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  1. [17:12] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> *** PnP Group Number Nine: Session 7 ***
  2. [17:14] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> After soliciting the help of a grumpy Auto-doc, the party was split up, with Lolly, Strifer, and Cloudy_Breeze were transported to a room for recovery. The three of them are wide awake by now. The others were just about to search for the other mares. We join them now, as they do this.
  3. [17:16] <Challenger> "So, I found our gold."
  4. [17:16] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, where's it at?!"
  5. [17:17] <Challenger> "Believe it or not, it's below the Pier.
  6. [17:17] <Challenger> "
  7. [17:17] <Challenger> "Place called Boilerworks."
  8. [17:18] * Desert_Eagle nods. "That where we firs' came 'n at."
  9. [17:18] * Cloudy_Breeze has been gathering up scrap materials and bringing them to the workbench in the closet the machine had dropped us in.
  10. [17:18] * Lollygag stretches as she climbs out of the storage closet the healy-gig had placed her in. She looks around carefully, trying to find Strifer.
  11. [17:19] <Challenger> "I even may have an in at getting them back easily."
  12. [17:19] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Strifer would be right behind, or even underneath, Lolly. She can clearly see Breezy, though.
  13. [17:20] <Desert_Eagle> "How so?"
  14. [17:21] <Challenger> "A mare named Nautilus might be able to help us talk to the mayor down there. Could smooth the gears for us, so to speak."
  15. [17:21] * Cloudy_Breeze is in the room the closet is connected to is what I meant.
  16. [17:21] <Challenger> "Which reminds me, D. I need you to make me some ammo if you can."
  17. [17:21] * Strifer groans and shakes her head. Sitting up in the closet.
  18. [17:22] * Lollygag hears Strifer's groan and turns around, "Oh, I'm sorry, are you okay?"
  19. [17:23] * Strifer looks up at Lollygag and grins. "If you wanted to be on top, you could have just fucking asked." She rocks forward and moves out of the closet. Looking over the room. "...the fuck are we anyway."
  20. [17:23] * Desert_Eagle grins. "Well sure! What kind o' ammo yah talkin'?"
  21. [17:24] * Challenger pulls out the plans for the ammo, a special style of .36 cal.
  22. [17:24] * Cloudy_Breeze makes sure she has all the necessary parts before assembling her project at the workbench...
  23. [17:25] * Desert_Eagle looks over them. ".36, interestin'. Well, ah'll start lookin' fer materials an' such fer 'em. How many rounds yah gonna need?"
  24. [17:26] * Lollygag manages to giggle a little, at least Strifer seemed okay, "We're in... what did that idiot call it... Sickbay... three-somethin... One floor below where we were."
  25. [17:26] <Challenger> "Much as you can make, I suppose. Frikken thing can only hold three rounds at a time."
  26. [17:29] * Strifer smirks, "Fucking awesome, can easily get the fuck out here then. "She looks over her own body, where she had been shot. "Well shit, it looks like that oversized fridge knew what the fuck it was doing afterall..." She glances over at Cloudy_Breeze. "Whatcha doing?.." She says, swaying slightly.
  27. [17:30] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't look up from the bench. She mumbles, "Buildin' somethin'."
  28. [17:31] * Challenger looks in on the patients. "Everyone still alive? Or do I need to go actually destroy the auto doc?"
  29. [17:32] * Strifer turns to Challenger and grins. "Fuck took you so long!"
  30. [17:32] <Challenger> "I was busy findin our gold, thats what."
  31. [17:33] * Strifer jerks hard, swaying and slumping down on Lollygag, shaking her head. "You did what?! Where the fuck is it then?!"
  32. [17:34] * Challenger waves his hoof nonchalantly. "Boilerworks."
  33. [17:34] * Lollygag eeps a little, not expecting Strifer to fall against her, she stumbles a little but throws her body into helping support her.
  34. [17:35] * Cloudy_Breeze briefly looks up from the workbench to the other ponies. "Where's the gun? Somepony go bring me the gun!" She doesn't waste any more time with words, and goes back to working.
  35. [17:35] <Challenger> "Soon as you ponies are awake enough, we're gonna head down there and have a chat with the mayor."
  36. [17:37] * Desert_Eagle brings out Breeze's gun. "I's right 'ere." He hoofs it over to her.
  37. [17:38] * Cloudy_Breeze takes it, mumbling something completely unrecognizable due to mouthful of gun.
  38. [17:38] * Challenger backs out of the room and turns to the Reins. "You alright?"
  39. [17:38] * Strifer steadies herself. "Aight, I'm fucking good to go!" She takes a step forward, glancing at the corners of the room, doing a full stop. Blinking a few times, shaking her head again. Mumbling. "..the fuck.."
  40. [17:41] * Lollygag looks between the other ponies and then lookes worriedly back at Strifer, "We should go as soon as we can."
  41. [17:42] * Reins ([email protected]) Quit ( Connection closed )
  42. [17:47] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Reins looks to Challenger and maintains a look of neutrality. "I'm fine."
  43. [17:47] <Challenger> "You sure? That was some serious shit back there."
  44. [17:48] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "It was, but it's nothing I haven't seen before. We should get going soon."
  45. [17:49] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Reins says that. *
  46. [17:49] * Challenger nods, then turns back to the rest of the group. "We all ready to go?"
  47. [17:50] * Strifer noticably tenses up and keeps staring at shadows in the corner for a while.
  48. [17:51] * Challenger sighs. "Well, when you're ready, I'll be upstairs. See if we missed anything."
  49. [17:52] <Desert_Eagle> "Oh an' if any o' ya'll find any ammo supplies, ah need 'em t' make ammo fer Challenger's new rifle."
  50. [17:52] * Lollygag nods to Challenger but keeps looking at Strifer, putting a hoof gently on one of her forelegs, "Are you okay?"
  51. [17:52] * Challenger grins as he goes back up the stairs to look around.
  52. [17:52] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Reins follows. The hallways that Challenger walks through are very white, and very clean.
  53. [17:52] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Like a hosptial, or a dentist's office.
  54. [17:53] * Desert_Eagle follows Challenger. "This place's too damn clean."
  55. [17:53] * Challenger glances around as he walks. "Good luck finding anything for ammo here."
  56. [17:54] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Yeah, ah don't think ah'll be findin' much."
  57. [17:54] <Challenger> "Probably better pickings in the Boilerworks. Those guys're almost as bad as Rangers when it comes to tech."
  58. [17:54] * Strifer reluctently stops staring at the corner and moves her gaze to Lollygag. Her eyes filled with fear. She shakes her head again, looking at Lolly and grinning. "Yeah, of course! We gotta move, have to get to our fucking gold!"
  59. [17:59] * NitoKa ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  60. [18:00] * Lollygag hates that look of fear, it's just not right. "Yeah, let's hurry after the others..." I'm here for you. She lets her hoof lay on Strifer's leg for a few more moments before removing it and getting ready to follow
  61. [18:01] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Yeah, pro'lly."
  62. [18:03] * Cloudy_Breeze calls out while working, "Ain't done yet. Needs more time."
  63. [18:04] * Strifer snorts. "Yeah, lets." She exits the room with a final glance at the corner. "Well fucking hurry then, we have gold to gather!"
  64. [18:05] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> There are a few doors off the hallway that Challenger and the other two now stand in. Most of them are steel doors, locked with a strange looking keyhole.
  65. [18:05] * NitoKa is now known as Reins
  66. [18:05] <Challenger> "Well, better get started. Pick a room, folks."
  67. [18:06] * Challenger turns n opens the first door he comes to.
  68. [18:06] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> This one, like the others, is locked.
  69. [18:07] <Challenger> "Oh for fuck sakes. Doesn't anypony trust anypony anymore? Gotta lock every room..."
  70. [18:07] * Lollygag follows after Strifer but stops at the door, turning and trotting in place, "How much longer is it going to take? We can't risk staying here very long."
  71. [18:07] * Desert_Eagle steps forward. "Lemme take a crack at it." He fishes out a couple bobby pins, and then attempts to unlock the door.
  72. [18:09] * Reins stands by, holding her should, attempting to slow the bleeding
  73. [18:10] * Challenger notices Reins and bleeding. "I thought you said you were okay!"
  74. [18:10] <Reins> "I am. I got shot, bleeding happens."
  75. [18:10] * Challenger facehoofs. "Bleeding does NOT qualify as okay!"
  76. [18:11] <Reins> "I'm okay, it'll clot."
  77. [18:12] * Challenger shakes his head. "I'd rather not wait. Go get in the auto doc and get fixed."
  78. [18:13] * Strifer waits outside the door for Lollygag. Glancing over her shoulder at the end of the corridor, flicking her tail.
  79. [18:14] * Reins shakes her head. "I said I'm fine."
