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  1. fl1p_: i was with tek in amsterdam he told me he is not currently in holydays , he just dont want to play anymore with stark , idk why maybe toxic? idk
  2. fl1p_: dmoule vien dans mon chan toi aussi aeph
  3. fl1p_: perm why have you left the jackson five brand
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  5. *DEAD* [R]eason KnOxXx : go casino
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  7. colonmorethan: konrrr did you mentor flippy and forsak3n because these guys are ok at sniper but you are really good
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  9. one_lulu: ddos is.. like when your gf is on her period
  10. one_lulu: when you have kritz and see enemy solly jumping you, it feels like you have diarrhea and you’re about to sneeze :(
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  12. Herehavepotato: NO I MEAN THE BRITS. SRSLY HALF OF THESE NERDS R SHY VIRGINS WHO NEVER EVEN TALKED TO A GURL IN RL. AND YET THEY AYO GURRRL ALL OVER THE PLACE
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  14. Sideshow, you are an inspiration. You are not afraid to be flamboyant and admit that you live an alternative lifestyle. I think you are one of the best gay streamers on twitch and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don’t understand, but i do.
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  16. normally it takes around 40.000 twitch nerds and league of legends for a twitch chat to get this autistic but it only takes a couple of ayo nerds to do the same apparently
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  18. Hello I am a beautiful Mongolian War Princess, endowed with bountiful bosoms and many parts for procreation. I am looking for a white man of Scouse descent who is willing to have many sex with me and I need ten million rubles in my bank
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  20. Hi Sideshow long time fan here but I need your advice pls. Me and my gf got into a fight recently and she was saying mean stuff. I dont hit women so I panicked and farted into my hand and threw it in her face. Her mouth was open and everything and I kind of feel bad because it wasnt a pleasant smell. She stormed out of the house and we havent spoken in 2 days. pls respond I dont know what to do or say. Pls no copy pastarino
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  22. i see picture of permzilla and he look like he like teenager sex like he is in car and watch teenager on street and say “come my car i take you to candy shop ” and then he is do bad things you know what i talking abbout
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  24. I owe my life to Sideshow. I was in coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash. One day my nurse turned on the twitch channel to Sideshow’s stream, so I got up, and muted it
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  26. ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ
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  28. This is the last straw SIDESHOW. I’m sick of you brandishing your nipples for viewers on twitch, you’re nothing but another kaceytron to me. I will no watch you or support your cam whoring ways. This is my formal notice of un-mod and unsub, GOODBYE SIDESHOW!
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  30. My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him “If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop” 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me “Dont smoke; dont put your family through this” At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Sideshow gave me cancer anyway.
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  32. my name is Khaled el Fansa and i is from egytian i just baught a coputr to playdmeo manz nd i buy pharoah nasus bcuz he represent my country now i am in div 6 and working my way to div sticky. Sry for bad england plis no copy pasterino
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  34. i am a kitten. i haev a long tail and i pick mice out of the field and leave them on your floor. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your house tonight and make a mess of your string collection
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  36. AYOGURL
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  38. i am a permzilla. i haev a long neck and i pick etf2l players out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your basement tonight and make a mess of your free tf2 league
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  40. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
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  42. When Sideshow is eat i pretend he is eat me. I go down wet sideshow throat and am in warm Sideshow stomach. Then i go deeper into the Sideshow. I am made into Sideshow gold. The Sideshow sits on toilet and frees me. I am sad i am no longer Sideshow food. Then Sideshow eats me again.
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  44. Sideshow if you’re here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I’ll say things like “SHIT THE BED”, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me…
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  46. Hello Sideshow, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ***?
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  48. fm! fribs: IM ACTUALLY ANNOYING
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  50. When jon lenon was 10 his teacher askd “what do u wana do when u are adult?” and jon lenon said “hapy”. the teacher said “u didn’t understand question” and lenon said “u dont understand life.”. The teacher was alber Einstein, retweet if u beliv in god
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  52. this is my first time watching a team fortress stream and it will probably be my last time. this community seems to be full of 12 year old virgins. grow up.
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  54. the community in this game is so toxic… the chat is barely readable due to the spam… im glad im not involved in comp..
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  56. EraTF2: is fribs permzillas grill?
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  58. When sideshow was 10 his teacher askd “what do u wana do when u are adult?” and sideshow said “mdma”. the teacher said “u didn’t understand question” and lenon said “hey man dont worry about it i love you everything is great.” the teacher was gecks, retweet if u beliv in sideshowChamp
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  60. When Sideshow was 10 his teacher askd “what do u wana do when u are prem?” and Sideshow said “dribble”. the teacher said “u didn’t understand question” and Sideshow said “u dont understand roaming.”. The teacher was Permzillla, retweet if u beliv in AYOGURL
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  62. AMS i hope u see this message when you’re rewatching the vod with the twitch rechat plugin on. just wanted you to know I think your ubers are great, keep it up SeemsGood
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  64. HI IM CONDOM *DROPS POCKET* HI IM SKEEJ *DROPS UBER* HI IM HERRP *DOESNT CAP* HI IM SIDESHOW *GETS 43 DEATHS AGAINST SERPENTS*
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  66. FULL TILT Zhuangmao face similar hierarchy of ETF2L also touched by the number for the prime minister does not differ Saloon.tfT DOLLA ?? Princes Palace where the keys to the emperor in the Palace of law on the matter DDOS Princes or clean blunt end SIDESHOW
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  68. 面目狀貌同類,貴賤之別,非天根著於形容也FULL TILT親號云太ETF2L天子之相,號為丞相,黃金之印;諸侯之相Saloon.tfT事皇帝也。是則諸侯DOLLA子親keys乃事皇帝也DDOS?者受謁取告,以官皇LOL HL?然則所謂主者安SIDESHOW
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  70. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___(。˘з˘)ᗡლ==8 Don’t mind me just taking my Sideshow for a walk
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  72. Sideshow, you are my hero. You are the light in my darkness. You are the joy in my sorrow. You bring to me what no one else can, the absolute feeling of happiness. You are the single most important person in my life. I wish you a life of longevity and prosperity. Good luck to you young lad. I hope you can succeed in what ever you’re doing
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  74. (◕‿◕✿) sometimes… when i have a bad day…. I put my cursor over Sideshow’s and pretend that we’re holding hands (◕‿◕✿)
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  76. Alright, listen up motherfuckers. You think you’re fucking funny spamming your shitty pasta and emotes. Well if you fucking dare copy and paste this message, I will literally come over to your house and knock you the fuck out. Is that understood?
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  78. Guys, I’m a moderator. I want all spam to stop. This is causing alot of inner conflicts amongst all chat moderators. Alot of debates go on about which moderators deserve to retain their title and which deserve to descend. If you all kindly stop spamming this will resolve all conflict. Thank-you for the spam-free chat #spamfree
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  80. When Sideshow was 10 his teacher askd “what do u wana do when u are prem?” and Sideshow said “die 43 times”. the teacher said “u didn’t understand question” and Sideshow said “u dont understand roaming on viaduct.”. The teacher was kensi, retweet if u beliv in prem
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  82. EleGiggle double donk Demo✓ ✓ PogChamp Perma Sniper✓ ✓ 4Head Unlock abuse✓ ✓ MingLee Gimmicks✓ ✓ SeemsGood MUST BE EU TF2 4Head EleGiggle
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  84. My belly is fat, my team can’t play. You guessed it right boys, I’m from NA ! OpieOP
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