: should shut you up
  100. Tasuka Makutasa: for the rest of your life
  101. Tasuka Makutasa: think?
  102. Tasuka Makutasa: 4v5 again
  103. Tasuka Makutasa: but illaoi is top
  104. Tasuka Makutasa: what the fuck
  105. Tasuka Makutasa: please report illaoi
  106. Tasuka Makutasa: toxic and trolling
  107. Tasuka Makutasa: flame since start
  108. Tasuka Makutasa: and refuse to win
  109.  
  110. Game 2
  111. Tasuka Makutasa: at least talon is master
  112. Tasuka Makutasa: he abuses
  113. Tasuka Makutasa: caffeine
  114. Tasuka Makutasa: more energy to play more games
  115. Tasuka Makutasa: eh
  116. Tasuka Makutasa: wanted kill on gragas
  117. Tasuka Makutasa: we need lvl 6 i guess
  118. Tasuka Makutasa: i need range
  119. Tasuka Makutasa: 2v2 is free for us now
  120. Tasuka Makutasa: she prepare
  121. Tasuka Makutasa: to ult bot
  122. Tasuka Makutasa: not quick enough
  123. Tasuka Makutasa: i guess?
  124. Tasuka Makutasa: ???
  125. Tasuka Makutasa: shen just trolled me
  126. Tasuka Makutasa: what is your problem low elo kid XD
  127. Tasuka Makutasa: im not d3 level toh
  128. Tasuka Makutasa: lol
  129. Tasuka Makutasa: sorry lulu
  130. Tasuka Makutasa: i dont tolerate
  131. Tasuka Makutasa: roaming supports
  132. Tasuka Makutasa: low elo is so hard
  133. Tasuka Makutasa: players here
  134. Tasuka Makutasa: big mouth small skill
  135. Tasuka Makutasa: and yet im still best here skill-wise?
  136. Tasuka Makutasa: shen pls
  137. Tasuka Makutasa: u were afk
  138. Tasuka Makutasa: when i engaged bot
  139. Tasuka Makutasa: u cant complain now
  140. Tasuka Makutasa: XDDD?
  141. Tasuka Makutasa: whoosh
  142. Tasuka Makutasa: ?
  143. Tasuka Makutasa: this game
  144. Tasuka Makutasa: it will
  145. Tasuka Makutasa: im very good
  146. Tasuka Makutasa: XDDD
  147. Tasuka Makutasa: see?
  148. Tasuka Makutasa: this is what im talking about
  149. Tasuka Makutasa: frustrating elo
  150. Tasuka Makutasa: did shen ult me?
  151. Tasuka Makutasa: we need ardent
  152. Tasuka Makutasa: on lulu
  153. Tasuka Makutasa: asap
  154. Tasuka Makutasa: so syndra
  155. Tasuka Makutasa: explain yourself?
  156. Tasuka Makutasa: i died
  157. Tasuka Makutasa: for anivia
  158. Tasuka Makutasa: but syndra
  159. Tasuka Makutasa: troll
  160. Tasuka Makutasa: and that's why you lose
  161. Tasuka Makutasa: XDDD
  162. Tasuka Makutasa: oh god
  163. Tasuka Makutasa: this shaco
  164. Tasuka Makutasa: pure int
  165. Tasuka Makutasa: syndra no dmg
  166. Tasuka Makutasa: atm
  167. Tasuka Makutasa: XDD
  168. Tasuka Makutasa: "feeder" who's literally only person
  169. Tasuka Makutasa: who does dmg
  170. Tasuka Makutasa: another reason
  171. Tasuka Makutasa: why low elo is annoying
  172. Tasuka Makutasa: big mouth no skill
  173. Tasuka Makutasa: i hate to carry for people like you
  174. Tasuka Makutasa: but w/e
  175. Tasuka Makutasa: that's just life :^)
  176. Tasuka Makutasa: ah
  177. Tasuka Makutasa: unlucky
  178. Tasuka Makutasa: gg
  179. Tasuka Makutasa: report shaco toxic
  180.  