  80. [18:14] * Cloudy_Breeze is still working. It takes a long time to be an awesome mechanic.
  81. [18:14] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> After breaking a bobby pin, Desert_Eagle picks the door and it slides open. Inside, a pony with a thermometer in his mouth sits on a table, while a unicorn mare in a labcoat scribbles something on a chart. They both look at the trio with confused expressions.
  82. [18:14] * Challenger turns to face her full-on. "And I said go get fixed. I ain't having you pass out due to blood loss."
  83. [18:15] <Desert_Eagle> "Whoops."
  84. [18:15] * Lollygag shakes her head at the pegasus and turns back to follow Strifer, giving her the best comforting smile she can muster.
  85. [18:15] <Reins> "I'm not going to pass o-" Looks at the doctors. "hmm...."
  86. [18:15] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "Can I help you...?" The coated ponies asks, folding the chart and turning on her stool.
  87. [18:16] * Challenger looks at the doc, surprised. "Uhm... hurt zebra. Fix?"
  88. [18:16] * Reins sighs and starts to walk away. "I said I'm fine."
  89. [18:17] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The doctor frowns and says flatly, "Sorry, but you'll need to find a- Wait a minute, how did you three get in here anyway?"
  90. [18:17] * Challenger ignores her, points at her with a hoof."
  91. [18:17] * Reins countinues to walk, not bothering to pay attention honestly
  92. [18:18] * Challenger facehoofs again. "Go get fixed!"
  93. [18:20] * Reins turns around. "I have been hurt far fucking worse than this, blood clots. That will stop it from going out of my body. Now, shut up."
  94. [18:20] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Doctor pony reaches over to a phone on the wall. "Yes, security? I have three ponies in here, I think they might be homeless."
  95. [18:20] * Desert_Eagle steps back. "Ah shit."
  96. [18:20] * Strifer starts moving through the corridor, she twitches and moves jerkingly, shaking her head and blinking, looking down at Lollygag. "L-lolly?"
  97. [18:21] <Challenger> "I... you... wai.. Damnit!"
  98. [18:21] * Desert_Eagle closes the door quickly. "We might wanna get outta 'ere."
  99. [18:21] * Reins rolls her eyes. "Good thinking mister royal guard."
  100. [18:22] <Reins> "Could just show them the armor and say something bout that."
  101. [18:22] * Challenger cannot facehoof anymore without rolling on his back. "What else can go wrong..."
  102. [18:22] <Desert_Eagle> "A lot."
  103. [18:23] * Lollygag looks up at Strifer, "You're not okay, are you?"
  104. [18:23] <Challenger> "Go get the others, D. We need out of here now. I don't care what Breezy's up to."
  105. [18:23] <Reins> "Let's get out of here before Security gets here. Security and Zebras dont mix."
  106. [18:24] <Challenger> "Especially if they notice you're already bleeding..."
  107. [18:24] * Desert_Eagle nods and gallops back the way they came to where the others were. "Guys, we needa get outta 'ere, were gonna 'ave company!"
  108. [18:24] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The doctor closes the door to her room with her telekinesis. Three sets of hoofsteps sound from down the hall. They don't sound like they're in any hurry.
  109. [18:25] * Strifer "I.. I /need/ DASH. I keep seeing shapes in the darkness... I k-keep seeing him!" She slumps towards a wall. Staring at the end of the corridor. Shivering.
  110. [18:26] * Challenger motions to Reins. "Back the way we came. Go."
  111. [18:26] <Reins> "yeah, and hwose fault is it we decided to just close the door without saying anything?" she said, moving slightly faster
  112. [18:27] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> One of the ponies calls down the hall with a deep voice, "Hey, there anypony down there?" The hoofsteps pick up into a quick trot.
  113. [18:27] * Challenger isn't dumb enough to fall for that.
  114. [18:27] * Lollygag hugs Strifer tight, sniffing, "I don't have any more, I'm so sorry... with everything going on I haven't been able to pick up any... I'm so sorry."
  115. [18:28] * Desert_Eagle turns to Challenger and Reins. "Ah'll deal with th' security." He mutters to them as they pass.
  116. [18:28] * Challenger nods.
  117. [18:28] * Reins just isghs
  118. [18:28] <Reins> sighs*
  119. [18:30] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Three large stallions clad in blue/green combat armor approach Desert_Eagle and look him over. "You the homless ponies Doc was talking about?" The middle one asks.
  120. [18:31] * Desert_Eagle shakes his head. "Nope." He says.
  121. [18:31] * Strifer looks down at Lollygag, she is afraid. Shaking she looks around herself. Staring at the corners of the room. "I n-need to get out of here!" Standing up again, swaying. Wincing and hanging her head low, closing her eyes. "Get away fro me.." She mumbles taking a few steps towards where they came.
  122. [18:32] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The stallion hmms and moves a little closer. "Where'd they go?"
  123. [18:33] * Challenger noses Reins back down the stairs, and says as quietly yet urgently as he can, "Hurry up down there!"
  124. [18:33] * Desert_Eagle stands his ground. "They ain't gone nowhere. Never were any homeless ponies t' begin with."
  125. [18:35] * Reins goes down the stairs
  126. [18:35] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> One of the guards on the left taps on the Doctor's door and pokes his head inside. The other two remain standing in the hall. "So, what's a Senate snob like you doing here? Mooching off our free care, I take it."
  127. [18:37] * Desert_Eagle glares at them. "Ah ain't no Senate snob, thank yah very much."
  128. [18:37] * Lollygag sniffs again, raising a trembling hoof, "S-Strifer... there... there's no one here to hurt you... p-please."
  129. [18:38] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The buck snorts. "That kit you're sporting says otherwise."
  130. [18:38] * Cloudy_Breeze is still working. It's almost as if four hours is a long time.
  131. [18:38] * Challenger steps onto the stairs and pulls the door to almost closed.
  132. [18:39] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Challenger manages to not slam the door closed.
  133. [18:40] * Desert_Eagle glances down at his armor. "Well, ah guess it does, don't it? Well, ah ain't like any o' those supposedly snobby ponies yer familiar with, considerin' Miss Herald made me a knight fer savin' 'er."
  134. [18:41] * Strifer keeps her stumbling stride towards the way they came. "Keep m-moving.. Dont s-stop.. P-please don't h-hurt me.." She sways and keeps her eyes shut, trembling.
  135. [18:42] * Reins is trotting allongside Challenger
  136. [18:42] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The pony shrugs. "Well, don't think that a pretty change of clothes is going to do you much good." The third stallion emerges with the Doctor in tow. "That's the one that broke into my exam room!" She says, pointing to Desert_Eagle.
  137. [18:43] * Desert_Eagle freezes. "Ahhh, shit."
  138. [18:43] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Security stallion frowns. "So." He adopts a wicked grin.
  139. [18:45] * Desert_Eagle very slowly starts backing away. "Well, its been nice chattin' with ya'll, but ah've got more important things t' be doin'."
  140. [18:46] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The stallion draws his weapon, a taser and levels it at Desert_Eagle. "Hold up. We're taking you into holding. Just cooperate, and nopony gets tased."
  141. [18:47] * Lollygag trots after Strifer, tears welling in her eyes, "You... you can make it all go away, mo- Miss... Strifer. You can make it all go away again."
  142. [18:47] <Desert_Eagle> "Whoa, whoa, don't go tazin' me now bro."
  143. [18:48] * Reins over hears a lot of this. "We need to go back."
  144. [18:48] * Challenger nods and kicks the door open.
  145. [18:49] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The guard frowns and was about to say something about not being Desert_Eagle's bro, but he's alerted to the sound of Challenger kicking the door open. "Hey!" he shouts.
  146. [18:49] * Challenger gallops into the hall, pistol drawn.
  147. [18:49] * Desert_Eagle draws his gun. "Now, yah'll stand down, unless yah want muh frien here t' crush yer heads."
  148. [18:50] * Reins attempts to lay low
  149. [18:51] * Strifer slumps back into the room with the closets and workbenches. Flopping down on the middle of the floor. Still trembling and mumbling incoherent ramblings. She curls up. Rocking slightly.
  150. [18:52] * Cloudy_Breeze briefly glances back at Strifer. "...what's the problem?"
  151. [18:53] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The guards look worried. The one on the far left radios for back up while the other two draw their tasers. "Well, this got ugly real fast. Stand down, now!"
  152. [18:54] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> They fail to notice Reins, but if she moves out into the hall, there's no doubt they'll see her.
  153. [18:54] <Challenger> "Drop the tasers, colts. These ain't non-lethal."
  154. [18:54] * Desert_Eagle holds his ground. "Ah wouldn't be callin' fer that backup either if ah was yah." He says.
