*movie trailer guy voice*
"In a world, ruled by monsters..."
*CGI Cho'gath roaring*
"...beasts..."
*CGI Rengar pounce*
"...and mighty warriors..."
*Garen spin, shouting Demaciaaaaa!*
"...a new hero arises."
*massive doors open, ranks and ranks of soldiers stand outside*
"One mighty hammer."
*hammer being dragged across stone and into the snow between ranks of soldiers*
"One determined yordle."
*camera turns on little yordle legs walking next to hammer*
"In the most anticipated adventure film of 2016..."
*camera slowly pans upwards to show two ponytails*
"Poppy: The Return to The Rift"
*camera swings around to show (the new, the adorable) Poppy dragging hammer through snow between human sized soldiers*
"Romance..."
*Trist puts hand on Poppy's cheek* Trist: "The only jump I care about is the one that lands me in your lap." *leans in closer.*
"...drama..."
*Trist looking angry* Trist: "Hammer. Hammer. Hammer. It's all you ever think about. What about Us? I'm going back to Teemo." *slams door.*
"...horror..."
*Teemo's face twisting from happy smile into a cruel, sadistic one, eyes glowing red* Teemo: "Come... my precious..." *reaches out, little yordle hands turning into long, bloody claws, just before the screen goes dark.*
"...comedy..."
*Shaco doing the Shaco dance.*
"...and action."
*Poppy bringing her hammer down on a row of minions.*
"This holiday season, the adventure..."
*Twitch sneaking past a bunch of champs, bumps into angry looking Poppy.*
"...never..."
*Poppy, Lee Sin, MF, Sona, Zilean doing Dragon.*
"...ends."
*two teams charging towards baron pit in slow motion, long slow camera sweep*
"Winter time 2016 is..."
*hammer hits Braum's shield*
"...hammer time."
*title in big, blocky, steel coloured letters with thunder and lightning*
"Poppy: The Return to the Rift. Coming soon to a theater near you."