  181. Game 3
  182. Tasuka Makutasa: oh god d4-d3 elo
  183. Tasuka Makutasa: after tonight's lose streak, yup
  184. Tasuka Makutasa: from promo to 0lp in one night
  185. Tasuka Makutasa: now im 17lp
  186. Tasuka Makutasa: stfu lee
  187. Tasuka Makutasa: or go afk now
  188. Tasuka Makutasa: oh yeah fucking cancer champ
  189. Tasuka Makutasa: lovin it
  190. Tasuka Makutasa: should i order a pizze
  191. Tasuka Makutasa: pizza
  192. Tasuka Makutasa: in 2 hours
  193. Tasuka Makutasa: jesus why
  194. Tasuka Makutasa: blue card in janna
  195. Tasuka Makutasa: jesus
  196. Tasuka Makutasa: wtf is wrong with her dmg tho
  197. Tasuka Makutasa: we can set up
  198. Tasuka Makutasa: for baron or smth
  199. Tasuka Makutasa: and again
  200. Tasuka Makutasa: what the fuck is this fucking shit
  201. Tasuka Makutasa: there we go
  202. Tasuka Makutasa: janna asleep
  203. Tasuka Makutasa: hm
  204. Tasuka Makutasa: i guess getting pizza
  205. Tasuka Makutasa: is expensive
  206. Tasuka Makutasa: but fuck
  207. Tasuka Makutasa: i get pizza
  208. Tasuka Makutasa: like every week
  209. Tasuka Makutasa: wat
  210. Tasuka Makutasa: annoying crap fuckers
  211. Tasuka Makutasa: now lose
  212. Tasuka Makutasa: yes
  213. Tasuka Makutasa: lee sin english
  214. Tasuka Makutasa: is on like ameba level
  215. Tasuka Makutasa: good enough
  216. Tasuka Makutasa: now i'll have my red
  217. Tasuka Makutasa: so just
  218. Tasuka Makutasa: protect me
  219. Tasuka Makutasa: wehn i have so much dmg
  220. Tasuka Makutasa: lee is ueslesss now
  221. Tasuka Makutasa: get fuckin baron and stop crying
  222. Tasuka Makutasa: d3 lee
  223. Tasuka Makutasa: XD?
  224. Tasuka Makutasa: xerath trolling
  225. Tasuka Makutasa: ithink
  226. Tasuka Makutasa: 4v5 is very boring game
  227. Tasuka Makutasa: lee, you're bad
  228. Tasuka Makutasa: so u dont get to talk to me
  229. Tasuka Makutasa: when i carry you
  230. Tasuka Makutasa: it's late game
  231. Tasuka Makutasa: so lee dont do much
  232. Tasuka Makutasa: especially full ad lee
  233. Tasuka Makutasa: well
  234. Tasuka Makutasa: better late game for them
  235. Tasuka Makutasa: i gues
  236. Tasuka Makutasa: full ad lee
  237. Tasuka Makutasa: makes us 4v5
  238. Tasuka Makutasa: and u kept throwing when we had a chance to win
  239. Tasuka Makutasa: elo hell at it's finest
  240. Tasuka Makutasa: janna didnt ult neither
  241. Tasuka Makutasa: good cover XD
  242. Tasuka Makutasa: tf just literally
  243. Tasuka Makutasa: ulted in me in our jungle
  244. Tasuka Makutasa: with ez E into me
  245. Tasuka Makutasa: what the fuck
  246. Tasuka Makutasa: grow some balls guy
  247. Tasuka Makutasa: WE are ahead
  248. Tasuka Makutasa: not them
  249. Tasuka Makutasa: this team tho
  250. Tasuka Makutasa: how many times can xerath
  251. Tasuka Makutasa: get caught
  252. Tasuka Makutasa: please report lee and xerath
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