  155. [18:54] * Reins waits to see what will go down, staying hidden
  156. [18:55] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "What do you want? Why are you here?"
  157. [18:55] * Lollygag follows Strifer back into the room, she tries to carefully open her pack and look for the packets of Moondust.
  158. [18:55] * Challenger moves to Deagle's side. "Just wrong place at the wrong time. We don't want trouble."
  159. [18:56] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Now stand down please. Ah don't wanna make a mess."
  160. [18:56] * Strifer has 4 doses of Moondust in her backpacks.
  161. [18:57] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The guards lower their Tasers a little. "What do you mean? There's only one way in here, and none of us saw you come in."
  162. [18:57] <Challenger> "Suffice to say it wasn't planned that we drop in. Now, tasers on the ground. I'm not asking twice."
  163. [18:58] * Reins wants to point out the secret entrance, but is too busy being sneaky
  164. [18:58] <Challenger> [rewrite that to "again" instead of Twice.]
  165. [18:58] * Desert_Eagle nods, pulling the slide on his 10 mm back. "Now please."
  166. [19:00] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The bucks lower their Tasers. "I hope you know what you're doing. The Legion's on their way with backup."
  167. [19:00] * Challenger raises an eyebrow. "Legion?"
  168. [19:01] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The buck snorts. "Ask your Knight friend there, I'm sure he knows /all/ about them."
  169. [19:02] * Desert_Eagle nods. "One o' muh friends used t' be a Legion Assassin." He says.
  170. [19:02] * Challenger doesn't take his eyes off the security. "So we talking Caesar's legion? Legates, etcetera?"
  171. [19:03] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The guard looks confused. "No... whatever, are you going to kill us or what?"
  172. [19:03] * Desert_Eagle raises an eyebrow. "Wait wait wait, what Legion yah talkin' 'bout then?"
  173. [19:03] * Challenger breathes a sigh of relief. "You bucks had me going. And not if you don't make us."
  174. [19:04] * Lollygag pulls out one of the pouches of Moondust and sets it on the floor. She pulls a bottle of dirty water from her saddlebag and opens it, taking a gulp to make space and then carefully pours the Moondust into it. Covering the opening with a hoof, she gives it a few gentle shakes and then carries it carefully up to Strifer's mouth, "H-here, please drink it. I... I won't let him hurt you. Please."
  175. [19:05] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The guards don't say a word.
  176. [19:06] <Challenger> "Now we got some friends back behind us. You're gonna let us go nice n easy, savy?"
  177. [19:06] * Reins stays hidden, almost giving away her position with the mentioning of the Legion
  178. [19:07] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> They don't say anything. They have their eyes on the floor.
  179. [19:08] <Challenger> "Reins, go kick that featherhead in the flank n get her moving. Also tell Lolly and Strifer we need to be leaving yesterday."
  180. [19:08] * Cloudy_Breeze is still workin' because it hasn't been four hours yet.
  181. [19:08] * Challenger doesn't care.
  182. [19:09] * Reins sighs and comes out of hiding. "Why dont you do it, it's not like she owuld listen to me."
  183. [19:10] <Challenger> "I'm busy keeping it friendly up here. Today would be nice considering what's on the way."
  184. [19:11] * Strifer takes a few gulps of the water. She relaxes and rolls over. Slowly opening her eyes, blinking a few times. She stands up and stretches. "That.. Was amazing, thank you." She nuzzles Lollygag, moving towards Cloudy, shaking her body as if to remove water from it. Reaching down into her saddlebags she fishes up 5 caps, throwing them on the workbench next to Cloudy. "Thanks again! See you next week, same time!" She happil
  185. [19:11] * Reins sighs and just starts off to find the others
  186. [19:14] <Challenger> "Now, gentlecolts. If you'll kindly lock yourselves in that room, we'll be on our merry way."
  187. [19:14] * Lollygag wipes the tears from her face and sets the bottle down, following after Strifer.
  188. [19:14] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The Guards comply, but the doctor remains in the hall. She's having a bit of a meltdown.
  189. [19:15] <Challenger> "You too, miss. We won't hurt you."
  190. [19:16] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The doctor looks to the room, then back to the group. She shakily gets to her hooves and takes off down the hall.
  191. [19:16] * Reins finds the others. "Legion on the way, need to meet up with challenger and Deagle."
  192. [19:16] <Challenger> "Shit. Deagle!"
  193. [19:18] * SpencerDespenser|GM ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: See you ! )
  194. [19:18] * SpencerDespenser|GM ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  195. [19:18] * ChanServ sets mode +qo SpencerDespenser|GM SpencerDespenser|GM for #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  196. [19:18] * Desert_Eagle nods, holsters his pistol, and gallops off down the hall after her. "Ah'll get 'er!"
  197. [19:19] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't look up from her work. "What'd y'all do this time?"
  198. [19:19] * Strifer looks to the left and right in the corridor. She smiles as Reins comes trotting. "Oh, hi there Zecora. You here to visit the spa? They are having extra prices today you know, only 5 bits for a massage and a hooficure! Ah! I feel so much better after that, a real relaxing experiance."
  199. [19:19] * Challenger turns n runs back to the stairs. "WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG??"
  200. [19:22] <Reins> "I didnt do anything, they decided to pick doors and piss off security, so now legion is coming." she looks to Strifer. "Moondust?"
  201. [19:23] * Desert_Eagle chases after the doctor. "Miss! Miss! Come back 'ere! We ain't gonna hurt yah!" he calls after her.
  202. [19:24] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The doctor takes a hard right, almost tripping over herself as she gallops into an office and leaps behind the counter. "Professor Far Sight!" She cries the whole way.
  203. [19:24] * Strifer "What are you talking about Zecora.. This is not like you.." She takes a carefull step back. Looking down at her hoof. "They did a good job though.. Dont you think?"
  204. [19:25] * Cloudy_Breeze shrugs. "Good thing y'all are the only ones dumb enough ta do that.Ah'll be sure ta tell 'em ya went the other way."
  205. [19:25] * Challenger leaps down the stairs. "What part of 'we need to leave right fucking now' is not clear??"
  206. [19:25] * Reins nods. "Yup Moondust." She confirms. "Gotta let her live her fantasy though." she sighs
  207. [19:25] * Desert_Eagle skids around the corner. "Miss!" He slows, walking slowly into the office.
  208. [19:27] * Lollygag nods a little at Reins, "She was out of Dash, there was nothing else to do."
  209. [19:27] <Reins> "You do know it's highly addictive correct?"
  210. [19:28] * Lollygag scoffs, "Of course I know, I made it..." She turns to face Challenger, "Come on, she can take care of herself."
  211. [19:29] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The office that the doctor lead Desert_Eagle is very white, whiter than the halls. A pony has his back turned to the doctor, looking through a microscope.
  212. [19:32] * Desert_Eagle blinks at the glaring whiteness, and puts on his Aviators. He takes another couple of steps inside. "Miss?"
  213. [19:32] * Strifer "Oh! So many ponies visiting the spa today.. Well.. I need to go back to my dresses... Ah. Hope you ponies have a nice day". She makes a curtsy and turns around, moving through the corridor.
  214. [19:34] * Challenger looks at Strifer and facehoofs. "Not again..."
  215. [19:35] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The doctor turns around. "Knight Eagle, what a pleasant surprise." It's Far Sight, the pony that fixed his wing the other day. "How are those wings holdin up?" He asks, turning back to his scope.
  216. [19:35] * Lollygag taps a hoof against Challenger, "She was freaking out again, we'll worry about it later, we need to get out of here."
  217. [19:36] <Challenger> "Yes we do."
  218. [19:36] * Challenger turns n heads back up the stairs. "Anypony and zebra who's coming, we're leaving now."
  219. [19:36] * Desert_Eagle is a little surprised. "Oh, they're doin' fine Doc." He says. "Ah'm a little surprised t' see yah down 'ere honestly."
  220. [19:37] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "And why is that? Where do you think you are?"
  221. [19:38] * Strifer keeps moving through ponyville (the building) with a graceful trott, making her way towards the carousel boutique.
  222. [19:38] * Desert_Eagle shrugs. "Ah don't know where ah am honestly, an' ah thought yah worked back at th' palace."
  223. [19:41] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Far Sight shakes his head and pats the other Doctor on the head. "Well, it seems that you and those friends of yours are the source of that call for backup. What did you do?"
  224. [19:43] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, uh, we kinda broke int' one o' th' rooms, an' then threatened th' Security ponies who came down."
  225. [19:44] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Far Sight frowns. "That's not what Princess Herald gave you that weapon for, Knight Eagle. I'm ashamed. Are the guards okay?"
  226. [19:44] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Sorry, an' they're fine."
  227. [19:47] * Cloudy_Breeze is still working. Four hours is a REALLY REALLY REALLY long time.
  228. [19:47] * Strifer has probebly trotted off somewhere by now. Enjoying her walk through the square towards her boutique.
  229. [19:47] * Lollygag trots up the stairs, following after Challenger and Rar- Strifer.
  230. [19:48] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The doctor leaves, visibly shaken and Far Sight offers Desert_Eagle a seat. "Well, now you've got the whole Pier up in hooves."
  231. [19:49] * Challenger gallops down the hall in the direction Deagle went, muttering to himself.
  232. [19:50] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "What should we do?"
  233. [19:50] * Desert_Eagle remains standing. "Well, can't yah call off th' backup 'r somethin'?"
  234. [19:52] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Far Sight shakes his head. "Unfortunately, Radiance herself is probably on the way. More terrorist threats in the past week than ever, it seems. I don't suppose you know anything about the shootings in the Rig, do you?"
  235. [19:53] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Ah know of 'em, yes." He says, remembering the Rig had been riddled with bullet holes when they were there earlier. "Hmm, well, 's there anyway ah c'n talk our way outta this?"
  236. [19:54] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The hallway Challenger is heading down forks, going left or right. The left side is marked with an "Exit" sign, while the right is marked with an "Administration" sign,
  237. [19:55] * Reins is with Challenger now
  238. [19:55] * Challenger thinks it's highly unlikely the mare would bolt for the exit if there was something safer inside. "You folks take the exit over there. We'll meet up outside somewhere. I
  239. [19:56] <Challenger> ll go get Deagle."
  240. [19:56] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Far Sight shrugs. "I'm not sure. Your influence might only get you so far. Radiance is very thorough with her interogation methods, and very eager to excercise them. I'll do all I can."
  241. [19:57] * Strifer stops just as she was about to move down the street leading to her store. She mumbles to herself. "Do I need those today.. Or.." Looking over towards Twilights library..(Administration) "No, I think they will have to wait.." She smiles and starts to make her way to the Boutique(Exit). Waving a hoof at BigMac as he trotts by.
  242. [19:58] * Challenger nods to Strifer as he passes, heading for Administration. "D! Where are ya?"
  243. [19:59] * Lollygag keeps following after Strifer.
  244. [20:00] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Hmm, well, looks like we're 'n a pretty tough spot either way."
  245. [20:00] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Desert_Eagle is blissfully unaware of Challenger's yelling.
  246. [20:01] * Challenger wonders if he should fire off a shot or two... who knows how far D went.
  247. [20:04] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Far Sight stands up and moves over to his window. Out it, Desert_Eagle can clearly see ponies of Radiance's guard with their spiffy rifles and spiffy armor.
  248. [20:04] * Challenger tries yelling again. "Desert Eagle! Where the hell are you?"
  249. [20:05] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Desert_Eagle's ears twitch. He hears something that sounds like his name.
  250. [20:06] * Desert_Eagle groans. "Well, it's been nice talkin' with yah Doc, but ah've gotta go." He gallops out of the room, ears perking up at Challenger's yelling. "Over here!" he yells back.
  251. [20:07] * Strifer opens the door to her store and moves inside it. (Out da fucking door) Humming to herself.
  252. [20:08] * Challenger gallops to Deagle's position. "Did you find her?"
  253. [20:09] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Two dozen rifles are trained on Strifer as she opens the exit door. Far Sight trots out behind Deagle and spies Challenger.
  254. [20:09] * Desert_Eagle nods, galloping towards Challenger. "Radiance's guards are comin'! We needa get outta 'ere, now!"
  255. [20:10] <Challenger> "Now where have I heard THAT phrase... Exit's this way, the others are outside already!"
  256. [20:11] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Le's go!"
  257. [20:11] * Strifer "Oh my.. Have you.. Placed a order for a a new atire, all of you?" She seems to be checking her mental notes. "No... Why are you here?" She smiles wide.
  258. [20:11] * Challenger heads for the exit at full speed.
  259. [20:11] * Desert_Eagle follows right behind him.
  260. [20:11] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> A voice over a megaphone, or an amplify spell, shouts. "Attention assholes! Come out of the building with your hooves in the air!"
  261. [20:12] <Challenger> "Yeah that's gonna work..."
  262. [20:13] <Desert_Eagle> "Shit."
  263. [20:13] * Lollygag is trotting slowly behind Strifer, she just sighs, dropping her head at the sight of the guns.
  264. [20:14] * Challenger comes to the exit, sees everyone still inside. "Lemme guess..."
  265. [20:15] * Desert_Eagle stands next to the door. "Yah want me t' handle this Chal?"
  266. [20:15] * Challenger steps aside. "By all means, D."
  267. [20:16] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The voice sounds again. "Hey! Out of the building! Now!"
  268. [20:16] <Desert_Eagle> "Here goes nothin'"
  269. [20:17] * Strifer starts moving up towards all the customers in her store. "So, I would need to take some mesurments.. take some notes. Oh, yes! I can make a set! Oh this is going to be so much fun.." She floats a pen (picks up a rock and puts it in her ear) and a note (old piece of paper) starting taking notes.
  270. [20:17] * Desert_Eagle opens the door, stepping out.
  271. [20:17] * Strifer was already outside :I
  272. [20:17] <Desert_Eagle> "Hey assholes, it's jus' me."
  273. [20:18] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The voice isn't buying it. "Then who's that?" He asks, meaning Strifer.
  274. [20:19] * Desert_Eagle looks at Strifer. "No fuckin' idea. Pro'lly one o' th' patients 'ere."
  275. [20:20] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> A large unicorn mare steps forward and trots up to Desert_Eagle. It's Radiance, and she doesn't look very happy to see you. "So, you got in with the Celestial Senate, huh?"
  276. [20:22] * Desert_Eagle looks up at her. "Tha's right. Saved Miss Herald an' she made me a Knight."
  277. [20:23] * Strifer gets a spark in her eyes, she moves up to Radiance, starting to take her messurements and scribbling them down in her notebook. "Oh yes.. Any special occassion you want this dress ready for. Hmm?" She starts to circle around the mare. Inspecting her.
  278. [20:25] * Reins ([email protected]) Quit ( Connection closed )
  279. [20:25] * Desert_Eagle eyes Strifer. "Yeah, definitely one o' th' patients 'ere."
  280. [20:26] * Challenger trots to the doorway and pulls Strifer back in by her tail, yelling as authoritively as he can, "I got' er boys! Get the jacket!"
  281. [20:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Radiance sashays up to Deagle, right in his face, and frowns. "Well, why would one of the Doctors call us down here on a- I... um..." She looks at Strifer and blinks.
  282. [20:27] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, that takes care o' 'er. Yah were sayin'?"
  283. [20:28] * Strifer eeps as you pull her tail. "H-hey! Let go of me you brute!" She dosn't put up much resistance though, slowly getting dragged back to the hospital. Flailing her hooves.
  284. [20:30] * Lollygag opens her mouth a few times, looking back and forth between the ponies with guns and Strifer, wanting to say something but at a loss for words.
  285. [20:30] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Radiance scratches her head. "Hey, wait a second! We took you guys in two days ago for theft! Just what the hell is going on here?"
  286. [20:31] * Challenger wraps a leg around Strifer so she doesn't get away.
  287. [20:33] * Strifer flails in Challengers embrace. "Big Mac, let me go this instance!"
  288. [20:33] <Desert_Eagle> "Uhhhh..."
  289. [20:34] * Challenger does not let go, but does reply in Big Mac style. "Nnope."
  290. [20:34] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah'm not so sure muhself."
  291. [20:35] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Radiance throws her hooves in the air. "Fine! Did you seen any terrorists inside? At all?"
  292. [20:35] <Desert_Eagle> "Nope."
  293. [20:38] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Radiance storms off behind the line of her troops and heads back to the barracks. "Fine! All troops, pull away... You three, sweep the building. Leave no room unchecked." Three of the pegasi head inside and trots past the rest of the group.
  294. [20:39] * Grim_WhipTail ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  295. [20:39] * Grim_WhipTail ([email protected]) has left #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory ("")
  296. [20:41] * Strifer snarls. "Fucking let go of me Tincan, before I fucking geld you!" She scratches a spiked ponyshoe up a leg.
  297. [20:41] * Challenger flinches. "Oh good, you're back."
  298. [20:42] * Desert_Eagle glances back behind him at Chal and Strifer. "Well, that went better than ah thought."
  299. [20:42] * Challenger nods, surprised as well.
  300. [20:43] * Cloudy_Breeze is still attaching her new gun to her battle saddle.
  301. [20:44] * Lollygag lets out a sigh, dropping to the ground.
  302. [20:44] <Challenger> "Well... shall we then?"
  303. [20:45] * Strifer stands up and shakes herself. The stone in her ear falling out. "...thefuck?" dissmissing it she looks at Lollygag "That was one -hell- of a kick! Thanks smallstuff! Now.. Time to get our gold back!" She grins and stomps a hoof.
  304. [20:46] * Desert_Eagle nods. "We leavin' Breeze 'ere? An' where'd that zebra run off to?"
  305. [20:46] * Challenger trots out the door with a sigh. "Don't know, done caring, lets move on."
  306. [20:47] * Lollygag nods at Strifer and gives her the best smile she can muster. She takes a few deep breaths and then carefully gets back to her hooves, "You're welcome, and yeah, let's get going."
  307. [20:47] * Desert_Eagle nods, falling in next to him.
  308. [20:47] <Strifer> "You know what, if Cloudy_Breeze wanted to, she could just buy whateverthefuck she is making!" She grins wide. "Fuck yeah Tincan! Let's get this show on the road!" She moves up next to them both.
  309. [20:47] * Challenger heads for the lift that goes down to Boilerworks, hoping it's nearby.
  310. [20:49] * Lollygag follows after the rest of the party, but takes a look around the city as they go, looking to see if she can find any herbs growing wild.
  311. [21:03] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The group arrives that the lift. It's unguarded, save for that security camera in the corner.
  312. [21:04] * Challenger ignores the camera, walks into the lift.
  313. [21:04] * Strifer would really like to moon that camera. But dosnt, she just grins wide. Staring up at it and enters the lift.
  314. [21:05] * Desert_Eagle gets in as well.
  315. [21:08] * Strifer totaly did moon that camera.
  316. [21:08] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The lift descends once everypony, save our cowpony, with a loud metallic squeak. Steam hisses as it chugs downward.
  317. [21:09] * Challenger just waits, tired, until it reaches the bottom.
  318. [21:09] * Strifer trotts on the spot. Grinning, she was so pshyced for this! "Ohh this is going to be so fucked up!"
  319. [21:10] <Challenger> "Be cool, crazy pony. We talk first."
  320. [21:11] <Strifer> "Always so fucking boring tincan, it is never. We just smash their heads and take whats ours first, now is it!" She grins wider, and lets out a giggle.
  321. [21:12] <Challenger> "No it isn't. We let Lolly try first, THEN we do it the usual way."
  322. [21:13] * Lollygag shifts nervously as she looks up between the two of you, "You don't think Desert Eagle should handle this? I think... he might have a better chance... right now."
  323. [21:13] * Strifer groans. "Fuck me.. Fine, Smallstuff goes first. But this time I'll be fucking prepared... I have saved a special little surprised, just for this!"
  324. [21:14] <Challenger> "Look, I don't care who talks to the mayor. I just wanna get thru this with as few holes in us as possible okay?
  325. [21:14] <Challenger> "
  326. [21:15] * Desert_Eagle nods. "AH c'n talk if yah want me too Lolly." He says, smiling at her.
  327. [21:16] <Challenger> "Also, these people are alright, so no antagonizing anypony, got it?"
  328. [21:16] * Lollygag nods a little, "It may be for the best since... they know you already... right?"
  329. [21:17] * Strifer rolls her eyes. "Whatever big guy.. I don't fucking care how we get it!" She keeps twitching, waiting for the superslow lift to reach its destination.
  330. [21:17] <Desert_Eagle> "Alright."
  331. [21:18] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The lift creaks to a halt and a bright faced mare is waiting at the bottom on the right. "'Ello! Welcome to the Boilerworks!"
  332. [21:19] <Challenger> "Hi Nautilus. Told you I'd be back."
  333. [21:19] * Desert_Eagle nods to the mare. "Howdy." he says.
  334. [21:20] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Nautilus blinks. "Oi! Challenger! Smashing to see you're in one piece! Are these your friends?"
  335. [21:20] * Strifer fiddles with her saddlebags as they speak. Putting a few things on top. She wanted to be ready, she grins wide.
  336. [21:20] * Challenger nods. "Most of them anyway. Mayor in yet?"
  337. [21:22] * Strifer flicks her tail and snorts. Looking bored at the scenery.
  338. [21:22] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The mare tilts her head slighty. "They mayor? Oh! You mean the boss! Yes! He's in now! I spoke to him already, but he wants to talk to you himself! Right this way." She starts heading off towards a large concourse. Signs hang above that read "Research" and "Development".
  339. [21:22] * Challenger follows. Apparently, he'll do the initial talking...
  340. [21:23] * Strifer gets up and moves after Challenger. Eyeing his behind up and down.
  341. [21:23] * Desert_Eagle trots after them.
  342. [21:24] * Lollygag follows carefully after the other ponies.
  343. [21:25] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Nautilus leads the group to the massive set of iron doors that guard "The Boss'" room. The group can feel the heat coming from the other side. "Right through there."
  344. [21:25] <Challenger> "Cripes... what is that, a furnace in there?"
  345. [21:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Nautilus grins. "You could say that. Where do you think the Pier's hot water comes from?"
  346. [21:27] * Challenger walks into the office. "Didn't think the boss himself heated it all.."
  347. [21:27] * Strifer starts humming. Eyeing the massive doors, she bites her lips and grins. Following Challenger inside the office.
  348. [21:28] * Desert_Eagle trots into the office as well.
  349. [21:30] * Lollygag keeps following along, looking very nervous and stopping occasionally to wipe the sweat from her forehead.
  350. [21:30] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Office isn't the right word. It's more like a cavern. In the center of this cavern was a massive throne, made of solid bronze, and resting above a pit of lava, fed by mazzive pipes that dumped molten slag into the pool. Seated on the throne was a massive beast, with scales firery red. "Good afternoon." he says in a booming, commanding voice.
  351. [21:31] * Desert_Eagle swallows, hard.
  352. [21:31] * Challenger looks up at the beast. "Uhm... Hi there."
  353. [21:33] * Strifer stops her trott, her grins dies down and she eyes the creature up and down, taking a step back. Flicking her tail. "Well.... shit."
  354. [21:33] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The monster ruffles it's wings a little bit. The undersides are a dull blue. "You're... Challenger, no? Nautilus spoke very highly of you. And... judging by your friends you brought here, I'm assuming you want something, is this true?" He asks, still sounding as regal as a princess.
  355. [21:34] * Challenger leans toward Strifer. "Our usual approach isn't going to work here, I think." Then to the beast. "Yeah, hi. Something of ours was brought here recently. We'd kind of like it back."
  356. [21:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The monster raises a brow. "Oh? What might that be?"
  357. [21:34] * Lollygag looks up, and up. Her eyes go wide as she stops dead in her tracks, her whole body shaking. What was this... this thing? It was enormous, like some impossible thing from a story! She tried to open her mouth to scream but no sound came out.
  358. [21:34] <Challenger> "Some gold bars. About 40 of them."
  359. [21:35] * Desert_Eagle puts a wing around Lolly, trying to comfort her.
  360. [21:35] * Strifer "No shit.." She looks back at Lollygag and snorts. Looking over at the dragon again she grins wide.
  361. [21:36] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon snorts, and a twenty foot stream of fire bellows from his nostrils. Lolly would take this as a sign that the creature before them was a dragon. A big one. "I'm afraid there's some sort of mistake here. That gold belongs to me now."
  362. [21:37] * Challenger flinches slightly. "Not sure how that came to be, but it was an honest mistake, I assure you."
  363. [21:37] * Lollygag squeaks quietly at the sight of the flame, there's a light splashing sound as she stares up, her mouth silently working the word 'dragon' over and over.
  364. [21:38] * Strifer lifts a hoof, taking a step back. "..fucking showoff."
  365. [21:39] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> He flicks out a claw and studies it intently. He seems to be ignoring Challenger for the moment. "Well, I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that gold is far too important for my understudies to simply give it up like that."
  366. [21:40] * Challenger smiles nervously. "Yes well... that is bad news. Lolly feel free to jump in here..."
  367. [21:44] * Lollygag can barely hear Challenger over her heart pounding in her ears. They were dead, they were so dead. But they weren't dead yet, she needed to get a grip! Keep it together! She forces herself to take a deep, deep breath and takes a very shakey step forward, "A... um... excu..."
  368. [21:45] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon looks inquisitively at Lollygag for a moment. "Did that one just..." He frowns and motions for one of the few ponies seated near him. "Spanner, mop that up. That's just disgusting."
  369. [21:46] * Lollygag flinches, still shaking she clenches her eyes shut and shouts up at the dragon, "We... We really need that gold! Please, sir!"
  370. [21:47] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> A pony trots over with a bucket in her telekinesis and mops up the mess. The dragon looks down and sighs. "Now, why is that?" His breath smells strongly of sulphur.
  371. [21:50] * Lollygag lowers her head, still clenching her eyes shut, "Deuces. He... he foalnapped all of us... and demanded we come get it for him... So please... m-maybe there's something we can... could do for you... in exchange?"
  372. [21:53] * Strifer just keeps quite. Frowing at the dragon.
  373. [21:53] <Strifer> quiet*
  374. [21:53] * Challenger waits.
  375. [21:54] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon hmms, his deep hmm echoing around the chamber. "Deuces? That insufferable pile of eunuch jelly? I admit, I have nothing against you ponies, but if that gold ends up in his hooves, I'd probably just take it back. And, why don't you look at..." He pauses. "You there, scribe... what is my name?"
  376. [21:55] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The scribe frowns and looks down at her notepad. "You went by Mr. Mizzet last week, sir." The dragon chuckles, but it sounds more like a roar in the massive cavern. "That's a silly name. I didn't think of that, did I? You there, ponies. Think of a name that reflects my bountless intellect, limitless power, and regality."
  377. [21:56] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> He points to the group with an outstretched claw.
  378. [21:56] <Challenger> "Uh... Zardon?"
  379. [21:57] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon shakes his head. "No, no... That won't do."
  380. [21:58] <Desert_Eagle> "Hmmm, Lestat Aragorn?
  381. [21:59] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon hmmms again. "I like that... but no. That won't do either."
  382. [22:00] <Challenger> Sinbad?
  383. [22:01] * Desert_Eagle is now known as Desert_Eagle|RvB
  384. [22:01] <Strifer> "Why the fuck does a dragon need help with his own name. Just call yourself Mogunda or Nifelfang or something, why the fuck does it matter?"
  385. [22:01] * Lollygag shakes, dropping her front closer to the floor, "I-I- I'm so sorry, you imaculate lord dragon-ness, sir... I- I have no idea..."
  386. [22:01] * Desert_Eagle|RvB is now known as Desert_Eagle
  387. [22:02] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon points to Strifer. "Hmmmm. Let's try something with 'Fang'. I am quite proud of them."
  388. [22:02] * Lollygag *your imaculate
  389. [22:02] * Challenger sighs. How the hell did this go from survive the day to name the draggy?
  390. [22:03] * Strifer snorts. "Call yourself Fang then, or just Mr. Fang. If that sounds better. Again, why the fucking game? We need that gold."
  391. [22:05] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon points to Strifer. "Mr. Fang! That's the one. Perfect. Scribe, record that. And, if you must know, Miss, I am quite fond of games."
  392. [22:06] <Challenger> "Well then, what game do we play to win back our gold?"
  393. [22:06] * Strifer groans and stomps a hoof, frowning.
  394. [22:09] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Mr. Fang sighs. "Like I said, your gold is far too important to me to give up over an old game. It's an integral part of our plan. But! As a thank you for helping me, I'd be willing to part with some of my hoard. Perhaps you'd like gemstones? Or platinum?"
  395. [22:10] * Challenger looks at his groupmates. "Huddle."
  396. [22:10] * Desert_Eagle huddles.
  397. [22:10] * Strifer gets closer.
  398. [22:11] * Lollygag opens her eyes, keeping her head down and very shakily steps to join the others.
  399. [22:11] * Challenger speaks only to the huddle. "So. What're the odds we come off better if we take hoard loot over gold boullion?"
  400. [22:14] * Strifer shrugs. "40 bars is a whole fucklot. Not that we could carry all of it out.. Get something from the hoard and figure out another plan.." She frowns, stomping a hoof. "I hate losing! Fuck!"
  401. [22:15] * Lollygag shakes her head nervously, "Hoard m-might be worth more but... I... I doubt it would pass... and he still wouldn't want us giving it to Deuces."
  402. [22:15] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah dunno, how much loot d' yah think we'll need t' get 20 gold bars worth o' value?"
  403. [22:15] <Challenger> "I have no idea. Ugh..."
  404. [22:16] <Strifer> "We won't see shit of the bars! Lets just grab as much we can fucking get out of this fucking place."
  405. [22:18] <Challenger> "I'm fine with trying to get the hoard loot. We were gonna fuck Deuces with it anyway. Why not cut out the middle pony?"
  406. [22:18] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Let's go with th' loot then."
  407. [22:18] * Lollygag nods a little, "Y-yeah... let's just take um... Mr. Fang's offer... and go..."
  408. [22:19] <Lollygag> "O-oh... should... should we tell him about the um... the ponies that hired that zebra?"
  409. [22:19] * Strifer grins. "After we have looted his hoard.."
  410. [22:19] <Challenger> "No. we're just gonna forget that even happened. Let the dragon deal with that."
  411. [22:20] <Lollygag> "W-well... they're dead after all... I guess..."
  412. [22:20] <Challenger> "And even if Deuces DOES give us shit about it being the wrong order, let HIM come try to collect, because I'm fresh out of megaspells to use against that thing."
  413. [22:22] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon looks a little annoyed. "I hope that you consider my offer." He says, idly dipping his claw in the lava stirring it a little.
  414. [22:22] <Challenger> "So. Final decision. We take the hoard offer. Any against?"
  415. [22:23] <Strifer> "Lets fucking do it dammit!"
  416. [22:23] <Desert_Eagle> "Le's do it."
  417. [22:23] * Challenger nods and turns back to the dragon. "We graceously accept your kind offer."
  418. [22:24] * Lollygag nods a little.
  419. [22:25] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon chuckles again, just as loud and evil-sounding as before. "Wonderful. Scribe, escort them to the hoard." The same pony that mopped up the accident points to a door on the other side of the pool, behind Mr. Fang.
  420. [22:26] * Challenger follows, keeping one eye on the dragon.
  421. [22:26] * Desert_Eagle trots after Challenger.
  422. [22:26] * Strifer waits for Lollygag to move before following the others.
  423. [22:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon keeps one eye on the group. He looks a little reluctant to relinquish any of his hoard.
  424. [22:27] * Lollygag tries to say 'thank you' as she passes, following the rest of the group, but it just comes out as a squeak as she keeps her head down.
  425. [22:29] * Strifer strides past the dragon, glancing up at him. "..fucking big one aint ya.." She mutters
  426. [22:30] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Mr. Fang's hoard is, in short, massive. Piles of beautiful gemstones, silver and platinum bars, and other shiny rinkets were stacked to the ceiling. It's fitting of a dragon his size.
  427. [22:30] * Challenger looks at the hoard in wonder. "Oh kay... I think we took the better option..."
  428. [22:31] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Eeeyup."
  429. [22:31] <Desert_Eagle> "Take as much as you can carry."
  430. [22:31] * Challenger grins. "Absolutely."
  431. [22:32] * Strifer "Fuck me..." She moves up to a pile of gemstones, grinning wide.
  432. [22:33] * Challenger trots over to the platinum pile.
  433. [22:33] * Desert_Eagle flies around the piles, grabbing silver bars and also looking for ammo making supplies
  434. [22:42] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Challenger, Lollygag, and Desert_Eagle all simultaneously spot something very shiny at the top of one of the piles.
  435. [22:42] * Challenger trots over to it.
  436. [22:42] * Desert_Eagle simply flies over to it.
  437. [22:43] * Lollygag trots away from the telescope she'd been eyeing to join the others.
  438. [22:43] * Strifer stuffs her saddlebags with gemstones!
  439. [22:44] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> From a preliminary glance, it looks like a tube with spikes on the end. The other end looks like you could put your hoof in it. The entire tube is cast in bronze.
  440. [22:44] * Challenger digs it out of the pile. "What in Luna's name is this..."
  441. [22:45] * Desert_Eagle lands next to it. "Th' fuck is it?" he examines it closely.
  442. [22:45] * Lollygag shakes her head at the odd thing and goes back to searching through the hoard.
  443. [22:47] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Desert_Eagle and Challenger are both clueless.
  444. [22:47] <Challenger> "Take it or leave it?"
  445. [22:48] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah don't care, if we can fit it, sure."
  446. [22:48] * Lollygag can only stop in awe as her searching reveals a full bookshelf in the middle of the hoard, she can't help drooling a little at the prospect.
  447. [22:48] * Challenger tries to lift it.
  448. [22:49] * Desert_Eagle also has 6 silver bars.
  449. [22:51] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The bookcase Lollygag has uncovered has assorted books in pristine condition, but two catch her eye. An unabridged copy of "Lucky's Locksmithing" and "The Big Book of Science".
  450. [22:51] * Challenger_ ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  451. [22:51] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Challenger lifts the tube without any effort. It weighs about four pounds.
  452. [22:52] * Lollygag wants to just take them all, but she also doesn't want to make the dragon angry so she does her best to just pick out five of the more cheerful and interesting looking titles, along with the two skill books, and slides them into her bags.
  453. [22:52] * Challenger ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: On the other hand, you have different fingers. )
  454. [22:52] * Challenger_ is now known as Challenger
  455. [22:57] * Lollygag trots carefully over the hoard, stopping to carefully pick up two bars of platinum as well, before joining the rest of the party, "Alright, I'm all done."
  456. [22:58] * Strifer saddlebags are filled to the brim with Gemstones and Platinum bars. She stands up and sways, grunting. "Fucking good to go!"
  457. [22:59] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Ah'm good as well." he has several silver bars.
  458. [23:01] * Challenger lifts the strange whatever. "What the hell is this thing anyway?
  459. [23:02] * Strifer slowly swings around to have a look at whatever Challenger was holding. "What the fuck are you on about?"
  460. [23:03] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Strifer would definitely know what Challenger's whatever was.
  461. [23:05] * Strifer gasps. "That is fucking beutiful! Cmere with it!" Her eyes has gone wide as she stares at the item.
  462. [23:05] * Challenger carries it over to the raider pony.
  463. [23:07] * Strifer grins wide. "That's the most stylized Powerhoof I have ever seen in my fucking life!" She gets closer and tries to take it from Challenger. "Mine!"
  464. [23:08] * Challenger hoofs it over. "Have at, psycho pony."
  465. [23:10] * Strifer pounces the powerhoof. She giggles madly and puts it on. "Fucking amazing! Gems, Bars, and now this?!" She grins and nearly bounces where she stands. The powerhoof is looking all Steampunky, full of valves and pipes.
  466. [23:11] * Strifer obviously removed her Spiked ponyshoe first. :I
  467. [23:11] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The powerhoof hisses lightly and clamps to Strifer's hoof. She would have a hard time taking that thing off.
  468. [23:11] * Challenger shrugs and goes back to scrounging, wondering the likelyhood of armor being in the piles somewhere
  469. [23:12] * Strifer looks down at her new weapon. "The fuck.. " She shakes the hoof, trying to get it off.
  470. [23:12] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> It's locked tight.
  471. [23:14] * Lollygag smiles at the others, though the powerhoof locking on was a little worrying, "A-are they supposed to do that?"
  472. [23:14] * Challenger ([email protected]) has left #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  473. [23:15] * Challenger ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
  474. [23:15] * Strifer keeps shaking her hoof. "No! It fucking aint", pushing at it with her other forehoof. "It's fucking stuck!"
  475. [23:16] * Desert_Eagle is staring intently at the powerhoof, intrigued. "Hey Strife, ah think tha's a shotgun breach on top o' that there power hoof."
  476. [23:18] * Strifer stops flailing for a second to look at the powerhoof again. Leaning down. "Well fuck me! You are fucking right! Does anypony have a shotgun shell?!" She giggles a little again. Grinning wide. "This toy is fucking awesome!"
  477. [23:19] * Challenger looks over at Strifer. "Kids should not play with guns."
  478. [23:19] * Desert_Eagle chuckles.
  479. [23:20] * Lollygag can't help but smile too.
  480. [23:21] * Strifer pouts. "Aww but daddy, I like this toy don't take it please." Fluttering her eyelashes. Breaking the show quickly and going back to grinning wide. "So nopony have a fucking shotgun shell then?! Aight, whatever. We have treasure, now lets get the fuck out of here!"
  481. [23:22] * Challenger nods. "Yeah. we got enough. Any more and mister flame breath might take offense."
  482. [23:22] * Lollygag nods in agreement, "Sorry, I didn't see any shells when I was looking."
  483. [23:23] * Strifer rolls her eyes and drops a few gems. Not that she was scared of beaing eaten, oh no.. It was, slowing her down. Yeah. That was it.
  484. [23:25] * Challenger starts heading back the way they came. "So, do we just go back thru there or is there another exit?"
  485. [23:27] * Strifer smirks and takes a bottle of wine from her saddlebags, drinking slowly as they walk.
  486. [23:27] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The scribe motions for you to follow. Mr. Fang's throne is now on the opposite side of his lava pool. It looks like it can spin around the pool freely. "So, did you find everything you needed?" He asks, voice still booming.
  487. [23:28] <Challenger> "Yes sir, we feel sufficiently compensated."
  488. [23:29] * Lollygag cringes from the dragon's voice again and nods lightly.
  489. [23:29] * Strifer just keeps gulping wine. Flicking her tail.
  490. [23:31] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "Excellent." He booms. He looks to Strifer. "Ah, I see you've found one of my old designs. Made it for that unicorn tart Radiance, but she didn't find it suitable for her troops to carry. Said it was 'too gaudy' she did." He snorts again, breathing some fire into the lave pool.
  491. [23:32] * Strifer glances over at the dragon and slowly removes the bottle of wine from her lips. "I'ts fucking beutiful, Fang! Does it have a twin though?!"
  492. [23:33] <Strifer> "And also, why the FUCK doesnt it come off?!"
  493. [23:34] * Lollygag just keeps her head down, very happy that the others were able to talk to the dragon without any problems.
  494. [23:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> He shakes his head. "Thank you, but I'm afraid not. As for why it comes off, those were her specifications."
  495. [23:34] <Challenger> "You build it to what she wants and she still doesn't like it? That's gratitude for ya."
  496. [23:36] * Strifer groans. "You saying I can't fucking get it off, ever?" She flicks her tail taking another swig of the wine, swallows and snorts, spitting on the ground. "That's pretty fucked up..."
  497. [23:37] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The dragon smiles, which is more disturbing than reassuring. "Hence the 'tart' comment. never cared for her, to be honest. Never cared for this /city/. And, don't spit on these floors. They must be very, very clean." A scribe comes forward and mops it up, returning to her post quickly.
  498. [23:37] <Challenger> "Well, if theres anything we can do for you sometime, don't be afraid to ask."
  499. [23:38] * Desert_Eagle nods.
  500. [23:39] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> "I certainly won't be. Have a nice evening, ponies. Tell Deuces that...uh... who was I back then... Just tell Deuces that I send my regards." The dragon swings his throne around and breathes a little more fire onto the pool.
  501. [23:39] * Challenger nods and exits.
  502. [23:40] * Lollygag cringes again at the 'clean' comment and mutters another "I'm so sorry." before following after Challenger.
  503. [23:40] * Strifer follows Challenger out the "office."
  504. [23:40] * Desert_Eagle trots out as well
  505. [23:41] * Challenger trots out of the office, much happier than he's been all day.
  506. [23:42] * Strifer grins wide. "Fucking. Awesome! We can buy whatever the fuck we want with all this shit!"
  507. [23:43] * Challenger nods. "Yep. This was a good damn day. Who's on board for booze?"
  508. [23:44] <Desert_Eagle> "Do yah even need t' ask?" He grins.
  509. [23:44] * Challenger looks around for Nautilus.
  510. [23:44] * Strifer "Now you are fucking talking Tincan! Finaly got that flagpole out of your ass?" She grins, slapping Challengers flank.
  511. [23:45] * Challenger gets a ook of O.=.O then glares at Strifer.
  512. [23:45] <Challenger> ((look*))
  513. [23:46] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> Nautilus isn't arounf, but the Concession building is nearby.
  514. [23:46] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> around*
  515. [23:46] * Lollygag lets herself smile a little at the banter, now they they're finally out of sight of the dragon, "A drink might be nice."
  516. [23:46] * Strifer snickers and grins. "What?!" She moves past Challenger, stroking her (epic) tail along his side.
  517. [23:47] <Desert_Eagle> "Though firs' ah think we should go an' find Breezy, yes?"
  518. [23:47] * Challenger tries to ignore this, points toward the concession building. "Nope."
  519. [23:48] * Desert_Eagle shrugs. "Alrighty then."
  520. [23:48] * Strifer rolls her eyes. "Whatever.. " She starts to move towards teh building.
  521. [23:48] * Challenger trots into the building, looking for a bar.
  522. [23:49] * Lollygag nods, "The best thing we can do is stay in one place, so when she comes looking for us we're not moving around."
  523. [23:49] * Desert_Eagle follows Challenger in.
  524. [23:49] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> There is a bar. Challenger would recognize the seat he sat in with Nautilus yesterday. The alcohol selection is limited to almost exclusively draft beers, mostly dark ones at that.
  525. [23:50] * Challenger trots up to the bar and orders a beer, lamenting the lack of whiskey.
  526. [23:51] * Desert_Eagle grumbles something about the lack of variety, but gets a beer anyway.
  527. [23:52] * Lollygag follows the others to the bar and orders a beer for herself too.
  528. [23:53] * Strifer frowns. "Just beer, huh? No wine.. No fucking whiskey.." She rolls her eyes and glares at the bartender. Ordering a beer anyway, paying the caps and moving over to the others.
  529. [23:53] * Challenger sighs. "No... No whiskey..."
  530. [23:54] * Strifer takes a sip of her beer. Grinning wide, giggling a little.
  531. [23:55] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The barpony shakes his head. "Sorry friends, but Mr. Fang himself makes our menus and pays for our booze. It's usually whatever he feels like drinking."
  532. [23:55] <Challenger> "And what he feels like drinking is crap...
  533. [23:55] <Challenger> "
  534. [23:55] <Strifer> "Well, Fang has a fucking terrible taste then!"
  535. [23:55] * Desert_Eagle chuckles.
  536. [23:56] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah don't know 'bout ya'll but ah do enjoy a good beer on occasion."
  537. [23:56] * Strifer she grins again, looking at her friends she fishes up a bottle of Wild P. Drinking directly from the bottle before hoofing it over to Lollygag. "Here you go Smallstuff! You probebly need a refill!" She snickers and takes a swig of her beer.
  538. [23:56] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The barpony smiles and holds up his hooves. "Jeez, don't shoot the messenger. Can I interest you in anything to eat? Maybe some light conversation?"
  539. [23:58] * Challenger shakes his head, then stops. "Have you seen a mare named Nautilus around?"
  540. [23:59] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The barpony nods and fills up Lolly's glass with one swift movement. "Indeed I have. Why do you ask?"
  541. [00:00] <Challenger> "Just wanted to thank her for helping me out earlier."
  542. [00:00] * Lollygag puts her 10 caps for the drink onto the bar and takes a light sip of it.
  543. [00:01] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The pony floats out a pair of menus and lays them on the counter. "Well, she said something about going topside."
  544. [00:01] <Challenger> "Oh. I'll see her later then."
  545. [00:02] * Strifer shrugs and takes the bottle of Wild P back from Lollygag. Drinking from it again, hoofing it over to Challenger instead.
  546. [00:03] * Desert_Eagle takes a drink of his beer. "Heh, Chal, who's this Nautilus mare?" He asks him.
  547. [00:04] <Challenger> "Remember when I took off after that pickpocket earlier?"
  548. [00:04] * Desert_Eagle nods.
  549. [00:05] <Challenger> "Well, he dropped the bottle opener in the water and capped himself. She found it n brought it up to me."
  550. [00:06] * Lollygag just takes light sips from her cup, not drinking it too fast, and taking a look at the menu.
  551. [00:06] <Challenger> "Long story short she ended up bringing me here and showed me around a bit. That's when I found the gold."
  552. [00:06] <Desert_Eagle> "Huh. She th' one who gave yah th' rifle too?"
  553. [00:07] * Strifer frowns and takes the bottle back. "If you don't fucking want it..." She takes another swig from it.
  554. [00:07] * Challenger nods. "Traded the opener for it and the ammo plans. Reminds me, I need to find out what she found out about that bottle opener...."
  555. [00:10] * Strifer "Didn't you take that thing off that unicorn whos horn we broke?" She states plainly, grinning.
  556. [00:10] <Challenger> "Yep. Apparently it was special."
  557. [00:10] * Lollygag likes the sound of this fried food, it sounded terribly unhealthy. She politely asks the bartender for an order of one of the fried goods, and puts the last of her caps up on the counter.
  558. [00:11] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, she sounds pretty cool."
  559. [00:11] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> He smiles and ducks into the kitchen for a moment. "Just a minute, Miss."
  560. [00:11] <Challenger> "She's alright. So, what's our next move?"
  561. [00:13] * Lollygag takes another sip, turning back to the others, "Well... we really have nothing to do with Deuces anymore... I guess we could just... hang around here for a while?"
  562. [00:13] * Strifer finishes the bottle of Wild P. It was not even halfful to begin with. Putting it down on the table she slowly spins it around. Somewhat awkwardly with the new appandage on her hoof "Caps, fucking lots and lots of caps."
  563. [00:13] <Challenger> "That goes without saying. What about past that?"
  564. [00:14] <Lollygag> "Well... there's some ponies here I'd like to talk to more... but other than that, I really don't know..."
  565. [00:14] <Strifer> "Go back to mr cuntface and tell him he can go fetch his gold himself. Im fucking done with that, unless somepony else have a brilliant idea how to take it back from.. Mr. Fang." She snorts.
  566. [00:15] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The barpony returns with a plate of fried fish, the "37 Special" as the menu called it. "Fish and chips for the lovely mare." He sets the plate in front of Lolly.
  567. [00:15] <Challenger> "I don't. Like I said, I don't have any mega spells, and I don't think anything short of that would even tickle his scaly hide."
  568. [00:16] * Desert_Eagle chuckles. "Yes, we'll need t' do somethin' 'bout Deuces eventually if we don't want 'im t' send ponies lookin' fer us."
  569. [00:18] * Desert_Eagle glances over at the bartender. "Oi, barkeep, ah gotta question fer yah. Yah know where ah c'n get supplies fer makin' some ammo?"
  570. [00:18] * Strifer yawns. "What about that.. Thing about we couln't leave or someshit? Didn't that bitch at the security fucking say something about that?" She waves a hoof in the air.
  571. [00:18] <Challenger> "When?"
  572. [00:18] * Lollygag smiles at the barpony, "Thank you very much." She leans down and takes a piece of it in her mouth before nudging the plate a little towards Strifer.
  573. [00:20] * Lollygag nods as she finishes off the piece of fish, it was pretty delicious, "Yeah... we can't leave, and even if we could we can't go back to Deuces anyways..."
  574. [00:20] <Strifer> "Just before we left their base.. I can't fucking remember." She looks at Lolly. "You serious? You just giving me food? Aight then, your loss!" She takes a big bite of it, chewing loudly with her mouth open. "This aint bad!"
  575. [00:21] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The barpony nods. "Thank you, it's our specialty."
  576. [00:21] * Challenger doesn't remember. "Well whatever. Either way we should prepare for the eventuallity of him coming at us somehow."
  577. [00:21] <Challenger> "If we're not gonna go to him, we'd better be ready when he comes at us."
  578. [00:21] * Lollygag smiles at Strifer, "I like sharing."
  579. [00:22] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The bartender turns to Desert_Eagle and leans on the bar. "Ammo? Like... for guns? I'm not sure. The only ponies allowed to own guns and ammo are the police ponies... You might want to ask them."
  580. [00:24] * Desert_Eagle stares at the bartender. "What." he deadpans. "Whatever." He turns back to the others. "Th' one thing ah wanna do though, is put that bitch Radiance in 'er place."
  581. [00:26] * Strifer grins. Eating more of Lollys food. "I like that plan.. What do you have in mind?"
  582. [00:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The bartender shrugs. "Sorry friend, but..." He adds with a smile. "...if you do get the smackdown on Radiance... throw in a punch or two from the Boilerworks."
  583. [00:26] * Lollygag picks up another small piece of the fried fish, "That probably wouldn't end up well though... Unless... we got Deuces to take care of her..." She noms the piece of fish delicately.
  584. [00:26] <Challenger> "Ok but how?"
  585. [00:28] * Lollygag swallows the fish and shakes her head, "I'm not sure... I doubt just telling him Radiance took the gold would be enough..."
  586. [00:28] * Desert_Eagle hmmms. "Ah haven't put too much thought int' it honestly, jus' thought o' it now."
  587. [00:29] <Challenger> "Ok look. Whatever we come up with, we're gonna need more than a few rifles to pull off."
  588. [00:30] * Strifer snickers. "Could just tell her that Fang has the gold. That would liven up the place a little! But before do any of that shit, we need caps."
  589. [00:31] <Challenger> "We need guns we need armor and more than likely, we need help."
  590. [00:31] * Desert_Eagle nods "Both o' yah 'r right, an' ah'd also'd like t' look int' th' shootin's an' stuff tha's been happenin' lately."
  591. [00:32] * Lollygag nods in agreement, taking another sip of her drink.
  592. [00:32] * Strifer grins wide. "So the plan is to fucking go shopping!"
  593. [00:32] * Challenger nods. "For the moment."
  594. [00:33] * Desert_Eagle nods. "We need caps firs' though. Can't buy shit with no caps."
  595. [00:34] <Challenger> "So we need a shop that'll trade our loot for real funds."
  596. [00:34] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Yo barkeep, yah know anyplace like that 'round 'ere?"
  597. [00:36] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> The barpony is a little wary of the conversation you just had about stealing from Mr. Fang, but shrugs. "There's a bank topside. Far end of The Pier. I don't know anypony that actually uses it, though."
  598. [00:37] * Challenger nods. "Ya do now."
  599. [00:41] <~SpencerDespenser|GM> With negotiations finished, and bellies full, Group Nine can relax in the saftey of the underground research facility until they begin their shopping spree. Who knows what kind of goodies they'll buy?
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